A Certain Mental Isekai (Raildex SI)

Misekais attitude when there are no unethical experiments to stop, summarized:

My name is Shokuhou Misaki. I'm 14 years old. My apartment is in the Tokiwadai section of Academy city, where all the student dorms are, and I do not have a boyfriend. I am a student at Tokiwadai middle school, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I neither smoke nor drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of mental exercises before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
 
"Frenda got almost cut in half"

I didn't notice this the first time I read this fic, but this is really ironic. The legend of Fren/da truly is immortal. Or, well, not immortal…
 
Misekais attitude when there are no unethical experiments to stop, summarized:

My name is Shokuhou Misaki. I'm 14 years old. My apartment is in the Tokiwadai section of Academy city, where all the student dorms are, and I do not have a boyfriend. I am a student at Tokiwadai middle school, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I neither smoke nor drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of mental exercises before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
She's a Killer Queen~
 
"if you say anything about what sort of 'mass' it was, you're going to be serving tiny sandwiches in a frilly skirt for the next week and a half, regardless of how many painkillers you're on right now."
I see that the lessened impulse control from the Grimoire is already affecting MisaSi.
Exactly why she is politely asking you to stop. And that's if she's feeling merciful or in a good mood that day. Otherwise you suddenly feel like black and white is an excellent color combination to wear.
"...That's all part of the agency," muttered Seike- he had a few bandages on, but didn't need any major treatment after his brush with magical backlash. "And they keep our pocket money so we don't spend too much at once. That's gone, too…"
This fucking city.
"I think I'm going to have to… file a few ethical complaints, about this agency of yours,"
Read:Turn it into a maid cafe staffed by the agency's adults.
We need to check our budget and see how much pocket money we'd need to spend on work stuff if we worked for Mental Out, for sure."
This kind of thing shouldn't come out of a kid's mouth.
"Which does mean no murder, if I have to clarify."
Your driving a hard bargain there, Mental Out, that's the kind of demand that causes deals to fall apart.
You should smile more often, I like it when you do that."
But MisaSI's smile last chapter are the kind that make scientists cry in fear! Wait, on second thought, your right, she SHOULD smile more often.
letting my muscles finally loosen
The mask is put back on. The Dark Side prays it stays that way.
I briefly noticed her having a stare-out with one of the other students, who were starting to filter outside at this time of day, but decided not to pay it any mind. Mercenaries were suspicious people, after all.
Sus.
"...I think," said Hokaze, "that I will be needing more than a summary."

I just giggled nervously.
Don't bother running, MisaSI, you'll only be cuddled tired.
 
Mental Isekai SS: A Certain Cerebral Fanatic
Late September, last year

Tokiwadai Middle School was everything I'd dreamed of.

Unlike the myriad of outsiders who clawed and scrambled to merely spend a day within Academy City's gates, I had been born and raised a true native, within this city of the world's desire. My parents had successfully immigrated to the city, having graduated from two of the finest of Academy City's universities, and had seen the value in each other at one of the City's famed medical symposiums. They had watched with awe as the true potential of the human mind had awoken, when the scientific revolution of esper theory was realised. They served with distinction as medical doctors, using or improving on some of the most advanced equipment and knowledge known to man, and they had been eager to bring a child into the world when they realised what possibilities that could be offered.

As I grew and learned under their watchful eyes, they had inspired that same fascination in me. Few children would ever have had the opportunities I did; they educated me, they did not coddle me, and I flourished. The moment I first saw a frog's beating heart, understood the wonders that lay beneath the world my human eyes could see, was a moment that would never leave me.

Perhaps it was inevitable, then, that my powers would allow me to pierce through the barriers of the world both physically and metaphorically. The ability that the Power Curriculum Program revealed within me was the capacity to phase through objects, generating phased arrays that some might call 'portals'. Within those spaces, I could manipulate their properties to exert forces of my choice, as I passed through the altered dimensions. Proteins and carbon compounds inhibited me, unfortunately… though I couldn't say whether that was a biological limit, or simply a subconscious preference for scalpels and forceps when I wanted to look inside something interesting.

I adored my ability, and the institutions that had offered it to me. This city was a monument to human progress, and I revered it. Within the City, then, Tokiwadai Middle School was the place I'd dreamed of attending. I truly believed that it would be best for letting me enact my own will on the world, in the name of contributing to that all-important progress. Now, I was a subject; one day, if I worked hard enough, I'd be someone who'd have subjects of their own. Those with true potential were never at the bottom for long, after all.

I had needed to put everything I had into getting here, obviously. Despite my best efforts at progressing my ability further, I remained a mere Level 3 esper on the Power Curriculum Program; the competition was fierce to get into Tokiwadai even for Level 4s, who would in turn be looking in envy at the ease by which a Level 5 might enter the school. The only one who had ever managed that was an undeserving ditz- known as Shokuhou Misaki, the Doll of Tokiwadai. Perhaps even she may have been rejected, if her standards for herself had not been high enough.

But she was only one of the Level 5s that attended, which meant that the presence of a second Level 5 in the school all the more impressive, and had easily vindicated my schooling choices. The other one, Misaka Mikoto, was perhaps the prototypical fine young lady one would expect in an establishment such as Tokiwadai, a refined individual who distanced herself gracefully from clique politics, instead of using it as an excuse to play house like the other one did. Some called her Tokiwadai's Ace.

Neither of them were truly willing to play for the grand prizes that Tokiwadai Middle School offered, though- neither of them wanted the status that could be offered by those of the highest levels of influence within their school.

There were certain seats or titles, open to those only with the force of personality to grasp them. The Queen of Tokiwadai, the Tokiwadai School President… These were not merely the childish titles that might have been considered a point of pride in other schools. Within such a prestigious institute as this, they held real, valid meaning, both here and in the greater world beyond.

For example, it was said that she who held the status of Queen for a year, and then graduated- 'Queen' being the owner of the largest school faction, an official social club within the Tokiwadai hierarchy- would be granted a seat on the Board of Directors when they left school. There was no direct evidence of this being true. Every woman who'd ever been on the Board of Directors was an old biddy, who'd been born before the school or the Power Curriculum Program even existed. But neither was there any evidence it was false. And at least one of the Board had direct links to the school, so the rumour might have even been planted by her personally- very few Directors had families, and it was inevitable that some of them would want to groom an heir, was it not?

As a meagre Level 3 student of Tokiwadai, the competition for any of those titles would be harsh. Incredibly so. But I was going to make sure that the world remembered my name… If I was to be at all taken seriously by the people around me, then doing my utmost within the halls of Tokiwadai? That would be an excellent start.

And that meant I needed a faction. I was a mere freshman, this year. But next year, there would be a bounty of freshmen to reap for my own purposes, as well as the scraps of the major cliques whose leaders had graduated. There was opportunity here, and I refused to let that opportunity pass me by- one way or another, the name 'Tatsuki Mirei' would be recognised, and I needed to start planning now.

Thus, the two of us sat atop the monkey bars together. Onizuka's legs swang idly, while I kept my own legs still, in a more dignified manner. My ally had a lot to learn about the proper way to act, as usual.

"We both know that I need a plan of action if we want my faction to be successful," I informed her, frowning. "But I'll only have one chance at a first impression. Who among us first years have already made a start on building a faction?"

"There's the doll," said Onizuka softly.

"The doll?" I asked, and laughed. "Hah! You can't be serious," I added, facetiously. "I've never even seen her in a school club, let alone a faction. And it's plain to me that those injuries of hers-" Despite being a Level 5, she'd only gone and gotten herself some rather unfortunate wounds on a notable portion of her lower body, and I estimated it to have been from some excessively hot object landing on her. "-aren't slowing her down any more. She's definitely been running recently, and more than usual, and yet she hasn't even joined the running club. What on Earth could she be making a faction for?"

"One of the upper years is supporting her," said Onizuka. "Hokaze Junko. They knew each other in advance; she's trying to coax Miss Shokuhou into-"

"I know that, idiot," I said, crossing my arms in annoyance. "But what would a Level 5 have to do with some washed-up electromaster? I hear she used to be one of the city's most promising individuals, but she's too busy smiling at people to even make an effort at living up to it; and two other electromasters reached Level 5 while she dawdled! If I were her family, I'd be ashamed of her."

"...Miss Hokaze must have a plan, though," pointed out Onizuka, somewhat conspiratorially.

She was a woman of few words, but I listened to those words more than most. "...You're right," I admitted. "I apologise."

Onizuka was my secretary and confidant. Among the morons I'd been surrounded in for my last school, only she had dared to approach me. She'd profited from the relationship, obviously. While our previous elementary school had been held in some esteem, only those with both exemplary grades and exceptional remarks on their conduct could make it through to a place such as Tokiwadai. She had been the only one among those short-sighted fools who'd seen the potential of her own intellect, and of her regenerative ability, Rewind Burst.

That she had trouble properly holding a conversation was the only thing they cared about; not the immense knowledge of human biology her ability required, and not her willingness to go above and beyond in her role as a subject. When I hadn't rejected her out of hand, deigning to let her sit at my table where all others would deny her, she had similarly observed my keen intellect and my ambition. Where everyone else- her teachers, her peers- weren't willing to allow herself to be pushed, my parents had taught me vision. So when she had requested advice on how to push herself to Level 3, I'd been the only one willing to offer something useable.

My parents had been the only ones who'd been proud of our initiative; when the schoolteachers found the topical anaesthetic I'd obtained and stashed in the science lab, having put sweat and tears into getting a hold of it without my parents' coddling, they'd scorned me. Told me I was 'abusing my friendship'. Hah! In a city like this, where our Level affords us our futures, they were telling me I was the cruel one?! It was plainly obvious to me and my assistant that we'd never make anything of ourselves, that we would be stuck in dollhouse schools that made us feel nothing but pretty, if we bound ourselves up in niceties like that. And I'd do well to make sure I gave Onizuka the respect she deserved, because of that.

"Moving on… Despite Miss Hokaze's… unfortunate eccentricities, her grades are excellent," I observed. "She's not an idiot, as strange as she is. Her behaviour must serve some purpose… but what? Nobody starts a faction just to make friends."

"Miss Hokaze is the fastest student in Tokiwadai, on foot," Onizuka mentioned. "That means she would be recorded in the Daihaseisai. We could learn her strategies?"

"That's… an excellent idea," I agreed. "Well done, Miss Onizuka. I knew you were someone I could rely on. Perhaps we could review it on my home computer…? Come," I said. "Let's go."

She pushed herself off the bars, and I activated my ability; I fell through the bars, as did the purely cotton-based and leather-based clothing I was wearing. She dusted herself off daintily, while I simply stood up from the crouch I'd landed in.

I caught some moronic individuals in the corner of my eye, starting to approach. They weren't familiar to me; I'd have to look them up. "You there," I said, turning towards the frontmost of them. "Do you think you can use these just because we're leaving?"

Onizuka pouted; she thought I was wasting my time by establishing my authority. That was blatantly untrue! Everyone knew that an effective boss was one that would be listened to at all times. My parents had told me as much, and they gushed about the woman who led their research group. Their confidentiality agreements prevented them from learning the name of this incredible woman, but they'd told me about how she removed any individual that doubted her authority, ensuring that the workplace was one-hundred-percent dedicated towards scientific progress. Authority was important.

The interlopers were four boys, probably a year below me, two years for the youngest. They seemed shocked that I was interfering; clearly, nobody had told them the rules around here. "...Yeah!" demanded the one at the front, puffing himself up like a blowfish in an attempt to look intimidating. "And if you try to do anything about it, I'll punch you in the face, you big bully! How do you like that?!"

"Bully? I'm in charge around here," I said, tilting my head upwards righteously. "And that means you have to listen to me... Go ahead, try to hit me- if you dare!"

"I will!" he replied, and looked to his subordinates for morale support. "Come on- Fury Squad, go! Aaaaaaaargh!" And then he and his little prepubescent idiots charged at me.

If I relied on only my ability, they might have even been a little scary.

None of them knew how to fight. The one at the front was pulling his arm backwards like he was pitching a ball, rather than throwing a punch. The three at the back were at least smart enough to fan out, rather than running straight at me and stalling when they realised their leader was in front of us; they could learn that much in tag or play-fighting.

Their leader moved his hand to throw, and a burst of pressurised air whooshed through the space where my head had been. I'd used my power, generating a circular phasing array on the floor below me; thus, I'd fallen, and caused their attack to miss.

I carefully lessened the array near my feet, changing my direction as the solid matter began to push me back out. It sent me rushing back upwards to bring my fist right into his jaw.

Their leader was sent to the ground, and by the feel of the contact he'd bitten his tongue in the process. The boy next to me yelled, and tried to grab me in a bear-hug when my feet touched the ground again. "Pathetic!" I announced, stepping to the side, and using my ability to phase through his cheap plastic shoe as I stomped on his nearest foot- he tripped and fell, starting to cry like the other one after he landed.

The other two weren't willful enough to fight me. "S-she's a really strong esper!" the youngest one said, scared. I laughed.

Then a voice came from behind me. "And what's all this, Miss Tatsuki?" said the voice of my tormentor.

"...Darn," I muttered, and turned around. "...Konori-senpai."

Konori Mii… The bane of my existence. With her visually-focused Clairvoyance ability, combined with significantly greater athleticism and the ability to call in the support of her kohais, she was able to scupper my ability usage even without her status as a Judgment officer. I had tried to evade her once before, and had quickly been caught by that bratty little teleporter that clung to Misaka Mikoto like a limpet. She sighed at me. "I've told you before, you can't pick fights just because you don't want other people to use the monkey bars," she said. "Has nobody ever taught you that 'sharing is caring'?"

I sniffed. "Of course they have," I replied. "But why should I care for morons like these? I'm sure their brains must be at least fifty percent small than that of the average human. Or perhaps they've been swallowed up by the parts of the brains that run their calculations, and they've become too dumb to remember how to use them-?"

"Miss Tatsuki!" she repeated, sternly. "You're going to have to come back to the office with me. Miss Onizuka, you as well."

"...Yes, senpai…" I agreed. One day, I wouldn't be weighed down by such petty concerns. One day…!

__________

I shouldered my schoolbag, and stepped through into the lobby of the apartment complex. The familiar hum of the privacy-ensuring electric field generators greeted me. Onizuka followed a moment behind me, as she often did, access to my family's apartment in the early afternoon (before the dorms curfew came) being a perk of her association with me.

This was the sort of place that people like us, people who contributed to the City's advancement, deserved to live- clean, spacious, with sparkling windows equipped with the latest anti-scratch and anti-grime technology. My head was held high, despite my latest run-in with Miss Konori. While we were supposedly being provocative, instead of defending our rights, she determined that she could not lay her blame entirely on us. So she and I had been let off with another warning, which we would give the same regard as usual, of course.

The elevator arrived smoothly and efficiently, as it always did, and I pressed the buttons by rote. It arrived at our intended floor smoothly and efficiently, too. If I wanted to, I could have used my power to skip up through the stair levels- but unfortunately both Onizuka and my bag's contents were impossible to take with me, so we had to travel the mundane way.

"I'm home!" I announced, as normal, as I slid my keycard through the door. Onizuka did not announce her presence, which was also normal.

Mother was in the kitchen, browsing her laptop. "Ah, welcome home, dear!" she said, smiling. "How's my favourite little scientist and her favourite assistant?"

"Excellent, the both of us," I replied. "I showed a group of younger boys why they shouldn't interfere with us. Unfortunately we had another run-in with that Judgment clairvoyant, but she didn't take too much of our time."

She tutted. "You really should know better than to get caught out like that," she said. "Well done on standing your ground, though, sweetheart."

I squished the seed of guilt that her scolding brought on; it was inefficient. "Thank you, Mother," I replied. "I'll do better next time. May I use the family computer?"

"Your father's in a remote meeting with work," Mother replied. "You'll have to use your tablet. Make sure you don't bother him!"

"Of course, Mother!" I replied. "Come on, Onizuka, let's go."

She nodded, and trailed along behind me. Mother called out after us, "Your dinner's in the fridge!"

"Thank you, Mother!" I called back, and we headed to my room.

When we entered, I opened up my backpack- I'd purchased a new poster on the way back from school, and I needed to find a spot to hang it up. "Would you help me with this, Onizuka?" I asked.

She nodded, with her usual smile.

"Excellent," I replied. The corners would fasten without extraneous adhesives or pins, so it was mostly a matter of making sure that the poster fit into my current collection; one wall was entirely covered in them, on the wall behind my bed's headboard. On the opposite side of the room was my orchid collection, my well-managed plants resting in the sunlight from the afternoon sun as it shone through the window. "Which do you think should be replaced?"

Onizuka looked over the wall thoughtfully. After a moment, she decided, "The pink brain diagram; it's old, and it would clash."

I considered her opinion. It being illustrated, rather than diagrammatical, made it somewhat childish compared to my other posters. "Agreed," I said, and pulled the footstool over to remove the redundant poster. "Hold the other end?"

We took it down and rolled it up carefully, in case I wanted to refer to it. The new poster went up easily in the space that now needed to be filled- a diagram showing the neurons and nervous system of a green tree frog, from one of the latest studies. When we were done, I nodded, satisfied. "Much better," I said. "Thank you. Now… Hokaze Junko, was it?"

As we looked through the available footage of the violet-haired girl, from both the recent Daihaseisai and last year's, I wondered exactly what would be firing if I stuck some electrodes into this girl's skull.

Now that I was paying attention, it was increasingly clear that she didn't have her grades by being a savant. Behind her blissfully-ignorant behaviour, I was starting to get an idea of what sort of person she was; her body language was smooth and purposeful regardless of the situation, or the absurdities that some of the Daihaseisai's competitions- such as the two-person balloon race- required. Her reflexes were uncanny- power-boosted?- and while she often deferred to other minds, she was both tactically-keen and incredibly decisive when she did take the initiative herself.

What I didn't understand was why she deferred so frequently... I'd seen the same behaviour in the doll, now I thought about it. Clearly, their last school had been teaching them the wrong life lessons, given it was well-known that they were senpai and kohai.

But one thing which stuck out was that she excelled when it came to group work. In isolation, she didn't seem to push herself; when others were working in concert with her, though, the potential she seemed to ignore had a chance to shine through. It was the glint of a diamond in the rough, buried purposefully for reasons I just couldn't fathom.

Dinner came and went as I built up my analysis, Onizuka having to remind me when dinnertime came. We ate our reheated curry-and-rice as we reviewed what we'd learned of her, and how it fit into her current behaviour.

"...She's a figurehead," Onizuka said, as I rechecked my notes.

"Pardon?"

"People like Hokaze, but she doesn't lead," Onizuka commented. "And Miss Shokuhou is weird, but her level makes her popular. Hokaze is her senpai, so if Hokaze asks her, she'll do it. That means that Hokaze can build up a team she can work with, like in the festival."

"...She's using the Level 5 to sow the conditions she needs," I followed. "That it's her faction, or Shokuhou's faction, is irrelevant, as long as she..."

I paused.

"...You know, Miss Shokuhou is generally… very accommodating, when you ask things of her," I pointed out. "And while it pains me to admit it, she's superior to me in her neurology grades, at the very least. Perhaps… we could make use of her?"

"She trains people with their powers for free," Onizuka agreed. "But instead of selling it when demand outstripped supply, she restricted it to her clique, unless she asks."

"And the first sessions with her are often the most helpful, from what I hear… If we could provide something similar, using our collective scientific knowledge, but with stronger leadership…" The idea was starting to flower in my mind. "Do you think we could get a headstart in setting up our own faction, if we infiltrated theirs?" Like a parasitoid wasp; something stronger bursting forth from something weak.

"She's a mind-reader," pointed out Onizuka. "What if she says no? Would we look bad?"

I scoffed. "Of course she won't say no!" I replied. "Not for long, anyway- that senpai of hers seems like she'd be very disappointed if anyone were turned away. I expect she'll refuse us, but the moment that friend drags her down…"

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Her faction room was empty; we'd arrived at break time after checking for her in the school yard, and it was common knowledge that the Doll of Tokiwadai often stayed in her clique room during breaks. She stared blankly up at us. "This is the Shokuhou Clique headquarters, yes? Well, Miss Shokuhou- we'd like to join your faction," I said, smiling at her.

Shokuhou Misaki was an odd little girl. As with all the Level 5s save for the Ace, information on her life history was severely restricted, so I couldn't investigate her as much as I'd have liked to. The information on such a successful subject was often proprietary, after all. And however she'd gotten that ridiculous injury, it had left her out of the Daihaseisai- there really wasn't much to go on for our research, but I could make a few assumptions.

First, that she'd be reading my mind, and that she'd refuse us because of it.

Second, that she would-

"Sure," she replied, a tiny smirk on her face.

"...I beg your pardon?" I asked, briefly flummoxed. I could sense Onizuka's similar confusion behind me.

The Doll of Tokiwadai stared back at us. I hadn't spoken to her like this before; my only interactions with her had been frustratedly glaring at the back of her head whenever she proved her superior grade in my favoured subject. But while I'd expected her to be the quiet little girl everyone knew her as… There was something slightly more intense than I'd expected, beneath those doll-like lashes of hers. "Sure," she repeated placidly. "You can join."

…Was she messing with me? What sort of air-headed moron would-?

Her lips twitched as the thought went through my head- they twitched again when my eyes narrowed. She was definitely responding to my thoughts, though how much detail she had was impossible to tell. "How long are you expecting to stay for? You seem like the type that would rather have their own faction," she said. I blinked at her. "It's just a social club," she said. "You don't have to stay forever, you know."

Was this…? What sort of plan was this supposed to be? I sniffed. "Perhaps I'll need to teach you some self-respect while I stay," I declared. "It's no wonder they call this place the Dollhouse!"

She let out a noise that was half-giggle, half-huff. "Ah, I don't really mind," said Shokuhou, not quite smiling, as she spoke in that high-pitched, somewhat melodic voice of hers. "I'm not really aiming for anything big with this, y'know? If I really wanted a big clique, I would've waited until next year; I would have made a much better impression with a proper advertising campaign."

"Oh, Lady Shokuhou," I said sarcastically; she made that huffing noise again. She was known to get annoyed when treated too formally, but this time she seemed to find it funny for some reason. "Are you offering us lowly low-level peasants some charitable advice?"

That twitch of her lips became a slight smirk; I could detect just a hint of amusement behind the odd star-like structures on her cornea. Would they still be visible if I dissected those eyes of hers, I wondered…? "Advice is free," she commented. "It doesn't cost me anything. If my luck's good, I even profit from it!" She tucked her legs underneath her chair as she leaned back pleasedly, her feet skimming the floor. "Would you like to take a seat? I'm sure we can come to an arrangement."

…So she was just a naive idiot that thought she could break my convictions… She and that Hokaze girl were exactly as unproductive when it came to their social relationships. Suddenly things made sense again. "I'd be happy to," I replied, grinning pleasedly. After all, I'd be the only one benefitting, in the end- that was just what happened when the smart went against the dull.

That smirk of hers got ever-so-slightly wider. She thought she was smart, did she…? I'd show her. "I'm sure you've done your research, so you understand what you're getting out of joining a faction," she said. "Hokaze- you know who Miss Hokaze is, of course?- prepared some convenient leaflets… She really does like leaflets… but I don't think you'll find what you're looking for there."

"Of course not," I replied. "I'm nothing like her."

"That's what I was thinking, indeed," she replied, with that overly-placid expression back on her face again. "So I guess we'll just have to talk it out. If you're joining one of the smaller factions like mine, you're looking for a bigger control of the budget than you'd get in a larger clique, I'd guess?"

"Honestly, I expect you're going to spend it on tea and cakes for this break room of yours," I said with a smirk. Their room was rather small- compared to the grand forty-person rooms that other factions had, the Shokuhou Clique made its home in a hovel, or perhaps a closet. There wasn't room for more than a single table and some drawers by the sides. "What sort of funding are you getting if this room is the best you can do?"

She shrugged, her scruffy ponytail bouncing on her shoulders. "Do we really need more room than this?" she asked. "It's only really me and Hokaze's friends… We only get people by word of mouth, after all, and we haven't got a reputation for anything yet."

"Hmph! If we're really doing this 'trading advice' thing? It's not about how much space you need," I stated, "it's about presentation."

"So… we're a clique," she said, the rhythm of the sentence slightly off as she said it, "but not a super one…?"

…What did that even mean? "I… suppose you could say that, yes," I told her. "You won't get any additional members if this is all you can offer."

Her lips twitched. "I've already had at least two people ask to join," she said neutrally. It was technically even true, if you completely ignored all the facts that every single person in this room already knew.

"And you won't get any more if you don't have more to offer than this!" I told her bluntly.

Onizuka backed me up. "It's not much," she said.

Shokuhou Misaki nodded. "True," I said, "but I don't really like unnecessary pomp. So if you'd like to join, I'd have to offer something more practical. Actually…" she said. "If you make sure to follow ethical guidelines, perhaps I can get you some research experience?"

"Ethical guidelines?" I asked incredulously. Did she know nothing about how research was supposed to work in the City? Stripping away useless red tape was the whole reason the city had been founded! "Where have those ever gotten scientific progress? Or is this just some way to say you want us to be all buddy-buddy if we're using your money?"

She paused, and met my eyes- and for a brief moment her gaze was not only focused, but… piercing. Then the moment passed, and she was wearing that neutral little smile again. "No, I don't expect that we'll be making friends any time soon," she said, in her standard, politely-friendly, annoyingly-placid tone of voice. "Don't worry about your relationships with the rest of the clique; I'm aware you're looking for something more utilitarian."

Had I touched a nerve? Did the Doll of Tokiwadai even have nerves? It was probably the fact I'd mentioned 'money', now I thought about it; she had a reputation for being ridiculously thrifty for a girl of her station. That made sense. Either way, she didn't really seem to care, giving me no indication that she'd given it any further thought.

"I'm just of the opinion that the science is better, that way," she said. "It's easier to reproduce experiments with a consistent set of conditions, for one; it helps cut back any arrogance that might lead to experimental deviations or number-fudging, for another. I believe in science that's done repeatably and reliably; it's not very scientific to do otherwise, after all."

I narrowed my eyes at her. "You're underselling the importance that great individuals have towards scientific progress," I informed her. "Would Marie Curie have made such great contributions to the study of radioactivity if she'd been more careful? Would a team of lesser minds have been able to match the genius of Archimedes, and save his city as the Archimedes Steam Cannon did? Would not the world have known more if Darwin published his books in spite of all resistance, as Galileo did?"

"I could argue against all of those," said Shokuhou, shrugging again, knitting her fingers together in her palms. Her voice was still neutral, perhaps even bored. "I'll start collecting some papers on the matter to send you, instead; there's no use in following rules that nobody's bothered to explain." She had a few brain cells rattling around, at least, unlike the other idiots who'd tried to confine me. "But that's what I can offer- you get more money and opportunities than you would otherwise, even if you can't do anything you want, right? If you want to advertise yourself as a science clique, it'll look good if you have some semi-formal experience first."

She really must have been desperate for members if she'd try to make such a soft sell. I snorted; I could tolerate one more idiot telling me what to do if it got me one step closer to carving my name on the world. "I think I'll accept your gracious offer," I said. "Why, thank you, Lady Shokuhou- while you should probably save yourself the time and energy on such useless papers, I appreciate the scientific spirit of it."

Shokuhou Misaki smiled at me. "I insist- I like having an opportunity to ramble about such things," she replied. "Who knows... Maybe you'll even stick around."

I snorted. If she thought I'd be here in the next month, let alone in the next semester… Aah, she and that Hokaze girl were going to be eaten alive in the real world, weren't they? I smiled back. "I doubt it," I said, and that was the truth.

She made that huffing half-giggle again. "Ah... you're probably right," she said. "If you do split back off once you've finished your trial run with us, I'm certainly not going to lose any sleep over it- but it's not like I'll lose anything by making the attempt, y'know?"

I rolled my eyes, and said, "If you say so, Lady Shokuhou." I extended a hand for her to shake. "We're agreed on the terms, then?"

Her dainty little hand took mine, and she met my eyes. "Indeed," she replied. We shook on it.

I couldn't help but feel I was getting the better deal out of this.
 
She is not suspicious that she feels that way?
Remember that the first-year Tatsuki is a bratty, spoilt and overconfident twelve-year old who also overestimates her intelligence and maturity and underestimates her opponent's. She doesn't know that Dollsaki's placidity is... well, not necessarily a mask, but rather... let's call it a "mode". She probably hasn't seen MisaSI when she's agitated or angry or confused or in, and she definitely hasn't seen her in her Mental Out mode.

She's about to awaken Misaki's inner gremlin, though.
 
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Shokuhou Misaki nodded. "True," I said, "but I don't really like unnecessary pomp. So if you'd like to join, I'd have to offer something more practical. Actually…" she said. "If you make sure to follow ethical guidelines, perhaps I can get you some research experience?"

"Ethical guidelines?" I asked incredulously. Did she know nothing about how research was supposed to work in the City? Stripping away useless red tape was the whole reason the city had been founded! "Where have those ever gotten scientific progress? Or is this just some way to say you want us to be all buddy-buddy if we're using your money?"

She paused, and met my eyes- and for a brief moment her gaze was not only focused, but… piercing. Then the moment passed, and she was wearing that neutral little smile again. "No, I don't expect that we'll be making friends any time soon," she said, in her standard, politely-friendly, annoyingly-placid tone of voice. "Don't worry about your relationships with the rest of the clique; I'm aware you're looking for something more utilitarian."

Had I touched a nerve? Did the Doll of Tokiwadai even have nerves? It was probably the fact I'd mentioned 'money', now I thought about it; she had a reputation for being ridiculously thrifty for a girl of her station. That made sense. Either way, she didn't really seem to care, giving me no indication that she'd given it any further thought.

Yes Tatsuki, you touched a nerve. Saying that to the escaped lab rat, your lucky she didn't rewrite you then and there.

First year Tatsuki Mirei was a dumbass gremlin (affectionate).
 
Mental Isekai SS: A Certain Cerebral Fanatic, Chapter 2
Before me sat the leadership of the Shokuhou Clique, such as it was; Hokaze Junko of the Rampage Dress, and Shokuhou Misaki, the Doll of Tokiwadai. "We're requesting a reevaluation on ethical grounds," said Shokuhou Misaki.

I slammed my hand down on the table theatrically. "This is ridiculous!" I announced, to the girly little tribunal they'd set up in their too-small council room.

Hokaze made a pathetic little 'eep!' as my hand impacted the table, cringing. The doll didn't react, beyond raising a single eyebrow, her slight frame looking even smaller than normal in the comically-cushioned chair she was sitting in. Had she badly-applied my 'presentation' advice for the sake of the meeting?

"Miss Onizuka has a right to be able to develop her powers further, one that goes unsatisfied so long as you deny experiments like this!" I pressed. I gestured at her; she sat beside me, quiet, but alert and attentive in her seat. "She. Is. A. Regenerator! Bodily harm in the course of experiments is not only required, but mandatory! Despite our old school's best efforts, we went as far as we could go with topical anaesthetics- this is the next stage in our natural development, and you are clearly keeping us from reaching it!"

"W-well, it's not very good for a friend to encourage that sort of harm…" tried Hokaze, her higher year doing precisely nothing to assert her authority over us.

"Stagnation is just as harmful to the motivated as pain is to the weak," I countered. Her accusations of such unprofessional things as 'friendship' were something I would deign to ignore for now. "If you're prohibiting this, you're prohibiting Miss Onizuka from making a considered and rational decision, one that she has proactively requested!" Did I expect to win? Perhaps. "This is not right!" I insisted. This was a test- their compassion and their lacking wills made them both weak, but which one of those factors would win out when I pushed, and which of them would be better to exploit?

As I was considering such factors, the doll irritatedly glanced to the side, eyes half-lidded, before she resumed her usual placid eye contact. She was reading my mind again, clearly. Perhaps she was regretting her choices in letting us join! It served her right for being so trusting.

Hokaze was still leading the conversation, nevertheless. "Ah! That's not what we mean!" she denied quickly, shaking her hands frantically in a placating gesture. "We know you just want to help your friend-" Pah! "-but is this really the right way to be going about it…?"

"It's the only way," interjected Onizuka, with much more confidence than she was usually able to muster.

I leaned forwards over the table, towards the real leader of their clique. "So what will it be, Miss Hokaze?" I pressed. She was practically sweating from the pressure I was putting on her- this would be easy!

There was a hum to the side of me. "Mh. It's an impractical plan with far too many points of failure," said the girl to the side of us flatly.

Hokaze looked to the side with a slightly appalled look and a placating smile. "Miss Shokuhou," she said. "I, umm, that's not very diplomatic-"

"No," I said, waving her off. "Go on, O mighty Lady Shokuhou."

"Of course," she said with a polite half-smile, leaning back in her chair, resting her hands on the table like she was a cat. "The experimental procedure is unspecific, not quantified, doesn't take potential failure states into account, and is minimally transferable. We'd be happy to allow your experiments once those are addressed."

"...While it could have been phrased more diplomatically," said Hokaze, tacking on a sheepish little contribution that did little to bring me confidence in her leadership, "that's right! We can come to something we're all happy with, I'm sure!"

"Hah! You're going to totally neuter it, aren't you?" I surmised, and told them with one hand, 'bring it on'. "Go on. Show me what you think a scientific experiment should look like."

The violette looked towards the blonde, acknowledging that she hadn't been the one to make the point. "Miss Shokuhou?" she questioned, not uncertainly.

"Of course. Let's get to the obvious," said the doll, pulling a pen from the pocket of her baggy little jumper. "The general procedure of your experiment is to make an incision with a scalpel in a location without major blood vessels, and then to heal it. Yes?"

I sniffed. "Oversimplified, but yes," I responded.

She made a little open-handed gesture at me, like she was speaking at a podium, rather than in her meagre little club room. "The intent of the experiment is to ensure that damage can be repaired regardless of location and pain inflicted, with the stated goal of building the individual's resilience both physically and psychologically in the use of their power," she inferred.

I nodded again, boredly. "As I said," I informed her. An incision hurt, so you'd have to work through the pain as well as the regeneration process, for more effective practise. It fulfilled multiple developmental goals at once, and could be consistently repeated on a regenerator. It was simultaneously efficient and wilful- the hallmarks of effective science.

She nodded to herself, and hummed. "Perhaps you've built up to this intensity, but our improvised review board certainly hasn't... If you'd like it to pass ethical review, I'd strongly recommend breaking down these goals into separate experiments," she told me. I sighed- she was missing the point of why I'd insisted on it, wasn't she?

"Oh! You could eat chilli peppers," Hokaze interrupted eagerly. "That would break your concentration, wouldn't it?"

"Eating chilli peppers?" I repeated, and rolled my eyes. "That's hardly exciting. Or professional!"

"You're not filing an experiment with us to be exciting, even if that would be ideal. I'll take the professional comment, though," said Shokuhou. "Appearances are important, you've told me. I'd suggest chemical capsaicin rather than whole chillis, then; it can be applied topically, and can be measured precisely. That would provide one type of disruption. From there, you could test other combinations. In lower concentrations menthol and capsaicin provide pain relief, but perhaps a tested formula would give a sensation that's psychologically distracting, physically harmless, and more likely to acquire additional volunteers than you'd get from the 'stab them' version?"

"I'm not seeking additional volunteers," I said with a frown. "Why would I? I hardly care if someone else is getting to the top."

"But you care about yourselves getting to the top, and practice makes perfect, does it not?" Shokuhou retorted, returning to that knitted-hand posture.

"Yes! That's right!" added Hokaze, beaming stupidly with her hands clapped together, as she oh-so-often did. "I find it always helps to have study buddies… The nicer you are, the bigger and better your study sessions will be! And measuring things properly will help other people repeat your results, which is very important scientifically, isn't it?"

I moved to speak, but I was rudely interrupted before I could. "Miss Tatsuki. We're not saying that tissue damage is something you'll never be permitted to do with our clique, but it's bad practice to bring physical harm into anything but where it's strictly necessary to continue," the doll said placidly. "And bad optics, too. We don't want people running around with us, jumping to bodily harm as the first and best idea for any sort of improvement."

My gaze had narrowed into a glare as she spoke at me. "Not to say that we have any problems with you both as a part of Miss Shokuhou's clique!" added Hokaze hastily; an edge of smoothness in her voice suggested to me that she didn't entirely speak the truth; maybe even she could regret our alliance of convenience? "But you really will benefit a lot more if you can practise with more people than just Miss Onizuka. It's proven!"

"Your writeup on Onizuka's powers do suggest she can regenerate living tissues without long-term harm, but I see multiple avenues for expanding on her abilities in ways where regeneration can be measured much more consistently than incisions," continued Shokuhou, nodding along in response to her senpai's words, as she checked through some of the writeup I'd produced. "Both hair and blood can be regenerated… For basic run-throughs, severing or removing a given mass of hair would be a fairly harmless manner of activating your power. Removing a safe volume of blood would be useful in more advanced tests, due to being a common procedure that has safety standards and risk assessments already created, and adds an element of realism to regenerating an 'injury'."

"And other tissue types?" I pressed. "It certainly won't be able to test if she can regenerate a tendon, or other important tissue! We might get further with this happy little plan of yours than the things we've been suggested before, but reaching her full potential?" I scoffed. "You're both delusional if you think that!"

"Once you're trusted enough to follow the rules," she said slowly, "and once we have risk assessments, liability forms, and other assurances that nobody can do it just because they like stabbing things-" I bristled indignantly. "-then I'm sure we can accommodate you. You are right that you can't practise regenerating things unless they've been damaged," Shokuhou oh-so-generously deigned to admit, "but it's going to be done correctly, ethically, accounting for the possibility of failure, and without going beyond the precise boundaries to fill its single function. That's the way it should be."

"And if I do it anyway?" I argued. "Miss Hokaze hasn't exactly been very convincing in her approach, and neither of you have shown any real capacity to prevent us from doing as we wish. You'd have more control if you agreed to our terms."

The doll frowned, visibly stopping to think. "Hmm," she said.

Her senpai continued. "Well, misbehaving in such a manner in a situation of trust wouldn't be very good for your reputation…" Hokaze suggested feebly.

"On the contrary," I said to her, grinning, and seeing that my victory was near. "It would prove I'm decisive and influential, would it not?"

There was the barest hint of a sigh from Shokuhou while I was speaking; I barely picked up on it. When I looked towards her, she had a small, polite smile on her face, like she was one of the rejects who had to work in retail. "We'd have to evict you from the clique if you broke rules that were so important to us," she said- almost apologetically. "You'd lose access to the resources you'd be getting from us! While I can't say whether or not it would be best to leave our clique, you'd be missing out on the trial run, and access to clique resources for as long as you don't have one yourself."

"And you believe you can evict us," I challenged, leaning forwards.

"Yes," she responded, her expression and posture not changing an inch in response to me, save for tilting her head up to keep that idle expression facing me.

I waited, then frowned when it became clear she wasn't going to say anything further. "Prove it," I said.

"Oh?" she said, tilting her head, and leaning sedately back into her chair. "How would you like us to?" she asked pleasantly, like she couldn't read my thoughts.

I leaned closer; she still didn't move, but I held my nerve, despite the fact we looked ridiculous with our noses almost touching. "Don't play coy, Lady Shokuhou. You know how," I dared her.

There was a cough. "Umm- as much as a spar might be fun, this isn't the time or place!" Hokaze interrupted urgently, trying to maintain a modicum of authority over the three of us. She beamed again. "Couldn't we agree on something more suited to the space?"

I smirked. "Who said anything about merely sparring?" I said.

Shokuhou made that half-giggle, half-huff noise. "Let's exclude proper fights as well, shall we?" she said, and I rolled my eyes once more. Cowards and boors, the both of them. She made the noise again as I thought it- clearly she thought I was overreacting. "How about… if I can get your glasses, I win the argument?" presented Shokuhou.

"Hah! You still stand no chance," I responded, standing up fully as I did, "but I'll accept your petty wager. And, let's say, if I can get Miss Hokaze's headband, then-"

A weight fell off my head. Onizuka gasped. When I opened my eyes, I found that I couldn't see the edges of the frames of my glasses.

"...Eh?" Bewildered, I raised my hands up to my temples, and felt nothing- a hand in front of my face was blurred, as pitifully effective an image resolution as my malformed eyes could manage at that close a range. I looked down, the extra distance clearing my vision somewhat.

The doll was smiling with both her face and her eyes- a smug little look, as she leaned over the table with one arm outstretched, and the other stabilising her on the table, given she wasn't quite seated any more.

The outstretched hand held my glasses in her palm. I picked them out of her hand, almost automatically.

"How did you do that?" I asked, my thoughts completely diverted to this new data point. "...Did you mind control me into forgetting how you got those?"

"No," she said as I picked them out of her hand and moved to put them back on, "and Miss Onizuka can confirm that with her perspective. Not that I can't..." I abruptly found my hand reaching back out and letting go, entirely of its own accord, with her other hand waiting idly below to catch the glasses again. The little...! "But I didn't," she insisted.

"Then how did you do it?" I demanded, realising that she'd made an absolute buffoon of me- and my blood boiled when her smile became more honest again. "You just can't do that! It's impossible!"

"Why not?" she asked me, knitting her hands together again, as if she didn't understand perfectly well what the problem was. "I might not be a show-off, but you know full well that my telepathy grades are good enough to-"

"That's not what I mean!" I snapped. Hokaze was raising a questioning little finger in the background as she looked back and forth between us, trying to figure out what to do, as uselessly as she'd been the whole of the debate. "I mean- I should have dropped through the floor! I can't phase one thing at a time! How did only my glasses phase?!"

She beamed at me, like she hadn't just dropped a landmine on my lap. "Well, the maths is a bit complicated to describe or write out, but my next free esper revision session slot is in two weeks!" she said with a cheery little smile- the smile on her face was false, but the one in her eyes wasn't. "But I can sign you up right now, and it's enough time that we should have a space and a procedure to do the revised experiments before then, right, Hokaze?"

"Of course!" said her upperclassman, jumping on the suggestion like a dog on a bone as she met my irate gaze. She smiled at me. "We can all help each other if we work together, can't we?"

I realised what they'd done. If I wanted to know the answer... I'd have to do as they said. And I'd have to remain in their clique for two long, long weeks, plastering their rules onto whatever I did just so they wouldn't revoke their absurd little offer. And what they'd just dangled in front of me- I'd been trying it for so long, but... with no success. If there was even a chance that they had an answer, it was a chance I couldn't afford to miss.

…The two friendship-loving morons had, incredibly, just played me like a fiddle. Like I was a puppet on strings.

"Ugh," I spat, and stood up straight. Onizuka stood up beside me, giving me a look- I knew full well she'd seen how weak and uncontrolled I'd made myself look, and I felt ill. I needed to say something- I moved to adjust my glasses, then realised I wasn't wearing them. I quickly snatched them back from the Doll's hands and slipped them on, face flushing. "I… suppose your terms are acceptable!" I announced. "But this isn't the last debate we'll be having!"

"Ah, that's fair. I look forwards to the next one, then," said Shokuhou, with a polite smile. I gritted my teeth.

There was no such thing as getting out of that room fast enough.

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She had the audacity to summon me, as well as Onizuka, when the laboratory was finally ready.

The Shokuhou Clique had been granted permission to reserve the use of rooms within one of the city's many minor commercial labs. It was hardly specialised, but when I'd prompted her, she'd pointed out that we hadn't shown any particular desire to work with any particular specialisation, had we? And the fact it was a commercial lab simply meant that its privacy protection was top of the line, confirmed by the attentions of herself and other clique members to identify any potential leaks.

"Tatsuki, Onizuka," she said as we approached, having been waiting outside before we got there. "Good to see you."

"Same," I lied sourly. Onizuka nodded. "Shall we get a move on?"

"Of course," she agreed, acknowledging us both with a bob of her head. "We have someone from management waiting to show us around."

The doors of the building opened smoothly and automatically, welcoming us into the foyer. An individual in a labcoat seemed to have been having a discussion with a lesser member of staff, but as we entered his attention switched completely. "We can discuss it later," I heard him say, dismissing his compatriot with a wave.

"But-" the compatriot started.

"Later," he said, more firmly, and turned his back on the other man to approach us.

Shokuhou waved. "Doctor Kanei," she said lightly. "It's a pleasure. Thank you for being so accommodating with your facility."

The man's eyes didn't even pass over me or Onizuka as he regarded her; I felt my eye twitch in indignation. "Ah, yes, well… I'm glad we could be of service, Miss Mental Out," he said to her. She didn't visibly react. Had this man forgotten her name? Hah, how worthless. "We've had some turnover in our heads of staff lately, as I'm sure you're aware, so we might not be functioning at full capacity…"

She waved him off. "Don't worry about it, your facilities are much better than a lot of alternatives I looked at," she responded. "You've updated your workplace standards significantly, I hear? I'm sure you have a prosperous career ahead of you!"

He paused. Then he responded, "...Thank you for your kind words, Miss Mental Out. I'm sure we'll manage." I rolled my eyes; what would workplace standards help with? A bit more ambition would do this man good. "I'll show you to the labs you've booked."

I let the two of them walk ahead of us, I needed to let my frustrations be known. "Did you see how he just ignored us?" I muttered, quiet enough that neither Doctor Kanei nor the doll would hear us… even if the latter might be listening in regardless.

Onizuka nodded in agreement, pouting slightly.

"How rude!" I commiserated. "And in favour of her? This is why we need to work on a reputation before we found our own faction…"

She nodded again to me in response. Conversation over, we returned our attention to where we were going.

We hung up our blazers on the assigned pegs and replaced them with labcoats, in accordance with the lab rules. The doll did so as well. "Miss Tatsuki and Miss Onizuka have read up on the lab's safety procedures, so they should be perfectly capable," said Shokuhou to Doctor Kanei. "I won't be staying too long- will there be any problems with that?"

"Not at all," he replied, looking back at her as we stepped inside. "I'm… sure your girls will prove quite adept."

Doubt us, did he? Bah. We'd show him.

We were given a tour of the room's facilities; they were all very mundane, though Onizuka- who hadn't been shown around such a workplace before- was slightly more impressed. Doctor Kanei appeared eager to get back to his work, and left the moment he could; Shokuhou lingered slightly longer. "If you have any other ideas for what you could do with these facilities- or with facilities you don't have at the moment- let me know and I'll see what we can do," she told us. "I look forwards to your progress."

I rolled my eyes. "As do I," I drawled.

She smiled blankly. "Be sure to record everything," she insisted, as she'd already done in our discussions of the experimental setup. "Replicability is…"

"-very important, yes, yes," I interjected. "Are you going to harass us any longer, or can we get to our work?"

She giggled- a slightly more full sound than her usual variant. "I'll leave you two to it," she said. "Don't expect me to show up too often, the place is too clinical for my liking, but if you need anyone convinced or double-checked or anything, I'm sure I can lend a hand."

"What, do you think the janitors are going to steal our secrets?" I sarcastically asked. "Or maybe the other labs want to steal our precious esper organs?"

"Or maybe they're working on hypnotic chemicals and putting them in the snack machine," she deadpanned. Shokuhou shrugged overdramatically. "Who knows what they could be up to, eh? I'll take my leave, then," she finished, speaking seriously again. "Have a pleasant day, Miss Tatsuki, Miss Onizuka."

"Yes, yes," I said, waving her off as she dismissed herself, and getting straight to work on identifying the chemicals I needed as she slipped out of the room.

Onizuka waited patiently for the inevitable as she retrieved the test tubes and the goggles.

"...Who does she think she is?!" I exploded, putting down the beaker of capsaicin I'd been relocating to throw my hands in the air. "That idiotic little doll- she thinks she can humiliate me?!"

"It seems so," Onizuka said, slipping into my personal space to push the goggles over my glasses.

"Completely correct! And it infuriates me!" I complained to her, throwing out my arms to express my absolute indignation. "Oh, she plays nice, but the moment I think I'm going to prove something she just… just… invents some platitude! Ugh! It's driving me mad, waiting to find out, and we just, we just…"

I thrust out my hands at the capsaicin. "We've been waiting to do this experiment for ages, and she's even holding out on us for that, too!" I said scornfully. "And she doesn't even use reasons I can just ignore out of hand! It's not 'oh, scalpels are mean'; it's 'Tatsuki, might your leader want to be able to replicate this?' or 'Tatsuki, don't you need failsafes for that so I don't get sued?' or 'Tatsuki, wouldn't this be more effective if you could use it for more than a sample size of one?'. She's trying to make me sound like some unhinged mad scientist, instead of a competent individual trying to explore the frontiers of human knowledge! Aargh!" I restrained myself from tugging at my hair in rage.

Onizuka nodded. "And the doctor," she prompted.

"Yes! That 'Doctor Kanei'! He's a terrible scientist!" I accused. "Of course Shokuhou would choose a place that fills in her happy little science fantasies! I've heard about this place from my mother, you know- she says they've gotten so… So mundane! She can't tell me what they used to be working on, but it's like all the adventure has left them since this dunce got put in charge! And did you see how he ignored us in favour of the doll?!"

Onizuka nodded.

"It's that stupid Level 5 privilege! The little ditz waltzes into Tokiwadai, waltzes into labs- is she even any stronger than a Level 4?!" I said. "I've never even seen her try to do anything with her power other than mind-reading and aptitude tests, not until she stole my glasses. She must've had to set it up before I'd even finished challenging her!" I inferred frustratedly. "She doesn't even use a mnemonic like her counterpart in the upper year; everyone knows that without that, mind-controllers are far too slow to be effective! If she'd given me an honest fight, I would have trounced her completely, would I not?!"

"Could you spar?" Onizuka suggested. "With Miss Hokaze? Miss Shokuhou could set up in advance. Miss Hokaze couldn't."

I paused, to consider my aide's idea.

Then I grinned. "Brilliant idea, Miss Onizuka!" I shouted. "I'd definitely win in a real fight, but Shokuhou can take advantage of any pre-agreed fights, and we're playing nice until we have what we want… Showing off Hokaze's weakness of character in a clash between us would go a long way towards proving that we could defeat Shokuhou if we wanted to, could we not?" I smacked a fist into my palm. "That'll get her to think twice about confining us! A girl who spends oh-so-long on such a ridiculous hairstyle surely can't function in a serious spar."

Onizuka nodded. We both had our vanity, but Hokaze's hair was a stunning display of skewed priorities. How long did it even take her to manage something like that? It was absurd!

"Yes, that should work," I reconfirmed. "...Ugh! We would never have been in this situation if she just communicated properly," I complained. "She never gave even the slightest hint she had any real competence as a mind-controller, did she? She's clearly got more strength than her cuddly behaviour implies! Completely unacceptable behaviour! It's disrespectful! It makes her foes look… look feeble!" I harrumphed angrily. "Before we leave, I'm going to break her out of such terrible habits. And that's a promise! Why does she even do it, anyway?"

Onizuka shrugged. "You could ask her?" she suggested.

"That's stupid," I replied, shaking my head. "No, we'll just have to figure it out ourselves!" After a moment, I recalled, "Didn't she send us those stupid philosophy and ethics papers with the useful things? Perhaps they'd be a useful entry point into exactly what's rattling up in that thick skull of hers…"

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My pen glided smoothly across the paper as I wrote out my answers. As much as regaining the upper hand on the doll was important, I had homework to do… Besides, Father was still working, and Mother had requested the tablet so she could talk to her coworkers about something or other. I could access those supposedly-scientific papers later.

I pushed my glasses up my nose; they were starting to slip again from the angle. Laser-eye surgery would be easy enough, and it would synergise with my power, but Father said that glasses were a mark of my individuality. It was a burden that would make me more memorable, increase my career prospects- though at times like these, I had to remind myself that there was a reason for it.

With a groan I leant back. The questions weren't particularly hard, and my history grades were certainly one I could beat that blonde ditz in, but I was having trouble focusing on it today. I checked the time… Ah. "No wonder," I muttered. I'd forgotten to eat, and I'd have to leave my home for the mandatory dorm curfew soon enough.

I wandered past the living room, where Mother was still using the tablet, with some TV program on in the background, towards the kitchen. There was a portion of fried rice and chicken in the fridge; I retrieved it, and heated it up in the microwave.

My foot tapped impatiently as the seconds ticked down.

By the time I'd finished eating my dinner, it was almost time to return to the dorms. I was checking through to make sure everything was back in my schoolbag when Mother walked in- I turned towards her. "Mother," I greeted.

"Mirei," she responded, and kissed me on the forehead. She placed the tablet back on my desk. "You can use it until you're returning to the dorms for the evening. I'm not sure why they make you travel- such an inefficient policy…"

"I'm already about to leave, Mother," I said politely, suppressing the twinge of irritation at the missed opportunity to use the internet this evening.

"Oh? Well I'll see you tomorrow then, sweetheart," she said, smiling. Then her smile dropped. "Though… philosophy, Mirei? Really?"

I stiffened- I hadn't had the chance to wipe my browsing history! "It's for research," I explained quickly, before she could say anything further. "Another student has resources I'd like to access, and she's known to think highly of such materials. I'm building a psychological profile of her."

She tutted. "I know you have books on cold-reading that you could be using," she reminded me. "Did the Onizuka girl put you up to this? You shouldn't listen if the ideas aren't good."

I tried not to be indignant. "While it's a useful skill, it's one that I'm still working on," I refuted. "I'm not sufficiently skilled to determine long-term plans from observation alone… especially with such odd girls," I added, under my breath. "It's information I can link to their plans directly, Mother. I must insist that it's not a waste of my time."

She sighed. "Well, if you insist, darling, I'll listen for now," she told me. "But don't take that drivel to heart, Mirei. I read some of it, and if this target of yours truly believes all of this, you might not need such intensive research in the first place…"

"That was my first impression," I admitted, "but she's a harder target than I anticipated. More intensive research is quite necessary, Mother, I can assure you. She's shown her hand to some degree, and while the rewards are very promising, she's devious enough to have gotten the upper hand for now despite her…" I gestured vaguely. "Squishiness."

Mother laughed. "Squishiness?" she asked. "My, what sort of girl are you chasing after?"

I hesitated. I remembered the disdain I'd shown towards Onizuka's idea, before she'd explained her suggestion… "Just some overly friendly upperclassman and her kohai," I deflected. "I'm investigating her clique's methods, and attempting to subvert her resources, for when I start my own next year. I'm certain it's paying off already, but… that kohai of hers is quite grating, Mother," I said. "I'd like to make sure she knows who's in charge."

"Ah! That's my girl," she said pleasedly, and kissed me on the forehead again. "Run along now, then- you don't want to get caught by that dorm supervisor of yours!"

My mind flicked to the severe, black-haired woman with the shining glasses. "Certainly not!" I agreed, quickly putting on my backpack. "I will see you tomorrow, Mother."

"You're doing well," she responded. "Make sure that you do something productive tomorrow!"

"Of course!" I replied, already heading towards the door. "I always do!"

"Your browser history says otherwise, young miss!" she called. "Don't get any funny ideas from this girl!"

I scoffed under my breath. "I won't!" I responded, and closed the door behind me.
 
Tatsuki's obliviousness of the terrified scientists trying not to provoke the destroyer of their kind is just as funny on SV.
 
Tatsuki's obliviousness of the terrified scientists trying not to provoke the destroyer of their kind is just as funny on SV.
As is her being easily irritable and bullheaded and oh so self-assured, which makes so much sense for a twelve-year old. We've all probably been there.

And she hates that ShokuSI is right and that her arguments are entirely logical, thus making it impossible just to dismiss them out of hand.

Her chief redeeming quality is caring about her friend (despite trying and failing not to), and that's probably one of the reasons ShokuSI decided to give her a chance.

Needless to say, the subtle course correction has paid off, as the recent events in the main story show. Tatsuki's defining character development moments in the main story show how far she's come as a person and a researcher.
 
Tatsuki here was a larval Academy City "Scientist"
Seeing how much she grew from that into the main story is amazing.

Still a gremlin, regardless.
 
Still a gremlin, regardless.
It's okay, though; both in the main story and in Cerebral Fanatic we have seen that ShokuSI is exactly the same kind of gremlin and has got a very similar sense of humour; behind a quiet, regal and mature facade hides the queen of mischief. She's still a teenager and thus isn't above showing off or messing with people; her gremlin tendencies are probably a part of why ShokuSI and Tatsuki get along so well in the present.
 
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