A completely ordinary game of chess

[X] Have the pawn pretending to be king at D3 shotgun the black pawn at D7, seemingly putting itself into check. When the Black Queen goes for the win, she'll be easily captured.
 
[X] move knight from C3 to A4, with a flower of peace, as a gift to grey's newly appointed clergy. Then if the black king dares to snipe, it will be viewed as an insult to Grey, perhaps even seen as an attack on grey.
 
[X] Have the pawn pretending to be king at D3 shotgun the black pawn at D7, seemingly putting itself into check. When the Black Queen goes for the win, she'll be easily captured.
 
[X] Have the pawn pretending to be king at D3 shotgun the black pawn at D7, seemingly putting itself into check. When the Black Queen goes for the win, she'll be easily captured.
 
turn 15
[X] Move the Knight to E2 while upgrading the Rook into an artillery platform capable of indirect fire.

To keep your knight out of the enemies firing line, you have him evacuate to E2, but not before helping turn the H1 rook into a an artillery platform capable of blasting away your enemies pieces without having line of sight.



The black king, seeing the obvious threat that your artillery poses, elects to ordain the A8 rook, granting them the diagonal movement of a bishop at the cost of their orthogonal movement. This new bishop then charges the artillery platform on H1, capturing it before it could launch its first shell.



The grey side announce an addendum to their one rule alongside the promotion of a king and queen. While all pieces are still equal, it has been decided that some pieces are more equal than others. The grey side is now a monarchical dictatorship.



Those bastards, they took your artillery before you could shoot it! If only you could have gotten a shot off you could have ended the war in one turn! No matter, your enemy will still fall. What will you do?

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[X] Combine your Bishop at F1, Pawn at D3, and your Knight at E2 into the titular and ever faithful…CRUSADER: GUN!

I believe in the power of fusion, friendship, faith, and BLASTING THAT HERETICAL ROOK!
 
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[X] Have the c1 bishop dress in black and take the grey pawn, putting the new grey king in check and implicating the black side in attempted regicide.
 
[X] through the power of your kings earthbending, turn your bishop at f1 into a rook and kill their newly annointed bishook at h1
 
[X] Have our Bishops start a theological discussion with the Black Bishops so that they refuse to fight for their King. Tell them that, by ordaining the new Rook-Bishop, the Black King has ignored the Chess Pope's exclusive right to investiture and therefore commited heresy.
 
[X] Through dark magics, give the knight at E2 an extra looong horse, then take the rook-bishop at H1
 
[X] Have our Bishops start a theological discussion with the Black Bishops so that they refuse to fight for their King. Tell them that, by ordaining the new Rook-Bishop, the Black King has ignored the Chess Pope's exclusive right to investiture and therefore commited heresy.
 
[X] Have our Bishops start a theological discussion with the Black Bishops so that they refuse to fight for their King. Tell them that, by ordaining the new Rook-Bishop, the Black King has ignored the Chess Pope's exclusive right to investiture and therefore commited heresy.
 
[X] Have our Bishops start a theological discussion with the Black Bishops so that they refuse to fight for their King. Tell them that, by ordaining the new Rook-Bishop, the Black King has ignored the Chess Pope's exclusive right to investiture and therefore commited heresy.
 
[X] Have our Bishops start a theological discussion with the Black Bishops so that they refuse to fight for their King. Tell them that, by ordaining the new Rook-Bishop, the Black King has ignored the Chess Pope's exclusive right to investiture and therefore commited heresy.
 
[X] Have our Bishops start a theological discussion with the Black Bishops so that they refuse to fight for their King. Tell them that, by ordaining the new Rook-Bishop, the Black King has ignored the Chess Pope's exclusive right to investiture and therefore commited heresy.
 
[X] Have our Bishops start a theological discussion with the Black Bishops so that they refuse to fight for their King. Tell them that, by ordaining the new Rook-Bishop, the Black King has ignored the Chess Pope's exclusive right to investiture and therefore commited heresy.
 
[X] Have our Bishops start a theological discussion with the Black Bishops so that they refuse to fight for their King. Tell them that, by ordaining the new Rook-Bishop, the Black King has ignored the Chess Pope's exclusive right to investiture and therefore commited heresy.
 
You know, I am just a little bit confused. Now that they have our artillery, can't they kill our queen or even our king? Why are none of the plans dealing with our stolen equipment?
 
They destroyed it when they took it. That's how capturing a piece in chess works—you capture something, that means it's out of play. Unless you can promote a pawn to whatever piece you might have lost by getting it across the board, which is how people bring back queens and stuff that have been taken out of play.
 
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