- Pronouns
- They/Them
Our F1 bishop and soon the queen are in danger. We must arm the queen with a gun of her own for self defense.
A completely ordinary game of chess
turn 16
- Location
- Florida
am back
[X] Have our Bishops start a theological discussion with the Black Bishops so that they refuse to fight for their King. Tell them that, by ordaining the new Rook-Bishop, the Black King has ignored the Chess Pope's exclusive right to investiture and therefore commited heresy.
Your enemy ordaining their rook without even consulting the Chess Pope surely must have shaken the loyalties. All it takes to cement their mistrust in the black monarchy and turn them to your side is your bishops sending hidden messages through prayerwaves that your side still holds true to the Chess Popes teachings.
Black of course cannot let this treason stand, especially since one of the turned bishops now threatens the queen. A quick royal beheading to the E7 bishop and the C8 bishop quickly falls back in line, lest a similar punishment be meted out to them.
Meanwhile, now that their government is stable in its authoritarinship, the grey side simply move a pawn forward to Y3.
Well the turn didn't go perfectly; with the C8 bishop no longer on your side and the E7 bishop taken, but your enemy is left in a worse position than last turn. In fact, just counting material, you are up 4 points, which is a near insurmountable advantage now that your in the end game and not many pieces are left. What will you do?
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[X] Have our Bishops start a theological discussion with the Black Bishops so that they refuse to fight for their King. Tell them that, by ordaining the new Rook-Bishop, the Black King has ignored the Chess Pope's exclusive right to investiture and therefore commited heresy.
Your enemy ordaining their rook without even consulting the Chess Pope surely must have shaken the loyalties. All it takes to cement their mistrust in the black monarchy and turn them to your side is your bishops sending hidden messages through prayerwaves that your side still holds true to the Chess Popes teachings.
Black of course cannot let this treason stand, especially since one of the turned bishops now threatens the queen. A quick royal beheading to the E7 bishop and the C8 bishop quickly falls back in line, lest a similar punishment be meted out to them.
Meanwhile, now that their government is stable in its authoritarinship, the grey side simply move a pawn forward to Y3.
Well the turn didn't go perfectly; with the C8 bishop no longer on your side and the E7 bishop taken, but your enemy is left in a worse position than last turn. In fact, just counting material, you are up 4 points, which is a near insurmountable advantage now that your in the end game and not many pieces are left. What will you do?
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[X] Combine your Pawn at D3, and your Knight at E2 into the titular and ever faithful GUN KNIGHT!
Third time's the harm.
Third time's the harm.
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- Pronouns
- He/Him
[x] Order the pawn in H2 to scale the ramparts and plant the white flag back on top of the H1 rook
[X] Transform your Bishops into Necromancers. Begin raising captured pieces from the grave
tankdrop24
Tread First into Hell
- Location
- The Center of the Universe: Toronto, Canada
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[x] At H2 have our pawn plant C4 on the Rook-Bishop, while at the same time have our F1 Bishop move H3 to give our Queen a line of attack. When the Rook-Bishop retreats, hopefully it will be close enough to other enemy pieces that the blast from the C4 will take out several at once.
- Location
- Texas
Didn't we just get finished proclaiming our loyalty to the Chess Pope?
Trying to convince the bishops to take up pagan magicks seems hypocritical.
[x] At H2 have our pawn plant C4 on the Rook-Bishop, while at the same time have our F1 Bishop move H3 to give our Queen a line of attack. When the Rook-Bishop retreats, hopefully it will be close enough to other enemy pieces that the blast from the C4 will take out several at once.
Trying to convince the bishops to take up pagan magicks seems hypocritical.
[x] At H2 have our pawn plant C4 on the Rook-Bishop, while at the same time have our F1 Bishop move H3 to give our Queen a line of attack. When the Rook-Bishop retreats, hopefully it will be close enough to other enemy pieces that the blast from the C4 will take out several at once.
I suppose we could rephrase it in some way as the bishops praying for miraculous resurrections to strike down the heretical black kingdom...
[X] Have the A Rook, C Knight, C Bishop, Queen, and fake King Pawn form into Checkmatron.
Solarstream
It's all in the cards
- Location
- Zombie World
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] At H2 have our pawn plant C4 on the Rook-Bishop, while at the same time have our F1 Bishop move H3 to give our Queen a line of attack. When the Rook-Bishop retreats, hopefully it will be close enough to other enemy pieces that the blast from the C4 will take out several at once.
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] Move our imaginary pawn to an imaginary space, namely W4, thereby promoting the pawn to a Queen as it is the end of the Grey column. As the Grey king has no means to move, it is instantly checkmated, eliminating a burgeoning rival and perhaps restoring freedom to the Greys.
DangerKitty
shoddy writter
- Location
- lala land
[X] Order the pawn in H2 to scale the ramparts and plant the white flag back on top of the H1 rook
turn 17
- Location
- Florida
[X] Order the pawn in H2 to scale the ramparts and plant the white flag back on top of the H1 rook
uhh, oops. It seems like in your H2 pawn's attempts to scale the H1 bishop/rook, that by virtue of being on the same square as an enemy piece they've accidentally captured it.
The black side, now aware of the destructive power of your pawns moving backwards, have their remaining bishop attempt use prayerwaves to mind control your D2 "pawn" into taking out your queen. For some reason however, the bishop encounters mental resistance unheard of in pawns and is rebuffed.
Meanwhile the grey side... doesn't seem to have taken their turn?
Your flag plan may not have worked and your king may have a headache for some reason, but at least the threat of the bishop/rook on the back rank is gone. Your material advantage is up to 7 now and you feel entirely unstoppable. What will you do?
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uhh, oops. It seems like in your H2 pawn's attempts to scale the H1 bishop/rook, that by virtue of being on the same square as an enemy piece they've accidentally captured it.
The black side, now aware of the destructive power of your pawns moving backwards, have their remaining bishop attempt use prayerwaves to mind control your D2 "pawn" into taking out your queen. For some reason however, the bishop encounters mental resistance unheard of in pawns and is rebuffed.
Meanwhile the grey side... doesn't seem to have taken their turn?
Your flag plan may not have worked and your king may have a headache for some reason, but at least the threat of the bishop/rook on the back rank is gone. Your material advantage is up to 7 now and you feel entirely unstoppable. What will you do?
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DangerKitty
shoddy writter
- Location
- lala land
[X] move your knight on c3 to d5
Normal chess pog.
Normal chess pog.