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Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

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Just so we're clear, when you guys say "walk into his mouth," what exactly do you mean? Like, try to stab upward through the roof of its mouth or straight-up stick your whole body between its teeth?
 
ninjafish said:
no he was built to kill vampires.

which when it came down to it, he failed at killing the most important target, even with his so called "God's" help.
What is this, r/atheism?
The greats one wouldn't have put up with that sort of bullshit, they would have made him straight up unkillable until he won.

Gehrman and Gascoigne on the other hand, their whole life is killing things beyond human capability and in fact considerably more like anderson than alucard.

the enhanced strength, the greater speed, the improved durability and healing, these are all traits that the beasts and Anderson have in common.

although anderson's healing is much better.

and both of them aren't some idiot towns men who's gonna let a bunch of thrown bayonets hit them.
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I think you've been gradually getting less and less coherent.

And you started with "hurr hurr game mechanics". And argued with the GM. And acted condescending towards said GM.

I don't think anyone's going to argue with Gehrman and Papa G and the like being incredibly dangerous and more than human but uh...man what?
 
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Tricia said:
Just so we're clear, when you guys say "walk into his mouth," what exactly do you mean? Like, try to stab upward through the roof of its mouth or straight-up stick your whole body between its teeth?
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Personally I was thinking of the latter, leading towards walking down its gullet, slashing all the while.

This is probably going to go horrible wrong. But it'll be badass.
 
...It's gullet is not THAT big.

How about this less suicidal alternative.

[x] Throw bayonets at the beast's eyes. Blind the beast.
-[x] Dart under it's crippled legs. Confuse the beast.
-[x] Crash into the beast's back. Topple the beast.
-[x] Bring down the bayonet. Behead the beast. Prey Slaughtered.
 
TheOneMoiderah said:
I think you've been gradually getting less and less coherent.

And you started with "hurr hurr game mechanics". And argued with the GM. And acted condescending towards said GM.

I don't think anyone's going to argue with Gehrman and Papa G and the like being incredibly dangerous and more than human but uh...man what?
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when did i use game mechanics as an argument?
 
[x] Throw bayonets at the beast's eyes. Blind the beast.
-[x] Dart under it's crippled legs. Confuse the beast.
-[x] Crash into the beast's back. Topple the beast.
-[x] Bring down the bayonet. Behead the beast. Prey Slaughtered.
 
[x] Throw bayonets at the beast's eyes. Blind the beast.
-[x] Dart under it's crippled legs. Confuse the beast.
-[x] Crash into the beast's back. Topple the beast.
-[x] Bring down the bayonet. Behead the beast. Prey Slaughtered.
 
ninjafish said:
when did i use game mechanics as an argument?
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Abwuh?

You argued that Gascoigne is going to be harder, and Tricia immediately replied by saying "No, that's not how this shit is going to work. Fighting a 40-foot-tall monster and poking it in the ass does not a kill make". In which case you argued that Gascoigne and Gehrman are harder than fighting a giant fucking monster, even though fluff-wise that's not...okay I'm actually at kind of a loss for words here.

So what you're saying is that after arguing that these guys are going to be super-hard after this, despite the GM saying otherwise in fluff, that you aren't arguing game mechanics, even though you were arguing using game mechanics as your base since that's how thing are in-game. Except you weren't.

I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or not.

That said, unless you're actively critiquing the GM in a way that's constructive, rather than trying to say "YOU'RE WROOOOOOOONG" based on a bad argument, just stop. It doesn't do much else but be obnoxious.
 
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ninjafish said:
which when it came down to it, he failed at killing the most important target, even with his so called "God's" help.

The greats one wouldn't have put up with that sort of bullshit, they would have made him straight up unkillable until he won.
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Oh God, why are you going out of your way to insult those of us who are Christians in the audience?o_O

I mean, I don't even know what the point of this bit was.

Anywho:

[X] Show it why you are the Bayonet Priest.
- [X] BLADE SWARM to cripple its limbs
- [X] Walk into its mouth.
- [X] Quote an appropriate Old Testament verse
 
[x] Throw bayonets at the beast's eyes. Blind the beast.
-[x] Dart under it's crippled legs. Confuse the beast.
-[x] Crash into the beast's back. Topple the beast.
-[x] Bring down the bayonet. Behead the beast. Prey Slaughtered.

Eh, whatever. Vote Changed.
 
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[X] Show it why you are the Bayonet Priest.
- [X] BLADE SWARM to cripple its limbs
- [X] Walk into its mouth.
- [X] Quote an appropriate Old Testament verse
 
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This is the Cleric Beast's size compared to a normal-sized hunter, who I'd pin at just over six feet compared to Anderson's 6'7"-ish. Anderson might be able to walk into its mouth if he crouches a bit. That said, he's not fitting in the throat. If you do want to walk straight in all badass-like, it WILL bite unless the initial swarm either kills it or severs its jaw muscles, which I will leave up to chance.
 
TheOneMoiderah said:
Abwuh?

You argued that Gascoigne is going to be harder, and Tricia immediately replied by saying "No, that's not how this shit is going to work. Fighting a 40-foot-tall monster and poking it in the ass does not a kill make". In which case you argued that Gascoigne and Gehrman are harder than fighting a giant fucking monster, even though fluff-wise that's not...okay I'm actually at kind of a loss for words here.

So what you're saying is that after arguing that these guys are going to be super-hard after this, despite the GM saying otherwise in fluff, that you aren't arguing game mechanics, even though you were arguing using game mechanics as your base since that's how thing are in-game. Except you weren't.

I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or not.

That said, unless you're actively critiquing the GM in a way that's constructive, rather than trying to say "YOU'RE WROOOOOOOONG" based on a bad argument, just stop. It doesn't do much else but be obnoxious.
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In fairness hunters aren't really human at this point. The more blood they get the stronger they get and they heal injury's from getting blood on them. Plus they can use magic and turn into monsters and generate the extra mass out of absolutely nowhere.
Also most of them fight with their eyes covered. They fight by sent and hearing alone.
 
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[x] Throw bayonets at the beast's eyes. Blind the beast.
-[x] Dart under it's crippled legs. Confuse the beast.
-[x] Crash into the beast's back. Topple the beast.
-[x] Bring down the bayonet. Behead the beast. Prey Slaughtered.
 
[x] Throw bayonets at the beast's eyes. Blind the beast.
-[x] Dart under it's crippled legs. Confuse the beast.
-[x] Crash into the beast's back. Topple the beast.
-[x] Bring down the bayonet. Behead the beast. Prey Slaughtered.
 
ninjafish said:
no he was built to kill vampires.

which when it came down to it, he failed at killing the most important target, even with his so called "God's" help.

The greats one wouldn't have put up with that sort of bullshit, they would have made him straight up unkillable until he won.

Gehrman and Gascoigne on the other hand, their whole life is killing things beyond human capability and in fact considerably more like anderson than alucard.

the enhanced strength, the greater speed, the improved durability and healing, these are all traits that the beasts and Anderson have in common.

although anderson's healing is much better.

and both of them aren't some idiot towns men who's gonna let a bunch of thrown bayonets hit them.
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Did I hear a fucking heathen speaking badly of the Lord?

You fucker, I bet you don't recognize the first Seven Ecumenical Councils too.

At least there's one thing us Catholics and Orthodoxes can agree on, the Protestants are mostly fucking heathens.

[x] Throw bayonets at the beast's eyes. Blind the beast.
-[x] Dart under it's crippled legs. Confuse the beast.
-[x] Crash into the beast's back. Topple the beast.
-[x] Bring down the bayonet. Behead the beast. Prey Slaughtered.
 
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