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Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

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[X] Ye sigh, putting yer bayonets away. Damned thing's gone and ruined the mood.
-[X] "Well...Shit, girl what do ye want so badly that yer handing out blood and sitting in the middle a rank looking shithole like this'n?"
-[X] Damn thing sounds too much like on o' yer brats from the Orphanage, hopefully it'll be all alien monstrosity enough when it answers to get your blood thumpin' for some righteous fury again?
 
[X] Ye sigh, putting yer bayonets away. Damned thing's gone and ruined the mood.
-[X] "Well...Shit, it'd be like killing a puppy now, and not the tooth-gnashy fop-eatin' kind."
-[X] Damn thing sounds too much like on o' yer brats from the Orphanage, hopefully it'll be all alien monstrosity enough when it answers to get your blood thumpin' for some righteous fury again?

Please don't kill her! I mean, look at those soulful eyes!

 
[X] Ye sigh, putting yer bayonets away. Damned thing's gone and ruined the mood.
-[X] "Well...Shit, it'd be like killing a puppy now, and not the tooth-gnashy fop-eatin' kind."
-[X] Damn thing sounds too much like on o' yer brats from the Orphanage, hopefully it'll be all alien monstrosity enough when it answers to get your blood thumpin' for some righteous fury again?
 
X] Ye sigh, putting yer bayonets away. Damned thing's gone and ruined the mood.
-[X] "Well...Shit, girl what do ye want so badly that yer handing out blood and sitting in the middle a rank looking shithole like this'n?"
-[X] Damn thing sounds too much like on o' yer brats from the Orphanage, hopefully it'll be all alien monstrosity enough when it answers to get your blood thumpin' for some righteous fury again?
 
Jesus, it is like SQ!Elsa Maria all over again. The only differences is that now we can actually understand an eldritch abomination of a poor girl and she's much less insane

[X] Why? I mean if you honestly didn't know what the mad buggers were going to do with yor blood, then your not guilty, much as that pains me to admit.
- [X] I've met some A grade monsters in my time, those Nazi bastards in particular and they don't generally put their heads on the chopping block when their sins come home to roost.
- [X] I mean would killing you bring the Kids back? Or make the beasts above remember who they were? If Yer really are sorry for all this then help me fix things.
 
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Argus Yomoflach said:
mean if you honestly didn't know what the mad buggers were going to do with yor blood, then your not guilty, much as that pains me to admit.
- [X] I've met some A grade monsters in my time, those Nazi bastards in particular and they don't generally put their heads on the chopping block when their sins come home to roost.
- [X] I mean would killing you bring the Kids back? Or make the beasts above remember who they were? If Yer really are sorry for all this then help me fix things.
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I have altered my post slightly fixed up some punctuation and added a line about Ebrietas helping you deal with her followers.
 
[X] Ye sigh, putting yer bayonets away. Damned thing's gone and ruined the mood.
-[X] "Well...Shit, it'd be like killing a puppy now, and not the tooth-gnashy fop-eatin' kind."
-[X] Damn thing sounds too much like on o' yer brats from the Orphanage, hopefully it'll be all alien monstrosity enough when it answers to get your blood thumpin' for some righteous fury again?
 
Wow. I just went back and checked and...yes, there were people that claimed that their desire to kill her would be totally unaffected by anything she said and did.
Then this.
Now that's good writing.

[X] Ye sigh, putting yer bayonets away. Damned thing's gone and ruined the mood.
-[X] "Well...Shit, girl what do ye want so badly that yer handing out blood and sitting in the middle a rank looking shithole like this'n?"
-[X] Damn thing sounds too much like on o' yer brats from the Orphanage, hopefully it'll be all alien monstrosity enough when it answers to get your blood thumpin' for some righteous fury again?
 
[X] Why? I mean if you honestly didn't know what the mad buggers were going to do with your blood, then your not guilty, (much as it pains me to admit that).
- [X] (Look to Eileen) I've met some real monsters in my time, those Nazi bastards in particular, and they didn't generally put their heads on the chopping block when their sins come home to roost. (Look back at Ebrietas) So again why kill you?
- [X] Will killing you bring the kids back? Or make the beasts above remember who they were? If Yer really are sorry for all this then help me fixthings.
- [X] The pagan loony's worship your kind and now you can talk to people without exploding their brains, you could tell them you didn't want this.

In fact, we have one of those pagan loonies tied up in the courtyard, let's introduce them!
 
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[X] Ye sigh, putting yer bayonets away. Damned thing's gone and ruined the mood.
-[X] "Well...Shit, girl what do ye want so badly that yer handing out blood and sitting in the middle a rank looking shithole like this'n?"
-[X] Damn thing sounds too much like on o' yer brats from the Orphanage, hopefully it'll be all alien monstrosity enough when it answers to get your blood thumpin' for some righteous fury again?
 
[X] Ye sigh, putting yer bayonets away. Damned thing's gone and ruined the mood.
-[X] "Well...Shit, it'd be like killing a puppy now, and not the tooth-gnashy fop-eatin' kind."
-[X] Damn thing sounds too much like on o' yer brats from the Orphanage, hopefully it'll be all alien monstrosity enough when it answers to get your blood thumpin' for some righteous fury again?
 
[X] Why? I mean if you honestly didn't knowwhat the mad buggers were going to do with your blood, then your not guilty, (much as it pains me to admit that).
- [X] (Look to Eileen) I've met some real monsters in my time, those Nazi bastards in particular, and they didn't generally put their heads on the chopping block when their sins come home to roost. (Look back at Ebrietas) So again why kill you?
- [X] Will killing you bring the kids back? Or make the beasts above remember who they were? If Yer really are sorry for all this then help me fixthings.
- [X} The pagan loony's worship your kind and now you can talk to people without exploding their brains, you could tell them you didn't want this.

Ebrietas always struck me as being at least neutral; she doesn't do anything when you enter her chamber until you attack her, something she shares with Rom.
 
[X] Ye sigh, putting yer bayonets away. Damned thing's gone and ruined the mood.
-[X] "Well...Shit, girl what do ye want so badly that yer handing out blood and sitting in the middle a rank looking shithole like this'n?"
-[X] Damn thing sounds too much like on o' yer brats from the Orphanage, hopefully it'll be all alien monstrosity enough when it answers to get your blood thumpin' for some righteous fury again?
 
[X] Ye sigh, putting yer bayonets away. Damned thing's gone and ruined the mood.
-[X] "Well...Shit, it'd be like killing a puppy now, and not the tooth-gnashy fop-eatin' kind."
-[X] Damn thing sounds too much like on o' yer brats from the Orphanage, hopefully it'll be all alien monstrosity enough when it answers to get your blood thumpin' for some righteous fury again?

I kinda like the sentiment of the other vote, but this feels more like Anderson.
 
[X] Ye sigh, putting yer bayonets away. Damned thing's gone andruined the mood.
-[X] "Well...Shit, it'd be like killing a puppy now, and not the tooth-gnashy fop-eatin' kind."
-[X] Damn thing sounds too much like on o' yer brats from the Orphanage, hopefully it'll be all alien monstrosity enough when it answers to get your blood thumpin' for some righteous fury again?
 
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Tricia said:
"It's talking to you?" says Eileen. You barely hear her, as you're distracted by the massive, eldritch monstrosity from beyond time and space giving out a high-pitched sort of squawk and making a brief hop you're pretty much positive its spindly wings are physically incapable of supporting.
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D'AWWWWWWW.

I want Anderson to eventually give headpats.
 
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[X] Why? I mean if you honestly didn't know what the mad buggers were going to do with your blood, then your not guilty, (much as it pains me to admit that).
- [X] (Look to Eileen) I've met some real monsters in my time, those Nazi bastards in particular, and they didn't generally put their heads on the chopping block when their sins come home to roost. (Look back at Ebrietas) So again why kill you?
- [X] Will killing you bring the kids back? Or make the beasts above remember who they were? If Yer really are sorry for all this then help me fixthings.
- [X} The pagan loony's worship your kind and now you can talk to people without exploding their brains, you could tell them you didn't want this.
 
[X] Ye sigh, putting yer bayonets away. Damned thing's gone andruined the mood.
-[X] "Well...Shit, it'd be like killing a puppy now, and not the tooth-gnashy fop-eatin' kind."
-[X] Damn thing sounds too much like on o' yer brats from the Orphanage, hopefully it'll be all alien monstrosity enough when it answers to get your blood thumpin' for some righteous fury again?
 
[X] Ye sigh, putting yer bayonets away. Damned thing's gone andruined the mood.
-[X] "Well...Shit, it'd be like killing a puppy now, and not the tooth-gnashy fop-eatin' kind."
-[X] Damn thing sounds too much like on o' yer brats from the Orphanage, hopefully it'll be all alien monstrosity enough when it answers to get your blood thumpin' for some righteous fury again?
 
Luca Morello said:
That already happens, that's what angels are, after all
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Difference here is that Angels are beings created by god to fulfil a purpose where as eldritch abominations like Ebrietas(and Cthulhu) are really just aliens from other planets who are only "eldritch abominations" from a human perspective because they evolved on completely different worlds, with completely different evolutionary histories and circumstances then humans and thus look really ugly by human sensibilities. Ebrietas is as much a product of the material universe as Anderson is, rather then something coming from Heaven or Hell or someplace else.
 
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