Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

Well now things are going to start dying very quickly and with a great deal of violence. we need some proper music



I get the impression Anderson is going to be in too much of a foaming at mouth rage to sing as he starts killing this time. But Alucard could strike up a haunting tune.
 
Guys, "KILL EVERYTHING" has the potential to backfire here. It's possible to do it for the Celestial Emissary without slaughtering its bobbleheaded little sibs. Ingame, the mooks all keel over when the boss dies, but that's not guaranteed here. Anderson's goal is to save the children, rushing off in full blood rage mode before Gale can tell us more is just gonna get them all dead.

On that note, why is the narrative dancing around Official Mindslug Botherer Gale's gender? Can Anderson not tell? Can he tell they're nonbinary or something?
This.
We need to think.
 
[X] "Well. Alright then."
-[X] Murder. Fucking. Everything.
--[X] Save the children. If they're in pain, or Lost, then put them out of their misery in the kindest ways possible.

Still want to see if we can convert Ebrietas.
 
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Canon Anderson would spend four minutes making a speech.

Abridged Anderson was the one who said, "Ok, you know what, fuck it - knife."
 
Guys, "KILL EVERYTHING" has the potential to backfire here. It's possible to do it for the Celestial Emissary without slaughtering its bobbleheaded little sibs. Ingame, the mooks all keel over when the boss dies, but that's not guaranteed here. Anderson's goal is to save the children, rushing off in full blood rage mode before Gale can tell us more is just gonna get them all dead.
Unless Anderson knows of a way to regenerate their brains, they're pretty much dead, Jim.

Their only independent instincts are the pursuit of brains afflicted by extended exposure to the Great Ones. Shoving one in your head won't beam Ebrietas' thoughts into yours, it'll just let the little bastard eat your brain and pilot you to eat everyone else's. We knew that. This isn't even the first time someone's tried it."
 
[X] "Well. Alright then."
-[X] Murder. Fucking. Everything.
--[X] Save the children. If they're in pain, or Lost, then put them out of their misery in the kindest ways possible.
 
Welp. This isn't going to end well for someone are they?

This isn't happy go lucky murdermaniac Anderson. This is Anderson with his day job button being smashed so hard it broke the board it was on. This is Anderson so enraged, he'll have an epiphany of cold focused rage.

He's not going to kill everything. Oh no. Some people will live. And that's the point. That's the Code.
 
[X] "Well. Alright then. Ye might want ta go somewhere else really fast."
-[X] Murder. Fucking. Everything.
--[X] Save the children. If they're in pain, or Lost, then put them out of their misery in the kindest ways possible.

Let's not kill poor Gale just because they happened to be nearby. Give them the chance to run somewhere safer. Like towards a pack of Blood Starved Beasts. That's much safer than anywhere near Anderson right now.
 
[X] Pray

I armor myself today with the power of the Most Holy Trinity, in the oneness of God, Creator of the universe. I armor myself today with the baptism of Christ, his crucifixion and resurrection, his ascension and glorious second coming.

I armor myself today with God's guidance to direct me, God's might to sustain me, God's wisdom to instruct me; God's word to give me speech, God's shield to protect me; God's army to defend me, against the snares of demons, against the lure of vices, against all who plot me harm.

I invoke all these virtues today against every hostile and merciless power that may assail me, against the incantations of false prophets, against the black laws of heathenism, against the false laws of heresy, against the deceits of idolatry, against every art and spell that binds the soul to evil.

Christ guard me today against every poison, burning, drowning and fatal wounding. Christ be with me, Christ be behind me, Christ be within me, Christ be beside me, Christ to win me. Christ to comfort and restore me, Christ to be where danger threatens, Christ be in the hearts of those around me, forevermore.

In Nomine Patri, Et File, Et Spiritus Sancti...AMEN.
 
[x] Pray
-[X]Then Murder. Fucking. Everything. (that isn't a friend)
--[X] Save the children. If they're in pain, or Lost, then put them out of their misery in the kindest ways possible.
 
Let's not kill poor Gale just because they happened to be nearby.
Yeah! Instead we'll kill him for being complicit in the kidnapping, torture and murder of God alone knows how many innocent children.

He knew what was going on. He knew what his research was being used for. He chose to stay. He chose to continue his research.

He has already made his choices. Now he must live with the consequences of those choices.
 
Yeah! Instead we'll kill him for being complicit in the kidnapping, torture and murder of God alone knows how many innocent children.

He knew what was going on. He knew what his research was being used for. He chose to stay. He chose to continue his research.

He has already made his choices. Now he must live with the consequences of those choices.

Oi, don't jump to conclusions. Being complicit implies that he supports the cause. Didn't you read the chapter? His research was to examine and unravel the nature of the phantasm, and he had nothing to do---he was against it, even---with the idea of shoving it into your head. Sure, they might not have done that had not for his research in the first place, but it's not exactly a chap's fault if their research is used to commit wrongdoings, now is it?

Also, this line---

"Should have had the good sense to run right when Euthyphro pulled that idea out of his ass, like I did.

---imply that he immediately left the Choir once he heard Euthyphro's idea. Also, who's to say that the reason we found him in Upper Cathedral, even after he allegedly ran away, is because he is not trying to further his research, but to find a way to reverse the process?
 
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[X] "Well. Alright then."
-[X] Murder. Fucking. Everything.
--[X] Save the children. If they're in pain, or Lost, then put them out of their misery in the kindest ways possible.
 
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