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Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

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[X] Burst through roaring that the wrath of God is come and start throwing bayonets at anything that offends.
- [X] Have Eileen be sneaky and stab anything that looks lik it needs it while your distracting them with a sermon of Bayonets.
 
[X] Go in hard, preaching the word of the Lord via the medium of blessed bayonets to the throat.
 
[X] Burst through roaring that the wrath of God is come and start throwing bayonets at anything that offends.
- [X] Have Eileen be sneaky and stab anything that looks like it needs it while you're distracting them with a sermon of Bayonets.
Grammar corrected, but I do like the plan.
 
[X] Burst through roaring that the wrath of God is come and start throwing bayonets at anything that offends.
- [X] Have Eileen be sneaky and stab anything that looks like it needs it while you're distracting them with a sermon of Bayonets.
 
[X] Burst through roaring that the wrath of God is come and start throwing bayonets at anything that offends.
- [X] Have Eileen be sneaky and stab anything that looks like it needs it while you're distracting them with a sermon of Bayonets
Tricia said:
Eileen asks. You shake your head, pitying her for being from a world without John Belushi, before remembering that you are also from a world without John Belushi.
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Truly a terrible world it is.
 
[X] Burst through roaring that the wrath of God is come and start throwing bayonets at anything that offends.
- [X] Have Eileen be sneaky and stab anything that looks like it needs it while you're distractingthem with a sermon of Bayonets
 
[X] Burst through roaring that the wrath of God is come and start throwing bayonets at anything that offends.
- [X] Have Eileen be sneaky and stab anything that looks like it needs it while you're distractingthem with a sermon of Bayonets
 
[X] Burst through roaring that the wrath of God is come and start throwing bayonets at anything that offends.
- [X] Have Eileen be sneaky and stab anything that looks lik it needs it while your distracting them with a sermon of Bayonets.
 
Shouldn't we, I dunno, say something as we start going in?
Some prayers that everyone can hear, maybe?

That seems more Anderson to me.
 
[X] "I'll be the obvious target while you go in quiet."
-[X] Blow open the door and teleport through the explosion in as flashy a manner as possible the instant you've got a good enough view.
--[X]"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
 
[X] Burst through roaring that the wrath of God is come and start throwing bayonets at anything that offends.
- [X] Have Eileen be sneaky and stab anything that looks lik it needs it while your distracting them with a sermon of Bayonets.
 
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Stroth said:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
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So now that you've run out of stuff from Boondock Saints, you're now ripping off Pulp Fiction?

...Man, you used to be cool Anderson.

IIRC, that rant was a (very violent/aggressive) misquote of the actual Ezekiel bible passage.

As much as Anderson likes to portray himself as the baddest motherfucker on God's green earth, I don't think he'd stoop to using a misquoted passage to do it.
 
[X] Burst through roaring that the wrath of God is come and start throwing bayonets at anything that offends.
- [X] Have Eileen be sneaky and stab anything that looks like it needs it while you're distracting them with a sermon of Bayonets.
 
[X] Burst through roaring that the wrath of God is come and start throwing bayonets at anything that offends.
-[X] "I shall perform frightful acts of vengeance and inflict furious punishments on them; and they will know that I am the LORD, when I exact my vengeance on them!"
-[X] Have Eileen be sneaky and stab anything that looks like it needs it while you're distracting them with a sermon of Bayonets.

Tricia said:
Once they're taken care of, you step outside onto a narrow walkway that OSHA would be terribly displeased with, being about twelve feet wide with no safety railing.
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You liar, Anderson! Twelve feet isn't narrow; even with how noodly you are, you couldn't reach across that if you were lying down and stretching your arms over your head.
 
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[X] Burst through roaring that the wrath of God is come and start throwing bayonets at anything that offends.
- [X] Have Eileen be sneaky and stab anything that looks lik it needs it while your distracting them with a sermon of Bayonets.

Just caught up and holy shit this quest guys.
 
[X] Burst through roaring that the wrath of God is come and start throwing bayonets at anything that offends.
-[X] Have Eileen be sneaky and stab anything that looks like it needs it while you're distracting them with a sermon of Bayonets.
 
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