Doctor Quinzel starts moving the spoon closer to my mouth, "Here comes the train. Open wide!"
I knock the spoon away, "Harley, that's not pudding. It's literal shit. I'm not eating that."
She makes a pouty face, which is somewhat redundant when she's already wearing sad clown makeup, "Now now, good children eat their vegetables. No it's not! Would I do that to you?"
"You're insane. So yes. Is Alex out of surgery yet?"
She waterbends a clipboard to herself from out the window across the room, "He's going to be just fine. We did a brain transplant. He just took a spill, that's all. No-one ever gets hurt falling down stairs, everyone knows that."
I nod thoughtfully, "True. I just want to see him again."
I'm woken up abruptly by my comms going off in my ear. Uggh. Why couldn't I have inherited Alex's immunity to hangovers? I'll have to ask Mike what I did after I blacked out last night. The last thing I remember is... the ball drop.
I'm not sure I'll ever get used to dreaming. It's so weird. It's so fucking weird. No-one back on Earth Prime ever talked about just how weird dreams are. But I guess everyone except people like me had dreams in common back on Earth Prime.
I peel my eyes open and answer on comms, "Yeup. What is it?"
Jack laughs, "Still suffering?"
I grimace, "How are you not? I know you drank plenty."
"I know my limits. You have to in this line of work. But I'm afraid we can't give you the day off. You're gonna have to suffer through it. We have our first op together. Report to the hanger in... I'll give you twenty minutes."
I deliberately transmit my pained groan.
Twenty minutes later I'm on my way out of my room, in costume. Bo keeps running out into the hall ahead of me and looking back, impatient at my sluggish pace.
When I get there, he's leaning against his motorcycle, "You're late."
Here's my middle finger, "Are we taking a jet or a helicopter?"
He grins devilishly, "Neither." And then climbs onto the motorcycle, "Hop on."
"You can't be serious."
He looks at me and raises an eyebrow.
I slump where I stand, "Fine." I walk over and climb on behind him, "Fuck you, though."
"Maybe after the mission."
...Huh. I'm surprised he just said that. He's usually more evasive. He always leaves himself wiggle room to avoid admitting that what he's doing is hitting on me, even though it's obvious. But that was completely explicit. I'm usually the one who says stuff like that, and then he backs off before it can go anywhere.
I'm probably just indulging in wishful interpretation. No use overthinking it until after the mission.
I unzip the outer jacket of my costume and slip Bo under to protect her from the wind. My mask works as a motorcycle helmet. But once we're on the road it's still a violently horrid experience. Constant wind and g-forces and I have to hold on for dear life. This isn't fun this time. I'm moving faster than any human being ever should.
We pull off the road in the middle of nowhere. I think Jack is taking these turns sharper than he has to. Another few minutes and we pull over in a dark area under a freeway, and I fall off onto my hands and knees. I feel like throwing up, but I think I already emptied my system sometime last night.
Jack climbs off, and then his motorcycle backs away without him. Did he kick it? That's a neat trick. How does he keep it from falling over?
At least he seems amused by my misery. Bo squirms out through my collar and stretches her dewlap in protest. I stand back up and raise my hand to block the glare of sunshine coming from outside our overpass cover. I take off my mask to rub my eyes.
I tell Jack, "Look, this isn't funny anymore. You dragged me out here at the crack of dawn for a mission, you won't tell me what it is. It better be damn fucking important. I mean, what is it?" I throw out my arms, "Where's the mission?"
He says, "An old friend of mine is coming to meet us. I think it's faster if he tells you the rest."
I struggle to put my mask back on, "A friend of yours? From before you joined SHIELD, or are they an agent?"
He smiles, "Before. But let's just say that without him, I'd never have gotten on SHIELD's radar."
What's this red truck doing? It's driving very slowly towards us. I'd be nervous if I couldn't very easily dodge it if necessary. This must be Jack's friend, I guess.
Bo suddenly leaps up onto me and takes cover from the truck behind my back. Wait, where's the driver? Is it remote controlled?
And then it starts to change. Parts shift aside and slide and pivot on hinges that were hidden just under the surface. Seamless pieces come apart and swing back together in different configurations with different functions. Did Stark build this? It's amazing. I see all the moving parts and wonder how it was driving at all a few seconds ago. Some of those parts used to be the engine. It's transforming into something completely different.
...Is that a face? Oh god. It's humanoid. It's a big red truck that just transformed into a giant humanoid robot. Seriously? Fucking Transformers? I can't handle this with a hangover.
The last few parts click into place, and then it kneels to get its newly formed head closer to mine, "My name is Orion Pax. Our mutual allies have brought you to me, because I am in need of your assistance. An old enemy of mine is on earth, and he must be made to learn that no man escapes the Manhunters."