Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

I'm torn. I really want to bring the Powderkegs into the Hunter's Nightmare, but the One Reborn might be time-sensitive, if we put off YarHarHar the Bell-Ringing Women might summon a giant undead monstrosity wait what am I saying that's totally fine. Let the zombie monster rampage all it wants, Ebrietas can take care of it if it gets near the Chapel.

[X] Ask Djura and Steffon if they're up for a little expedition.
-[X] "The Little 'Uns - ye remember them, teeny old-men babies growing out o' the ground?- gave me this thingy, and Ebrietas says it leads to another world, like the Dream. Messengers haven't led me wrong so far, so... You two codgers feelin' the exploratory spirit? Eileen's preenin'."
 
Oh. I didn't register that the scene ended in the middle of the interrogation. Well, what specific questions do we want to ask him? He gave us the name "School of Mensis", but claimed he doesn't know what they're up to.
 
I'm torn. I really want to bring the Powderkegs into the Hunter's Nightmare, but the One Reborn might be time-sensitive, if we put off YarHarHar the Bell-Ringing Women might summon a giant undead monstrosity wait what am I saying that's totally fine. Let the zombie monster rampage all it wants, Ebrietas can take care of it if it gets near the Chapel.

The One Reborn likely can't be summoned till after Rom is dead and with it the revealing of the Blood Moon over Yharnam. Till then the veil between the Waking World and the Dream remains too strong to breach.
 
[X] Continue the interrogation
-[X] Give me names and how to get them
-[X] Also what do you School of Monthlies want?


I really doubt that anyone will WANT to come with into the thing that is literally made to punish them FOREVER. Also the lot of hunters you got here all gave Dreaming the finger, so no, Anderson will have to get his asshole tenderly violated with a broken wine bottle provided by Ludwig and the Hidden Fun Stuff.
 
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[X] Continue the interrogation
-[X] Give me names and how to get them
-[X] Also what do you School of Monthlies want?


I really doubt that anyone will WANT to come with into the thing that is literally made to punish them FOREVER. Also the lot of hunters you got here all gave Dreaming the finger, so no, Anderson will have to get his asshole tenderly violated with a broken wine bottle provided by Ludwig and the Hidden Fun Stuff.

Well Djura has a soft heart, and would totally want to pull his buds out of this place or atleast try to. I mean those boom hammer Hunter's were powder kegs. Even if Djura never knew them, we know of one of Djura's buds who is definately in the nightmare.

"This is a highly-customised, portable version of the stationary gatling gun operated by the old hunter Djura in Old Yharnam.
It was the weapon of choice of the youngest of Djura's three companions

So yeah definately would be interested in helping free a few of his buds.
 
Well Djura has a soft heart, and would totally want to pull his buds out of this place or atleast try to. I mean those boom hammer Hunter's were powder kegs. Even if Djura never knew them, we know of one of Djura's buds who is definately in the nightmare.

"This is a highly-customised, portable version of the stationary gatling gun operated by the old hunter Djura in Old Yharnam.
It was the weapon of choice of the youngest of Djura's three companions

So yeah definately would be interested in helping free a few of his buds.
And those guys are in an even worse state than most of Yharnam, being blooddrunk is no small thing. Or a medium thing. It's a pretty large insanity thing.

Besides, we don't know that guy is there yet.
 
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"Not quite yet," you tell her. "Got a little more interrogatin' ta do first. Feel like I'm developin' a proper rapport with the chap."

Okay, then. I'll wait out here until you're ready.

"Ye wouldn't rather wait inside?"

I've been inside since this city was young. It's nice to be under the stars.

"Ye were in that dump the whole time?"

I asked the Choir to let me come out once, but they wouldn't let me and I didn't want them to get angry with me.

"Makes sense. By the way," you say, reaching into your sleeves, "take one o' these so ye don't have ta worry about my ward."

She takes the proffered cross and, after some twiddling, slips it around the tip of one of her tentacles.

Thank you.

"I'll see if I can't whip up an industrial-sized one for ye once this is all over. Be back in a bit."

You re-enter the chapel at approximately the same time Liam's escorts return with their much more comfortable-looking charge. They appear to have redone his knots after struggling with the logistics of pissing while hogtied, and he's now got his hands and feet bound together with a longer length of rope to allow for rudimentary shuffling. The Powder Kegs keep their weapons trained on him as he makes his way towards his original spot, but return to maintenance once they see you.

"Feelin' better?" you ask as the big man takes an awkward seat.

"Fuckin' heavenly, that was."

You give him a solid backhand. "Not in front o' the kids."

"Fair enough," he says, idly massaging his bright-red cheek with a shoulder. "What else you want to know?"

"This School o' Mensis, for one. Ye said ye don't know their big plans, but a general overview'd be nice."

"Offshoot of Byrgenwerth. Had some philosophical differences with them and the Choir, I'm told. Somethin' to do with what kind of blood's the key to unlockin' the secrets of the universe."

"That doesn't tell me much."

"I'm the muscle. They give me food and a place to sleep, I go and deal with people who would snap those arrogant little pricks in half. You look like you're in the same boat."

"You have no idea." You nod towards his burlap sack, which he's mashed up into a sad little seat cushion. "So who all do ye put in there? Any kids?"

"Nah, not kids. Older folks mostly, ones who live alone and won't be missed. More subtle that way."

You raise an eyebrow. "Where'd ye say yer base was again?"

"Through an abandoned chapel downslope of the Grand Cathedral," he says, pointing in its general direction. "Maybe a minute's walk from there."

"So ye go ta all this trouble ta be sneaky with yer kidnappin' but put the front door twenty fuckin' feet from the most important buildin' in the city."

"Not my department."

You pause to look around the room. Eileen's in the corner wringing blood from her feathers while Arianna offers tips, Iosefka's teaching the kids how to change an IV, and Agatha is trying to coax the paranoid guy from his little debris in much the same fashion as one would a raccoon.

It's like you never left Iscariot.

"From one professional to another," you say, hunkering down for another round, "why a sack?"

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, that thing's gotta be murder on your shoulder, and the people in there could give you a right whack on the kidneys. Why not a big wicker backpack of some kind? Distribute the weight a little better, have a little more rigidity ta discourage thrashin'."

"Never thought of that. Probably why I'm just the muscle."

[] Continue interrogation
-[] Topic?

[] Deal with Liam
-[] How?

[] Talk to
-[] Who?

[] Have Ebrietas improve the connection

[] Write in...
 
That was strangely hilarious. All that glorious lampshade hanging, too.

Also, we're gonna have some fun times with Micolash...

"Oh Kos, some say Kosm, do you hear our prayers? Like you did for the Vacuous Rom, grant us eyes, grant us eyes!"

"Oy, Kos has been dead for a while."

"Wait, what?"

"Yeah. Saw 'is corpse washed up on shore an' everything."

"Oh. Well....this is awkward."

"YYYYYYYYYup."
 
[X] Deal with Liam.
-[X] Explain real specific-like the likely consequences if he betrays yer trust, then ask for his parole. Deputize one o' the more trustworthy-lookin' Church Hunters as parole officer.
[X] Talk to
-[X] While yer at it, ask the Church Hunters, higher ranking clerics and Rosemary if they've heard of the School o' Monthlies.

We probably should have kept Choirperson Gale, they might've known more.
 
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[x] Deal with Liam
-[x] Introduce him to the newest nun on the block. He works for her now, any upsetting her and she has the go-ahead to squish him.
 
[x] Deal with Liam
-[x] Introduce him to the newest nun on the block. He works for her now, any upsetting her and she has the go-ahead to squish him.
 
[x] Deal with Liam
-[x] Introduce him to the newest nun on the block. He works for her now, any upsetting her and she has the go-ahead to squish him.
 
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