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Too many pawns are being lost, so Magachessatron may not be feasible anymore.

[X] Have the H Rook, G Knight, F Bishop, Queen, and fake King Pawn form into Checkmatron.
 
[X] Send the pawn from B2 to B4 with a gift to congratulate the newlyweds, and to start a viral social media campaign about the two finding love and peace across the divide.
 
[X] Send the pawn from B2 to B4 with a gift to congratulate the newlyweds, and to start a viral social media campaign about the two finding love and peace across the divide.
 
[X] Send the pawn from B2 to B4 with a gift to congratulate the newlyweds, and to start a viral social media campaign about the two finding love and peace across the divide.
 
[X] Send the pawn from B2 to B4 with a gift to congratulate the newlyweds, and to start a viral social media campaign about the two finding love and peace across the divide.
 
Nooooo! What are you doing! You aren't supposed to actually buy into the spirit of peace and congratulate the newly weds! Its just a talking point before you do the backstabby stabby! Its all about the war and bloodshed! Why would you actually be peaceful! NOOOOO! \s

edit: Don't let the power of love win! Don't let Peace prevail! Go down the path of treachery and betrayal! ITs the only way to win! \s
 
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[X] Ask the lovers to hold a peace summit. Its time to end this cycle of violence and bloodshed. No more lives need to be spilled! Invite the enemy king to meet at C6 next turn (While you will move to C4 next turn, and won't bring your shotgun), with the now neutral pawns punishing any treachery... Also, give your queen on D5 a tank, while everyone else is distracted by the peace summit proposal.. for reasons.
 
Anon500 said:
Nooooo! What are you doing! You aren't supposed to actually buy into the spirit of peace and congratulate the newly weds! Its just a talking point before you do the backstabby stabby! Its all about the war and bloodshed! Why would you actually be peaceful! NOOOOO! \s

edit: Don't let the power of love win! Don't let Peace prevail! Go down the path of treachery and betrayal! ITs the only way to win! \s
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Haha. True love go brrrrr.

[X] Send the pawn from B2 to B4 with a gift to congratulate the newlyweds, and to start a viral social media campaign about the two finding love and peace across the divide.
 
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    • [X] Send the pawn from B2 to B4 with a gift to congratulate the newlyweds, and to start a viral social media campaign about the two finding love and peace across the divide.

    You send your B file pawn up two spaces to congratulate the happy couple. While there, the pawn sends a tweet commemorating the occasion with #freefromoppression, a hashtag that quickly goes viral all over the chessboard.



    The black pieces, seeing that white has already started taking measures to cast their side in a good light, mimic white's actions. They send forward their A file pawn to congratulate the newlyweds and similarly spread the word about how pawns deserve freedom from the tyranny of monarchy. This message reaches the hearts of both black and white pawns, 6 of which from each side decide to denounce themselves from their respective colors and join the grey side.




    The grey side, after preforming the greatest and only known chess revolution in the history of this game, have decided to expand westward, where their side will live in anarcho-communism, where the only rule is that all pieces are equal.



    Well this is quite the turn of events. Nearly all of your enemies pawns are off the board now, so focus can't be wasted on non-combatants, you must prepare to face your enemy in the endgame. what will you do?

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    • [X] Show pictures to the enemy King implicating the Black Queen having an affair with the remaining Black Knight.

    Schism can come after we've already destabilized the enemy monarchy. Maybe this way we can even invite a full on revolt in black's territory?
     
    [X] Instigate an argument between the black bishops in an attempt to cause a schism in black's church.
     
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    • [X] Show pictures to the enemy King implicating the Black Queen having an affair with the remaining Black Knight.

    Using advanced deep-fake technology, you have managed to doctor a photo to show that your enemies queen was having an affair with their knight. You of course leak this doctored image to the enemy side to cause maximum emotional damage.



    The black king does not take well to this false revelation, castling king-side to move away from his wife.



    Meanwhile the grey side elects to promote a few of their pawns to better handle the duties of a burgeoning nation.



    Your plan has worked, division has been sowed within the enemy ranks! Now to capitalize on it. What will you do?

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    • [X]Have the White King buy flowers, chocolate and jewelry for White Queen, to solidify his relationship and prevent the Black King from trying to undermine our own royal marriage.
     
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