This update was in a different font. But you wouldn't be the first person to give Marvel's norse gods a fancier font, so I don't know if that was intentional. Thought I'd ask.

I sigh and grit my teeth, "I know. You need not worry. I shall not do him any permanent damage. But I need to test his mettle. We will yet see if he's worth the Uru he now carries, or if his will is as soft as bronze."
Interesting. This has the feel of a title callback.

I will not be fooled by that rouse a second time.
I think maybe you mean ruse?

Incidentally, that means anyone could lift Mjolnir on accident, as long as their was no actual intent on their part to do so. In other words, if Mjolnir is in an elevator on the bottom floor, and someone in the elevator with it pushes the 'up' button, it would not move and would likely break the elevator. But if someone on a higher floor pushed the summon button, and Mjolnir just happened to be in the elevator at the time... the elevator would go up just fine. That's why the Helicarrier didn't drop out of the sky the first time Thor set it down in canon "The Avengers". None of the people flying the helicarrier were doing so with the intent of moving Mjolnir. That was just a happenstance result.
This is a pretty bad-ass explanation. It makes so much sense.

(Also now I'm thinking about what happens if you get in the elevator and push the "down" button.)
 
This update was in a different font. But you wouldn't be the first person to give Marvel's norse gods a fancier font, so I don't know if that was intentional. Thought I'd ask.

Every update should be in Times New Roman, font size 4. It's not the default message formatting, so it stands out from the comments and discussion around it. But if you go into Reader Mode or compare the source code, it should be the same between all actual chapters, and at least the last two chapters have been consistent with that.

Example text in default formatting. (I'm not sure what font and size this is exactly. Seems smaller than size 5...)
Example text in fic chapter formatting. (Times New Roman, size 4. "Fancier", letters blur less, and it's slightly smaller.)

I think maybe you mean ruse?

Danke.

This is a pretty bad-ass explanation. It makes so much sense.

(Also now I'm thinking about what happens if you get in the elevator and push the "down" button.)

...I don't think it would levitate to stay in place, or lock the elevator in place either. But if gravity can be used as an exception, then anyone with gravity powers could move it freely as long as they didn't touch it. Right now I'd default to saying that the elevator goes down. But if Franklin Hall shows up I might have to revisit that minutiae.
 
I forget that I browse SV and SB at 150% zoom sometimes. Isn't that a bit too small for most people? I have no idea, just curious.
"Size 4" doesn't mean 4 points, it means 4 out of the 1234567 available through bbcode. Like so. The default font is somewhere between 4 and 5 apparently (I think it used to be between 2 and 3?)

EDIT: Exact sizes are 9, 10, 12, 15, 18, 22, and 26 pixels (default is "12pt" which is 16 pixels; the numbered sizes in points are 6.75, 7.5, 9, 11.25, 13.5, 16.5, and 19.5) So, tl;dr: Size 4 would be "11.25 pt" in most word processors, the default size is 12 pt.

The default font is "Calibri","Corbel",sans-serif - meaning, one of those if your system has it installed, otherwise the browser default sans serif font.
 
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First Girl Wins
"And you haven't seen him since this mystery mission ended?"

I shake my head, "No. I'm worried about him. This
... mission is dangerous. Jack is a good agent but he's still just a guy, in a world of… more." We stop walking right in the middle of the Metropolis sidewalk.

Jane tucks a loose hair behind my ear, "Hey." I look at her, and she has this calm confidence that's just so infectious, "You said he has help? It's his mission? He's gonna be okay."

I smile back and nod, "Yeah, you're probably right... God. Caring about people is hard." We start walking again.

She giggles, "New to the concept?"

I shrug, "There were a few people, but no-one I would've risked my life for. Maybe Alex. Here, I have Phil. I have Jack." I point a thumb over my shoulder, "Hell, I even have those two bozos." I lean in and lower my voice, "And don't quote me on this, but they're not too bad." The pause stretches on just long enough to be awkward. I roll my eyes, "And I guess I have you."

She smiles, "You do."

I stop in front of an Italian/Indian fusion 'eatery'. Very characteristic of Metropolis, that.

"How about this one?"

She looks at the elaborate embossing on the door, "It might be a little expensive."

I bump her shoulder with mine, "You're gonna be rich some day. I can pay you back."

She opens the door and I walk in ahead of her, "That's what you said last time, and it still doesn't make sense."

I nod at the person up front, "Table for four." He grabs a few menus and as we're following I turn back to Jane, "And? I paid you back, didn't I?"

"If I'm the one who's going to be rich, shouldn't I be the one paying you back? And if I'm rich, why would I even want for you to pay me back anymore?"

I bump her again, "That's the idea."

SHIELD confiscated the exact bills that were in my wallet when I came through the Bifrost for study, but they compensated
... most of it. I'm down about two thousand from the original twenty thousand I started with. It's a good thing life at H.O.M.E. doesn't have many expenses, because I'm not being paid much either.

Almost as soon as we all sit down Jane asks Mike and Ike, "Mike? Harold? Can you two give us a minute?"

Ike frowns and lowers his menu. Mike whacks him on the shoulder and stands, "Of course. Just call us when you're done." Ike follows his partner out, but of course complains about protocol the whole way.

I turn to Jane with an eyebrow, "Yeah?"

She's suddenly getting all awkward and shy, which tells me exactly what this is about, "So, I told you a while ago that I would be thinking about… us, and, trying to figure out if my feelings are real."

I nod, "Yeah."

"And, my father talked to me about it. And…" Damn these pauses, get it out already!

"Yeah?"

She takes a deep breath, "I don't know. But I think I want to try?"

A little hopeful tone is breaking through for both of us, "Yeah?"

She nods, "Yeah. Like, a date? I know we both have busy schedules. You have your training, so we won't be able to do anything special for a few weeks-"

I interrupt her, "What about the third? Next month? We can just take a train up to New York, do some Times Square shopping. I have enough cash to spring for Broadway tickets if you want, as long as we don't need good seats."

Her expression of shock tells me that maybe Broadway was a little heavy-handed for the first date, "Wow, that would be-... I mean-" She shakes away the sentence fragment and starts again, "That sounds perfect. Thank you."

And we're both smiling like idiots, "Is that it? You just wanted to ask me out?"

She breaks into a laugh, which I join, "Yeah, I guess it is. I don't know why I was expecting that to take longer."

I shake my head, "Maybe because it took eight months for it to happen." I touch my comms, "Yeah, Mike, you two can come back now."

They come back in, sit down, and we all order our food.

Mike keeps looking at Ike like he's going to melt into the sewers, and Ike is nervously tapping his fork against the table.

I reach over and take away the fork, "Ike? Is there something you want to say too?"

I don't think I've ever seen his eyes this wide, even in combat areas, "No, no. Nothing. Just, something happened this morning at the shooting range."

"Does this have something to do with why it's closed for renovation?"

Ike hesitates, and Mike answers for him, "Apparently one of his shots overpenetrated through the target and the wall behind it too. It hit someone in the shoulder."

My eyes go wide, "Shit."

Ike nods, "They're reinforcing the whole back wall, and decreasing the muzzle velocity on the guns allowed at the range."

Jane asks, "Is the person okay?"

Ike nods, "They're fine, so I hear. After going through the wall the bullet didn't have enough force to do permanent damage. But it could've been a lot worse."

"Ike-" Wrong name for right now, "Hey, Harold." He looks at me in disbelief at hearing his real name, maybe the first time from me, "That sucks. Are you okay?"

His absent expression returns telling me that he's definitely not, "I'm fine. If the wall was that weak, it was bound to happen eventually, right? I was using the same gun as everyone else… It was a good shot though. I beat my best distance with a bullseye."

He's torturing himself. This is bad, "Hey, your meal is on me, alright?"

He shakes his head but there's the smile I was aiming for, "That's not necessary. SHIELD pays for it either way."

I shrug, "Fine. Then we're getting an extra dessert. How does a 'Harlem's Monster Sundae' sound? Do you like pistachio?" No response. He's staring past the table. I throw his fork back into his lap, which breaks him out of it again, "I have to fatten you up somehow. You almost kept up with me on my run yesterday."
 
Does Ike have bullet powers Now? Like Speed Force kinetic manipulation, but only for projectiles.

Also, just saw the show, is Mike and Ike a reference to Limitless?

Yes (kinda), and yes (kinda). Enhancing bullet speed, accuracy, penetration, and stopping power is one of the things Ike's Christmas upgrade lets him do.

When I started writing this thing, Limitless was one of the more recent shows Alex had watched. So when SHIELD assigned two lesser Agents to watch over the SI, it made sense that she would make that association. There are other characters that the Mike and Ike in this story are based on, though. So it really stops at the SI's nicknames being an in-story reference to her Earth Prime memories.

For anyone curious, Mike was in Thor, the movie. He's the guy who mud-wrestled with Thor when he was mortal to try and stop him from getting to Mjolnir.

 
Miracles Aren't Just for the Heroes
The water streams from the bowl to the shoulder they pulled a bullet out of. The woman's eyes widen with anxiety at the sight of the floating, glowing liquid.

Ike reassures her, "It's fine, I've seen her do this before. It's not dangerous." He awkwardly hovers a hand over my shoulder before returning it to his side, "Thank you, for doing this."

With the bullet hole healed, I return the water to the bowl, "It's literally not even worth not doing. You should have come to me sooner."

The woman experiments with moving her shoulder, and stares at it disbelievingly, "...It's like it never happened."

I brag, "Actually, it might even be a little better than before. Any prior muscle trauma was probably fixed up too."

She turns to me, shocked. And then looks at her arm again, and raises it slowly above her head. Her other hand jumps to her mouth and she looks like she's biting her tongue to stop from crying, "I haven't been able to raise my arm this high since I was a teenager."

Aw shit, "Look, I'm sorry. I can't put it back-"

"No!" She looks at me and there are the tears we've both been hoping wouldn't come, "Thank you. This is a miracle."

I look at one of the monitors nearby, "Yeah, so I've heard."

I don't want to be a miracle worker. I don't want people to look at me like that. They're lifting me up, which in one way feels good, and I'm fine with that part. But to this extreme they're putting themselves down at the same time. I'm fine with being a hero, or even maybe someday a leader. But I don't want people to idolize me.

I ask her, "Are you gonna be okay if I head out?

She nods emphatically, "Of course. Go. Thank you. Just… Thank you."

I give a very unconvincing wave and turn around. Ike steps to follow and I turn back and hold him in place, looking him in the eye, "Stay here, Ike. You two need each other right now. Talk through some shit."

He nods, "Right. Thanks."

That's it. I'm out. I have to leave before someone thanks me again. I walk out quickly and Mike and Jane stop their conversation and stand up when I enter the room outside.

Mike asks, "How is he?"

I shrug, "He still shot someone, but he's talking to the person he shot in a friendly manner. Give him a day." Jane opens her mouth but I put a silencing finger to her lips because I know what she's about to say based on her expression, "Jane, I don't want someone else thanking me right now. I know that's weird, but can we just talk about something else?"

I take my hand down and she smiles understandingly, "Yes."

And so we talk about something else. But we're all still thinking about what I did in that little hospital room.

Fifteen minutes later, Jane asks me, "Why don't you do that more often? Heal people? It doesn't seem like it takes much out of you."

I look at her, and sigh, "No. It
doesn't take much. But so many people get hurt in this line of work. The docs do call me in sometimes, when I can save people they definitely can't. Just... not for the garden-variety stuff. But for the most part, I'm only doing one or two doctors' worth of work. There are other places that my time could be better spent, like training."

She nods, "Okay, but you don't train all the time..."

I very-almost interrupt her, "Why doesn't Superman go to Gotham? Have you ever thought about it?"

She clearly hasn't, "Because he works in Metropolis."

"Right, but they're right next to each other. He's supersonic, he could be in Gotham before I could call for a pizza. And he's close enough to hear the crimes that happen there. So why doesn't he stop them?"

She shakes her head, "I don't know."

"There's a mental toll to being a savior. When you save someone, you're owed an unpayable debt..."

I take a moment. Another sigh.

"Superman doesn't go to Gotham because there are too many people in Gotham for him to save. Even if he could, he doesn't want people to treat him like a god, which Gotham would."

She's really trying to understand, "So you don't heal people because you don't want them to owe you?"

How can I explain this… "It's the difference between a soldier among many who helps protect a group that happens to include you, and an angel coming down from above to personally deliver you alone out of Hell. You're thankful of someone who saves the world. But they're not your savior. It's impersonal. A hospital room or an alleyway in Gotham is an enclosed space. If someone goes there, it's specifically for you. They chose to save you, instead of someone else. It's more pressure. Too much, for me."

Mike adds, "You never think about why it's called hero worship until you're the one being prayed to."

She nods slowly, "I think I get it."

I hear Ike's footsteps and turn to him, "Did you two talk it out? Are you good?"

He nods, looking much more well-adjusted than at lunch earlier, "I apologized. She said it wasn't my fault." He breaks into a confused smile, "She complimented my aim. Apparently she watched the security footage. I'm going to check on her again tomorrow."

Mike asks, "They're keeping her another day? Isn't she healed now?"

"No, she is. We're going to do morning exercises together. ...She said there's no-one she'd rather break in her new shoulder with."

I give him an eyebrow, "Morning exercises, ey? Is that what we're calling it?" I turn to Jane, "Hey, how many dates until you join me for 'morning exercises'?"

She turns bright red, and only then realizes that I was screwing with her. But she still can't manage to get words formed and out. I laugh at her charming awkwardness and bump her shoulder with mine.
 
Dawww!
I give him an eyebrow, "Morning exercises, ey? Is that what we're calling it?"
....they are totally going to end up together/ 'exercise' together, arent they?
and when it comes to light, you just look at him, eyebrow raised, large grin on your face "Totally called it, you guys owe me a pizza"
 
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