A Monument to Man's Arrogance: Arizona to Virgin Earth

Chapter 3.3
I sit with Howard Conway on the sidewalk as he strums his acoustic guitar. Some people throw pocket change into the open guitar case in front of him, but most continue walking.

So. I guess some of it might come from the fact that I was a refugee. I came from outta town, didn't know anyone in Bullhead. I guess there was all sorts of work that needed to be done in those days, stripping cars and of course working on the farms. Well I was an able-bodied young man, so they put me to work on a farm husking corn, I had a gun so they made me part of the farmer's militia too, had a badge and everything...then the Battle of Fort Mojave happened and-

He taps his wooden foot on the sidewalk to keep a beat.

One stray bullet and you're not much good at hard labor. So it was off the farm, and into a hospital long enough for the stump to heal, then out on the sidewalk in a city where even if you had money, it was useless.

Not proud to say it, but I drank a lot at first. Partly to dull the pain from the...foot, but as one week turned into two and I still couldn't find work...yeah.

I've stayed in cars on the salvage lot, on floors, couches, hotel rooms...and I do mean hotels, I know in most places they turned them over to more useful things like cheap housing or for government buildings, but Bullhead gets enough travelers from out of town that we can afford to keep one open.

[If you don't mind me asking, why can't you find work?]

Who's going to hire a drunk with no skills? I didn't even have a high school diploma, I was probably going to be flipping burgers in the Old World until I was old and grey.

Maybe if I could drop the "drunk" part, but...well, when pretty much everyone needs to learn new skills, it's a competitive job market.

[Do you think the City Council has failed you?]

I suppose I do. Shit, I fought for those folks same as anyone else, and when it was over they cut me loose. I know we're not exactly prosperous, no way we can go back to the days of the GI Bill...but then again we didn't exactly treat our vets all that well back in the Old World, did we?

So yeah, I guess having to rely on the charity of strangers makes you realize just how little of that there is to go around. I ain't asking for a handout, but somewhere to stay and time to train up would be...ah, shit, no use asking for mana from Heaven at this point.

He strums his guitar, humming quietly, seemingly composing a tune.

[Do you consider yourself a veteran of Bullhead City?]

What do you mean? I suppose I fought for the place, but it's only my home cause I can't go anywhere else. I suppose if you ask someone better they'll talk about our ideals or our culture, but for me it's just a home with no roof.
 
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Great to see this back, sad to see the downsides to Bullhead's libertarianism.
 
Seems like they got away with it by not taking in a refugee underclass, as long as it's only those who are too injured or incapacitated to become debtors that starve then there aren't enough voices (and dead bodies) to be heard over the indifference. The experience of turning away those refugees in the past, and studiously closing their ears to the wails outside, probably doesn't help.
 
Chapter 3.4
Neil Cullen is the owner of Bullhead City's largest hotel. I was able to purchase the room with money issued by the Yuma government, which is accepted tender in Bullhead City. As I check out, Neil talks to me about currency and trade.

So yeah, I know you mentioned the legitimists - sorry, Government-in-Exile -

He rolls his eyes.

Have credit with Yuma, but I'm pretty sure no one's ever taken their money. Which is probably why you took out a bunch of Yuma dollars, which we do accept. Most businesses take them anyway, along with Flagstaff dollars, which, I assume you're also getting?

Anyway those are the two currencies we accept other than the local money the government prints.

[Do you know the exchange rates?]

Um, I know it's about three Yuma dollars to one Flagstaff dollar. And ten of these Yuma dollars you gave me are probably going to fetch one Bullhead dollar.

He shrugs.

There's just not a lot of money in circulation, period, and to be frank barter is still the most common currency across the state.

[What about Old World dollars?]

Useless paper. I know Flagstaff tried using it, but that ran into some big problems when people started bringing out hoarded money, and then there was that salvage operation in Phoenix that brought back the contents of a fucking bank vault.

Ugh, salvage.

[I'm sorry?]

Right, so, salvage is one of the biggest ways to get rich quick. Of course, it's also real fucking dangerous, and it's Flagstaff and the eastern side of the state that has the best access, but...

Every now and then some team from Bullhead will go into the city, sometimes they partner with folks out of Flagstaff. The main problem is the raiders, they're between us and the big corpse city, but the Prescott valley is closer without as many raiders. The roads are mostly clear, too. So, a salvage team goes in, and if they come back alive then most of them wind up pretty damn rich. All you need is one good score.

[What do they bring back?]

A lot of people think you go in for like, jewelry or other valuables, weapons can be a good haul too, but the real good stuff is cookware, clothes, blankets, anything that's still intact after these last five years and will keep, and be useful for a while after this. People won't buy the new handmade underwear if they can get their hands on a fresh bag of it from some salvage run, whew.

Anyway one of the major problems with trade, including salvage, is the western regions of the Northern Government's control aren't really in hand.

[Are they in rebellion?]

No, nothing of the sort. It's just that the Northern Government is still pretty decentralized, and aside from the big development area around Lake Mead, the western third of the region is just, too sparsely populated, there's so much distance between settlements it's easier for them to, pretty much go their own way while paying lip service to Flagstaff.

[Is it dangerous?]

Well, I hear bad things about the Mormons, up north of the Grand Canyon, but the ranchers who'll be taking you to Flagstaff, they're...well, they trade a lot with Bullhead City, cattle and sheep in exchange for whatever they need, but they're just kind of stubborn, and sure you'll get a few cattle raids between them but they're not like, raiders or anything.

The only thing is that since that whole region is so spread out, you don't get too much trading coming from the main population centers of the Northern Government, which is what we really want, but...ah, that's for Flagstaff to worry about, not us. C'mon, let's finish this up.

Neil finishes checking me out and takes me out front to where a caravan of men on horses are loading several wagons and hitching them to oxen. This is my escort, set to take me to Flagstaff.

***

And that was Bullhead City! Next up a little side trip as we meet these rancher fellows, then it's on the Northern Government.

As always, this is a good time for questions.
 
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As a collector of money, I always enjoy a good currency post. Are these fiat currencies?
 
A lot of people think you go in for like, jewelry or other valuables, weapons can be a good haul too, but the real good stuff is cookware, clothes, blankets, anything that's still intact after these last five years and will keep, and be useful for a while after this. People won't buy the new handmade underwear if they can get their hands on a fresh bag of it from some salvage run, whew.
YES! FINALLY! A BELIEVABLE SALVAGE ENVIRONMENT! Because guns and shiny shit is nice, but people still have needs. The chance to reliably cook food, or keep warm is way more important.
 
I'm just imagining two groups of raiders having a battle to the death in an abandoned Target over the last package of unopened socks.
 
Out of curiosity, what happened to Sedona and its environs? It's good country and actually has a decent amount of water, so it seems like it might survive.
 
You joke, but my socks get holes in them so easily that I'm pretty sure in a post-apocalyptic environment I would go nuts over unopened socks.
Having gone on camping trips where I ran out of clean socks, I totally get how important clean socks are.

So I'd be first into the scray to get those socks. Also clean underwear, sunscreen, and non-perishable food. Any REIs in the greater Phoenix area I'd fight to the death to make mine.
 
[Insert obligatory Zombieland twinkie reference]

But seriously, I imagine pretty soon this "Sock Rush" will be replaced by professional salvage barons and company towns and all these frontier adventurers would begin to die off like the wildcat miner and the free-ranging cowboy. I guess that means we can look forward to some good old fashioned range wars?
 
As a collector of money, I always enjoy a good currency post. Are these fiat currencies?

Yes, gold, silver, and copper are too unstable, either not enough of it or there's constantly more entering the economy due to salvage.

YES! FINALLY! A BELIEVABLE SALVAGE ENVIRONMENT! Because guns and shiny shit is nice, but people still have needs. The chance to reliably cook food, or keep warm is way more important.

I couldn't begin to list all the valuable items that are highly valued. Silverware and intact plates, bowls, and cups; pillows, blankets, and clothes; carpets, copper wiring, pipes, and bricks from the buildings themselves; gardening and construction tools...

I'd imagine you have your specialists who go in looking for specific items, then your bigger teams or even small companies who work over the ruins street by street, block by block...not really any of those yet, except one or two based out of Flagstaff, but given time...

I'm just imagining two groups of raiders having a battle to the death in an abandoned Target over the last package of unopened socks.

This actually happens.

You joke, but my socks get holes in them so easily that I'm pretty sure in a post-apocalyptic environment I would go nuts over unopened socks.

Having gone on camping trips where I ran out of clean socks, I totally get how important clean socks are.

So I'd be first into the scray to get those socks. Also clean underwear, sunscreen, and non-perishable food. Any REIs in the greater Phoenix area I'd fight to the death to make mine.

There are probably a few nutjob survivalists in Phoenix who have been living off spam and bottled water all this time.

Out of curiosity, what happened to Sedona and its environs? It's good country and actually has a decent amount of water, so it seems like it might survive.

Maybe it's become like Zion? That's actually a good question.

They're the southernmost outpost for the Northern Government, a watch point against southern raiders and a base for expeditions.

[Insert obligatory Zombieland twinkie reference]

But seriously, I imagine pretty soon this "Sock Rush" will be replaced by professional salvage barons and company towns and all these frontier adventurers would begin to die off like the wildcat miner and the free-ranging cowboy. I guess that means we can look forward to some good old fashioned range wars?

There'll probably be a transition period where freelance salvage teams are crowded out by government contractors or professional salvage companies. Then you get your Salvage Barons.

Hell, given time there will be actual wars fought between the successor states for control over the ruins of Phoenix.
 
If nothing else, building a bigass monument out of the old capital's aspalt and cement and proclaiming a new Phoenix from the ruins would be the ultimate move in national dick-waving
 
What's going on with the Mormons? They're fairly nice people, so I'm assuming the apocalypse had some...rather negative side effects...
 
What's going on with the Mormons? They're fairly nice people, so I'm assuming the apocalypse had some...rather negative side effects...

The Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that is present in northern Arizona is a very different animal than the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints which is based in Salt Lake City. Polygamy and other things.
 
The Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that is present in northern Arizona is a very different animal than the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints which is based in Salt Lake City. Polygamy and other things.

There's a great documentary about their leader Warren Jeff called Prophet's Prey:




Prophet's Prey (2015) - IMDb

It's gives good insight into exactly the kind of cult that would proliferate in a dystopian post-apocalypse...
 
Chapter 4.1
Chapter 4: State of Arizona - Northern Government
The caravan winds its way over through the desert, over and alongside the old highway, now in a state of disrepair this far west. The ranchers, gruff and hairy men, spit and sing and talk to each other, occasionally riding ahead in pairs to scout the road. Michael Ettinger, the head of this caravan, rides next to me as I sit in the lead wagon and tells me about this part of the state.

Well, you've got four main factions out in this part of the country - that's country as in countryside, though I suppose seein' as it's all part of Flagstaff in name at least, we're a sort of country in that way too.

First faction is us ranchers, proud an' free, right boys?

The riders in earshot whoop and whistle.

Most of us were only young bucks back in the Old World, some of us were getting ready to move on from the old ranch and head off for better prospects, but then it turns out the best prospect you can ask for in this day and age was the only source of fresh beef and clean water for miles around. None of us were about to leave after that.

Now things've had time to shake out and we're doing pretty well for ourselves, all the little ranches hereabouts are tied together by one thing or another, trade or marriage, I myself married Rancher Lake's oldest, that's my dear Jane.

[How are your relations with the capital?]

Well, I'd be lying if I said any of us were so fond of the tax man or the inspector, but they don't come around so much anymore. Flagstaff's too far away for all that, and besides, they're too busy with every other front - paving roads and digging wells out east, and sending prospectors into the big corpse city.

[Do you ever send people on salvage?]

Not particularly. A few folk'll join up with a salvage team for a season, bring back a little extra something, but for the most part we leave the ruins well enough alone. Too many raiders the further south and east you get, and we've only got a handful of workable trucks ourselves, maybe one to each ranch - and not much gas for any of them.

Anyways, the only time we see government officials is when we visit Flagstaff on a trade caravan, like we're doing now. Sold a bunch of cattle in Bullhead for salvaged gear, we'll trade that in Flagstaff for bullets - they've got their own munitions works there, and good mechanics. The taxman'll take his cut, but we'll make it a haggle. Why do you think we kept the goats?

He winks at me.

[What about the others?]

Right, the other three. Well, there's the Lake Mead Project. Big settlement and rebuilding program by the government, trying to keep Hoover Dam in shape and use the water to grow crops, set up their own little communities. Also a good base of operations on the upper Colorado. They do damn good work on the dam, we make sure to keep them supplied in beef while they bring the crops in, and unless there's a drought they'll keep the country watered.

There's the Indians, the Hualapai and Havasupai that live down in the canyon, they keep to themselves, and out of the way. They're poor but they have a bit to trade. Then there's the Mormons north of the canyon.

He spits.

You don't want to mess with them, trust me. The Indians have a little contact with them, and they don't like what they hear. I don't either.

[What's life like out here?]

Oh, it's all in the rhythm of the seasons nowadays. Winter, summer, rains, dry spells. We move the cattle between pastures and work on our gear, and once in a while there's some excitement. Cattle raids, just young bucks doing it to prove they can, but those don't lead to deaths. Not like the raiders.

We'll get a band out of Prescott once a year, mainly on foot, but once they sent a war rig, and at that point everyone had to band together just to drive em off.

He sighs.

It's getting harder to get our hands on Old World stuff. We picked over Kingman a long time ago, and most salvage goes to the big markets in Flagstaff or Bullhead City. A lot of our own old gear is breaking down, too, and we either gotta buy replacements, which are rarer than they used to be, or make do with what we can. Most of the men are in homespun and cured leather these days.

But. It beats being dead in Phoenix, or working on a line in Flagstaff. It's our own life, to do with as we please.

***

LIVE! I COMMAND YOU TO LIVE!
 
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So what's with those "young bucks", I wouldn't think there's enough post-collapse herding people for a glut of poor landless desperados. Or is it since there's a limited enough population and carrying capacity that everyone's connected and you have to put up with a certain amount of idiocy and hurt?
 
So what's with those "young bucks", I wouldn't think there's enough post-collapse herding people for a glut of poor landless desperados. Or is it since there's a limited enough population and carrying capacity that everyone's connected and you have to put up with a certain amount of idiocy and hurt?

More along the lines of "Hey, those Hardy boys are assholes, wouldn't it be a riot if we ran off with some of their heifers?"

Think of it like a sporting event.
 
So, I think we can infer that Flagstaff is doing well enough for itself that they can let the various people and communities on their periphery do pretty much as they please. No need to shake down the frontier folks for tax money if the core is sustaining itself.

Also, I want to say that Flagstaff is poorer (if more stable) than Yuma, given that our intrepid reporter is being escorted by rancher rather than the Flagstaff military (though that could be because the Northern Government is so much bigger and more spread out than Yuma).
 
It lives!

Some good, I'd imagine a ranch in the countryside would be a pretty good place to spend the aftermath of an apocalypse or major disaster. The Flagstaff government seems a little weak- or at least its power fades further from the capital- but the ranchers seem to be doing fine with a little benign neglect. Looking forward to more!

P.S. Is that a new profile pick? I approve.
 
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