Xavier Bronze and the Father of Jane Foster
Xavier Bronze
The Avatar
- Location
- Metropolis
It's Thanksgiving. Jack is with his mother. Phil is with Audrey. Natasha and Clint are at his place. Which would have left me alone.
If Jane and Erik hadn't invited me to spend the holiday with them.
I convinced Phil to let us borrow the Avengers house, where we held the party. Apparently, SHIELD just bought it, even though they only needed it for that one occasion. And since there are no operations going on in this area, we're free to use my credentials to crash here for a day or two.
The only bad thing about this is, Jane and I haven't talked about that night since… that morning. And it's become increasingly clear that she's not thinking about it like she said she would. She's not thinking about it. At all.
But she's still flirting with me.
If things were moving at all with Jack, none of that would be a problem. I'd just tell her I'm seeing someone else and we could both move on. But that's stalled out too. He turns evasive whenever things look like they might heat up.
Which wouldn't be a problem if he weren't still hitting on me too.
I'm getting mixed messages from both of them. Which makes me seriously consider choosing neither of them and just going clubbing instead.
Erik has noticed. He knows what's going on. He has to. He was awake when we both came inside that morning. I assume he's talked to her about it, because that's the only reason he wouldn't have talked to me about it. And at least he hasn't turned hostile.
Bo crawls around my torso, and I lift my arms to give her an open path. Jane looks a little creeped out, "And you're sure that thing is safe? Even though it's got this... Extremis thing?"
I smile as Bo finds her way down my arm and into my outstretched hand, "Yes. I'm sure."
Ever since we found each other I can't help but feel like Bo and I are… not destined. That's the wrong word. That we will be there to support each other. Maybe even forever. It might be an Avatar thing, but, I had kind of thought that that could only happen with particularly spiritual animals. Or at least ones the Avatar was already attached to. Why Bo? Why not that cockroach Ike smashed a few weeks ago? Or the horse that Mike taught me to ride on? Not that I'm complaining.
The doorbell rings and Jane runs out of the kitchen, "That must be dad! I'll let him in."
I look at Erik with dread, "Her father is coming?"
He smiles and nods, without looking away from the bowl of stuffing he's been working on. I hear the door open and close, and a strange voice. Erik sets aside his work, washes his hands quickly and walks out to greet his old friend.
...Can I just hide here?
Jane comes running back, "Come on, Xavier! I have to introduce you!"
Apparently I can't. I hesitantly follow her out to the front room.
He's tall, muscular, probably mid sixties with a well trimmed gray beard that any man would be proud of. He looks like the most distinguished character that could step right out of a Western film. He carries himself like someone who knows how to fight. He shifts his feet when he sees me and I can amend that to someone who knows how to swordfight. Nice hat.
He walks slowly over to me, "And you must be Xavier. I've heard a lot about you, from both of these two." He holds out his hand, with eyes that I would believe can shoot lasers.
I meet his eyes, smile, and shake his hand, "I'm flattered to be mentioned."
His grip is stronger than mine. After a second he decides not to crush me, "Call me Hank."
Bo crawls all the way onto his hand and smells him with her tongue. He regards her with curiosity, "I haven't heard anything about this one." He lifts his hand and looks her over, "I don't think I've seen this species before. What is she?"
I extend my hand, and Bo jumps to it and climbs back to my shoulder, "I don't know. Of all known species, she most closely resembles Draco Dussumieri, Dussumier's dragon. It's a kind of gliding dragon from southern India. But her camouflage is much better than most."
He nods, "And if I'm not mistaken they don't usually have six legs. Mysterious. Does she have a name?"
"Ouroboros. I call her Bo for short. She has a bad habit of chewing on her tail."
He chuckles at the name, "The universe had no need of eyes, because outside of herself to be seen there was only the eternal reason of which she already knew. Nor of ears for there was no-one other than herself to converse with. Nor was there any air to be breathed through lung or skin or any other organ. For a being which was sufficient to itself would surely be far more excellent than one which lived lacking."
I nod for a second, feeling stupid, "Erik told me about Jormungandr earlier. But that didn't sound Norse."
"Greek. Plato's all-encompassing serpent is sometimes credited for the inspiration of modern monotheistic philosophy."
Somewhat later, I find myself alone with Hank in the kitchen while Jane and Erik are setting the table. There's a sudden silence.
I'm mashing a bowl of vegetables when he starts looming, "What are your intentions with my daughter?"
I drop the potato masher in the bowl. I'm more than a little shocked to hear that question, "What do you mean?"
I can't look him in the eye, "I've seen how she looks at you. I've heard how she talks about you. And I've seen how you look at her."
Have I even looked at her while he's been here! How the fuck! I don't think I'm covering up my panic well. Bo smells my face to make sure I'm okay.
He grabs my unoccupied shoulder with one hand, "So I will be clear. If you hurt her in any way, I won't kill you. I won't put a finger on you. But you will regret taking her for granted."
I sigh and finally look up at him, "If I ever hurt her, I would deserve it." Deep breath, lay it all out, "We're friends first. We met under… scientifically interesting circumstances. I won't lie to you. I'm interested in her. But I'm not letting it go farther until I'm sure she's not just interested in me because I'm interesting, intellectually."
Bo crawls across my back and observes his hand for a moment. He's not letting go.
Might as well finish the story, "We… kissed a while ago, and I told her all of this. My concerns. She said she needed some time to think, and I said that was fine. But, since then nothing's changed, and I get the feeling she's ignoring that it ever happened. When I said time I didn't mean forever... It's not healthy for her to... default like this. We're friends first. That means I want her to be happy, and safe. I'm just trying to find out what's best for her."
I can't help but fidget. I just basically admitted to wanting to bang his daughter. I stare into the bowl of mashed roots for a while, and then look back up into his eyes, "So I think the real question, is what are her intentions with me?"
He lets go, "I'll talk to her."
And his footsteps are pounding down the hallway. Bo moves to the spot where his hand used to be.
Fuck, that was terrifying. How can one man without superpowers be more oppressive than a Ten Rings prison?
A few minutes later Erik comes in, "Is that done?"
The bowl's contents are almost a liquid by now, "Yeah, I think I kind of overdid it."
He laughs, "He's a great man, isn't he?"
I rub my eyes, "He certainly loves his daughter. He made that very clear."
Erik smiles sympathetically, "He doesn't know you like I do. You would never intentionally hurt Jane."
"Intentionally."
He waves off my worry, "Come on. Bring that out. The table's done."
So I come out and sit down across from the Fosters. Bo crawls down my body and goes to sleep between my feet. Erik sits next to me.
I put the bowl down and Jane looks at it, "What's that?"
I answer on autopilot, without looking at her directly, "Potatoes, carrots, beets, artichokes, half an onion, some garlic and ginger. It's called earthmash. It was a Thanksgiving tradition on Earth Prime." Or at least for Alex's family.
She smells it, "It looks amazing."
I look at her father, who seems like he's not paying attention, "The color is mostly the beets. I just hope I got the recipe right." No-one except us has said anything since I came in. This conversational ice is going to kill me, "So Hank, what are you a professor of?"
"Anthropology, Fencing, and 19th Century History." Fencing. Nailed it.
I look again at his outfit, "I guess Indiana Jones was your childhood, huh?"
He smiles, "It was more my teenage years."
And then we're eating. And for a while, the only sounds are satisfied mumbles from full mouths. This is only my second time having turkey, and I'm still not sure if I like it or not. But no-one else looks to be going for seconds, so.
I point, "Can you pass the turkey, Mr. Foster?"
He chokes on his beer and laughs, "That's not my name."
I look between him and Jane, "What do you mean?"
He chuckles, "Her mother and I separated on friendly terms before she was born. Once it became clear that she would be spending most of her time with me, I suggested she take her mother's name." He takes a bite of food.
I nod, "Okay. So what's your name, then?"
He finishes chewing, "I'm sorry, I thought you knew when you mentioned my father." What? When did I do that? He reaches across the table for another handshake, "Henry Jones. The Third."
WHAT?
Age him down by fifty years… Shia? Is that you behind the gray? Harrison Ford doesn't exist here.
I realize I've left him hanging, and immediately shake his hand, "Sorry, yes. Very nice to meet you, Professor Williams."
And the table is silent. I realize a second later what I said.
"Um, sorry, again. Professor Jones. Henry… Jones, The Third..."
He asks me, still holding my hand hostage, "How do you know my mother's name?"
Wait, so in the original timeline, Indiana Jones would've been Thor's grandfather-in-law?
No, focus. Think fast, "Didn't you say?" No, that's horrid. Try again, "I mean, I think Erik said at one point. Or maybe I read it somewhere? I definitely remember that name from somewhere."
Smooth. They will absolutely never see past that. My mastery of deception knows no bounds.
The former Mutt Williams leans in and points at me sternly, "Don't lie to me." And then he breaks into a smile, "You're a fan of my father's!"
Take it! "Yep! You got me! The Indiana Jones stories were always my favorites."
He lets go of my hand and passes the turkey with a laugh, "Mine too. We'll have lots to talk about."
If Jane and Erik hadn't invited me to spend the holiday with them.
I convinced Phil to let us borrow the Avengers house, where we held the party. Apparently, SHIELD just bought it, even though they only needed it for that one occasion. And since there are no operations going on in this area, we're free to use my credentials to crash here for a day or two.
The only bad thing about this is, Jane and I haven't talked about that night since… that morning. And it's become increasingly clear that she's not thinking about it like she said she would. She's not thinking about it. At all.
But she's still flirting with me.
If things were moving at all with Jack, none of that would be a problem. I'd just tell her I'm seeing someone else and we could both move on. But that's stalled out too. He turns evasive whenever things look like they might heat up.
Which wouldn't be a problem if he weren't still hitting on me too.
I'm getting mixed messages from both of them. Which makes me seriously consider choosing neither of them and just going clubbing instead.
Erik has noticed. He knows what's going on. He has to. He was awake when we both came inside that morning. I assume he's talked to her about it, because that's the only reason he wouldn't have talked to me about it. And at least he hasn't turned hostile.
Bo crawls around my torso, and I lift my arms to give her an open path. Jane looks a little creeped out, "And you're sure that thing is safe? Even though it's got this... Extremis thing?"
I smile as Bo finds her way down my arm and into my outstretched hand, "Yes. I'm sure."
Ever since we found each other I can't help but feel like Bo and I are… not destined. That's the wrong word. That we will be there to support each other. Maybe even forever. It might be an Avatar thing, but, I had kind of thought that that could only happen with particularly spiritual animals. Or at least ones the Avatar was already attached to. Why Bo? Why not that cockroach Ike smashed a few weeks ago? Or the horse that Mike taught me to ride on? Not that I'm complaining.
The doorbell rings and Jane runs out of the kitchen, "That must be dad! I'll let him in."
I look at Erik with dread, "Her father is coming?"
He smiles and nods, without looking away from the bowl of stuffing he's been working on. I hear the door open and close, and a strange voice. Erik sets aside his work, washes his hands quickly and walks out to greet his old friend.
...Can I just hide here?
Jane comes running back, "Come on, Xavier! I have to introduce you!"
Apparently I can't. I hesitantly follow her out to the front room.
He's tall, muscular, probably mid sixties with a well trimmed gray beard that any man would be proud of. He looks like the most distinguished character that could step right out of a Western film. He carries himself like someone who knows how to fight. He shifts his feet when he sees me and I can amend that to someone who knows how to swordfight. Nice hat.
He walks slowly over to me, "And you must be Xavier. I've heard a lot about you, from both of these two." He holds out his hand, with eyes that I would believe can shoot lasers.
I meet his eyes, smile, and shake his hand, "I'm flattered to be mentioned."
His grip is stronger than mine. After a second he decides not to crush me, "Call me Hank."
Bo crawls all the way onto his hand and smells him with her tongue. He regards her with curiosity, "I haven't heard anything about this one." He lifts his hand and looks her over, "I don't think I've seen this species before. What is she?"
I extend my hand, and Bo jumps to it and climbs back to my shoulder, "I don't know. Of all known species, she most closely resembles Draco Dussumieri, Dussumier's dragon. It's a kind of gliding dragon from southern India. But her camouflage is much better than most."
He nods, "And if I'm not mistaken they don't usually have six legs. Mysterious. Does she have a name?"
"Ouroboros. I call her Bo for short. She has a bad habit of chewing on her tail."
He chuckles at the name, "The universe had no need of eyes, because outside of herself to be seen there was only the eternal reason of which she already knew. Nor of ears for there was no-one other than herself to converse with. Nor was there any air to be breathed through lung or skin or any other organ. For a being which was sufficient to itself would surely be far more excellent than one which lived lacking."
I nod for a second, feeling stupid, "Erik told me about Jormungandr earlier. But that didn't sound Norse."
"Greek. Plato's all-encompassing serpent is sometimes credited for the inspiration of modern monotheistic philosophy."
Somewhat later, I find myself alone with Hank in the kitchen while Jane and Erik are setting the table. There's a sudden silence.
I'm mashing a bowl of vegetables when he starts looming, "What are your intentions with my daughter?"
I drop the potato masher in the bowl. I'm more than a little shocked to hear that question, "What do you mean?"
I can't look him in the eye, "I've seen how she looks at you. I've heard how she talks about you. And I've seen how you look at her."
Have I even looked at her while he's been here! How the fuck! I don't think I'm covering up my panic well. Bo smells my face to make sure I'm okay.
He grabs my unoccupied shoulder with one hand, "So I will be clear. If you hurt her in any way, I won't kill you. I won't put a finger on you. But you will regret taking her for granted."
I sigh and finally look up at him, "If I ever hurt her, I would deserve it." Deep breath, lay it all out, "We're friends first. We met under… scientifically interesting circumstances. I won't lie to you. I'm interested in her. But I'm not letting it go farther until I'm sure she's not just interested in me because I'm interesting, intellectually."
Bo crawls across my back and observes his hand for a moment. He's not letting go.
Might as well finish the story, "We… kissed a while ago, and I told her all of this. My concerns. She said she needed some time to think, and I said that was fine. But, since then nothing's changed, and I get the feeling she's ignoring that it ever happened. When I said time I didn't mean forever... It's not healthy for her to... default like this. We're friends first. That means I want her to be happy, and safe. I'm just trying to find out what's best for her."
I can't help but fidget. I just basically admitted to wanting to bang his daughter. I stare into the bowl of mashed roots for a while, and then look back up into his eyes, "So I think the real question, is what are her intentions with me?"
He lets go, "I'll talk to her."
And his footsteps are pounding down the hallway. Bo moves to the spot where his hand used to be.
Fuck, that was terrifying. How can one man without superpowers be more oppressive than a Ten Rings prison?
A few minutes later Erik comes in, "Is that done?"
The bowl's contents are almost a liquid by now, "Yeah, I think I kind of overdid it."
He laughs, "He's a great man, isn't he?"
I rub my eyes, "He certainly loves his daughter. He made that very clear."
Erik smiles sympathetically, "He doesn't know you like I do. You would never intentionally hurt Jane."
"Intentionally."
He waves off my worry, "Come on. Bring that out. The table's done."
So I come out and sit down across from the Fosters. Bo crawls down my body and goes to sleep between my feet. Erik sits next to me.
I put the bowl down and Jane looks at it, "What's that?"
I answer on autopilot, without looking at her directly, "Potatoes, carrots, beets, artichokes, half an onion, some garlic and ginger. It's called earthmash. It was a Thanksgiving tradition on Earth Prime." Or at least for Alex's family.
She smells it, "It looks amazing."
I look at her father, who seems like he's not paying attention, "The color is mostly the beets. I just hope I got the recipe right." No-one except us has said anything since I came in. This conversational ice is going to kill me, "So Hank, what are you a professor of?"
"Anthropology, Fencing, and 19th Century History." Fencing. Nailed it.
I look again at his outfit, "I guess Indiana Jones was your childhood, huh?"
He smiles, "It was more my teenage years."
And then we're eating. And for a while, the only sounds are satisfied mumbles from full mouths. This is only my second time having turkey, and I'm still not sure if I like it or not. But no-one else looks to be going for seconds, so.
I point, "Can you pass the turkey, Mr. Foster?"
He chokes on his beer and laughs, "That's not my name."
I look between him and Jane, "What do you mean?"
He chuckles, "Her mother and I separated on friendly terms before she was born. Once it became clear that she would be spending most of her time with me, I suggested she take her mother's name." He takes a bite of food.
I nod, "Okay. So what's your name, then?"
He finishes chewing, "I'm sorry, I thought you knew when you mentioned my father." What? When did I do that? He reaches across the table for another handshake, "Henry Jones. The Third."
WHAT?
Age him down by fifty years… Shia? Is that you behind the gray? Harrison Ford doesn't exist here.
I realize I've left him hanging, and immediately shake his hand, "Sorry, yes. Very nice to meet you, Professor Williams."
And the table is silent. I realize a second later what I said.
"Um, sorry, again. Professor Jones. Henry… Jones, The Third..."
He asks me, still holding my hand hostage, "How do you know my mother's name?"
Wait, so in the original timeline, Indiana Jones would've been Thor's grandfather-in-law?
No, focus. Think fast, "Didn't you say?" No, that's horrid. Try again, "I mean, I think Erik said at one point. Or maybe I read it somewhere? I definitely remember that name from somewhere."
Smooth. They will absolutely never see past that. My mastery of deception knows no bounds.
The former Mutt Williams leans in and points at me sternly, "Don't lie to me." And then he breaks into a smile, "You're a fan of my father's!"
Take it! "Yep! You got me! The Indiana Jones stories were always my favorites."
He lets go of my hand and passes the turkey with a laugh, "Mine too. We'll have lots to talk about."