A Certain Mental Isekai (Raildex SI)

By 'personal prep', I meant that Hokaze was frantically leafing through every informational resource available for Gekota-related opportunities, after having heard from a friend that there would be more than last year.
My expectations: Hokaze is probably looking forward to catching up with a bunch of friends from other schools.

Reality: GEKOTAGEKOTAGEKOTAGEKOTAGEKOTAGEKOTAGEKOTAGEKOTAGEKOTAGEKOTAGEKOTAGEKOTA!!!!!
-Meathead Merch Hunter State-
Misaka might fall into an abyss of despair if Kamijou got one up on her.
Nah. She has other things on her mind, and worries about those things being read from her mind as well. Lucky for her, Misaki Blacklists that stuff.
I shrugged. "Yeah, but your parents are the sort who can support you in high-level martial arts, fancy girly hairdos and dresses, and a crippling Gekota addiction, all at once," I pointed out. I continued before she could argue that being a 'Gekoer' was a way of life or something. "And they supported you in your chunni phase, too- don't think I've forgotten that one mini-goth picture you showed me!" Hokaze's planned defence of Gekota immediately crumbled in the face of her own embarrassed dismay. "They seem like good people to me, but even if a lot of parents want to be that supportive too, that doesn't mean there won't be any hesitation, you know?"
MisaSI holds nothing back. Interesting. Little bit of foreshadowing maybe? I mean, foreshadowing that maybe the willful lack of effort towards a reunion might be a bit mutual?
"I think you should wait until Doctor Kiyama can help you with it," Hokaze advised. "If you want to do anything with your AIM field, it would be good to have a medical expert to help make sure that everything's okay, even if she's not a medical doctor."
The voice of reason keeping an overly independent Bakahou in check.
"Ah, but two heads are better than one!" she responded. She seemed to be getting distracted from Gekota by the conversation- astounding, I know- and was starting to doodle little manga frogs on her notes rather than adding to them, lining them with shoujo-style flowers as she did.
If Hokaze ends up a director some day, She'll totally make a Gekota district. "A Certain Gekota Utopia".
And if we're wrong, and Accelerator does compete, well… We've got a lot of people in Tokiwadai and I doubt he'll be going head-to-head in a one-on-one, I'm sure someone can pull shenanigans on him."
Round 3? Looking at the chapters I'll likely find out before the arc ends.
In response to my blase response, she started pouting at me. "Most people who are going to be in front of the cameras will be wearing makeup," she justified. "It's professional!"

She probably wasn't wrong, admittedly, but… I gave Hokaze a flat look. "...My fate as a makeup doll is already sealed, isn't it?" I deadpanned.

Junko nodded. "Certainly," she agreed, making a commendable attempt at concealing the extent of her eagerness.
Translation: This is a classic example of teenage girl bonding and your not getting out of it!
After having noticed someone stall because of a muddy puddle in the way, I had promptly decided that we were playing rugby, and I had the perfect little power to make sure it was authentic. "Don't you know mud is used for beauty treatments?" I'd said with a radiant smile, much to the horror of my victims.
I love it when awesome tomgirl gets an excuse to get all the prissy busy bodies muddy. Good for soul.
There were a variety of affirmative responses, some more enthusiastic about spreading the fun/"fun" than others.
Yeeessss. The muddening shall spread. Hahahahaaa!!
"The interests of our current members in preserving the preciousness of Academy City are aligned!" said Gaouin, with a little laugh at the end. "Why, soon we might bring together the precious perspectives of every school in this city, eheheh…"

…By the end of her sentence, Gaouin was starting to make a concerningly Shirai-like expression. It stood as a testament to Kirara's maidly professionalism that she remained stoic. I decided to speak up, in the hopes of diverting her brain back to a more reasonable state of mind. "Completely unrelated question," I started. "If-"
Hmm. Gaouin is a lot of fun when she is in the right mood. If she could be taught to harvest it, MisaSI could use her as the crazy to her calm in control intimidation shtick.
That's my girl.
She blinked. Then she broke out in a full-blown mad scientist cackle, nearly spilling her drink in the process.
Tatsuki is one of my favorites. Her spitefulness in particular appeals to me.
Perhaps we can create and formalise some working relationships with external companies," she said, noticing my suppressed grimace. "If Miss Kongou's suggested subfaction wins out by the next major meeting, we'll have a source of commercial NDAs we can use to draw the scent away from the thaumaturgy lab. With the proper research- something that will be a valuable skill when the time comes for job applications- we can identify groups with a history of ethical research, and ensure we tie ourselves to those, rather than less professional groups."
Yeah, you gotta vet your employer when you have the resources and resume to do so.
I nodded. "I'd like to hear any thoughts on how the security personnel-" Scavenger. "-could fit into all this," I said. "I have my concerns about keeping younger girls… and also Seike… working on this, when it could put them at risk. There's also the matter of how their security would look in comparison to the security for future subdivisions…"

Tatsuki nodded, continuing while I paused for thought. "Ah, yes," she said. "In all honesty, I think you should keep them on."
Damn straight. There better off with some ethical people to interact with and nudge them towards more healthy patterns of thought and morality adjustment.
I took the time to reassure Scavenger that they won't be penalised for being caught off-guard by an unexpected attack, and that they'll merely be doing the same protocols they'd do if they hadn't been caught out. They seem convinced on a rational level, but they'll take time for their emotions to catch up. I recommend you speak to Iizumi when we see her later."
It's so sweet that Tatsuki has taken time to get know and understand them so well. I kinda want to hear them call her an affectionate name of some kind.
"...My parents have been hinting at meeting whoever's clique I'm a part of," she stated, not breaking eye contact for even a moment. "I'd like you to determine if they're ethically-acceptable when they do."
So brave! So ethical! New best girl!
After a moment, she nodded back to me, trying to suppress a small smile. "Yes, my Queen," she replied professionally.

I smiled- 'good' didn't seem like the right reply, so I left it at that. "I'll see you at the meeting, then," I said.

"I'll get to work. See you there, Shokuhou," she replied.
Aawww!!
…Plus I still owed Kamijou lunch, because of that one time with the card reader.
What are the odds Kamijou actually gets this lunch? 50/50? Nah. Gotta account for the possibility index eats it. 1d3 then.

Meal. Praise MisaSI's generosity.

Also, I have done rolls on both SB and SV, but with the roll meanings order inverted, yet both landed on meal, which is kinda cool.
Randino Treviani threw 1 3-faced dice. Reason: Meal, no meal, index meal Total: 1
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"I'm just lucky," said Iizumi. One hand was over her eye, and the other was glowing red in an obvious sign she was using her ability to cheat at cards.
MisaSI adopts most amusing and adorable minions.
It was the worst bento I've ever eaten! Blech."
Coming from index this is saying something.
I voiced the question. "Touma always does something stupid and heroic where he's not wanted," she grumbled, which was an astoundingly uninformative answer
Is Index unintentionally breaking the fourthwall to describe the manga named after her basic plot formula? Or is she a demon breaking the fourthwall deliberately to gripe at the author. The world may never know.
Magnus was staring dramatically out of the gaping hole in the wall…
"I am the EDGE!!"
Magnus made a betrayed noise
Play stupid games because you think it will look cool, win stupid prizes.
Tatsuki, meanwhile, sighed melodramatically. "A gentleman like him, surrounded by fine young ladies, and there's still not a smile to be seen," she commented airily as she watched. I could almost hear the growl in his frustrated posture as he tried to remain diplomatic. I elbowed her- if the representative got here, we'd need to act like adults instead of ribbing each other.
It's not his fault Tatsuki. Magus is the least cool person in his friend group, despite desperately wanting to be the coolest. If he didn't act like a dramatic grump, no one would pretend to take him seriously.
A moment later, the gaudiest teenager in the world stepped through. I mean, sunglasses? Partially-buttoned Hawai'ian shirt? A gold chain on his chest, the visible definition of which Tatsuki was obviously trying to avoid staring too much at?
Lol.
There was a unrelated cry of rage outside- I suspected that Index had just figured out she'd been played for a fool. Splendid.
The door slammed open. "Hey!" declared Index. "Are you trying to have a magical history lesson without inviting me?!"
How strong are Index's angry shorty vibes?

There over 9000!!
Bleh. Rome.
"The whole Treaty is standing on rotten foundations, and that sucks for everyone," Tsuchimikado summarised.
Knee jerk legalese to protect the status quo often does.
The Index Prohibitorum Librorum's purpose," said Index, referring to the collection rather than her name, "is to make sure that all of the Churches can easily get what they need to know about magical threats, so everyone benefits if magical espers or magical scientists become a problem and I know how to solve it! And the Treaty has wiggle room; Stiyl used a photocopier and laminated his magic cards so they're not affected by water, for example. I'm never going to teach you anything that's not for research, or for keeping the research secret, and this is why!"
Ethical research for the preservation of lives wins again.
Oh, okay," said Index, and finally, stayed on the call. "Anyway- Kaori left all of a sudden. I think she was called away on business, but if anyone wanted to cause magical trouble, it would be when she only just left. So be careful if you see any weird magicians, okay?"
Foreshadowing? Foreshadowing.
She gave me the impression that she hadn't asked for the answers I'd stated. I suppressed the urge to check what conclusion she'd come to.
Hmm. I think Hokaze was asking more if it was something MisaSI wanted to do rather than whether it was the best of a lot of bad options. Hokaze is having, well, optimistic musing about the ability to back out with what they've learned and use that to protect themselves while living the more sedate lifestyle they had way back at the fic's start.
"Grr…" commented Yumiya. "Her meatheadedness has rubbed off on you, hasn't it?"

"I-I'm not a meathead!" Hokaze protested, ignoring that she was the sort of person to have near-immediately suggested breaking into a government building when we needed intel.

"You carried me halfway across the city to destroy a robot!" Yumiya pointed out.
MisaSI has a lot of Meathead influences, but Hokaze is the oldest and strongest one, in more than one way... I think we can just say Hokaze is an influence and let people fill in the space themselves.
Most of the way through the various introductory speeches and rambling anecdotes of the school principals and other relevant individuals, though, a boy finally shuffled in, with a concerning amount of confidence for someone who was so late. "Man," he said, stretching- his attire seemed a bit dusty for some reason. "I'm glad I was gutsy enough to get here on time!"
GUTS!!
I nodded- he seemed a bit much, but also seemed pleasant enough. "Right- it's a pleasure to finally meet you," I agreed with a nod. "I've picked up some tricks from you as of late- all your talk about 'guts' made me realise that there's more to esper powers than just maths, and I've improved massively with my psychokinesis and interference grades once I started including it."

He nodded, in what looked like an attempt to nod sagely. "Hmm, hmm," he agreed as he did. "All these scientists don't realise that you need guts if you want to be a successful esper! And you need guts for all the other stuff it needs, too. Even if guts can't power your power, it can power the stuff that powers your power, so every esper needs guts!"

"Right, right," I agreed, nodding too. A woman from one of the major companion organisations, sitting on the seats across from us aftr a speech of her own, was dying inside a little from overhearing our conversation on the merits of guts. "Got any advice on how to use guts even better?"
Gotta give credit where it's due.

Lol. Suffer for your lack of guts.

MisaSI, always looking to improve.
And it's ungutsy if you hurt people just to make yourself stronger- yeah, I understand your problem," he said. "Hmm… Have you tried using your power on yourself, and figuring out how to overcome your problems with guts if it doesn't work?" suggested Sogiita. "Then you'll keep getting stronger, and you can use that to know what won't hurt people when you go with your guts on other people. That helped me a lot when I trained my guts."

"That's… not a bad idea, actually," I said, mulling it over (after translating it from his particular phrasing of things). "Finding ways to avoid damage is something I've been training in to a degree, as of late, but I hadn't thought of using it to increase my safe margin of error when I'm practising things. I'll have to try that out."
Something tells me Hokaze may not like the idea of Bakahou doing risky brain training on herself.
Awesome. No one could have predicted this, and everyone will forever remember it.

My conclusion of this chapter is, ACMI needs more Sogiita.

Also, where is the MisaMisa? Bakahou pulled a Touma twice in the same adventure. She has earned a Tsunderespolsion.
 
Chapter 43
As we started closing the distance, I noticed something odd- there weren't any magical defences on our target's mind. Not of the sort I was familiar with, at least.

Sure, there was a lot of magical activity. I'd been able to tell that from a distance, and on this final approach, it was apparent that the main source of it was more than a little concentrated. My detection system hadn't been set up to include information from Magnus, instead being based on what tidbits the Nihilists' current defences or the magic violin could offer, so I wasn't sure exactly how unusual this was. But it seemed a little unusual to my uneducated third eye.

In the time it had taken me to slay a demigod, the Nihilists had basically gotten their two-layer mental defence system ready for everyone but me, and while the effects varied- bubbles, headbands (like mine), shields, and other, less describable phenomena- all of them had at least something to do with the head. There was no such thing here… But that didn't necessarily mean that this person was undefended.

Rosenthal hadn't expected to make an enemy of any espers, or didn't have the knowledge to set up a defence, which were the reasons I assumed she hadn't had mental defences of her own. Every other magician I'd met- Magnus and Kanzaki, basically- had defences which were able to stand up to any reasonably-polite attempt at mind-reading I'd made, and they were the ones who I could assume to have prepared and done their research. I was guessing this wasn't some dabbler, if my scans had picked them up at this range. Perhaps it was just some tourist who happened to be magic, but I wanted to figure it out before any trouble started, rather than after.

My main issue was that- even if they were undefended- Xochitl presumably had access to the same resources Baba did, and while I'd had my magical defences refreshed, I'd be risking their integrity and my own safety for no real gain if I tried to mind-read my target right now. If anything, the risk was even greater; if they had any stronger cognitohazards, they'd presumably be using them.

So getting Misaka into visual range and checking if it really was Xochitl was probably my best bet. She'd been the sort to try and save lives at cost to herself, from what Misaka had said- even saving Saten from falling wreckage that could've had value to her cause, thus the 'asylum in Academy City' thing- but I didn't know if she was my enemy.

And given the dirt they'd found on me, it would be painfully easy for a reasonably-moral person to be convinced I was an enemy by default.

My eyes made contact with the back of our target's head- a woman, blonde, carrying something under one arm. I quickly pulled a visual scan with the people adjacent to her.

"I see her," I said, craning my neck a bit as the crowd moved. "Blonde, straight hair with ringlets, big sign, grey clothes… Seems to hate the concept of 'closed buttons' and 'closed zippers'... Do you recognise her?"

She made a slightly aggravated noise, pushing against me as she tried to follow my line of sight. "Maybe I would, if I could see her!" growled Misaka.

Upon turning to glance at her, I remembered that she was half a head shorter than me. It was already hard to see for me, given I was very tall for my age and sex, and since Misaka was a bit closer to the average height… "Ah, right," I said.

As I said that, the woman turned around- I caught sight of one blue-grey eye, the other hidden by a blonde fringe. Then she made a sudden turn down an alleyway.

"She just left line of sight anyway," I said. "And she noticed us… She's speeding up, from what my scans are saying. I suspect it's Xochitl, but I'm not sure," I informed her, and Misaka's interest was piqued.

She raised an eyebrow. "Why didn't you say that earlier?" Misaka questioned.

After a solid few seconds of thinking that over, I responded, "Irrational paranoia about you getting pissed at them for… reasons? I really, really need to unlearn that whole 'not saying what I mean' thing…"

She sighed fondly, and paused outside the alleyway- I stopped as well. "Idiot," she muttered. Then, louder, gesturing to the rooftops, she continued, "Want me to catch up and check? I can get up this building in a few seconds, tops."

I shook my head. "I'd rather not have to bellow things if I need to talk to you," I replied. "Actually, we have phones, don't we?"

"Mh… I might damage it if I tried to call you and use magnetism like that at the same time," she replied, and we set off. "I've got it hardened against EMPs so it won't be damaged normally," she said as we moved, "but it's a flip-phone- it'll only be protected so long as it's closed."

"Ah, right- I think Hokaze's second phone works similarly," I said, nodding. "She doesn't do so much with magnetism, so it's less of a risk for her to have a smartphone, but risky enough she wouldn't be caught without a backup."

"I've had people approach me about special phone covers, but they won't make-"

Her eyes snapped forwards, and- before I could turn my own to look- a black blur whipped past me.

There was an explosion of dust in front of me that brought me skidding to a halt, but I could feel the static in the air- it seemed to hit an invisible barrier, rolling out to the sides rather than continue forwards. Misaka, frowning, lowered the mass of vibrating black particles that her powers held like a whip- she'd paused a few steps in front of me.

I whistled, quietly impressed, and started back up with my jog. "That's your iron sand technique?" I said, getting back beside her again. "Quick reflexes on that one."

She turned away bashfully for a moment. "Come on," she said. "That didn't feel like a proper attack- she's either baiting us or warding us off."

I nodded, and quickly re-evaluated my scan settings. I hadn't caught that one. "Got another one coming up on the right," I said, and spotted a pale yellow slip. "The paper."

"Got it," she said, and an arc of electricity lashed out from around her head- the paper exploded in a burst of ice, and the lump was quickly fried into vapour. I lowered the arm I'd raised to protect me from the light as we ran through the now-steamy air, which was fading into nothingness as we passed.

It was moments like that- not the power, the reflexive ease- which reminded me that she was the third-ranked and I was the fifth-ranked. Honestly, it felt like yesterday that I was fourth-ranked and Mugino was third, and Misaka was just a powerful Level 4 I preferred to avoid. Given I'd yet to find a new wall on the other side of my recent broken barriers, she might have to work to keep that spot… But there was a kind of unstated confidence to her power, more like Accelerator than me, which made me think she had nothing to worry about.

Though it also felt like months that we'd been on good terms. Subjective time was weird like that.

We spotted her again soon enough- she'd bumped into a pair of high-schoolers as they were carrying… "Oh, hey, that's one of the poles for the ball toss," said Misaka, raising an eyebrow at the scene.

"See her?" I prompted.

"Huh? Uh, I think that's someone else," she said, frowning. "Xochitl is a lot more… less. You sure it's her?"

"No, I wasn't," I replied, shaking my head. "It's a good thing I brought you, then. I've still got no reason to be hostile-" Misaka batted my shoulder with a pout. "-yeah, yeah, but throwing attacks out at people just for sniffing around isn't good, so let's catch up and see if we can talk her out of it."

The unknown woman glanced back, spotting us- I waved at her, and she waved back with a playful smirk. When I made a telephone gesture, she simply turned away, and I saw her slip another post-it note onto the ball-toss pole as she did, apologising to the boys for walking into them. She turned down another alleyway a moment later.

"She just put one of those pieces of paper on the pole," I said. "I'm soaking it, but I'm not sure that'll disable it-"

"Make them drop it," she said, and I did- as it started to fall from their grips towards their toes, Misaka reached out a hand, and the pole rose into the air under magnetic force. "Hey, lady!" she yelled. "Don't bring- ghk!"

There was a sound, like tearing, as a strangled noise came from Misaka's mouth. She jarred suddenly, and my eyes widened- stars flashed in the eyes of the civilians as I made them dive out of the way. It hit the ground with a metallic crash and ringing, but Misaka was the one that crumpled.

My eyes widened, and as I rushed to catch her, I could hear a crackling sound that was growing in volume. Misaka hadn't even tried to catch herself, and she was growing limper. What was-

The magic senses picked up the post-it note. It was still active, and dripping with water- but drowning it wasn't destroying it!

The two boys were running around the pole to help us- they'd picked up that something was deadly wrong- and I almost controlled one of them for his pyrokinesis, but I stopped myself. Water wasn't damaging it, so it might not have picked it up, but it had clearly targeted Misaka somehow. A quick check of my logs had showed the magic coiling like a viper in response to her magnetic grasp.

Was the woman controlling it? My power hooked her to check. No control, just pressure.

She collapsed, but nothing happened to the magic device.

My eyes flicked over to it again. 'Fire' was written on it, in blue. Was the water making it worse? Would the fire destroy it, or make it worse?

But there was one thing I could see- the structure was unstable, and Misaka was going to die if I hesitated much longer.

"Fuck it," I snarled. Frustrated, I reached out with my power to grab at what looked like the weakest link, and pulled.

Light flashed at my back. The magic lunged at me- but like a water hammer, whatever I'd done had disrupted the flow enough to put pressure on the system, and the paper popped and burst.

…That probably shouldn't have worked, but whatever she'd made had been quick and shoddy- and murderous. I wasn't going to be any less angry about a bomb just because it was made of nails in a pressure cooker.

"Hokaze," I said flatly, putting two fingers to my ear. "Misaka needs a hospital. Get over here- bring Index once she's being looked over."

Stupid, stupid! I thought she wasn't a threat. Look where that had gotten me- or rather, where it had gotten Misaka. I could see no outwards signs of damage, but she was limp and unconscious; the buzz in my power of her interference was barely there, less than one of her sisters, even. Had it crippled her power? If it had, and it couldn't heal, would she even still be allowed in Tokiwadai?

There was a crowd forming around us, wondering what was going on, trying to figure out what was happening. The two boys were leaning down close- one of them was asking me to let go, because he knew first aid. My skin crawled.

Junko sailed over the rooftop opposite us, breaking me out of my thoughts, and her feet hit the wall above us. She skidded down. "My Queen," she said, gently thrusting the two boys out of the way with her hands, and hooked her hands under Misaka's body. Her expression turned dark when she picked up on the weakness of Misaka's electrical fields. "What's the injury?" she asked. "Is there any risk to transporting her?"

"It's esoteric- no physical injuries, her AIM might be damaged," I said, flatter than I meant to. "Go. I'll figure out what's happened."

"Call Miss Kongou- she's coming this way," she advised- I'd only beamed Hokaze a direction, not an address, so she wouldn't find me if I didn't let her. I nodded, and she sped off to get Misaka the medical attention she needed.

…Stupid.

Ping.
Run SEPfield.exe.


The attention fell away from me, everything now somebody else's problem as Mental Out took effect, and I turned into the alleyway that the woman had gone down.

She was still on the floor; I hadn't let up the pressure at all, and she was groaning and clutching her head. I crouched down next to her, and lessened it just enough that she could register what I was saying. "Migraines suck, don't they?" I said to her. "Less damaging than anything you've tried to pull on us, Miss, but still very unpleasant."

The woman, hissing wordlessly, tried to reach down to something on her waist, her arm moving in spasms. I stood up, and pressed my foot down on her forearm- not enough to hurt or damage, I was only a middle-schooler, but enough to keep her from reaching.

"Now, now," I said, "none of that. …Did you know that the brain produces a detectable difference in types of stress hormone when it detects a hopeless situation, versus when it detects a situation where it still has a chance?" I offered. "It's a survival response- not even an instinct, just a mechanism."

I hummed thoughtfully.

"Which means that I can detect whenever you think you might have an advantage," I said. "And that I can turn up the pressure just enough to crush the hope from you, regardless of what you're actually hoping to achieve, here. You can't figure out how to stop me if you can barely think, after all."

I stopped standing on her arm, and walked back over towards her head. I crouched down in front of her, this time.

"So, Miss," I asked. "That just leaves the easy way- which would have been 'a friendly chat', had you not decided to hurt my friend. Do you have anything dangerous that might keep me from mind-reading or mind-controlling you, beyond grimoires? I can keep myself from peeking, don't worry." I checked her stress hormone production, and I smiled mirthlessly. "Splendid, thanks."

I took the pressure off, and the woman stood up, starry-eyed and listless.

"Let's see here… Thomson Oriana. Career, smuggler. Distraction. That's why she attacked us… Goal… Hmm. That's concerning," I muttered. "Moron… Not evil, at least… Her partner plans to use the Cross of Peter, which is some sort of mass cognitohazard or precog engine… Needs good weather. Hmm."

I called up Index. "I'm Index. Who is this? Over," came the reply.

"It's Shokuhou. There's a magical item called the Cross of Peter- Croce de Pietro," I said, in case the language mattered- "-which only works with clear skies and the right time of day. How much light pollution would be needed to stop it?"

"Your voice sounds weird..." said Index. "But okay. What's light pollution? Over."

I held back my frustration. "It's where light from artificial sources blocks out the stars," I said. "Would that work to keep a magic ritual from working? Or fireworks," I added, remembering there was a firework display that Hokaze was excited for, and lining up the times in my head. "That too."

"...That would work," said Index, and I could hear her nodding over the phone. "Is there a magician in the city? Over."

"Oriana Thomson, Route Disturber," I said, using the English name order for her. "We thought it was someone else, so me and Misaka- Mikoto, the one who doesn't say 'Misaka says', you met her at the party- went to talk to her. Misaka's been hurt, I don't know how- Hokaze should be looking for you once she's dropped Misaka off at the hospital."

"I'll call her, then," said Index. "Wait… h-how does a phone work if you try to call two people at once?! Umm, over and out!"

She hung up on me. I huffed, and switch to the next person I had to call.

Magnus didn't pick up, because of course he didn't. I called Kamijou instead. "Umm, hey, Shokuhou!" he said, sounding out-of-breath and high-strung. "I'm kind of busy, so-"

"With Thomson Oriana," I interrupted, "right?"

"W-wait, how did you find out?" yelled Kamijou, and I winced at the volume from my phone. "Please tell me you haven't told Index."

"I can lie if you'd like," I said flatly.

"Argh! Stiyl's gonna kill me, even if it's not my fault!" he wailed. "Umm- okay, so how do you know?!"

"She was acting shifty near our next event- me and Misaka went to investigate, and she fried Misaka with magic somehow," I said. "She's going to the hospital, and Index is going to check her over. Ask Magnus who they've got pursuing…" I paused. "Lorenzetti Lidvia."

I heard him ask. After a moment, I heard someone snatch the phone away.

"You aren't supposed to be involved in things like this," growled Magnus. "What do you mean? We were pursuing Oriana to take the Stab Sword before they could trade it."

"Given that she attacked us when we still thought she was an AC employee… I'm not feeling very uninvolved," I deadpanned. "Funny. Anyway. I'm mind-reading Thomson at the moment, and… Hang on, let me verify in case there's magical fuckery." I set her brain to 'truth'. "You're a distraction, right?"

"Yes," she said dully.

"She's a distraction," I repeated. "Lorenzetti is outside of the city… to her knowledge, anyway. And there is no 'Stab Sword', the trade is 'distract them long enough so that we can turn Academy City into church-grounds with the real artefact we're using'." He took a sharp intake of breath; if it was church-grounds, then supposedly, everything would go in the Catholic Church's favour… it didn't really make sense to me, but I could understand that 'magic ritual that creates political convenience for a third party' was bad. "Give me your current location- she has means of contacting her, so I'll send her to you, and set her to be co-operative for the next twenty-four hours. You're a witch-hunter, I'm sure you can figure something out from there."

"...Damnit," he swore, and rattled off an address. "With all the magicians watching outside of the city… It's going to be like a piranha pool out there, the moment we leave! You better not get us in trouble for this stunt!"

Then he hung up.

After spending a moment taking a deep breath, I texted Kamijou so I could finish what I was saying. 'The Croce de Pietro relies on the stars being visible. The Night Festival should stop it, but I'm expecting a third actor sabotaging it. I'll ask a contact to guard it, and set up the humidity for some clouds if needs be- you'll need to bring her in for a cloudless fireworks display, but nothing more than that on our end.'

He texted me back quickly. 'The Night Festival is more than enough to fight for.'

"...Fair enough, I suppose?" I said to myself, raising one eyebrow, before shaking the thought from my head. Last call.

"Ah, Miss Shokuhou," said ITEM's liaison. "Always a pleasure… I'm just hearing reports that the Third-Ranked has been injured. Trouble?"

"It's being dealt with, so it's not urgent," I said. "But the stability of the city is at risk if the team fails. It's a Taowu-like event, focused on a cognitohazard or precog engine… Something like that. I should be in position to assist, but your team should be aware of it as well. There's a set of conditions that need to be avoided."

"Ah, it's always like this with you…" she said. "So, who do we need to kill?"

"It's a guard duty mission," I said. "It's critical for the city's security that the Night Festival fireworks display goes off, and precisely on schedule. Understand?"

There was a confounded silence from the other end of the line. "...Is that a euphemism for a bombing?" she asked.

"No," I said. "I'm talking about actual fireworks. The pretty explosions in the sky. If they're sabotaged, and the other team fails, it could lead to mass political turmoil in the City."

"...I want to ask if this is a prank call, but I have a feeling you'd threaten to track me down and put me in a maid uniform or some such thing," she said. I nodded, making a vague noise of affirmation. "Alright. I'll pass your message on. And I take it you haven't changed your mind on a new career…?"

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I did remember to call Kongou afterwards. The contest was surprisingly short- by the time I'd trudged my way back, I'd already missed it.

We lost horribly, of course. It turned out that their school's Ace and second-strongest electromaster both dropping out, and it being because the former had been rushed to hospital, did horrible things to morale. The other team had been filled with fervour when they realised they didn't have to face a Level 5, the Tokiwadai girls had quailed, and it went predictably from there.

The group mostly dissolved after the contest end, as a lot of us had lunch with parents or other friends organised. I'd declined Wannai and Awatsuki's offer, saying that I needed to go visit the hospital and see Misaka, and that Imogen was heading that way anyway.

Hokaze had made a similar offer, when she'd caught back up after playing chauffeur for Index, but I'd said something similar… which had, despite my protests, led to her rescheduling, despite how inconvenient that would be given that basically everywhere was fully-booked right now. She'd brooked no argument, though.

Despite Imogen asking questions about what had happened, we did make it to the hospital soon enough.

Misaka was in the section normally reserved for her sisters. The nature of espers meant that not all areas were available to everyone, and in this case, the constant radio waves emitted by the Misakas (even Mikoto- Radio Noise was based off her electromastery, after all) meant that she was in an area designed to block them off from the rest of the hospital. I'd had a buzzer, rather than a radio call button, during my own stay for similar reasons.

"You girls have to stay in a place like this 'til you're better?" said Misaka, croaky and with a barely-detectable slur (though her lucidity was fine). "That sucks."

Or, to be more precise, Mikoto said that. Given that the girls were all switching over anyway, the entire room was full of Misakas. All… ten? All ten of them, with most of us having stolen enough chairs, plus one extra that I assumed was Last Order's, because she was currently sitting on Hokaze's lap instead.

"Don't worry, we have lots of friends, says Misaka says Misaka, bouncing up and down in excitement now that Big Sister is here!" Last Order commented. "We have Shirai, and Frenda, and Accelerator, and Misaka can see that Big Sister is not very impressed."

"Misaka would like to point out that one of them is an active criminal, one of them is a reformed mass murderer even if we empathise with his plight, and one of them is a per- a perfectly normal person, says Misaka 10044, quickly amending her statement in the light of the implicit advice given by Big Sister's thunderous look," 10044 commented.

"Why's that a problem, asks Misaka asks Misaka?" Last Order asked, smiling obliviously.

"...I'm proud of you all for being so kind, but you guys really need some better life advice," sighed Mikoto.

As one, they all turned to one of their number in particular. The girl in question visibly quailed- she seemed to be on the higher end of emotiveness. "M-Misaka's life advice magazines don't offer relevant knowledge, says Misaka 1- Misaka Tsukino, waving her hands in an effort to dissuade her sisters!" she said.

Rei leaned towards me. "Misaka 19090 has been reading magazines with tips and advice on how to be an excellent girl, and has invested her allowance in a subscription," she explained quietly. "Misaka and Misaka 10044 have agreed that we are already girls, and thus do not understand the point. Little Misaka is particularly enthusiastic."

"Hey, Shokuhou," said Mikoto, dragging my attention back to the group. "You did good, alright? So stop making that face."

"What face?" I asked, looking at her. Was I pulling a face? I didn't feel like I was pulling a face. "And you do remember that I blundered you right into that woman's trap?"

"Why should I get mad if I get hurt protecting people? The Si- my sisters said you caught her…" I glanced at Imogen, who looked away sheepishly. "-and even if you hadn't, the pole she trapped was intended to go to our pitch anyway." Mikoto shook her head. "You just wanted to make sure she wasn't trouble, and she was- going straight to something dangerous like- like whatever it was she was doing… Either she already had it out already, and was already planning to plant it on something like that, or she flipped out after two attacks that would've knocked us cold at worst. Your instincts paid off."

"Then how come you're in hospital? If I hadn't just- just gotten lucky with breaking it… You would have died, Mikoto," I said harshly. "You-"

"We would have died if you weren't willing to risk your life for us, says Misaka," said Rei, interrupting me with an awkward hand on my shoulder. I turned to look at her- she was frowning.

Then her lips curled upwards in a small smile.

"There have been numerous incidents where risk to life has been entirely necessary to protect others, says Misaka firmly," she told me. The other Misaka's heads bobbed in unison- even Mikoto seemed to see it coming, slightly out of synch though she was. "We would ask that you not be harsh on yourself, merely because the risk has become most evident for someone else. Big Sister will only need a few days, and anyone getting hurt in a mere ball game would have disrupted our lunch, not just Big Sister." She nodded. "Our pride in her will make the food taste better anyway."

"They're quite right," agreed Hokaze, nodding, and raised a finger informatively. "If you're willing to get hurt to protect us, and you're willing to get hurt to protect others, you should be willing to accept it when others would do the same for you! …Oh, Misaka, you look a little flushed," she added, noticing that Mikoto seemed rather red over Rei's brief mention of praise. "Are you okay?"

"M' fine," she mumbled, twiddling her thumbs, while I made half-hearted argumentative noises in lieu of an actual argument. "...Oh, crap," she croaked more loudly, suddenly laying more alertly. "Mama's in the city and I've just gotten myself put in hospital. What's she going to be thinking right now? What am I going to say?"

"But you just said…" started Hokaze, pouting.

"No, I mean- sorry, Hokaze, I get that I just said I'm okay with… Oh, for crying out loud," she said, shaking her head- and wincing when that seemed to make her lightheaded. "I'd do it again if it means keeping our school safe, and making sure that you two don't have to deal with every other thing yourselves- but I really need to figure out what I'm going to say to Mama before she gets here!"

A few of the sisters looked away awkwardly, Rei among them. Last Order did not. "But she just got here, says Misaka says Misaka?" she said, tilting her head.

The door slammed open, with a vaguely-panicked Little Misaka and her kitten trailing behind… a giant Misaka?

"Mikoto!" the new Misaka half-shouted. She promptly teleported across the room to smother her… daughter, with a tight hug. I was pretty sure Mikoto didn't have an older sister.

"Mama…!" responded Mikoto. "Geddoff, you're embarrassing me…!"

"Oh, I'm so glad you're okay…" breathed Misaka Senior, squeezing her daughter one last time for good measure, before laying off her. "You're okay, aren't you? You're not still hurt?"

"Just some headaches and a lack of energy," Mikoto replied, losing the tension in her body despite her prior worries. "I'm fine, Mama, I'll be out before the Festival's over."

Me and Hokaze glanced at each other. The other Misakas in the room were slowly leaning in, as if drawn by a magnetic field; this was probably a private moment, so we moved to leave.

Unfortunately, there was a filthy traitor in our midst. "Hey! …cries Misaka, cries Misaka, noticing Hokaze and Shokuhou trying to leave as she is unfairly relocated," announced Last Order, flailing as Hokaze attempted to subtly put her on one of the other Misakas. "Misaka declares that we must use our hidden secret technique to restrain them, declares Misaka declares Misaka!"

The Sisters, previously distracted by their family reunion- and the two other Misakas, for that matter- turned their attention our way. "Beginning hug protocols, announces Misaka!" declared 19090, the magazine-Misaka, and she- along with about five more Misakas- promptly dogpiled us before we could stand up, a few of them leaping the bed in their all-out attack.

Which basically just left us covered in surprisingly clingy teenaged girls. "...Traitor," I grumbled, flicking Rei's nose.

"...This is what you were all doing instead of assigning appropriate names, asks Misaka disbelievingly?" said 10044, before mechanically facepalming.

Last Order made muffled affirmative noises from somewhere within the huddle. I glanced over, and saw Hokaze making the same sort of content face I saw whenever she hugged her Gekota plushies. One of the Misakas on her side of the huddle waved, face still flat, and my lips quirked upwards despite it all.

"Oh, don't think you're getting away with not joining in, daughter dearest," said a smiling voice behind 10044- I saw her eyes widen fractionally, Misaka Senior embracing her by one shoulder. She diverted course to take Little Misaka from the doorway (she and her kitten still having been standing there somewhat gormlessly) and a third sister who was still sat on her chair, and promptly dragged them around the back of our chairs- relatively lacking in Misakas- to glomp as many of them as she could.

"...Thank you for making this possible," she said quietly, and I could see slight tears in her eyes. "And your other friends, too." Then she took a deep breath, and stood up straight. "But I'm starving, and it took a lot of work to book somewhere you could all eat at! If you two girls aren't busy, there's a few extra seats at the table, just in case!"

"A-ah! That would be wonderful, but I've already delayed my parents once- I don't believe I can do it again today!" said Hokaze bashfully. "H-how about later in the week, if you're still here?"

"That sounds wonderful," she said. "Shokuhou-chan?"

I'd expected myself to refuse- it had been a long day. But I hadn't gotten that far with my lunch plans anyway… "...Sure," I said instead.

"Wonderful!" said Misaka Senior. "Mikoto?"

"I'm still in a hospital bed, Mama," Mikoto pointed out, and it sounded like she'd said this sort of thing many times before (though perhaps not this specific thing). "A-and besides, I have lunch planned already."

"Oh?" said Misaka Senior, and another glance informed me that her eyes had lit up with renewed interest, though she didn't move an inch from the Misaka-pile (who were visibly glancing between themselves- my guess was that they were trying to figure out how long a hug should last). "Is it… that boy?"

"Oh! You mean Mister Kamijou?" said Hokaze. "He's very handsome."

"W-what?" sputtered Misaka. "No. He's got nothing to do with this."

Misaka Senior ignored her daughter in favour of gossip. "Oh, is he?"

"He's occupied today, last I heard," I piped up.

"But with what…?" mused Misaka Senior, giving her elder daughter a significant look as she did.

"N-no!" she denied, before coughing a few times from the soreness of her throat. "Blech. No, I just promised my friend lunch, so she'd give me some space after I let her know I was okay. I only had to zap her a little, even."

…Come to think of it, there was some sort of scraping noise coming from the hallway. I glanced over.

There were a few more scraping noises, and a pair of wheelchair front wheels peeked out from the doorway, followed by a familiar set of ruddy-haired pigtails. "Onee-sama…" came a horrible rasping voice, and another scrape made her eyes visible. "The time… i-it has come…"

"Oh! Hello, Mikoto's friend!" said Misaka Senior with a smile and a wave, detecting none of the danger signs. "Would you like a hug too?"

"Indubitably!" shouted Shirai (she probably would have yelled if not for being in a hospital), and promptly teleported… on top of Mikoto's bed, rather than the hugpile, leading to the inevitable struggle between electromaster and stalker-slash-bestie.

"...Thank you for your sacrifice," I deadpanned.

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Being the odd one out in the procession of Mikoto-clones (her mother definitely counted) was something I was a bit self-conscious of. Last Order had graciously assisted by demanding piggybacks (mostly because she was a little shit, and it was very hard to get piggybacks from a guy who could negate friction, but it did help with fitting in nevertheless). Misaka Senior did offer to take her off my hands-slash-back, but her bag looked fairly heavy, so I'd waved her off.

I did briefly spot Accelerator lurking around; he was standing a short distance from the hospital, standing vaguely near a tall Anti-Skill officer on a street corner, leaning on the wall. His body language- fairly open, despite her proximity- vaguely implied that he knew her, as did her smirk as she watched him pick Last Order out of the group. He rolled his eyes and left when he saw her wave at him.

World's strongest esper, and- I was coming to learn- an absolute mother hen whenever he was near a small child for any extended period. The fearsome Rank One of Academy City, everybody.

Misaka Senior didn't notice him as we passed.

Our destination was… well, our first destination was the bus stop. The restaurant wasn't the closest in the world to the hospital, having instead being positioned so Mikoto could easily get to the balloon hunter competition, and outside cars weren't permitted.

The bus was also a fairly good way to start seeding humidity in the upper air I could reach, if it did come down to needing sudden cloud cover later on.

It would be reasonable to assume that the sisters had all just sat there stoically, and many of them attempted to, but between myself, Last Order and their mother, there were enough seeds of chaos that it devolved into sibling bickering fairly quickly. A few of them were trying to get a seat next to me, Misaka Senior was being touchy-feely and providing hugs, and Last Order was trying to steal the headband of the particularly girly Misaka and needed another two practically wrestling her into submission. All in all, a very successful bus trip, minus the windows.

The restaurant in question had us all on two long, adjacent tables, the seating connected in the middle. "Misaka is very impressed, says Misaka, taking in the novel sights and smells," said Rei to me.

"Misaka would be more impressed if her sisters had done the proper preparations first, voices Misaka, bemoaning the lack of discipline in her compatriots," 10044 added, though from how she had weaselled her way under Misaka Senior's arm, I was fairly convinced she was also a little jealous of the plan.

"Miss Misaka," I said, getting a bunch of faces turning towards me. (Mrs Misaka? Were Misaka's parents married? Fortunately there wasn't much of a difference in Japanese.) "The parental one." The others turned their attention away, back to whatever it was that Misakas thought about in their free time. "Should I be chipping in for anything, or…?"

She laughed. "Oh, of course not," she replied, and I nodded- half-expected, but it was polite to offer. "And something I checked in advance… was that," she said, opening that heavy bag she'd been carrying and hauling an object onto the table, "I'm allowed to bring some home-cooked food too!"

"...Is that a stove?" I questioned, blinking. I suddenly wondered if this was what Uiharu felt like, every time the Tokiwadai girls did something that was the opposite of ojou-sama.

"Yes!" said Misaka Senior cheerily, pulling out a silvery bowl, a hunk of cheese, and a bottle of white wine as well. "I thought I'd have to show off my mothering skills in a situation like this, and check it out- I made something to share at lunch! The girls can only eat a bit of it," she added, pulling out a massive, crusty loaf of bread too, "but I think it should do them good!"

"Ooh, says Misaka," Girlysaka added appreciatively.

"Does it have some special properties that make it particularly amenable to our development? …asks Misaka, staring at the unusual yet intriguing contraption with interest," said one of the Misakas I wasn't particularly familiar with.

Misaka Senior turned on the little stove's gas… I decided not to ask if she had permission for that propane she'd brought. "Of course!" she informed the Misaka in question. "Girls can't just nibble on a little bit of food and expect to grow up well-figured, can they? And I don't want my daughters to get any silly ideas about 'dieting' when the right food and lots of exercise worked for me! And everyone knows that the right nutrients will make sure that you'll only grow where you want to grow. That's why I'm making fondue!"

"Misaka wants to grow everywhere, says Misaka says Misaka, tired of still being a shorty!" Last Order cried, slamming her palms on the table.

"Well, calcium certainly helps with bone growth," Misaka Senior said. "Hmm, Shokuhou, I used to hear about you being quite short… Do you eat a lot of cheese, perhaps? Or milk?"

"I like yoghurt smoothies, and I do like adding cheese to things," I said. "Like cutting it up into rice- oh, and it's good for a quick meal if you slice up courgettes lengthways and cook cheese on top. It probably helped with shooting up like this- I still remember the growing pains… It's a wonder I don't have stretch marks on my legs and stuff, really. Can't say I'm a fan of fondue, though."

"Oh?" asked Misaka Senior. "Why is that?"

"I don't really like the idea of drinking alcohol myself, so even if it's boiled off, I don't like the idea of foods based on it, either," I said. "So mostly it's just an irrational dislike. Also, there was that one time with my handler…"

"Handler?" she asked.

"Ah- that's just what the staff at my companion organisation used to say, her real job title is something else," I corrected. "But I'm used to saying that. We don't get along, since her 'brand' is acting like she's straight out of an edutainment video… She does good work, she's very good at keeping up with the sorts of things I'd want her to deal with though. Making sure prospective companion organisations aren't bugging me, making sure I'm not being taken advantage of with merchandise. I mean, most of the actual 'merchandise' is just from indie Level 5 idolisers so I don't want to take their money, but I know a few food companies that did product development with how my AIM field affects smells, and it wouldn't be right to study some kid and not give them anything… I'm rambling, sorry."

"The fondue, presses Misaka curiously?" one of the other Misakas interjected.

"Ah, right- it was just when I'd been assigned Level 5," I said. "She decided to take me out for a celebratory meal, but she got fondue to try and make me feel mature- which ran right into my irrational dislike of it… Long story short, we basically hashed out that we didn't like each other and that she wasn't going to quit the cutesy act just because it got on my nerves, but she actually takes me seriously, so it balances out."

Misaka Senior frowned. "If she doesn't make you comfortable, perhaps you should have a different… 'handler'?" she suggested.

"I considered that, but most of the people willing to sign up had ulterior motives for whichever group they're part of- joining a particular companion organisation, which I don't want to do," I said. I could imagine Accelerator having been approached by similar people. "Things like that. My current handler isn't particularly likeable to me, but she's good at her job, and she's got the skills and attentiveness to give me peace-of-mind in all the things she deals with. I trust her to not mess things up just because I looked away for five minutes, you know?"

"Misaka thinks that sounds like a person worth keeping around, says Misaka," 10044 said, nodding along.

Little Misaka stood, her kitten- placed on the table, standing in a little City-tech tray-thing for hygiene and his own safety- mewing as she did. "I apologise for diverting from the discussion, says Misaka, who is not sorry at all," she declared blandly, "but the real question is this- does Shokuhou's prodigious bust have anything to do with the consumption of calcium-rich foods? And will it lead to the attention of a certain individual, Misaka demands?"

"E-eh?" I commented intelligently.

Another Misaka stood up. "Misaka is too obsessed with Kamijou, declares Misaka," she argued, with all the expression of a goldfish. "And the real question is, will it-"

"Ladies, ladies," I interrupted, face flushed, trying to interrupt them before they got into a passionate argument. Once again, they'd proved that they were definitely Mikoto's sisters… Sigh. "It's genetic, so check your dad's half of the family if you're concerned about anything. And I'm sure that Shirai is an obvious case for why you don't need to fuss about it anyway."

Misaka Senior just smiled, and pushed the now-bubbling cheese forwards. "But it might do something…!" she informed them cheekily.

Their collective attention refocused on the pot of fondue, laser-like. I was fairly sure I saw one of them reach for her gun, shortly before remembering it wasn't on her person. Honestly- if they were this similar, could we really be certain that Mikoto hadn't been cloned too? I shook my head in exasperation, and started looking through the list of things to order. I suppressed a smile. As much as the Misakas might desire otherwise, one pot of fondue certainly wasn't going to feed all of us.
 
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Second most. Unfortunately, she can only lay claim to half of their genes.

Mikoto would the most successful.

... Unless we are using "woman" more literally?
I will grant you Second most only if her mother or MIL are still alive, because you got it backwards.
Third most successful if her mother and MIL are still kicking.

Success is spreading her genes.

And Mikoto only has <10k sets out there.
Mama has <10k+Mikoto (+ any other siblings).
Grannies would have Misakas + Mikoto (+ other siblings) + Mama or Papa (+ aunties and/or uncles and cousins).

I am making the liberal assumption Mikotos great grandmothers (any of the four) are not alive.
 
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…I suppose the hug pile answers if Shirai is willing to accept substitutes…

The 'Giant Misaka'-and a part of me is cackling at Bakahou for calling her that at first brush- seems quite nice.

Darn shame the girls folded without the hero units to lead the way…
 
So Mama has achieved greater genetic diversity among her offspring, GREAT SUCCESS!
Technically speaking it is a genetic failure the more foreign DNA you mix in, it's just that DNA-mixing makes any individual gene more likely to survive in the long run. It's how bees don't immediately collapse; they hack it so worker bees are more closely related to the infant drones and queens than to their own children (bee genetics are weird), so as long as the queen is successful in having their own offspring raised, they get more success working for the colony than on their own. Ergo, Mikoto is indeed the most genetically-successful. sage nod
 
So Mama has achieved greater genetic diversity among her offspring, GREAT SUCCESS!
Can you call it diversity when all the other halves are identical?
…I suppose the hug pile answers if Shirai is willing to accept substitutes…
Canon wise with Misaka Mikoto edited out of her memory she claims to be straight and falls for her all over again in under five minutes.

Definitely single target.
 
"Fuck it," I snarled. Frustrated, I reached out with my power to grab at what looked like the weakest link, and pulled.

Light flashed at my back. The magic lunged at me- but like a water hammer, whatever I'd done had disrupted the flow enough to put pressure on the system, and the paper popped and burst.
All hail "the fun light!" Long may it shine!
 
Sudden thought: I want Gunha to see Misaki's wings, and then replicate them with GUTS before he even learns about magic, just because angel wings are cool.
 
I'm going to assume that the Walking Church keeps her gains from atrophying, and that she put in the effort to be that level of athletic awhile back. I bet she has a six pack under those robes.

Swole Index is something I didn't know I needed but can no longer live without.

Just imagine her utterly dominating Stiyl in an arm-wrestling competition.

"No," I said. "I'm talking about actual fireworks. The pretty explosions in the sky. If they're sabotaged, and the other team fails, it could lead to mass political turmoil in the City."

Missed opportunity to propose ITEM stepping in as a last-ditch replacement. Picture Shokuhou explaining that in a worst case scenario, the fate of the city might literally depend on Mugino improvising a laser light show while Frenda launches off homebrew fireworks.
 
"I like yoghurt smoothies, and I do like adding cheese to things," I said. "Like cutting it up into rice- oh, and it's good for a quick meal if you slice up courgettes lengthways and cook cheese on top. It probably helped with shooting up like this- I still remember the growing pains… It's a wonder I don't have stretch marks on my legs and stuff, really. Can't say I'm a fan of fondue, though."

"Oh?" asked Misaka Senior. "Why is that?"

"I don't really like the idea of drinking alcohol myself, so even if it's boiled off, I don't like the idea of foods based on it, either," I said. "So mostly it's just an irrational dislike. Also, there was that one time with my handler…"
Excellent taste in food.
 
I appreciate that working relationship with the handler. Just because she doesn't mesh personality wise doesn't stop her from being obviously good at her job.
 
Chapter 44
The meal was nice, and not just because of the hot-pot restaurant that Misaka Senior had chosen, which partially explained how she got away with the fondue thing. One part was that it was a style I hadn't been to before, though that said more about my eating habits than their rarity- they were quite common. The Misakas were either introverts, too distracted by their mother, or using Radio Noise as the equivalent of sneaking their phones at the table, so I mostly got to sit in the background while the girls talked to their mother. Last Order was loudest, of course, but a lot of them had questions and thoughts, and that was before passing on requests from sisters who weren't in AC right now.

Misaka Senior- Misaka Misuzu, I learned- spent a not-insignificant amount of time getting up to apply hugs or tearing up in joy… when she wasn't being as much of a menace as Last Order, anyway. Drinking the rest of the wine she'd brought with her probably didn't help with her not-unjustified clinginess, but it was probably the main reason I was included in it.

Also, with her mother for comparison, I was never going to accuse Misaka of not being an ojou-sama again. (Until she kicked another vending machine, at the very least.)

We'd just finished dessert, resulting in Last Order learning that I knew how to make waffles, and demanding my recipe. "I wanna know, begs Misaka begs Misaka!" she demanded, trying to run towards me despite the hand on her head that was keeping her at arms-length.

"It's a secret," I replied. "At least until you're fully out of hospital. Besides, it's not too hard, you just need-" My watch buzzed. "...Oh, sorry!" I informed them, standing up (while making sure Last Order didn't fall face-first from my shift in position). "I've got the next competition in a minute. I hope you don't mind me heading off?"

"Oh, it's no problem!" said Misaka Senior. "We were planning to go watch, but I wouldn't want to leave Mikoto-chan alone for all of lunch, and some of the girls will be needing to rest soon anyway." She was right- I could see the ones who'd been out getting a little weary, Little Misaka in particular. "That means you too, L-O!" she added, because she'd already picked up on the girl's boundless energy.

"Aww, complains Misaka complains Misaka…" Last Order sighed.

I scruffled her hair, the little sticky-up strand on the top going unrestrained by the action. (Misaka Senior had it too, I noticed, which made me wonder if Mikoto had to flatten down the same tuft every morning.) "There's plenty more opportunities to have fun," I said. "And you'll need to save your energy for the Night Festival, too!" I took a step back from her before she could latch onto me like a limpet, and gave the others a short bow. "Well then. Thank you for the meal, and it was a pleasure to see you all!"

There was a general chorus of Misaka-noise- followed by some of the sisters starting to bicker at having said different things to other sisters.

From one of them, I heard, "Misaka just heard that 'have a good day' is cuter than 'goodbye', says Misaka…!" I tried to hide my smile at that, failed, and promptly took my leave.

I was full, but not overfull- a necessity, given the sisters all had a fairly limited palate right now (despite Last Order and Rei attempting to convince their newfound mother otherwise), and that their intended guest of Mikoto would've had the same competition I did soon. That was good; I needed some time to let lunch settle anyway before I exerted myself.

The walk took me just the right amount of time. By the time I got there, I could see that Tokiwadai- and the other school- were already well into gathering.

The girls weren't bunching up by clique- they were mingling, which was a good sign, though I could still see that the centre of attention was Kobayashi, tall and somewhat stern-faced while she was the acting authority. There were also a number of subfaction leaders, official and otherwise; I could see a frowning Makigami talking avidly, with the other girls mostly listening. Iori- now under Kobayashi's clique- was there too, as part of the discussion huddle, and Kongou was eagerly drilling 'how to cheer loudly for Tokiwadai' into a number of meeker-looking girls.

There was an air of tension to them. It was because of Misaka's continued absence, no doubt about it- she'd missed one game already, after all.

"Hey!" I greeted, jogging a little to get into speaking range. "Seems like I'm on time- it looks like things are going well?"

"Ah, Miss Shokuhou," said Kobayashi with a friendly smile. "It's good to see you. You have more people here, so I'll defer for the duration of the competition; I have to ask, though- do you know where Misaka is, and if she'll make it in time?"

"Unfortunately not- she's mostly-fine, and in good spirits, but she'll need bedrest for the next few days." There were a few consternated murmurs at that, and I decided to cut them off before they could start worrying. "So we're an electromaster down," I said, "but that just means the rest of us have to pick up the slack. We have to leverage everything we have, as hard as we can, even if that was the plan anyway; given the work we've put in, both for the Festival and more generally, we've got a heck of a lot to leverage."

Makigami nodded enthusiastically, as part of the general agreement noises now that people were listening. "Of course, my Queen!" she verbally saluted, and the fact she joined in on the 'My Queen'-ing for once was clear evidence of her hype. "A lot of our strategy was built around Misaka's abilities… How should we be adjusting our plans?"

Kobayashi coughed for attention, and I gestured for her to speak- she said, "From the information Miss Kongou has kindly gathered-" By which she meant 'from their mutual shit-talking', obviously. "-this school is prepared for us specifically; if they can defeat key targets before they're in position, they could overpower us. Defeat in detail, your clique members said." I gave her a nod. "Thus, we need to cooperate and make sure nobody gets caught off-guard, and that's doubly so for people who need preparation time, or who are better at helping others than attacking directly."

Iori- who was still too prideful to stay quiet for long, despite being a Kobayashi clique member now- cut in. "Which mostly means you, Miss Shokuhou," she said, nodding. "You've got that massive timer before you can do anything, haven't you?"

I nodded. "Me especially, yes," I agreed. My Level 5 restriction this time was simple- I was on a timer before I could use anything, beyond sensory abilities and local hydrokinesis at the very least. After that point, I was unrestricted; it effectively turned a generic balloon hunter game into King Of The Hill (though the actual King Of The Hill was tomorrow). If they didn't want a fully-powered Level 5 on the field, they had to take me out- and, more importantly for me, it gave me an excellent excuse to refrain from sandbagging with the mind control. "Got a plan?"

"As a matter of fact, I have!" she boasted, with a wide grin and a haughty look. "When we were having out little spat, I did some research into that friend of yours- 'Michan', you called her? Well, me and my friends' excellent research skills led us to a few interesting discoveries!"

I gave her a flat look at that. "...I know we made up, but please don't take such pride in your stalking ability," I requested, deadpan.

"I can and I will. Anyway! Her ability is very similar to mine, even if that goop stuff is a shoddy replacement for what she's supposed to be really good at," she said. "But I'm pretty sure I can get a hold of what I need, right here! There's a fountain nearby I can get water from, and I can get the rest of the materials from the environment. If I bulk out the right-salinity water with freshwater in the middle, even a mere hotdog's worth of salt could let me control a half a litre of water!" She proceeded to do an ojou-sama laugh.

…In retrospect, this was probably how Accelerator felt back when I'd bragged about my ice control. "...You're suggesting that since we both need time to get ready, we'll both need bodyguards at first, and then you can act as a bodyguard to take the pressure off everyone else, right?" I said, deciding to get to the point rather than focus on that. "It seems sound to me…"

Despite my usual exasperation with the girl, Iori was a powerful esper- I could wreck her easily, sure, but putting her up against a Level 5 with a single water-bottle wasn't really representative of her full skill. She was right in one other thing, too- her power really did resemble oobleck-mode Michan. The force and finesse of correct-material Liquid Shadow would still shred her (metaphorically and literally) in a theoretical death battle, but in a fight of putty versus saline solution, Iori had Michan almost completely outclassed.

I'd seen the girl's system scans. She was one of those rare espers that could mix both quality and quantity, and that was something I had to give her credit for- she could multitask whole swarms of water-blobs, and still have plenty of processing power left over to leverage the brute force of her not-insignificant kinesis grades. Her complete failure to threaten me said more about Level 5s than about her own power; she allegedly had a brain, and thus her powers alone weren't something that could reasonably concern me, but that didn't change the fact she could fairly easily shatter concrete if she (literally) put her mind to it.

Tatsuki had once suggested that, given her observed force output, and that human bodily fluids appeared to be well within the chemical limits of her power, she could totally rip the blood from someone's body if she tried. She had also asked me if she could pursue this further, to which I'd quite reasonably advised her that it would be rude to ask a girl if she could bloodsplode someone with her mind; the amended suggestion had been declined, and the two girls hadn't stopped bickering since.

So that all meant, if we could find a source of fluid, salt, or sufficiently-salty fluids, we'd have a hydrokinetic juggernaut on our hands. It had been very useful for clique formation, however, and was certainly very useful in a children's sports festival.

If she could get the materials to use it, that is. She relied on having a 0.9% salt content for the fluids she controlled; ideally, she'd use agar or something to bulk it out, but that wasn't completely necessary.

To add to that… "Anyone else got a setup-heavy ability that might benefit from some extra scanning?" I asked, and ran a quick Mental Out search.

However, the armbands on their arms- designed to make sure I wasn't cheating by doing too much human-manipulation before the timer- bleeped softly as they did, drawing various glances from the girls as they each flashed on the lowest of their five bars.

I glanced away, a little embarrassed at having been caught in my snooping for once. Then I coughed, and continued. "...Apparently the answer is no," I said, nodding to the others, pretending I'd remembered the bands were there. A few of them seemed a little caught-out by my pause themselves, but nobody made any complaints. "Anyway."

In terms of tactics… Basically, everyone else was either a generalist or too specialised to need to come with me. The Kobayashi Clique members Kinen Mei and Soushuu Kii (often just called Mei and Kii) were the closest to Hokaze, with instant acceleration and air wall projection respectively as their powers. Makigami's invisibility would be incredibly helpful for both attacking her enemies and defending herself, as an example of one of my own clique's less obvious assets. And they were by no means alone; Kongou was a particular powerhouse on her side, and her air jets would be incredibly useful for controlling the field

But other girls here, like Sakibasu or Iori's privacy-invasion duo (who were keeping their distance, but who seemed more discomforted than scared), were pretty mediocre from an ability-leveraging perspective. They were still vitally-important, both for indirect ability usage and for getting enough balls in the air to overpower the enemy's defences, but they'd need support or advantageous circumstances to deal with stronger ability-users on the enemy team.

"Kobayashi is the obvious leader- there's people more from my clique, your ability will be much better than mine for tracking and relaying information but before the handicap ends, and afterwards, I can cause a lot more trouble focusing on the enemy team if you're still focusing on keeping ours in one piece," I said. "We won't know much of what our enemy's doing until it happens, so stick together- power strength is our biggest advantage, so we should probably split into hunting parties and turtles… People focused on battle, and people focused on protecting their own helmets," I clarified, noticing a few confused looks.

As for people that would help in our group…

"I can be a pretty strong win condition, but they have to hyper-focus on keeping my balloon unhunted if they want to win, and we don't- I think just one more person is all we should put on my group, and that'll let the rest can take advantage of their distraction by playing normally and keeping them pinned down that way," I noted. "I can use myself as a relay between our group and Kobayashi, too- if you pick up on my mental voice, I can just feed the voices I hear into it, and the rules don't count that sort of thing as 'telepathy'." She nodded, seeing my point. "We need someone who can keep us in one piece, long enough to get Iori rolling, and then still be able to act as support for the 'complete' power assembly…"

That, to me, made one person here ideal for the task ahead.

"Miss Soushuu?" I asked- the aerokinetic girl perked up, her brunette hair (and her twin bangs in particular) pouncing slightly from the movement. "You've got defence with your air walls while we're still powering up, and you can swap it out with your mobility to play skirmisher afterwards; having attack and defence means you can move around with less support, and someone mobile would combo great with Miss Iori's water blobs. Anvil-and-hammer style- if the enemy's trying to break past them, you can pin them down pretty easily, I think."

"Oh, that makes sense, Miss Shokuhou," she said with a nod and a brief smile. "I'll be happy to work with you."

There was something… a note of distance, perhaps, in her voice. It struck me as odd. But I nodded- "Glad to have you, then," I replied.

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We faced our foes on a playing field, similar to that used for dodgeball. Kongou- another member of the competition- had done her utmost to rouse the many softer spirits in the group, and now, we faced our opponents with bean-packed balls at the ready.

The rules were simple. We couldn't use roads reserved for spectators, we couldn't go indoors, and we could only use assigned balls- ours being the red ones, theirs being the white. All of us were wearing paper balloons on our heads, affixed to hard white caps that were strapped to our heads; these paper balloons were the target.

Testing, testing, one-two-three… "Hey, say something, Iori," I said.

"Something?" she replied.

Kobayashi's voice came back to me. "I can hear her loud and clear- that should be very helpful," she replied. "Though it's very strange to hear multiple voices from the same connection."

I'd done a little poking with my power, given I'd confirmed I could do that from the telepath in my prior contest, and her AIM field was basically pulled into 'strings' that could attach to the AIM or brain of other people. I wasn't quite sure which. Either way, it meant she could only work as a star network, rather than any other type- all traffic had to be relayed through her, and that only happened as fast as she could process.

I'd attempted to get multiple people on the same link, when I'd invited her to an esper session, but that had just left everyone involved with migraines after the wires started clumping or signals started getting routed through the midway attachment points. That had been rather sad- it would've opened up more complex networks if it had been successful, but sometimes a duck was just a duck, and sometimes a one-way power was just a one-way power.

"Excellent," I said. "I don't think there's any more prep we need to do, then."

The plan was simple- the centrepoint would be our goal, and we could pick up Iori's power substrates on the way. And the rest would be as discussed.

The announcers' voices rang out. I put my focus on the team in front of me, mostly tuning them out while they rehashed the rules of the contest- getting an eye on who was focusing on me would be more important. Word of Misaka's absence had clearly gone out, because they seemed a lot more confident than a school going up against Tokiwadai normally would be.

And the people focusing on me were… honestly, almost all of them. "We'll need initial protection from an all-out attack, looks like," I sent to Kobayashi, and she responded in the affirmative. They were going all-out, were they…?

An eager grin slipped onto my face- I saw the first cracks in their confidence show as they saw my expression. Here I was, with a golden opportunity to do a little mind-control flexing, and they thought I was going to let them take me out before I could indulge?

Hah. I'd just have to show them they'd bitten off more than they could chew.

I went tense in anticipation when the announcers finally got to the countdown. "Competing schools, are you ready?!" they called. "On your mark, get set…"

The pop of the starting signal went off, and everyone moved at once. "Gooooo!"

The enemy team fired their abilities, and so did Tokiwadai, wind and fire and rubber and telekinesis all clashing as the enemy tried to disrupt us and our girls immediately countered them. Soushuu's air wall went up to keep the backlash away- I dived low, grabbing a pair of red-team balls from the ground, Iori following my lead. No point in leaving without ammunition, after all.

Our strategy was trading my immediate mobility for Iori's snowballing potential- she was slower in both reflexes and running speed, so we were still in range of the enemy when the dust cleared. "C'mon, Iori!" I yelled, as she pushed off the ground with her second red ball. "Places to go, people to beat!"

"Why are you only this energetic when it's a problem for me?!" she complained. My eyes flicked away from her-

My hand went up, and a ball curved wide, bouncing off of a wall behind me with a layer of frost. Another, telekinetically-propelled, was caught in one hand thanks to a quickly-dropped red ball and a hand-eye-coordination hack- I almost stumbled as it kept pushing for a few seconds, before going slack as the telekinetic seemingly tired. "Oh- sorry!" called Soushuu. She'd caught a fusillade of projectiles, but hadn't quite managed all of them.

"No worries!" I responded. I couldn't single out the person who'd thrown the ball I'd frost-curved- that seemed like a really good throw rather than a power, so kudos to them- so I made a finger-gun gesture through the air wall and continued my retreat into the streets behind us.

Despite having Tokiwadai on my side, the enemy team had one major positional advantage- both the centre of the field and the fountain Iori needed were on their side of the pitch. The bounds of the contest weren't regular or symmetrical at all, which meant the enemy team and their lower average power level could have a much greater space on their side to make up for it. So while we could break line of sight like this, we still needed to flank around the enemy and break through to our goals.

As we made it out of the enemy's area of awareness, I checked my passive scans. I could track them by their armbands without triggering anything, I'd checked, but mind-reading would trigger them, so I had to guess what was going on based on how they moved. "Play vanguard, would you kindly, Soushuu? They're fanning out to try and catch us- we'll need to stick close to you," I asked, and she nodded, slowing a bit. With that established, I started rattling off positions in my head, for Kobayashi to translate to the rest of the team.

We moved quickly- Iori was mostly making up for her lack of sportiness with dogged enthusiasm. It wasn't long before we hit the enemy lines.

"There they are!" yelled a boy, scruffy-haired, wearing glasses, around our age, as he rounded a corner- and quickly flung up a fire-shield as I mock-threw my ball at him.

The broken line of sight was enough for me and Iori to duck around a corner wall, while Soushuu charged ahead, using her air walls like steps to get some height. His eyes widened when he realised that she was heading over him- her pinpoint throw-from-above was disrupted when she had to stop and throw up cover against an attack from the street he'd come down.

But he was turned around now, eyes locked on Soushuu rather than us. I tossed my ball, and fine-tuned my aim with the same ice-deposit trick I'd used to throw off the enemy projectile- it soared through his paper balloon with a pop, letting Soushuu focus on the chokepoint she'd just found for herself.

"Score one for Tokiwadai!" I yelled, and ran to catch up, Iori quickly following up- she passed me her spare ball, and I responded with a thankful nod as we got back to Soushuu before she could get surrounded.

Another member of the enemy team- a girl, with black pigtails- shouted, "We've found Mental Out!"

"Don't you mean Mental Out's found you?" I shouted back with a smirk. "I'm not the only telepath we've got, y'know! Prepare to be ojou-sama'd!"

"Eh?" she called, immediately before Kinen- Soushuu's black-haired friend, with the ridiculously-long twin ponytails- sped past, taking the girl's balloon down with a drive-by melee attack. "...Eh!? What!? Nooooo!"

"Told ya!" I shouted back at her, though I didn't stop running away. Soushuu let us past; more competitors might come down the sides, but there were definitely enemies behind us.

"I see it!" panted Iori, drawing my attention back to her- she was by no means worn out by our sprint, fortunately. "The fountain! Can your power splash the water from here?!"

"Nope!" I responded, looking at the fountain design as it came into view; it was a pretty bog-standard ornament, albeit in a modern design with swooping abstract curves, standing proudly where two major thoroughfares intersected. A lot of the buildings around us, shopping stores mostly, had their entrances arranged to face it. "That margin's too high for my kinesis, we'll have to do it manually."

"Damnit, Chocohou!" cried Iori, and put on a burst of speed. "Have a consistent power level, will you?!"

We made it to the edge of the fountain, narrowly avoiding a tossed ball or two as we ran. We both came to a halt with an impact of hands on fountain's-edge. "Now what?" I asked.

"Watch this!" yelled Iori, and splashed some water on the floor.

"...I'm watching?" I said, confusedly, when nothing appeared to happen.

Iori's face contorted in frustration. "Damn, damn, damn!" she cried, briefly stomping her foot. "There should be salt here, I checked around the city before the festival! Wait- did they clean all the pathways since then or something?!"

"They did," Soushuu responded, backing up towards us, propping up new air walls as she did to keep us covered. "Why?"

"They must've washed any salt residue off!" she realised. "There's usually some on flat terrain like this, from when they salt it in the winter, or from cleaning agents- but if they're making sure everything is pitch-perfect…! We'll be bottled in if you don't think of something!"

"Wait- if I don't think of something?" I clarified, to which they both nodded. "How should I know where to find salt?!"

"You usually pull some sort of unexplainable nonsense out when there's a problem," Iori observed reasonably, and ducked a little as two more balls bounced off Soushuu's walls. "So figure it out before we lose!"

"Fine, geez!" I responded, and had to duck a curveball that was thrown over the wall. That person again?! "Umm… Uh-" Another ball bounced off. "Okay, gimme a minute to hash something out- I haven't tried solution-generation before… In the liquid sense I mean, I solve things pretty-"

"Just hurry up and do it before we're locked out, they're surrounding us!" pressed Iori.

She was right; enemy students were coming down two different roads, and even if I could see Tokiwadai attacks- a blast of air from Kongou knocking off a few long-shot throws, a ball from nowhere (aka Makigami) assassinating the balloon of a telekinetic that was about to get a ball past Soushuu, Kinen trying for another drive-by and getting caught out by my arch-nemesis with the really good throwing-arm- we'd definitely be caught out if I took any longer.

"...Ah, screw it!" I said, and roughly mashed some of the calculations for brain-detection with those for water-generation. Then I aimed my improvised function at the fine spray of water coming from the top of the fountain, and activated.

Immediately, the water started to turn, a slightly salty, metallic smell becoming apparent. Iori sensed it, turning to it before the effect was even really noticeable. "Keep doing that!" she cried, bringing up her arms as a mnemonic, and quickly gathering the altered fluid into a growing water-cored orb. "Whatever it is, it's working!

I spotted someone on top of a building- a tall boy with a triumphant grin, as he flung a ball- suddenly jet-propelled. Soushuu spotted it, but her walls took time to project, and she wouldn't make it.

It slammed into Iori's liquid mass instead. "We're in business!" she crowed- the outer layer had split briefly, spilling fresh water on the ground, but the structure as a whole held firm. "Shokuhou! Keep doing whatever you're doing. Try and make some ice on the inside- a slush will help keep it together. I'll be able to split off some blobs once we find soil!"

"Gotcha," I responded.

We started moving; Iori formed empty eye sockets and a stringy, gaping mouth on her blob, and sent it charging at the enemy students who were most in our way. It gurgled ominously, Iori altering its 'mouth' to force bubbles to foam through the water, and slammed a heavy dumpster out of the way like it was an empty cardboard box. "Hah! Yeah, you run!" yelled Iori. "Fear the blob of doom! Tremble before us, ahahah!"

"What is it, anyway?" asked Soushuu- Iori wasn't done with her buildup, and we were still in a bad position, so her air walls were still covering our retreat. I paused awkwardly (verbally- I was still running), trying to figure out how to explain it. "Umm, Miss Shokuhou?"

Iori noticed my silence. "...Wait," she said, turning from her blob's rampage. "…It's not made of watered-down pee or something, is it?"

"What? No, of course it's not made of- why would that be an option?!" I asked, incredulous.

There was a pause, the silence waiting for the actual clarification on what it was.

Seeing I wasn't getting away with leaving it at that, I added, "...It's, ah, cerebrospinal fluid. Probably."

"...Ah, probably?" asked Soushuu, looking slightly green.

"You made salt by… turning water into brain juice!?" Iori asked, having to take a breath halfway through, looking baffled by the realisation of what it was she was controlling.

"Look- you asked for me to improvise, and I improvised!" I argued. "Sometimes you pull a perfect power-block technique out of nowhere, and sometimes you have to make do with brain juice. Anyways, you were rushing me!"

"But you turned water into brain juice!" Iori repeated- this did not appear to be affecting her willingness to wield said brain juice in a massive blob monster, which was still charging ahead of us.

"I'm a brain-o-kinetic," I insisted, "what were you expecting when you didn't give me time to do something sensible?! Argh!" I threw my hands in the air. "I am never living this down, am I!?"

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I lobbed an aim-enhanced ball down from the top of the building, popping another ball on the enemy team. "How's the situation, Kobayashi?" I asked, watching Soushouu hop off another wall and back onto the rooftop, to catch her breath.

"There's less than a minute left, and we're already far ahead," said Kobayashi. "You were right- their focus on you has thrown them off completely, and victory is in our grasp even without the timer."

With Soushuu to guard me, I'd climbed up a fire escape in the centre of the grounds, the whole area well within my range. From here, I had the high ground. Kongou's air jets, her understanding of air physics, and the occasional roof from Soushuu had let her send reinforcements of red-ball ammunition up to us- a number of our more defensive players had come up here to hole up with us, turning the game into a multi-layered siege as the enemy team tried to break our position and the rest of Tokiwadai surrounded them.

"With the timer, I'm sure your brain-o-kinesis will have no trouble securing that victory," she added.

"...I'm never living it down," I sighed despondently, and lobbed another ball at another target. That one missed, despite my cryokinetic aim-hacks, unfortunately.

Iori was still on ground level, acting as border defence. She wasn't entirely relying on brain juice for her blobs any more, and had sent off blobs on memory to refill her stores when she'd found other sources of water. Kongou had been taken out by a swarm of enemy students trying to break her supply line- she'd fought valiantly, but with her gone, Iori was probably the single strongest esper on the field right now.

She was clearly enjoying her reign of terror; with our improvised fortress at her back, her blobs ahead of her, and airdrops of ammo from the girls manning the walls, she was simultaneously laying down suppressive fire and imprisoning any white-team balls she or her blobs found inside of her blob monster. The thing was using its treasure trove to make its menacing gurgles even more menacing, as well as adding some ablative shielding against any attacks that tried to destroy it with brute force- an incredibly tough prospect, if you were forced to fight Iori's force with force of your own.

We'd taken casualties, but the enemy's distractedness had left them with a lot more members down. And any second now…

The armbands all beeped, and fell off. I grinned. "Showtime," I said.

I picked a few critical points in the enemy team- where Tokiwadai was pressing them hardest- and targeted a few individuals with a spare hand or two. I couldn't legally take them down with their team's balls, but between the pressure from Tokiwadai and the chaos from realising that the Level 5 had just lost their chains, they were in no position to differentiate any subsumed individuals from their own.

Their lines broke. "Excellent work, Miss Shokuhou," Kobayashi affirmed, her telepathic link giving her an excellent view of the enemy team's collapse (albeit an abstract one- it could only detect audio clearly, and could only track its targets hazily otherwise). "We've won for sure."

With a Level 5 to smash any organised resistance, and the ability to simply make people pick up a red-team ball and hit their own balloons once they lost control of the situation, we finally had the chance to wipe the floor with them. And so we did.

Our foes were clearly disappointed, and more than a little frustrated, at their loss; we made an effort to be gracious victors and thank them for the game, though between their lack of enthusiasm, and the occasional natural arrogance from our playerbase of ojou-samas, we didn't quite manage to soothe their egos. Once we left, we promptly piled up in the victors' area to celebrate.

Given the number of people involved, and the lack of any official leaders, there weren't any victory speeches this time. Schoolmates and visiting ex-schoolmates or out-of-school friends were piling up; I smiled, and slipped away from the pile of overly-excitable students to retrieve my phone from the event organisers.

I'd gotten a text from Hokaze. 'I saw your performance on the screens! :D That looked like so much fun! <3 Did you enjoy your meal? I really enjoyed my time with my parents! I've got a competition now, so I'll talk later!'

I texted her back: 'It's all going very good! Hope to hear from you later.'

I pocketed my phone, and started to move back to the celebration, where Kongou was starting to make an overly dramatic overview of the events from our team's perspective to the people who'd just joined us. It was busy, but it did look like fun, and this had been my last contest of the day- I had time to relax later. A few of the girls- Soushuu, Sakibasu, Makigami- saw me coming, and moved to let me into the group.

I was interrupted by the sound of clacking heels. "Oh, Miss Shokuhou!" said a voice I recognised- that of a member of the faculity.

"Oh, Miss!" I said. It was one of our maths teachers- she gave me the vibe of a young woman with old money, and was definitely the sort of person you'd expect from a fancy school. "Can I help you…?"

"I'm very sorry to interrupt, but a representative from one of our school's major affiliates has asked to speak with you," she said, smiling broadly. "It all seems very exciting!"

"Major affiliates?" I asked, tilting my head. Mostly because I wanted to know who, rather than the term confusing me or anything.

"Ah- I'm not sure how much the students keep track of adult things like that," she said, and started to explain. "A number of companies assist us at Tokiwadai, both for the prestige and for mutual benefit with our ability development programs. It's very rare for such a company to speak to a student personally- you should be proud of yourself!"

"...Thank you?" I said, puzzled- and perhaps a little irritated that I was being dragged off, unprompted. "Do I have any responsibilities, beyond turning up?"

"Oh, no- just be yourself," she said. This advice ranged from 'quiet' to 'somewhat dorky' to 'perfect professional' to 'stabby stabby', so it wasn't particularly helpful, but I nodded along like I understood what she meant. "Such requests are vetted by Director Unabara herself, so you don't have anything to worry about! You have... oh, half an hour, before you need to be there."

I nodded- I'd never met the director, so I didn't know how much credit I could really put in that. Probably 'not very much', given she'd been on the board with a literal cannibal up until he got Mugino'd. "I see," I said, keeping my concerns out of my voice.

"This could be very good for your future career- you could even get an excellent companion organisation right now! I hear that you haven't found one that fits you for a while now," she said, faux-conspiratorially; this was technically true, but completely missing the point about why I didn't have a companion organisation. "Anyway, you'll have to head back to Tokiwadai; one of the maids will guide you to the meeting room upon arrival, Doctor Kihara will be meeting you there. Enjoy your week!"

It took a moment for the name 'Doctor Kihara' to sink in. "...I'm sorry, what?" I questioned abruptly- but she was already trotting off. A deep-scan mind-read gave me literally no further details. Doctor Kihara?!

…Yeah, this was definitely something to contact Hokaze about, and Michan too, if she was nearby. I had no idea what was about to happen, and my faith in the director had plummeted off a roof with the name alone. (Kihara Gensei? Kihara Yuiitsu? Someone else with the same family name?) I moved to pull out my phone-

Someone grabbed my wrist, and my gaze snapped up to whoever had just touched me.

Soushuu Kii stared me in the eyes. "Miss Shokuhou," she said earnestly. "Please- you can't go."

"...You know about the name 'Kihara'?" I said, staring back at her. Then I glanced back at the celebration. "...Perhaps we should speak in private, first."

She nodded silently, and followed me.
 
Well that's a thing.
My smart money says Kihara wants to grab Misaki to keep her busy lest she make it rain on the mages parade.
The thought is this:
Kihara wants SUFFERING, and the Catholics are trying to invade.
Letting them pick a fight lets Kihara pull the trigger on a war between Science and Religion, likely smashing the Catholics hard enough to cause the other two pillars of Religion to end up in a ThunderDome, but while Magic is likely brittle and based on a few outstanding talents, in theory( Academy City can basically mass-produce Esper Soldiers enough to overwhelm the Religions, even if They end up losing a Level 5 or two here or there.

Edit: I'm just throwing this theory out there for fun, not seeking clarification on setting!
 
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I gave her a flat look at that. "...I know we made up, but please don't take such pride in your stalking ability," I requested, deadpan.
I'm pretty sure this is the first time we've seen MiSaki use Canon!Misaki's verbal tic.
Her complete failure to threaten me said more about Level 5s than about her own power; she allegedly had a brain, and thus her powers alone weren't something that could reasonably concern me, but that didn't change the fact she could fairly easily shatter concrete if she (literally) put her mind to it.
Brutal.
She had also asked me if she could pursue this further, to which I'd quite reasonably advised her that it would be rude to ask a girl if she could bloodsplode someone with her mind; the amended suggestion had been declined, and the two girls hadn't stopped bickering since.
Spoken as only a girl embarrassed by her level of Bloodsplode Ability would.
"Look- you asked for me to improvise, and I improvised!" I argued. "Sometimes you pull a perfect power-block technique out of nowhere, and sometimes you have to make do with brain juice. Anyways, you were rushing me!"
...if I had space in my Sig for a second quote, I would Sig this.
 
Instead of going to Uiharu's sundae place, we'd agreed to abuse our access to Tokiwadai's rented fancy hotel. Uiharu was, understandably, more than content with the change of plans.
Uiharu deserves to have some of her Ojou fantasies fulfilled.
Greetings, Miss Shokuhou- Misaka and Misaka have decided to support Miss Kouzaku in her sporting pursuits, explains Misaka Sakura," said the first Misaka, revealing her identity as 10044. Her sister was likely Rei, then, given that the two often came as a package deal; she did give me slight Rei vibes. The two girls were both holding ice creams as I filed in beside them- Rei's was covered in sherbet, while 10044 looked to have plain strawberry
Network sisters. Nice. Always happy to see the clones.
Little Misaka is attempting to locate Kamijou Touma, due to having befriended him on an earlier occasion, notes Misaka, though she suspects that her true motivation in searching for him is due to romantic infatuation rather than friendship alone
I hope she is there whenever misfortune brings Touma into contact with MisaSI.
I nodded back to them. "Right. But I'm kinda peeved at them for doing that sort of class… I might have to take the rivalry a bit more seriously, then. Do a bit of recon beforehand, after this morning, perhaps?"

They glanced at each other. "Misaka approves of this idea, says Misaka, already plotting how to surreptitiously do surveillance of her own," Rei informed me.
I am also peeved, and approve of a comeuppance.
Hi! I came last, but it was a good race anyway..." Damn- she'd probably gotten focused down by the other trailing students when they realised she was both fast and lacking in powers.
Basterds.
Taking the lead was probably a good idea on her part. I could feel the static coming off of Rei and 10044 from here; insulting me, Michan, and her friend in the same breath certainly hadn't pleased them. As for myself

On the one hand, I could totally kick her ass, and she totally deserved to have her ass kicked. On the other hand, Michan had asked me to do otherwise; besides, while there were very few problems that couldn't be solved by calling in a Level 5, there were also very many that probably shouldn't
Pfft. Lol. Silly silly Bakahou. She just insulted you in front of the sister you named...
"...Huh." Accelerator glanced back behind him, where Misaka 10032 was still standing. "You're not the one I'm supposed to be killing today," he said, irritated. "Why are you getting in the way?"

"This unit's code is Misaka 10037, says Misaka," she said. It was Rei.

Then, without prompting this time, his eyes flicked to Rei. Rei was still standing between us, unflinchingly. The fact that Hokaze had moved to protect her had done nothing to make her move.

The silence stretched between Accelerator and the clone in front of him, filled only by ragged breathing. Nobody else spoke.

"...Hah. That's… funny," said Accelerator. "Really, really funny…" He panted for a moment, seemingly overwhelmed by the adrenaline. "You really don't want that starry-eyed idiot there to die, huh?" he said, finally.
The sister who put herself between you and accelerator and didn't move when her bluff failed, even after stronger defenders arrived. She most certainly isn't letting this go, so a level 5 will be solving this girls ego/manners problem. Her deserved ass kicking is inevitable.
Aoki blinked. "You're friends with two Level 5s…?" she breathed, and I legitimately had to check if I needed Mental Out to keep her from fainting.
If she meets accelerator before the day ends this girl is going to break.
The rest of us- me, Saten, and Misaka's sisters- had stood by the fences, and had made generally enthusiastic noises when she passed us, with Saten being the most competent at such an assigned task.
Look Misaka! Your future girlfriend is cheering you on!
"I don't know," she said, frowning slightly. She was currently looking about five feet over my head instead of at me, which wasn't unusual. "What runs backwards? Is it feet? It's very vivid. I hope it's feet, that would be funny to look at. It doesn't sound right though. Is it because they can't fly? But that's not backwards, that's up," she considered, turning away again. "Hmm."
Is this foreshadowing? It feels like foreshadowing, but doesn't actually make any sense, so maybe I just want it to be foreshadowing?
"I don't think you understand what conversations are for?" said Ai, immediately jumping on the opportunity to sass him.
Oh! Sassy girl! Me Like!
"Sir Rikuta!" insisted his apparent aide, cheeks puffing up in indignation. "And it will not be a competition; his plans are far too great for you to defeat!"
Wow. The Ojou Super Fangirl! She has some of Touma's love interests beat.
Ai smiled. "What's your plan?" she asked, tilting her head, twirling the end of her hair idly. Her audacity tickled me.
I love this girl. Please tell me there is "A Certain Sassy Precog" for me to read?
That threw them both for a loop. "My… mine backup plan?" Rikuta questioned.

I nodded. "Indeed," I said. "For if- when?" I asked Ai, to which she nodded. "-For when your first plan fails. That's important, too."
These two make a great team and comedy duo. I would love it if they had a go at rude girl, but I'll settle for an offscreen accelerator grade ass whooping.
"Which would make a backup plan entirely redundant, would it not?" Rikuta suggested reasonably.
You forget the fact that your in an uncontrolled environment where any number of things might go wrong. You've account for all of her strengths and your strengths, but you've narrowed your view to competitors and geography. Heavy enough traffic could easily let her lose you.
"Come on, Ai," I said. "Let's show them not to underestimate us, eh?"

"Yes, my Queen!" Ai agreed.
I love it when they say the thing!"
In a fit of pique, I flashed an idol-style peace sign at him with a grin. "Level 5~!"
Lmao
By 'the best', I meant 'me and Ai', of course, but I wouldn't be mad if he ended up proving me wrong.
Agreed.
 
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Chapter 45
I did have some leftover time before making it to Tokiwadai, so I had time to sit down and talk things through with Soushuu on a nearby bench.

I was already set on making it on-time, unfortunately for her. Speaking cynically, Tokiwadai was important and well-monitored enough that blatantly attacking a student there was a very bad idea, and for me, it seemed a better plan than having the meeting being forced somewhere else. Plus, I was guessing that skipping the meeting would just result in 'get told off for being rude, and have to apologise at the next meeting'. I doubted I'd be expelled the first time I tried it, but I didn't really have the means to stop them from expelling me if I pushed my luck and insisted.

Soushuu, meanwhile, was very much not on this train of thought. It was practically the first thing out of her mouth, once I'd said that our conversation was being muffled.

"You should forget about the meeting, Miss Shokuhou," she told me. "There's no way that having their interest will end well for anybody. Don't tell your friends, don't turn up- even if you're stronger than I am, you should never get the attention of a Kihara. Never."

I shook my head. "Too late for that. I have reason to believe that one of them is specifically playing around with me already," I said. She grimaced, almost cringing. I decided to speak up on it. "...It sounds like this is personal."

It took her a moment, but slowly, she nodded. "...Do you know the name 'Kihara Amata'?" she asked me. "Or who he is?"

"No," I responded. "It's not a name I've heard of before."

"He's… he's the scientist," she told me, "who was charged with creating the Accelerator. He figured out how to get past his shield, extract his memories and thoughts… That girl," she said suddenly, even as the pit in my gut grew. "With the bags. After the terrorist attack- with DA. That girl was Kinuhata Saiai, wasn't it?"

That night… Kinuhata had arrived with my bags, and I'd seen her having a stare-out with another student. I checked my memories with Mental Out- it had been Soushuu. The thought that they might know each other hadn't even crossed my mind. "It was her, yes," I said. I looked- and now I could see the scars on her neuron patterns, and a particularly familiar neuronal pattern that had barely broken down at all, technologically carved- burned in, even. "...You were caught by the Dark May project."

She took a deep breath. "...You know about the Dark Side of Academy City, Miss Shokuhou?" she asked. The fact I didn't immediately reply told her a lot, and her next question was audibly nervous. "Are… are you involved in it?"

I paused. Then, I said, "Sort of. They have a thing about involving me, rather. More so recently. I try to make them regret it, when I have the chance- not as much as I'd like, but 'keeping the Level 5 telepath from a mental break' isn't a responsibility I can take lightly."

She didn't immediately respond, but I could tell from her face- there was something she both wanted and very much didn't want to ask. I checked.

Most of it… it was rather unpleasant. "...I'm not like Accelerator, in the particular way you're thinking," I responded. "I've never knowingly let the Dark Side experiment using my powers- the last time they tried was before I was reclassified as a Level 5, and though it took a bit of setup, well…" She was staring. I realised I was smiling- I rubbed my cheek to try and wipe it from my face. "Hmm. It became fairly well-known in certain circles that it was a bad idea to try such things. Safe to say, I've only had attempts to include me without permission since then, and even that has been rather recent."

I glanced away, taking a moment to think.

"I can't imagine it's too much of a comfort, given what I know of the project- but he's broken his apathy, recently," I said. No explanation was needed for who 'he' was. "He ended up being convinced that something… similar, to Dark May, was ethical enough to actively participate in, rather than 'only' not caring as he usually might. When we convinced him otherwise-"

"The Accelerator- you convinced him of something?" interrupted Soushuu, eyes wide. "How? They say he tore up every research group that tried to hold him, in the end… That nothing can change his mind. And you… did?"

I nodded. "Yeah. Took a significant amount of prep, and a lot of blood, sweat and tears, but Accelerator isn't some invincible monolith of evil- he's just a guy with a particularly strong power and some shitty influences in his life… A girl from the project he was attacking asked us to have some faith in him as a person, and thankfully, we did. We couldn't beat him in a fight, despite our best efforts- but our argument won in the attempt," I said. "He's been keeping an eye out for the rest of that particular project that opened his eyes, since then. Even got injured for it, a few times, which is saying something for the supposedly-invincible esper." I saw her disbelieving look, and nodded. "…I doubt you'd want to speak to him, as a non-mind-reading assumption, but if you do, let me know. I could ask similarly for Miss Kinuhata as well."

"...I'll keep that in mind," she said, looking down at her knees.

The silence stretched. "...While more time to absorb all that would probably be better… the name 'Kihara'," I said, bringing us back on course. "I started out as a bit of a Dark Side pet project, but I don't believe any Kiharas were directly involved. The most experience I have with them is second-hand- an individual called Kihara Gensei setting the sparks for that AIM Burst incident a while ago, and evidence that one Kihara Yuiitsu tried to alter my emotions somehow via tricking someone else into an idiotic sacrifice play against me. So 'Kihara' is something of a gap in my knowledge right now."

"...A Dark Side pet project? You were created by the Dark Side?" she asked. "I-" Then she tensed, realising she'd just asked me about my tragic backstory, which was generally rather impolite.

"Don't worry about it," I interrupted, wanting to head her off before she started having a panic attack. "...In some ways 'created' is a good word- I don't remember who I was beforehand. But more than that, I'd rather not speak about," I said, shaking my head. "Well, with one exception- but I have to get moving very soon, if I don't want to add 'insulted' to 'interested'. What do you know about them?"

"I only know what I've overheard, but- they're a clan of scientists, who are defined as much by their evil as they are by their creative potential… in the worst way possible," she said. "The name 'Kihara'... it's synonymous with the worst, most powerful excesses of science in Academy City. They'll kill a person for even thinking that they might be going too far. I researched the name, after I… left, the project. I didn't find much, but the closest things I found to a 'good' Kihara were a schoolteacher and a Judgment officer. The latter had their body destroyed, supposedly in self-experimentation, and the former mysteriously disappeared. It's more common for them to be born into the clan than invited. If not all of the Kihara are evil and genius… I can't help but believe that the good ones don't last long."

Some sort of… half-genetic, half-adoption mad scientist family? "...A personality trait that ingrained in a family seems unlikely… by chance, at least," I said, discomfited by what she was saying. But… "There's a lot of technology that could be used to create such a clan, though- especially if the method used would link the two traits."

"You're saying that they could be… artificial, Miss Shokuhou?" she said, brows furrowed.

"It makes sense, to me," I said, frowning in turn. "The Kiharas I know of are all associated with neurology. And if espers have brains that are so much more powerful than the average person… well, I can't imagine that nobody'd take the chance to use it for non-esper purposes. So if you assume that 'evil' came first, and 'genius'- or even both traits, if you're correct, and if we assume it's hereditary in some way- were added later… That could explain both what you've said, and the rumours I've heard."

"But if the Kiharas can be created artificially… and they're interested in an esper as powerful as you…" Soushuu shuddered. "I don't believe it's the most likely outcome, given that they didn't do the same to the Accelerator when they had the chance, but your clique funds Miss Tatsuki's friends, doesn't it? If you're powerful, and already interested in science, then…"

The implication didn't need to be said- a Level 5 mind controller, with the personality of someone willing to sign off on Dark May or the Level 6 Shift- both of which had butchered living people… Dark May didn't even have the excuse of 'clones aren't people', I'd already learned that the child-vivisection experiments leading to the Coffin machines of DA had been in the very same group Soushuu had revealed she'd been in.

And Kihara Yuiitsu had tried a '+curiosity -inhibitions' cognitohazard on me. I swallowed.

"...I certainly hope their interest isn't in that way," I said, "but I definitely can't rule it out. So… I still can't see how I'd be able to skip the meeting safely, but I can certainly improvise more defences, and speed up the timetable on the non-improvised stuff." I stood. "I don't think I can wait any longer, but-"

"Take me with you," she interrupted. "...Miss Shokohou. If you were to be hurt, or if you were to hurt someone else because of a monster like that… I wouldn't be able to stand it." She swallowed.

I took a breath.

A lot of people were occupied or otherwise unavailable right now. Misaka and Shirai being in hospital, Uiharu being on patrol, Hokaze with her competition… I could make sure they were in the loop, but from the conversation I'd had with Soushuu, the physical threats that they could help me with were the least of my worries. The best people for helping with non-physical threats would likely be the Index and the Nihilists, and even then, they certainly didn't have the means to perform a fifteen-minute ritual on an uncooperative Level 5. Even Magnus (if he'd be helpful) wasn't actually inside the city right now, given that he and Kamijou hadn't messaged back about the ongoing Croce de Pietro incident.

That basically meant 'a powerful physical esper' and 'overwatch' were the best I could muster if things went bad, and Soushuu was definitely the most powerful physical esper available right now.

"If you're certain," I said. "I'm going to contact some of my friends who are similarly-involved now, so don't feel obligated."

"I can't ignore something like this, Miss Shokuhou," she told me, shaking her head. "I'll come with you."

__________

By the time I arrived, I had a fretting Michan on call if I needed her, a quantity of Liquid Metal (reserved from the first Coffin's liquid metal computer for just such a situation) moving through the school vents, Iizumi doing her best to look for anything suspicious despite the daylight throwing off her accuracy, and a group of Misaka sisters- Rei, 10044, and some of their compatriots they worked well with- skulking around with 'violin cases' holding rifles they'd somehow reserved from the experiment. I'd have a powerful aerokinetic sitting within the school itself, too. If I needed firepower on short notice, I'd be very likely to know the need for it, and I'd have it quickly.

I was fairly sure that any Kihara, as smart as they were rumoured to be, would recognise this as a likely result of asking me to a meeting on short notice. And we'd literally just established that if things turned south, 'physical violence' was not the most likely sort of violence. So this did not make me less apprehensive.

In all honesty, I was completely ready to figure out if steam could be manifested in a human brain, should things go wrong. Most of the people on standby were more for emotional support than to deliver any necessary violence.

I carefully kept my heart and breath rate at a calm level. No need to look more nervous than I was.

We were met by a maid with short, purple-blue hair. Her name was… hey, wasn't 'Tsuchimikado' the name of that contact from the City? Tsuchimikado Maika was one of the maids-in-training, partnered with Tokiwadai, though she was more commonly associated with Misaka's dorm than anywhere else. I'd heard- mostly from morning snooping- that she and Misaka were rather close (or at least familiar), particularly given Misaka's relatively small social circle. It was odd for her to be here.

"Lady Shokuhou!" she greeted politely, bowing with a smile. She turned to Soushuu apologetically. "Ah, unfortunately I can't let Lady Soushuu in as well…"

"Oh, don't worry- she's justified to be here," I said, smiling in return. "I'll take the blame if you get told off for it or something. Besides, you can always blame it on mind control, right?"

She chuckled at my comment. "I'll trust your judgement, then," she replied, blinking. "I hope your meeting goes well!"

Soushuu took a moment to respond. "Ah- thank you, Miss Tsuchimikado," she agreed belatedly, having been distracted by the two shoujo-manga stars that had appeared over Tsuchimikado's pupils.

She walked ahead of us, unaware of the manipulation. "We're already running low on time," I said quietly to Soushuu. "Best for everyone not to get bogged down- her included. And her being here means I have to check something…"

Soushuu nodded silently. "...Okay." She put her attention back on the path in front of her, while I pulled out my phone and checked for a few things in Tsuchimikado Maika's brain.

'Tsuchi,' I texted her… stepbrother, apparently. 'At Tokiwadai, got a meeting with 'Dr Kihara', vetted by Director. That cute maid you mentioned guided me in. Will she need a hand with anything? Heard that family is poor guests, lmao.'

The response was quick. 'they better be on their best behaviour lol. heard that girl is pretty overworked- Send her home iif she faints, should be good tho. if they cause a problem lemme know kk?'

'Lol, can do.'
Judging by the capitalisation and the misspelling, what he wanted me to do was pretty obvious. I could understand the concern, if he knew what Kiharas were.

That it gave me an extra data point in favour of the 'Kiharas are evil' viewpoint, and that it might get me more of an explanation from someone who could represent Academy City's higher-ups, was entirely incidental.

Tsuchimikado Maika stumbled, all of a sudden, and I turned my external reaction of 'concern' to 'on'. "Hey, are you feeling alright?" I asked, stepping up to catch her with the 'unexpected' bout of dizziness.

"Ah, I'm fine, Lady Sho-" Maika retched suddenly, clutching her mouth for a second, though she didn't throw up. She took a moment to steady herself on the wall. "...Oh dear," she said. "This is embarrassing. …Forgive me, I must have-"

"No need to apologise for bad luck," I interrupted. "I doubt the school would want you to throw up on the good Doctor's shoes or something- they really should have brought more backup maids than just one if it's an important meeting, in all honesty. Geez. I'll read your notes and apologise for your absence, how does that sound?"

"I'm sure I-" Maika retched again, and I flicked a few more switches in her decision-making process. "...Perhaps that's wise," she admitted. "I'm really, truly sorry…"

"You should go with Miss Soushuu to the service entrance- there's a few people nearby who could assist you…" I ran a quick cross-reference in her memory banks. "You've met Miss Misaka's sisters before, I've heard? I know some of them are free, one of them could walk you back to your brother's apartment, since they'll have the address between them?"

"Ah- she was very nice when I met her, so that would be lovely…" said Maika, dizzily. "I'll go home, maybe she can pick up a boys' love manga so I can recover comfortably, like Misaka gets me…"

…Perhaps I'd made her a little too dizzy. I had many questions about this, mostly in regards to how on earth Misaka was involved (I wouldn't judge a preference for romance manga given Hokaze's manga collection), and I was going to ask precisely none of those questions. "You go rest and relax," I agreed. "Thank you for your assistance. I hope you recover soon!"

She would, of course, I had her on a timer for around 48 hours- not the same severity the entire time, but enough to make sure her maid school didn't think she was skiving or something. "Sorry again…!" she replied.

Soushuu nodded to me, and hauled her off. Having Soushuu sitting at that entrance was a good idea, so it made sense to send her over- she was fast enough that the distance from our guest's path of entry would do more good than not.

As they left, I called up one of the nearby Misakas with Mental Out. "Hi, Imogen," I said, after checking which one it was, "sorry for the zap." I still hadn't figured out how to get through their passive field without a (relatively small) electrical shock. "There's a girl called Tsuchimikado Maika that one of you met…?"

I explained the basics of the situation to them verbally, and provided extra details directly- it was more convenient to do so given that I could use Radio Noise's communication inputs for the task. It turned out that Maika had met Little Misaka in the past, and she was coincidentally already with them; the girl was thus chosen to meet Maika and Soushuu inside Tokiwadai, and guide Maika home. I texted Tsuchimikado Motoharu back. 'You were right- she nearly threw up, oof. Prolly needs bed rest for a day or 2.'

'oof lol, ty'
came the reply.

As I put my phone away, I started to hear a whirring behind me- the sound of a drone?

I quickly turned to face it, and saw a harmless-looking box floating in midair. With a glow of cool light from its sides, a figure appeared in midair. "You know," said the woman that appeared, "that was supposed to be a display of confidence on my part, rather than something to make you worry, Miss Shokuhou."

It was a woman I recognised- or, rather, the hologram of one, generated by a small, hovering drone. Her face and hairstyle (a messy black hairstyle that almost, but not quite, had a ponytail) I hadn't encountered in person before, but I knew well enough from the pictures. "Director Unabara?" I asked, caught off guard. "...My apologies, but I'm not sure I understand."

Director Unabara's hologram- slightly flickery, presumably from the unstable origin point of a flying drone- shook her head, a little bemused. "That maid is a friend of Miss Misaka, Miss Shokuhou. If anything were to happen to her, I'd lose both of my Level 5s from Tokiwadai's vaunted halls," she said to me, the hologram of her standing tall and almost-opaque, with a polite smile- with just a hint of cockiness at the edges. "And quite possibly the halls themselves, too, given your personalities! Either her presence risks the anger of both Level 5s of this school, and my reputation, or it risks none of it. Trust me when I say that I understand your concerns about the situation, but they're unfounded this time."

"...I don't think putting someone's friend in a concerning situation is a good way to generate trust," I said, giving her a flat look, dropping the pretence. "I assume you've heard of the rumours around the name 'Kihara'?"

"Not rumours- facts," she said. "Many unwise people want their attention, but nobody of good taste wants to associate with them. Unfortunately," she sighed, "they're a fact of life for anyone of influence- as I'm sure your recent resurgence in the city's list of notables has made clear to you. You and I would both rather keep them as far away from Tokiwadai as possible, but given their status, sometimes that's very close indeed. I suggest you hear them out, and take what boons you can get. They don't know empathy, but they certainly know their bait, and sometimes there's not even a hook on the end of it!"

"...So you understand why the name 'Doctor Kihara' concerns me," I said flatly. "Would it happen to be the good Doctor Gensei, or the good Doctor Yuiitsu?"

"Ah, not telling you that is part of the terms for their good behaviour," she responded, that smile back on her face. "And their good behaviour is very important to me, I assure you. As much as I'd prefer to keep them away from you, I felt that organising this meeting was the best prospect for everyone involved. Yourself included, of course. Your recent excellence has done wonders for me- having you leave Tokiwadai or start causing problems would be poison to my reputation, and if you don't trust anything else, trust that. Keep up the good work, Miss Shokuhou."

I'd already decided that I very much disliked this woman. And not just because she'd presumably scared the life out of Maika's stepbrother, simply because she wanted to make a point to me.

I wasn't going to say that out loud. "...Is there anything else you could tell me before the meeting, Director?" I asked her, sensing that she was bringing the conversation to a close.

"We could have had a much longer conversation that explained a lot more, with a lovely cup of tea to boot, if you'd had more faith in me," she sighed. "But I suppose that's on me for not explaining myself. Head to the meeting room, would you kindly? I'll use this drone to show Doctor Kihara in. Just know this- you need to grow stronger if you want to protect the girls around you, and I've ensured that helping you both is in my own best interests." She smiled, and clicked her necklace- the hologram began to fade out, but she continued talking before it disappeared completely. "That's what 'trustworthiness' is to you, correct…?"

Director Unabara's voice and visage faded completely- I frowned, with a quiet sigh. The drone buzzed away. "...Hah. It's certainly a bit more complicated than that," I noted, to the empty corridor ahead and behind me.

The promised cup of tea- as expected- was in the meeting room as I arrived.

It was perfectly brewed, according to the part of Mental Out I used for tea-based diffusion practice, and my favourite type- an oolong, specifically, and probably an incredibly expensive one if I knew anything about Tokiwadai. By now, it had gone a little cool, but I could heat it up again to enjoy it properly if I wanted.

I moved the untasted cup to an adjacent room to wait for my visitor. I wouldn't drink it, of course, so there was no point in leaving it on the table.

__________

Without the information being fed to me, I probably would have been rather surprised by Doctor Kihara's arrival.

Instead, I opened the door for her, and didn't smile. "Doctor Kihara," I said.

A woman in a wheelchair smiled back up at me, and rolled herself into the room as I stepped out of the way. She wore pale yellow pyjamas, the sort you might see in a hospital. "Why, how considerate," she said, staring up at me intensely with two blank brown eyes. "I see you were expecting me."

She turned her back on me as she wheeled herself to the side of the table; I approached, and took the seat opposite that the Director had left for me. "Why wouldn't I be?" I said to her.

Doctor Kihara chuckled softly. "I suppose you're right. I would be disappointed in you if you took a member of our family so lightly as to be unprepared for our meeting, even at this short notice," she said.

She adjusted the position of her wheelchair slightly, so it was perfectly in line with the table's edge.

"My name is Kihara Byouri," she said. "I'm here on business, rather than pleasure; a certain relative of mine wanted me to have a discussion with you."

I hummed. "Unfortunately, I haven't long been working on 'who's who' in Academy City- I'm not familiar with you, or what you do," I said. "Something productive, I hope? And would you be willing to share which relative?"

"No- not out of any sense of loyalty, of course," Kihara Byouri told me with a small smile. Her voice was soft as leopard's fur. "But sometimes we trade favours, and I was offered a small but reasonable favour if I spoke to you."

I didn't know what was going through her head; if there was a reason she'd been asked to speak to me, perhaps it was because of that chair of hers. Saying it used an electrical field blocker would be like saying the internet had a lot of useful information- I could barely discern she was there, from Mental Out's perspective, let alone read her mind.

Though perhaps that was for the best.

Nothing I could detect was suggesting she was manipulating me with some hidden gizmo or doodad- unless you considered that she had a larynx, and had actively bolstered what everyone else had said about Kiharas with her words, of course.

"What are you here to discuss, then?" I asked, folding my hands on the table's surface.

"I would like you to reconsider a few things," she said, smiling. "This is not a threat, or even an inevitability. I am not a very persistent person in most things, and while you are an interesting individual, you are not somebody who stokes my interest, or whom I could get much out of. So let us talk a while- I will fulfil the favour I've traded for, I will have what I want, and then we'll be done with it."

"Reasonable, if it's true," I said. I leaned forwards, and rested my chin on knitted hands. "So. What is it you'd like me to reconsider? My 'enthusiastic walks', perhaps?"

She chuckled again. "Oh, certainly not. You're referring to the sabotages you implement in the scientists you consider 'improper', are you not?" Kihara Byouri asked. "Your exploits are fairly well-recorded, and I must say- you do bring some joy to many of our lives with such activities."

I raised an eyebrow. Given that they were the scientists I'd like to target most… Was it an attempt at reverse psychology? A double bluff? Or the truth, and there was some second-order effect I hadn't considered? "How so?" I asked her.

"The essence of a Kihara is to make breakthroughs that far exceed all expectations of science," she told me. "But there are those who seek to mimic us without understanding that 'essence', or who seek far baser things than scientific progress- such as money, or animal urges. There are also those who do understand that 'essence', but are incapable of expressing it. Such individuals are worse than worthless to us."

There was a principle in ecology where predators made an ecosystem healthier- with a wolf around, the deer would only eat so much from any one place, and would not grow ridden with ticks, as they share their space with weaker deer, or as they lay in the same comfortable grass day after day. The wolves would eat the deer who ate sweet leaves from the verges, or who were weak, or who were lazy and predictable. And the shepherd, if he built his pens properly, would- even if the wolf sometimes ate his livestock- find that shooting the wolf would only lower his income, as the unafraid deer ate his fodder and passed on disease with their presence.

"So if a few 'amateurs' are being caught in their shenanigans by me… then the 'professionals' benefit," I said out loud.

"That's correct, Mental Out," Kihara Byouri replied. "To make them give up on those things that they pursue uselessly… I find that it is an admirable sentiment. In part, it is why you do not interest me- you already exist in a state that brings me some satisfaction. My role in this City is to make people give up on things; I am an expert in giving up, both in what I do and in what others should do, and you are competent enough in your work that I gave up interfering with it before I even began. The most rational of us, I think, would think the same."

"Which implies," I said, "that there are less rational members of your family that would think otherwise."

"There are, though admirably, most have given up rather than pursue you," she said. "Self-preservation is a burden that should be reserved for those lesser than us, but good prioritisation is an asset, and there are easier things to do than interfere with the City's Level 5s."

Ah. "'Self-preservation is a burden'?" I repeated blandly. "…That explains so much with so little." If this woman's comment was representative of scientific decision-making, in the same City that had made Accelerator, or Railgun, or- heck, even Mental Out… "Hmm. But I doubt that's why we're talking."

"No, it isn't," she replied. "I'd like to talk to you about science."

"Science," I questioned. In a general sense? Or something more specific? Was this woman going to ask me to reconsider my stance on child murder as an acceptable form of progress, or something? I'd spent some time figuring out what sort of diffusion maths I'd need for implementing a few different forms of arterial problems, if that was the case.

"Yes," agreed Kihara Byouri, nodding slightly. "You're known to hold a divide between 'moral' and 'logical'; it would take too much effort to convince you of anything in the former, but the latter is something you're happy to work with. Am I correct in saying this?"

"You would be," I agreed. "Hume's Guillotine, if you're familiar with the term."

"I am, yes," said Kihara Byouri, smiling.

The idea was simple- any truth of what would or might happen could not provide an objective answer for what should happen. So I could be convinced I was incorrect, but if you assumed a topic to be a fixed tenet of my morality, and that you only knew what I did about it, you could not convince me I was wrong.

"So here is the problem," she said. "Your current implementation of the scientific method is ineffective for you."

That sounded… doubtful.

"Go on," I said politely, regardless.

"The principles of the scientific method are simple," she said. "To put it in simple terms, the steps are as follows- define a question, gather the resources and information that are relevant, form a hypothesis that explains your observations, test the hypothesis through reproducible experimentation, analyse the data, interpret it so that you have new questions, publish the results, and retest it. Yes?"

I nodded- those were practically the words on not-Wikipedia. "I would agree with that," I said, "yes. That's how I define proper science."

"What do you do when that is no longer an effective means of gaining knowledge?" she asked me.

"I'd look for a new method. But given the history of people trying other methods, I'm disinclined to think that a new method exists," I pointed out. "Not without proper evidence, anyway."

"Then here is evidence," said Kihara Byouri. "Academy City is thirty years ahead of the world, and it is widely agreed that its most effective, boundary-pushing individuals are members of the Kihara family. And the Kihara family does not use the scientific method in its standard form. How is this discrepancy resolved?"

"A difference in tools and resources," I suggested. "Academy City's greatest contribution to the world is in terms of education, and its most obvious is espers; my own ability to think is orders of magnitude beyond that of a normal human, and it would be foolish to assume that just because you and the other Kiharas I'm aware of aren't espers, that they wouldn't benefit from that research into thinking. Intellectual singularity- smarter computers build smarter computers- even if those computers are human. With the economic and cultural incentives aligned properly and with sufficient intensity," I said, "this effect would outweigh- and amplify- the existing science culture's negative aspects."

"A sensible suggestion," she noted. "But there is a flaw in this- if the Kihara family are truly geniuses in comparison to all other humans, as you and other high-level espers are, then the scientific method being 'proper' would amplify that intelligence and result in a greater advantage. And yet," said Kihara Byouri, "we are aware of that method- and rather than use it, we have discarded it purposefully. If it were more effective, then even if it were less enjoyable, Kiharas would be forced to adopt it in a 'race to the bottom' against each other."

"Such a race can be prevented with the proper cultural incentives," I said. "If it would be shameful or dangerous or otherwise disincentivised to adopt a personally-superior method, it won't happen. That's why mob bosses solve the prisoner's dilemma, after all."

"You would need information to amend your hypothesis- information that I cannot provide merely by speaking. Which means you cannot learn more about the world," said Kihara Byouri. "And thus you cannot learn more about whether or not I am telling the truth until you find more observations- direct and otherwise- on the culture of Kiharas."

Then she paused.

"Or can you?" she suggested, and tilted her head. "Here is something that is not obvious. I am sure you have been told that there are two principles to the Kihara family- our recklessness, and our intelligence. You could use other words, such as 'evil', and they would not be wrong- but there are two principles. This is what you have been told, yes?"

"Something along those lines," I agreed. "But from your tone of voice, I'm assuming that this is incorrect."

"Yes- there are, in fact, three principles," she said. "The third… is social intelligence."

That threw me for a loop.

"...I've heard that Kihara Gensei has a respectable reputation by Kihara standards," I said, and she nodded. "So it seems odd to say that the sort of person who'd cause the sort of problems I've seen would be a person with high social intelligence."

"The AIM Burst incident, yes, Mental Out?" she questioned, and continued without waiting for me to answer. "A lack of 'care', in the moral sense, does not mean a lack of intelligence. Or a lack of care, even. Having such a dangerous and exciting incident as the AIM Burst appear to be caused by someone else would be to his benefit, would it not? I can attest, from both myself and other sources, that Kihara Gensei is incredibly socially-intelligent. So are all of the most important members of the Kihara family. And this is not merely by design- this is utterly vital to its function. Let me ask you another question."

"Certainly," I replied.

"In the earliest days of science, major new discoveries were made all the time, by individual humans working primarily from experimentation; it led to a new age of human discovery," she said. "In the present day, this is true of Kiharas, and not true of ordinary scientists, and the city with Kiharas is the one that is in a new age of discovery. What made it possible for that first age of human discovery to take place?"

"Division of labour, increased education, and mass communication," I said. "A reduced ratio of farmers meant more could dedicate themselves to the sciences as a practical career, increased educational access raised the odds of an individual having the minimum knowledge required to make advancement, and mass communication enabled the transfer of the scientific method and its results between scientists. Also true during the various regional Ages of Philosophy," I added, "to a degree- stable empires with more trade meant more specialisation, more education, and more spread of ideas."

"I would argue that the Kihara clan can be interpreted in a similar light," said Kihara Byouri. "The division of labour between 'normal' scientist, machine, and Kihara means more knowledge can be interpreted by a single individual than ever before. Academy City's advances in education, neurology and even cybernetics mean that not only are we capable of being more educated than anywhere else in the world, we are capable of being more intelligent. But it's the third area that I believe you've missed."

"Mass communication?" I asked.

"Communication," she corrected. "Why has science slowed down?"

"The easiest discoveries have already been discovered," I said, "outside of developing fields such as espers. Everything else requires increasingly complex tools, a lot of iteration, and a lot of transfer of information to be successful."

"So what would happen, do you think, if a sufficient number of individuals were intelligent enough that- after initial experimentation- inference became more effective than iteration or information transfer?"

…Hmm. I raised an eyebrow. "I would say they're arrogant, but go on."

"Say that you are a scientist. If you were intelligent enough, how much time and effort could you save if your ability to predict variables approached or surpassed your ability to test them?" she asked. "What if the scientific method, rather than reject it, successfully verified this approach? With this, you would be able to supplant the requirement of 'replicability' for personal usage, and the speed and cost efficiency of experimentation would increase exponentially from there."

I watched, warily, as she produced a pile of papers from a side compartment- one I hadn't noticed- in her wheelchair. She placed the papers on the table in front of me, and after a moment, I retrieved them, to flick through the titles.

I looked back up at her.

"Following from there," she said. "Say that you have multiple scientists who have performed this method, and found it valid. Apply to this the hypothesis: 'I can predict which individuals are also capable of this feat in a given field,', the hypothesis: 'A peer review of sufficient size with this method is applicable in novel fields unless proven otherwise', and the hypothesis: 'I can predict if an individual is communicating their results accurately'. Before this hypothesis is tested and proven, the ability to validate information is limited by the capacity to transfer to and from the human mind- which you have already learned the dangers of, from what I hear. Afterwards…"

"The ability to validate, with a more effective ratio of time to useful information than the scientific method… is only limited by your ability to tell if the other 'second-stage scientist' is deceiving you," I finished for her, an understanding- though not quite a belief- dawning.

"And that… is the ability called 'social intelligence'."

She grinned, and produced another pile of papers from her chair.

And I, inevitably, took them.

"From there on out, the only limit becomes the morale of the individual… There is one thing that is obvious, should you observe them long enough: no normal Kihara will voluntarily restrain itself," said Kihara Byouri. "So tell me this… if we refuse all constraints, ethical, moral and social- why are all of us constrained in a single geographical location?"

"Validation," I said. "Assuming that you're correct, and that's the method a Kihara uses, then meeting another Kihara in person is the most efficient method of information transfer. And the more of you in a single location there are… the more rapidly you can communicate and validate your discoveries amongst yourselves."

"I see that you still don't believe me completely," she said. "But… one last question. If I am correct- where, logically, would the Level 5 of human manipulation be placed in these two stages of science?"

I did not give voice my answer, and she smiled.

"You will never be one of us, I suspect," she said, rolling herself backwards, away from the table. "I see nothing convenient or entertaining to make you give up on. But perhaps I'll talk to you again, if I am offered another small favour. And- as part of my current favour, and because it would be slightly more interesting- I shall give you a small piece of advice."

Her blank brown eyes bored through mine. I did not look away as we stared each other down.

"There is more than one Kihara who is not only interested in you, but invested in you- and for very different reasons," she said. "I think that second interest shall be quite obvious, when it manifests, and not a moment earlier. …Enjoy the Festival, Mental Out."

"...Stay safe, Doctor Kihara," I said.

She caught the non-standard implications fairly easily, given there was only one real 'danger' I could be referring to, and laughed softly. The door was still open- without any need to open it from her chair, she glided out from the room and into the corridor, and out of my sight. I stayed there until she was outside of my range, entering a vehicle, and driving away.

I was left alone, in a room, with nothing but the papers she'd left me.

I picked them up, performed a careful manual analysis with every tool I had available to me- psychometry, nerve impulse analysis, even a manual fluid observation of cells that had been in close proximity- folded them carefully for later use, and left the meeting room behind. I had other priorities, this week- like making sure the people I'd contacted knew I'd apparently left the meeting sane and in one piece... but at least one person I knew, when I had the time, would have useful information for safely reading potential cognitohazards.
 
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