Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

Oh shit.......fuck...ummmm....okay I have no idea what to do.....shit we can't punch it in the face WHAT DO WE DOOOO
Edit: I have just seen the one of the most beautiful posts I have ever layed my eyes on
Moon Presence was not expecting to get fucked by thorns. It can win this, that's true. But so can Anderson. It wasn't the thorns that beat all those monsters, it wasn't the thorns that killed Gehrman, and it wasn't the thorns that became the father for two girls who'd already lost so much in one night.
boi you do you cause you made me feel something I don't what it is yet
[X] LETS FUCKING DO THIS
-[X] MAN OF GOD, BITCH!....( Do great ones have genders? You know what fuck it its a bitch take from that what you will)
 
[X] Man of God

Anderson tried being a Monster of God. Didn't really work last time.
And this time, there's no need to keep pushing; no need to go beyond again and again.
 
[X] Man of God

Exorcist Anderson, Crusader Anderson, Punisher Anderson, Executioner Anderson, Bishop Anderson, The Bayonet Priest, The Blade Master, The Angel's Dust, Dust to Dust Anderson, The Purifier, The Ripper, God's Assassin, Saint Guillotine, The Regenerator, Killing Judge Anderson, Judas Priest, The Monster Hunter, The White Knight, The Blue Light of Persecution, The Golden Cross Bearer.

Father Anderson. Caretaker. Priest. Guardian of Orphans. Shepard of the Lost. A Good Man.

And we will never let ourselves be lost to that pain again.

 
[X] Man of God

Anderson Tried the whole Monster of God stick before, didn't work out so well. Man of God keeps working, so let's go with the tried and true method.
 
[X] Man of God

Back in Abridged Verse, Anderson can afford to be the Monster of God. Because the rest of the entire Catholic church was there, to do everything else that needed to be done to spread the LORD's will, beyond the killing of monsters and heretics.

Not here in Yharnam. There's a fledgling flock waiting for us, and the Lord does not want a wolf as its shepherd, and Anderson's the only one qualified to be one.
 
[X] Man of God.

Once you wished to be a bayonet wielded by god. You would have been happy to be born a storm, or a divine threat, an explosion or even a terrible hurricane...

But the Almighty did none of those things. They made you a man. Maybe that was for a good reason?

Also...

You didn't think you could just pull a piece of God out of your chest and everything would go back to normal, did you?

Is that Alucard talking, trying to be our spirit animal?
 
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Ooh. Ooh, Ooh, Ooh. I just realized something!

It delicately extends a claw and prods the cross, observing the resulting wisps of smoke with apparent curiosity. caretaker crafted several new weapons during night. elected to use original arms. claimed familiarity more important than stopping power. possibly also deception. results still acceptable.

Gehrman, you magnificent bastard. The Moon Presence can read your mind like an open book...and you still managed to run the long con on that ropy bastard!

A summoning bell to summon a hunter untouched by Old Blood. A final duel to see if that hunter had the necessary strength. And lastly, an armory of fresh new anti-Great One weapons for Anderson to unleash on the Moon Presence!
 
[X] Man of God

I should note that we'll have to bring our all to this particular option - Alucard may harp on about only a man can beat a monster blah blah blah, but no we could totally fucking annihilate the Moon Presence if we became the Monster of God. The issue would be the consequences of that choice. We'd become worse than the fucker ever was.

Have you ever watched the final Alucard/Anderson fight? When the Monster of God fights Alucard, that isn't Anderson. That's God's thorns wearing an Anderson suit.
 
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