TrueGuardian32
Unfinished Writer
- Location
- Arkansas
Wait nm, I have a splitting headache and don't want to write.
Ashen Galaxies (PA/Multicross)
- Thread starter Vault166
- Start date
- Crossover Worldbuilding
Entry 21
Vault166
Demonic Giggling Crow (Wants the Shiny!)
- Location
- The Vault Of Crows
It has finally happened! Ahead of schedule too!
N7 Is no longer an uninhabitable ashen wasteland, no now it's just an uninhabitable wasteland! The ash clean up has been completed!
I'm so happy about this it's ridiculous! Mere seconds after the last of the ash was collected I start the boot up process for the remaining Spires that were still deactivated.
Now I just need to start pumping in the correct gases to correct the minor imbalances in its atmosphere, that just weren't important when it was stuck in it's ash drowned state. Oh don't want that, as much fun as it would be to see what would evolve in an atmosphere composed entirely out of bleach, that's not what I want.
Hmm, so much to do.
The tree continues to inch over the plates of the Tree Hub, climbing up the immobile frame along with vines, and even flowers. Inching over the moss that had already covered it's frame.
I estimated it wouldn't even take a year for the Tree to grow over the un-moving frame to the point of rendering it unrecognizable. The Plant seeming using the insignificant amount of energy the frame leaked to accelerate it's growth.
I should probably name the tree's species, same with the Spider, ants, and bear things. But that can wait for now, seeing as I need to focus on the stream of information the spear was trying to communicate with.
It was, based on what I could decipher from it's attempt at communication, confused. It seemed to be asking if the life on this planet had come from a black sphere? Based on what I remember from Evangelion lore, it was trying to ask if Lilith was the one who brought the plants of my Garden to life.
My denial seemed to confuse it even more.
It wasn't until I sent it a data packet that essentially contained a video of my efforts to terraform the planet and the others, that it realized it's creators had nothing to do with the life present here.
I still wasn't sure how I could read the emotions of an entirely stationary spear, but it almost seemed to have entered a state of shock.
I took it's silence as an opportunity to ask my own question. So Using a similar method to it's own I asked what it was doing here, or how it got here in the first place.
That started off an entirely new stream of data, dense enough to crack a moon if it had physical form. It's times like this that I was glad I had enough processing power to essentially freeze time while I tried to figure out what the spear was saying.
So all of the debris in space.
Most of it I had just been shoving into the asteroid belt that was hanging around at the edge of the Solar System, the rest I had been tearing apart and adding to my own materiel storage.
However at this point I think I should stop doing that, mostly because the asteroid belt has quadrupled in size. it was also fairly hazardous to navigate. You see crashing three planets together tends to create some pretty strange anomalous materials. They had been fairly harmless when drifting around as cosmic dust, but now that they have been gathered up in one area...
Well my sensors are having some issues mapping it out, lets just leave it at that. It's probably a guaranteed death field for anyone not me, randomly existent asteroids, and one's so radioactive they could give the systems Binary Star a run for it's money. Some of the asteroid have a trajectory that is literally unpredictable, think it's going right and it will go left. think it's going left and it will go right. Think it's going to move? it will freeze in to total stillness, not even moving on an atomic level.
Yeah, that asteroid belt is a certified deathtrap.
So you know how I was complaining about how large the Spider were growing?
I can no longer complain, seeing as the weird pack of bear things seemingly just keep growing as long as they don't die. The largest Bear is currently a walking hill at the moment.
It's so ridiculous to watch this thing waddle about, and it does waddle seemingly to large to walk properly now.
Fuck It I'm gonna go make a dragon, can't be make this place any more of a death world.
Okay So I have two planets drifting uselessly through space. Lets get these thing spinning an into stable orbits. Ugh, at least I don't have do to much messing around with their composition, since they were literally built one atom at a time by the Solar Scale Fabricator.
Huh now that I'm looking at it, it looks like it used some of the Anomalous material from the Asteroid belt in the manufactured planets core.
Hopefully that doesn't cause any issues in the future.
Whatever, I need to make these their own PSU's and then jump start their not so molten cores. Thankfully I've had to do this in the past so it should be fairly easy.
Now lets see, what kind of atmosphere should I plan for these two planets. Actually Should I make them any moons once they have a set orbit?
So much to do.
Somewhere on N5 A spider throws a small rock, a robot catches it and throws it back.
Somewhere else a robot throws a stick, and a spider runs after it. bringing it back slight chewed on a for the robot to through again.
Elsewhere a Bearlike creature sneaks up behind a spider, pokes it before running away as the spider jumps into the sky.
I look at it all, and non of it as a tree grows slowly over my armor. As Blueish purple grass thrives amongst tree's, and vines. As creatures both strange and wonderful scatter about the foliage in a forest that covers a planet.
As My emotional Restraints fade away for the first time since I woke up.
I wonder if robots can cry?
N7 Is no longer an uninhabitable ashen wasteland, no now it's just an uninhabitable wasteland! The ash clean up has been completed!
I'm so happy about this it's ridiculous! Mere seconds after the last of the ash was collected I start the boot up process for the remaining Spires that were still deactivated.
Now I just need to start pumping in the correct gases to correct the minor imbalances in its atmosphere, that just weren't important when it was stuck in it's ash drowned state. Oh don't want that, as much fun as it would be to see what would evolve in an atmosphere composed entirely out of bleach, that's not what I want.
Hmm, so much to do.
The tree continues to inch over the plates of the Tree Hub, climbing up the immobile frame along with vines, and even flowers. Inching over the moss that had already covered it's frame.
I estimated it wouldn't even take a year for the Tree to grow over the un-moving frame to the point of rendering it unrecognizable. The Plant seeming using the insignificant amount of energy the frame leaked to accelerate it's growth.
I should probably name the tree's species, same with the Spider, ants, and bear things. But that can wait for now, seeing as I need to focus on the stream of information the spear was trying to communicate with.
It was, based on what I could decipher from it's attempt at communication, confused. It seemed to be asking if the life on this planet had come from a black sphere? Based on what I remember from Evangelion lore, it was trying to ask if Lilith was the one who brought the plants of my Garden to life.
My denial seemed to confuse it even more.
It wasn't until I sent it a data packet that essentially contained a video of my efforts to terraform the planet and the others, that it realized it's creators had nothing to do with the life present here.
I still wasn't sure how I could read the emotions of an entirely stationary spear, but it almost seemed to have entered a state of shock.
I took it's silence as an opportunity to ask my own question. So Using a similar method to it's own I asked what it was doing here, or how it got here in the first place.
That started off an entirely new stream of data, dense enough to crack a moon if it had physical form. It's times like this that I was glad I had enough processing power to essentially freeze time while I tried to figure out what the spear was saying.
So all of the debris in space.
Most of it I had just been shoving into the asteroid belt that was hanging around at the edge of the Solar System, the rest I had been tearing apart and adding to my own materiel storage.
However at this point I think I should stop doing that, mostly because the asteroid belt has quadrupled in size. it was also fairly hazardous to navigate. You see crashing three planets together tends to create some pretty strange anomalous materials. They had been fairly harmless when drifting around as cosmic dust, but now that they have been gathered up in one area...
Well my sensors are having some issues mapping it out, lets just leave it at that. It's probably a guaranteed death field for anyone not me, randomly existent asteroids, and one's so radioactive they could give the systems Binary Star a run for it's money. Some of the asteroid have a trajectory that is literally unpredictable, think it's going right and it will go left. think it's going left and it will go right. Think it's going to move? it will freeze in to total stillness, not even moving on an atomic level.
Yeah, that asteroid belt is a certified deathtrap.
So you know how I was complaining about how large the Spider were growing?
I can no longer complain, seeing as the weird pack of bear things seemingly just keep growing as long as they don't die. The largest Bear is currently a walking hill at the moment.
It's so ridiculous to watch this thing waddle about, and it does waddle seemingly to large to walk properly now.
Fuck It I'm gonna go make a dragon, can't be make this place any more of a death world.
Okay So I have two planets drifting uselessly through space. Lets get these thing spinning an into stable orbits. Ugh, at least I don't have do to much messing around with their composition, since they were literally built one atom at a time by the Solar Scale Fabricator.
Huh now that I'm looking at it, it looks like it used some of the Anomalous material from the Asteroid belt in the manufactured planets core.
Hopefully that doesn't cause any issues in the future.
Whatever, I need to make these their own PSU's and then jump start their not so molten cores. Thankfully I've had to do this in the past so it should be fairly easy.
Now lets see, what kind of atmosphere should I plan for these two planets. Actually Should I make them any moons once they have a set orbit?
So much to do.
Somewhere on N5 A spider throws a small rock, a robot catches it and throws it back.
Somewhere else a robot throws a stick, and a spider runs after it. bringing it back slight chewed on a for the robot to through again.
Elsewhere a Bearlike creature sneaks up behind a spider, pokes it before running away as the spider jumps into the sky.
I look at it all, and non of it as a tree grows slowly over my armor. As Blueish purple grass thrives amongst tree's, and vines. As creatures both strange and wonderful scatter about the foliage in a forest that covers a planet.
As My emotional Restraints fade away for the first time since I woke up.
I wonder if robots can cry?
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- Location
- North America
Bad commander. Scan planets first before taking them in. Who knows what dark race is living on or in it.
With an asteroid belt too crammed up with junk, well there's a simple solution there.
Just put together that 'largest jigsaw puzzle' together, and return one of those destroyed planets in... roughly the same mass. I'm sure it'll be fine.
Although maybe it wouldn't hurt to double check, considering that it was 'thumb twiddling' that resulted in the creation of those two planets.
Just put together that 'largest jigsaw puzzle' together, and return one of those destroyed planets in... roughly the same mass. I'm sure it'll be fine.
The answer to that is 'none'. Since they were built by said Commander.
Although maybe it wouldn't hurt to double check, considering that it was 'thumb twiddling' that resulted in the creation of those two planets.
I would also be concerned that there may be a solar scale Fab running about in one of the other galaxies (Or more, he does have multiple galaxies worth of coverage) making/terraforming planets
Okay okay. So this guy just scans the hyper dangerous (for anyone but him) asteroid belt for its anomalous materials, giving us quantum asteroids, hyper radioactive ones, and it's implied that there are more types. Now he finds out that the cores (which are MUCH MUCH MUCH larger than mere asteroids by definition) of his manufactured planets contain a LARGE AMOUNT of said materials and his first and only thought on the subject is "I hope it doesn't cause any problems down the line"?!?! Are we sure his logic centers haven't been somewhat fried by some enemy commander's last ditch effort against him?
I get that it's for comedic effect and to enable a reason for even more bizarre life to evolve on those planets but still.
I get that it's for comedic effect and to enable a reason for even more bizarre life to evolve on those planets but still.
Aww how adorable look at all the fresh nightmare fuel
This is actually good change of pace from the usual robo god trope. Instead of expressing their moral superiority by just dunking on every setting imaginable your doing some personal growth like beware of chicken, I like it. But things seem too peaceful is someone stupid gonna see that death asteroid field and try to do a han solo.
deFarnesse
He Who Travels
- Location
- In another World
- Pronouns
- He/Him/It
we need more nightmare fuel
like, massive centipedes, titanoboas, hentai tentacles, and oh so much more!
like, massive centipedes, titanoboas, hentai tentacles, and oh so much more!
I wonder if someone is going to try for a Darwin Award and attack the commander
The Borg tried, and will probably try again since when they see advance tech they want to assimilate
- Location
- [Classified]
Uh Eniotna, he meant the other factions in star trek universe
Entry 22
Vault166
Demonic Giggling Crow (Wants the Shiny!)
- Location
- The Vault Of Crows
N5 Has so many different species on it and I doubt I'll ever mention them all to be honest. But each and everyone of them is so very fascinating. Take this weird snake thing for example.
It's a snake, can't argue that with it long noodle-ly body covered in scales that moves by wiggling about. But also look vaguely like a centipede with hundreds of legs tapered to a very sharp point.
But it's also like neither of them seeing as it doesn't actually walk or really touch the ground at all. You see it developed a sort of electrical organ present mostly in it's legs, but also present in other places. Said organ manipulates the fairly strong magnetic field surrounding the planet allowing it to float about.
Using it's many legs for fine adjustments the thing is incredibly fast, being able to circumnavigate the globe in only a matter of hours. Even able to reach speeds that made it look like it was teleporting over short distances, by pretty much turning itself into a Gauss rifle. They also mainly feed upon excess electrical build up in the Ionosphere, although they can eat other things such as plant life as a less preferred option.
Did I mention these thing can grow well over a hundred feet in length, rendering them horrifically dangerous by shear size. Let alone their ability to manipulate the magnetic field of the planet to, essentially smush anything with enough metals in their composition. They mainly drift between napping in some of the taller trees, (Most of which make some skyscrapers look small) and feasting in the Ionosphere.
Also fairly friendly if not exactly social, though they enjoy playing games with some of the Flying bots I have flying around looking for anomalies.
Freaking cool looking though with their scales being a mix of various shades of green and vantablack in truly spectacular patterns.
I have to say, either I am really bad at figuring out the spears' weird way of communicating, or it is really bad at getting it's meaning across.
Either way I do believe I have sorted out the meaning of what it told me.
Essentially it was floating through space with it's wielder in a big black sphere that I already figured was the Black Moon. Until the point it's wielder reached it's destination, and found another creature like it's wielder. At that they clashed to some extent, somehow finding out what I'm pretty sure was Adam had essentially decided the rest of it species were idiots and had made the decision to hunt them down so it could take their share of 'Souls'.
Said battle was almost lost until Adam's own spear took the opportunity to spear Adam himself. Trapping him in a sort of stasis/prison as long as it wasn't moved.
The battle had resulted in a lot of collateral damage, crashing a stellar body into the planet being one of the after affect. In what I'm assuming to be lilith's attempt at preventing the stray stellar body from cracking the planet the Spear I was looking at now had been blown away into outer space before it could see the outcome.
Somehow ending up here in the process.
Taking into account I'm translating this from a bunch of half formed images, mostly consisting of two beings throwing large celestial bodies at each other, massive amounts of collateral damage, and two spears doing a some weird halfhearted twirl fighting. At least when the images weren't so abstract that they amounted to nonsense. Well I hope I'm translating this correctly, I'm not exactly assured by my system saying my interpretation was likely to be about 68% correct.
So I'm gonna run my take on matters past the spear and base how correct I am on it's reactions, it will hopefully help me improve my ability to communicate with it.
Well either that or it will try to stab me again, no big deal either way.
The Spider have managed to do something not even the lance of Longinus, or the Borg managed to do yet.
They scratched some paint off of one of my bots.
After some close study I found out that a new subspecies has evolved from them, being slightly smaller than the main species, but their thin silk is both more durable and more stretchy. Meaning that when one of my bots tried to walk through it, instead of snapping like usual it stretched to a ridiculous degree, snapping just after managing to make a microscopic scratch on the bots armor.
Is it weird that I feel like a proud father?
Doesn't matter anyway, all the spiders are getting scritches and head pats today!
Okay so I'm trying to warm up the core of one of the manufactured planets? Anomalous planets? Hmm I'll have to think on that. Anyway so I'm trying to turn the core of the planet molten so as to allow it to form a magnetic field.
The problem with that? The more heat I place into it the colder it gets.
I'm not really sure how but it is literally colder than absolute zero, defying my understanding of physics. Although I'm pretty sure a Progenitor would understand it all at a glance. So more studying in my future, but any it has literally gotten so cold, that it has started to act as though heat was present? Ugh I don't know how to explain it in English.
So it's core is molten yes, but with magma colder than it's boiling point, Atoms are vibrating despite not giving off any heat, and I am having a small crisis of 'WTF is my life?'
Thankfully it's only a small crisis, so I should be over it within the hour.
It's a snake, can't argue that with it long noodle-ly body covered in scales that moves by wiggling about. But also look vaguely like a centipede with hundreds of legs tapered to a very sharp point.
But it's also like neither of them seeing as it doesn't actually walk or really touch the ground at all. You see it developed a sort of electrical organ present mostly in it's legs, but also present in other places. Said organ manipulates the fairly strong magnetic field surrounding the planet allowing it to float about.
Using it's many legs for fine adjustments the thing is incredibly fast, being able to circumnavigate the globe in only a matter of hours. Even able to reach speeds that made it look like it was teleporting over short distances, by pretty much turning itself into a Gauss rifle. They also mainly feed upon excess electrical build up in the Ionosphere, although they can eat other things such as plant life as a less preferred option.
Did I mention these thing can grow well over a hundred feet in length, rendering them horrifically dangerous by shear size. Let alone their ability to manipulate the magnetic field of the planet to, essentially smush anything with enough metals in their composition. They mainly drift between napping in some of the taller trees, (Most of which make some skyscrapers look small) and feasting in the Ionosphere.
Also fairly friendly if not exactly social, though they enjoy playing games with some of the Flying bots I have flying around looking for anomalies.
Freaking cool looking though with their scales being a mix of various shades of green and vantablack in truly spectacular patterns.
I have to say, either I am really bad at figuring out the spears' weird way of communicating, or it is really bad at getting it's meaning across.
Either way I do believe I have sorted out the meaning of what it told me.
Essentially it was floating through space with it's wielder in a big black sphere that I already figured was the Black Moon. Until the point it's wielder reached it's destination, and found another creature like it's wielder. At that they clashed to some extent, somehow finding out what I'm pretty sure was Adam had essentially decided the rest of it species were idiots and had made the decision to hunt them down so it could take their share of 'Souls'.
Said battle was almost lost until Adam's own spear took the opportunity to spear Adam himself. Trapping him in a sort of stasis/prison as long as it wasn't moved.
The battle had resulted in a lot of collateral damage, crashing a stellar body into the planet being one of the after affect. In what I'm assuming to be lilith's attempt at preventing the stray stellar body from cracking the planet the Spear I was looking at now had been blown away into outer space before it could see the outcome.
Somehow ending up here in the process.
Taking into account I'm translating this from a bunch of half formed images, mostly consisting of two beings throwing large celestial bodies at each other, massive amounts of collateral damage, and two spears doing a some weird halfhearted twirl fighting. At least when the images weren't so abstract that they amounted to nonsense. Well I hope I'm translating this correctly, I'm not exactly assured by my system saying my interpretation was likely to be about 68% correct.
So I'm gonna run my take on matters past the spear and base how correct I am on it's reactions, it will hopefully help me improve my ability to communicate with it.
Well either that or it will try to stab me again, no big deal either way.
The Spider have managed to do something not even the lance of Longinus, or the Borg managed to do yet.
They scratched some paint off of one of my bots.
After some close study I found out that a new subspecies has evolved from them, being slightly smaller than the main species, but their thin silk is both more durable and more stretchy. Meaning that when one of my bots tried to walk through it, instead of snapping like usual it stretched to a ridiculous degree, snapping just after managing to make a microscopic scratch on the bots armor.
Is it weird that I feel like a proud father?
Doesn't matter anyway, all the spiders are getting scritches and head pats today!
Okay so I'm trying to warm up the core of one of the manufactured planets? Anomalous planets? Hmm I'll have to think on that. Anyway so I'm trying to turn the core of the planet molten so as to allow it to form a magnetic field.
The problem with that? The more heat I place into it the colder it gets.
I'm not really sure how but it is literally colder than absolute zero, defying my understanding of physics. Although I'm pretty sure a Progenitor would understand it all at a glance. So more studying in my future, but any it has literally gotten so cold, that it has started to act as though heat was present? Ugh I don't know how to explain it in English.
So it's core is molten yes, but with magma colder than it's boiling point, Atoms are vibrating despite not giving off any heat, and I am having a small crisis of 'WTF is my life?'
Thankfully it's only a small crisis, so I should be over it within the hour.
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I guess it turns out that there's an 'absolute value' in reality's formula involving everything heat related. Barring interacting with itself.
What would you even call it? 'Cold' doesn't really fit. 'Negative Heat'? Seems a bit closer. 'Antiheat' is already used in 'keeping things cool' stuff, just at a quick glance to double check. 'Inverted heat'? Or 'inverse'?
What would you even call it? 'Cold' doesn't really fit. 'Negative Heat'? Seems a bit closer. 'Antiheat' is already used in 'keeping things cool' stuff, just at a quick glance to double check. 'Inverted heat'? Or 'inverse'?
Seeing as heat is just vibration, perhaps the colder than cold planet has some quirk so they vibrate differently but still insync with the rest of the universe. Being out of phase, but in reverse and a little to side and out past the third star on the right.
- Location
- Quebec
Welp, time to interrupt the Events of Evangelion. Should be fun to watch a Giant Robot destroy all their plans of Human Instrumentality because it decided to do the equivalent of weeding it's garden and fixing it up. One pristine Earth grade garden world (flora and fauna included) coming right up.
HammeredApple
Not a pile of applesauce
- Location
- Midwest
I can't help but picture the giant flying magnet snakes as rayquaza from the pokemon series.
- Location
- United States
We have actually gotten things below absolute zero... they start warming up again because absolute zero is the coldest you can get. I remember seeing an article about it.
I think that this perfectly describes our commander when faced with problems that will beyond a shadow of a doubt bite his ass later on. At this point the more cruel side of me actively wants for conflict to seek our commander out to force him to take care of problems instead of politely ignoring them.
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Entry 23
Vault166
Demonic Giggling Crow (Wants the Shiny!)
- Location
- The Vault Of Crows
The anomalous planet with the beyond frozen core is giving me headaches.
I'm just going to refer to it as AP1 from now on, but anyway once I got over the whole reverse cold phenomenon, didn't take very long. I just continued as I would normally, since it had reached the point that physics was acting like heat was present I just treated like I would any of the other planets.
Boiling Magma that had yet to go above 1 degree kelvin was still very weird, but not the strangest thing I had seen.
Then the planet's outer shell cracked like matryoshka doll, and started to float away from the planets surface.
Really? I can only fit so much stunned silence into my schedule.
My Roomba's seem to like the Spear of longinus.
I can tell this mostly from the fact they keep approaching it, and getting orange AT field pets. Also the Longinus can project it's AT field, only logical but still unexpected somehow.
Anyway based on it's reaction, my interpretation of it's language? was correct. At least mostly, it was iffy on some parts but I'm not sure which ones, but it was broadly correct.
Now I have to I have to figure out what it wants to do now, which means more alien mental charades.
Joy.
The Spiders have been doing pretty well for themselves, even if they are technically no longer hyper carnivorous.
You see when I was correcting their metabolism I seem to have gone a bit to far in the other direction, in that they can now survive weeks on a single meal. While still utterly terrifying alpha predators that the rest of the planet avoid like the plague, they are also far more tolerant. Used to be if they saw meat anyplace other than in the vicinity of one of my robots, they would eat it.
Now they literally just start poking them until they leave if they're full. Massive truck sized spiders poking random creatures out of their territory will never stop being funny.
Okay so AP1 is still confusing as all hell.
Apparently they thing has some utterly stunning issues with the concept of gravity. Being that it is literally covered in so many gravity anomalies that it's surface literally broke off and started to float around the planet like a oddly protective egg shell.
The place is a maze of shifting gravity and random gravity wells that just decide to appear as they like. Some of them make black holes look like they aren't even trying, and yet the planet somehow hasn't been sucked into one.
It get even worse, seeing as I shot a laser at it to see if I could map out the different gravity zones, only for the light beam to break.
I'm not even talking about the light just ending either, I mean break, like it was made out of crystal and then snapped it in half.
I don't even, I mean what the hell?
I am totally calm right now, I'm not a seething mass of annoyance and confusion no sir.
Now lets talk about random creatures on N5 because that is always a good thing.
So there are these creatures that I can only really compare to tigers, if they were the size of a rhino. Have stripes and everything, though instead of being meat eaters, they are actually herbivores. There typical meal is literally trees. I'm being serious here, they somehow evolved biological buzz-saws for mouths, that let them just walk up to a tree and start taking bites out of them. Not to mention they have a bight force that can outright go through titanium like it was butter.
They are mostly solitary creatures, only interacting with each other for mating purposes. Although every once in a while a large group of them will just form what amounts to a large cuddle pile for no reason as far as I can tell. Anyway they are one of the only species on the planet that will bother to fight the spiders.
Literally everything else either just runs away, or gives up life when they encounter one. But not these guys, they actually try to fight them, they usually loose horribly, but they do fight back.
I'm still not sure if I should be happy or sad about that, but either way they are really cute creatures. They have a very vague facial resemblance to actual tigers, but they have four eyes and they enjoy napping in high trees. Though they don't seem to like the sun very much, going as far as to wake up and move should sunlight get within ten feet of them while they sleep.
Oh also highly nocturnal, forgot to mention that.
I'm just going to refer to it as AP1 from now on, but anyway once I got over the whole reverse cold phenomenon, didn't take very long. I just continued as I would normally, since it had reached the point that physics was acting like heat was present I just treated like I would any of the other planets.
Boiling Magma that had yet to go above 1 degree kelvin was still very weird, but not the strangest thing I had seen.
Then the planet's outer shell cracked like matryoshka doll, and started to float away from the planets surface.
Really? I can only fit so much stunned silence into my schedule.
My Roomba's seem to like the Spear of longinus.
I can tell this mostly from the fact they keep approaching it, and getting orange AT field pets. Also the Longinus can project it's AT field, only logical but still unexpected somehow.
Anyway based on it's reaction, my interpretation of it's language? was correct. At least mostly, it was iffy on some parts but I'm not sure which ones, but it was broadly correct.
Now I have to I have to figure out what it wants to do now, which means more alien mental charades.
Joy.
The Spiders have been doing pretty well for themselves, even if they are technically no longer hyper carnivorous.
You see when I was correcting their metabolism I seem to have gone a bit to far in the other direction, in that they can now survive weeks on a single meal. While still utterly terrifying alpha predators that the rest of the planet avoid like the plague, they are also far more tolerant. Used to be if they saw meat anyplace other than in the vicinity of one of my robots, they would eat it.
Now they literally just start poking them until they leave if they're full. Massive truck sized spiders poking random creatures out of their territory will never stop being funny.
Okay so AP1 is still confusing as all hell.
Apparently they thing has some utterly stunning issues with the concept of gravity. Being that it is literally covered in so many gravity anomalies that it's surface literally broke off and started to float around the planet like a oddly protective egg shell.
The place is a maze of shifting gravity and random gravity wells that just decide to appear as they like. Some of them make black holes look like they aren't even trying, and yet the planet somehow hasn't been sucked into one.
It get even worse, seeing as I shot a laser at it to see if I could map out the different gravity zones, only for the light beam to break.
I'm not even talking about the light just ending either, I mean break, like it was made out of crystal and then snapped it in half.
I don't even, I mean what the hell?
I am totally calm right now, I'm not a seething mass of annoyance and confusion no sir.
Now lets talk about random creatures on N5 because that is always a good thing.
So there are these creatures that I can only really compare to tigers, if they were the size of a rhino. Have stripes and everything, though instead of being meat eaters, they are actually herbivores. There typical meal is literally trees. I'm being serious here, they somehow evolved biological buzz-saws for mouths, that let them just walk up to a tree and start taking bites out of them. Not to mention they have a bight force that can outright go through titanium like it was butter.
They are mostly solitary creatures, only interacting with each other for mating purposes. Although every once in a while a large group of them will just form what amounts to a large cuddle pile for no reason as far as I can tell. Anyway they are one of the only species on the planet that will bother to fight the spiders.
Literally everything else either just runs away, or gives up life when they encounter one. But not these guys, they actually try to fight them, they usually loose horribly, but they do fight back.
I'm still not sure if I should be happy or sad about that, but either way they are really cute creatures. They have a very vague facial resemblance to actual tigers, but they have four eyes and they enjoy napping in high trees. Though they don't seem to like the sun very much, going as far as to wake up and move should sunlight get within ten feet of them while they sleep.
Oh also highly nocturnal, forgot to mention that.
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Verified Doomsday Device, SuperVella
- Location
- India
Okay. I just got the joke with the tag of Worldbuilding for this fic.
Got a chuckle out of me you cheeky little shit.
Got a chuckle out of me you cheeky little shit.