Evaunit02mark1
S-s-smell the Prey, S-s-start the Hunt.
[X] Wait! You know this one.
-[X] Next time it knocks, say, "Who's there?"
-[X] Next time it knocks, say, "Who's there?"
Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)
- Thread starter Tricia
- Start date
- Location
- Argentina
[X] Wait! You know this one.
-[X] Next time it knocks, say, "Who's there?"
-[X] Next time it knocks, say, "Who's there?"
AnimalKrazed
Caw Caw!
- Location
- Above You
[X] Wait! You know this one.
-[X] Next time it knocks, say, "Who's there?"
-[X] Next time it knocks, say, "Who's there?"
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
[X] Hold up, you know this trick!
-[x] After the next knock, yell, "We ain't interest on how magnets work, you bloody fool!"
-[x] After the next knock, yell, "We ain't interest on how magnets work, you bloody fool!"
[X] "Who tha' hell is the 'Artificial Hunter'?"
-[X] Recall the Nazi Vampires were technically also artificial. So assume that with all this hype, the bastard is more threatening than those chump ass cannon fodder
--[X] Set up a Ward in the area surrounding that door, take into account the possibility of the door exploding, and give tha' bastard a real warm welcome. Once they've walked through yer holy bug-zapper, plant some explosive party favors into their general vicinity, go for MAXIMUM SATURATION.
---[X] Have everyone else git behind ye, yer probably the biggest meat tank here, and ye've already got one hand on yer Club o' Righteousness.
----[X] "Batter Up!"
-[X] Recall the Nazi Vampires were technically also artificial. So assume that with all this hype, the bastard is more threatening than those chump ass cannon fodder
--[X] Set up a Ward in the area surrounding that door, take into account the possibility of the door exploding, and give tha' bastard a real warm welcome. Once they've walked through yer holy bug-zapper, plant some explosive party favors into their general vicinity, go for MAXIMUM SATURATION.
---[X] Have everyone else git behind ye, yer probably the biggest meat tank here, and ye've already got one hand on yer Club o' Righteousness.
----[X] "Batter Up!"
Walker of the Yellow Path
Ho There!
- Location
- The Land of Memes
[X] Wait! You know this one.
-[X] Next time it knocks, say, "Who's there?"
-[X] Next time it knocks, say, "Who's there?"
Lazurman
This is fine.
- Location
- Classified
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] "Who tha' hell is the 'Artificial Hunter'?"
-[X] Recall the Nazi Vampires were technically also artificial. So assume that with all this hype, the bastard is more threatening than those chump ass cannon fodder
--[X] Set up a Ward in the area surrounding that door, take into account the possibility of the door exploding, and give tha' bastard a real warmwelcome. Once they've walked through yer holy bug-zapper, plant some explosive party favors into their general vicinity, go for MAXIMUM SATURATION
---[X] Have everyone else git behind ye, yer probably the biggest meat tank here, and ye've already got one hand on yer Club o' Righteousness.
----[X] "Batter Up"
I laughed at the joke votes, but I'd like to actually have a plan of action here.
-[X] Recall the Nazi Vampires were technically also artificial. So assume that with all this hype, the bastard is more threatening than those chump ass cannon fodder
--[X] Set up a Ward in the area surrounding that door, take into account the possibility of the door exploding, and give tha' bastard a real warmwelcome. Once they've walked through yer holy bug-zapper, plant some explosive party favors into their general vicinity, go for MAXIMUM SATURATION
---[X] Have everyone else git behind ye, yer probably the biggest meat tank here, and ye've already got one hand on yer Club o' Righteousness.
----[X] "Batter Up"
I laughed at the joke votes, but I'd like to actually have a plan of action here.
[X] "Who tha' hell is the 'Artificial Hunter'?"
-[X] Recall the Nazi Vampires were technically also artificial. So assume that with all this hype, the bastard is more threatening than those chump ass cannon fodder
--[X] Set up a Ward in the area surrounding that door, take into account the possibility of the door exploding, and give tha' bastard a real warmwelcome. Once they've walked through yer holy bug-zapper, plant some explosive party favors into their general vicinity, go for MAXIMUM SATURATION
---[X] Have everyone else git behind ye, yer probably the biggest meat tank here, and ye've already got one hand on yer Club o' Righteousness.
----[X] "Batter Up"
-[X] Recall the Nazi Vampires were technically also artificial. So assume that with all this hype, the bastard is more threatening than those chump ass cannon fodder
--[X] Set up a Ward in the area surrounding that door, take into account the possibility of the door exploding, and give tha' bastard a real warmwelcome. Once they've walked through yer holy bug-zapper, plant some explosive party favors into their general vicinity, go for MAXIMUM SATURATION
---[X] Have everyone else git behind ye, yer probably the biggest meat tank here, and ye've already got one hand on yer Club o' Righteousness.
----[X] "Batter Up"
[X] "Who tha' hell is the 'Artificial Hunter'?"
-[X] Recall the Nazi Vampires were technically also artificial. So assume that with all this hype, the bastard is more threatening than those chump ass cannon fodder
--[X] Set up a Ward in the area surrounding that door, take into account the possibility of the door exploding, and give tha' bastard a real warmwelcome. Once they've walked through yer holy bug-zapper, plant some explosive party favors into their general vicinity, go for MAXIMUM SATURATION
---[X] Have everyone else git behind ye, yer probably the biggest meat tank here, and ye've already got one hand on yer Club o' Righteousness.
----[X] "Batter Up"
-[X] Recall the Nazi Vampires were technically also artificial. So assume that with all this hype, the bastard is more threatening than those chump ass cannon fodder
--[X] Set up a Ward in the area surrounding that door, take into account the possibility of the door exploding, and give tha' bastard a real warmwelcome. Once they've walked through yer holy bug-zapper, plant some explosive party favors into their general vicinity, go for MAXIMUM SATURATION
---[X] Have everyone else git behind ye, yer probably the biggest meat tank here, and ye've already got one hand on yer Club o' Righteousness.
----[X] "Batter Up"
Hyp3rB14d3
Gotta catch 'em all!
[X] Wait! You know this one.
-[X] Next time it knocks, say, "Who's there?"
-[X] Next time it knocks, say, "Who's there?"
[X] "Who tha' hell is the 'Artificial Hunter'?"
-[X] Recall the Nazi Vampires were technically also artificial. So assume that with all this hype, the bastard is more threatening than those chump ass cannon fodder
--[X] Set up a Ward in the area surrounding that door, take into account the possibility of the door exploding, and give tha' bastard a real warmwelcome. Once they've walked through yer holy bug-zapper, plant some explosive party favors into their general vicinity, go for MAXIMUM SATURATION
---[X] Have everyone else git behind ye, yer probably the biggest meat tank here, and ye've already got one hand on yer Club o' Righteousness.
----[X] "Batter Up"
-[X] Recall the Nazi Vampires were technically also artificial. So assume that with all this hype, the bastard is more threatening than those chump ass cannon fodder
--[X] Set up a Ward in the area surrounding that door, take into account the possibility of the door exploding, and give tha' bastard a real warmwelcome. Once they've walked through yer holy bug-zapper, plant some explosive party favors into their general vicinity, go for MAXIMUM SATURATION
---[X] Have everyone else git behind ye, yer probably the biggest meat tank here, and ye've already got one hand on yer Club o' Righteousness.
----[X] "Batter Up"
Asmodemus
Subversive Element
[x] "Artificial hunter, start talking. And I killed one of those buggers over there on me own so have some confidence." Point towards the Amygdala statues.
-[x] Get Djura and Steffon set up to shoot if it's this hunter fella, make sure to be alert for other areas they might enter through.
--[x] Open the door, prepare to get on the floor, be alert for dinosaurs.
-[x] Get Djura and Steffon set up to shoot if it's this hunter fella, make sure to be alert for other areas they might enter through.
--[x] Open the door, prepare to get on the floor, be alert for dinosaurs.
cokerpilot
Here comes the rain.
[X] Wait! You know this one.
-[X] Next time it knocks, say, "Who's there?"
-[X] Next time it knocks, say, "Who's there?"
[X] Wait! You know this one.
-[X] Next time it knocks, say, "Who's there?"
-[X] Next time it knocks, say, "Who's there?"
[X] Wait! You know this one.
-[X] Next time it knocks, say, "Who's there?"
They're all ridiculous to me. So I might as well go with the funny one.
-[X] Next time it knocks, say, "Who's there?"
They're all ridiculous to me. So I might as well go with the funny one.
What's so bad about this one
[X] "Who tha' hell is the 'Artificial Hunter'?"
-[X] Recall the Nazi Vampires were technically also artificial. So assume that with all this hype, the bastard is more threatening than those chump ass cannon fodder
--[X] Set up a Ward in the area surrounding that door, take into account the possibility of the door exploding, and give tha' bastard a real warmwelcome. Once they've walked through yer holy bug-zapper, plant some explosive party favors into their general vicinity, go for MAXIMUM SATURATION
---[X] Have everyone else git behind ye, yer probably the biggest meat tank here, and ye've already got one hand on yer Club o' Righteousness.
----[X] "Batter Up"
My problem with it is that it seems to be doing to much. We ask who the artificial person is, but while they answer the guy at the door may beat his way in. That may also happen while we reminisce about the Nazi vamps.
Basically it reads to me like it will all take to long.
And yes I know the door is built to take a hit. But I make no assumptions on this one.
[X] "Who tha' hell is the 'Artificial Hunter'?"
-[X] Recall the Nazi Vampires were technically also artificial. So assume that with all this hype, the bastard is more threatening than those chump ass cannon fodder
--[X] Set up a Ward in the area surrounding that door, take into account the possibility of the door exploding, and give tha' bastard a real warm welcome. Once they've walked through yer holy bug-zapper, plant some explosive party favors into their general vicinity, go for MAXIMUM SATURATION.
---[X] Have everyone else git behind ye, yer probably the biggest meat tank here, and ye've already got one hand on yer Club o' Righteousness.
----[X] "Batter Up!"
-[X] Recall the Nazi Vampires were technically also artificial. So assume that with all this hype, the bastard is more threatening than those chump ass cannon fodder
--[X] Set up a Ward in the area surrounding that door, take into account the possibility of the door exploding, and give tha' bastard a real warm welcome. Once they've walked through yer holy bug-zapper, plant some explosive party favors into their general vicinity, go for MAXIMUM SATURATION.
---[X] Have everyone else git behind ye, yer probably the biggest meat tank here, and ye've already got one hand on yer Club o' Righteousness.
----[X] "Batter Up!"
- Location
- The Beginning of the End
[X] "Who tha' hell is the 'Artificial Hunter'?"
-[X] Recall the Nazi Vampires were technically also artificial. So assume that with all this hype, the bastard is more threatening than those chump ass cannon fodder
--[X] Set up a Ward in the area surrounding that door, take into account the possibility of the door exploding, and give tha' bastard a real warmwelcome. Once they've walked through yer holy bug-zapper, plant some explosive party favors into their general vicinity, go for MAXIMUM SATURATION
---[X] Have everyone else git behind ye, yer probably the biggest meat tank here, and ye've already got one hand on yer Club o' Righteousness.
----[X] "Batter Up"
-[X] Recall the Nazi Vampires were technically also artificial. So assume that with all this hype, the bastard is more threatening than those chump ass cannon fodder
--[X] Set up a Ward in the area surrounding that door, take into account the possibility of the door exploding, and give tha' bastard a real warmwelcome. Once they've walked through yer holy bug-zapper, plant some explosive party favors into their general vicinity, go for MAXIMUM SATURATION
---[X] Have everyone else git behind ye, yer probably the biggest meat tank here, and ye've already got one hand on yer Club o' Righteousness.
----[X] "Batter Up"
- Location
- ⇙
[X] "Who tha' hell is the 'Artificial Hunter'?"
-[X] Recall the Nazi Vampires were technically also artificial. So assume that with all this hype, the bastard is more threatening than those chump ass cannon fodder
--[X] Set up a Ward in the area surrounding that door, take into account the possibility of the door exploding, and give tha' bastard a real warmwelcome. Once they've walked through yer holy bug-zapper, plant some explosive party favors into their general vicinity, go for MAXIMUM SATURATION
---[X] Have everyone else git behind ye, yer probably the biggest meat tank here, and ye've already got one hand on yer Club o' Righteousness.
----[X] "Batter Up"
-[X] Recall the Nazi Vampires were technically also artificial. So assume that with all this hype, the bastard is more threatening than those chump ass cannon fodder
--[X] Set up a Ward in the area surrounding that door, take into account the possibility of the door exploding, and give tha' bastard a real warmwelcome. Once they've walked through yer holy bug-zapper, plant some explosive party favors into their general vicinity, go for MAXIMUM SATURATION
---[X] Have everyone else git behind ye, yer probably the biggest meat tank here, and ye've already got one hand on yer Club o' Righteousness.
----[X] "Batter Up"
We tossed up a ward while the old dude was in mid sentence
The time it takes for the steps preceding the door being smashed can be measured in seconds
It's fine
[X] Wait! You know this one.
-[X] Next time it knocks, say, "Who's there?"
This is a Bloodborne quest...yet it still induces mad giggle fits in me with nearly every update. You have truly captured Abridged!Anderson and all the inherent mad fun from the Abridged series and translated it into Bloodborne. Seeing the natives worldview shatter against Andersons words and deeds is hilarious to the extreme. Thank you SOOOO much for writing this, Tricia!
-[X] Next time it knocks, say, "Who's there?"
This is a Bloodborne quest...yet it still induces mad giggle fits in me with nearly every update. You have truly captured Abridged!Anderson and all the inherent mad fun from the Abridged series and translated it into Bloodborne. Seeing the natives worldview shatter against Andersons words and deeds is hilarious to the extreme. Thank you SOOOO much for writing this, Tricia!