Does anyone have a spare 18-24 year old son they wouldn't mind having marry matrilineally? Summer Empress seeks good man who enjoys long walks on beach, modernization, and thalassocracy. Apply now!
 
I would put a Targaryen forward, but the only remotely viable option would be 16 year old Prince Aethan, who...

"I need no wife. For I am a wolf dragon who hunts alone and lives life on the edge."
:facepalm:
Tell me more about Prince Chuuni.

Seriously, he may say that NOW, but we have a 16-breasted goddess and legalized polygamy and prostitution. It's like being exiled to Tahiti.
 
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Yep. Age of Shame, still ruining my plans.
Ah its okay.

Aegon is just going to go into a hole and cry for a while.

He doesn't want to die a virgin but has some values like "Not having sex until marriage" stuff. So he's screwed unless a house in Westeroes finally answer back his marriage question.
 
Ah its okay.

Aegon is just going to go into a hole and cry for a while.

He doesn't want to die a virgin but has some values like "Not having sex until marriage" stuff. So he's screwed unless a house in Westeroes finally answer back his marriage question.
Well.... we do have polygamy. He could always be a secondary husband. His kids just can't EVER inherit the isles.

At least then you get your heirs. Also, black Vikings! so that's a plus.
 
Yeah, yeah, I know.

Went over all this with the Mods, between the mining revenue, my chunk of the Lannister treasury, Iron Pricing from Laketown, and the XBAWKSHUEG line of credit I have from the Iron Bank I can juuuuust barely squeeze this in on top of everything else, provided I am willing to resign myself to Maelys great grandkids still paying the Iron Bank but hey, hardship builds character, and it's a sound investment to maybe not to have Inigo Tyrell, Inigo Prester, Inigo Kayce, Inigo Farman, Inigo Lefford and Inigo Tarth all show up to stab Maelys to death.

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Tell me more about Prince Chuuni.
Seriously, he may say that NOW, but we have a 16-breasted goddess and legalized polygamy and prostitution. It's like being exiled to Tahiti.

Aethan is not chuuni!

I mean...he's putting himself through harsh training to seek blood vengeance for the people behind his father's death and he's kind of a House Storm-Cloaked of the Iron Islands fan boy trying to be like his cool Uncle by marriage Rodrik but...

Buuuut.......

Um.


Pictured: Prince Aethan Targaryen, 255 AL
 
Aethan is not chuuni!

I mean...he's putting himself through harsh training to seek blood vengeance for the people behind his father's death and he's kind of a House Storm-Cloaked of the Iron Islands fan boy trying to be like his cool Uncle by marriage Rodrik but...

Buuuut.......

Um.


Pictured: Prince Aethan Targaryen, 255 AL
Give him white hair and it works.

Pretty nice. Just some little clarifications. My magic college is at the North Grove not at Winterfell. Made at the sight of a giant, and I mean a big giant Ironwood.

Other than that, nice job.
Thanks. Although do worry a bit. Once I get higher ratings up and actual mages, then some stuff might happen.
 
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