[x] Oh no
[x] Chase them!

Seriously, what the hell? Letting her go isn't IC in the slightest, crazy feline or not.

Why was it even a default option!?
 
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[] Spend a day with Pink Girl!
-[] Teach her how to Cat.
I admit confusion, I thought you meant Cat as a verb (teach how to Cat = teach how to make things cat*), not how to be a Cat.

[X] Oh no
[X] Chase them!



*I know it should be impossible to teach MG magic (as it's their personal magic), but it isn't like that has stopped Amura before
 
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Tallying!

Adhoc vote count started by TheBleachDoctor on Apr 10, 2017 at 9:37 PM, finished with 18363 posts and 22 votes.
 
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[x] Oh no
[x] Chase them!

Oh no! You can't let Pink Cat be taken away! You mean, that's kind of what the purpose of this was, but you didn't realize that she would actually be taken away!
You chase after the person who took Pink Cat, mewling frantically. They stop and look down. It's an old lady.

"Oh, another kitty," she leans down and pick you up too, "Must be my lucky day!"

Oh... Oh dear.
She puts you in the crook of her arm along with Pink Cat and you just stare at each other.

'Is this part of the plan?' Pink Cat asks nervously.

'...Yes,' you move over to her and nose boop her. Best Cat can never admit how badly Best Cat screwed up.

You eventually find yourself in the old lady's apartment. It's a small place, and smells kind of like old person. She locks the door behind her and sets the two of you down on the kitchen table. She shuffles off into the kitchen and you hear the clanging of pots and pans. Hm... there are.... lots of stuffed cats on the mantle...

"I hope these new dears are better than the last ones!" you hear from the kitchen, "My last ones were a bit... stringy."

'Homura-chan, we need to go!' Pink Cat suddenly mewls in a panic, looking around, 'I think she wants to eat us!'

You don't know that... but okay, Pink Cat.

[] Turn Human, grab Pink Cat and...
-[] Try to leave by the front door.
-[] Dive out the window!

[] KILL HUMAN

[] Wait. You're sure it's just a misunderstanding.
 
[X] Wait. You're sure it's just a misunderstanding.
Eh. We can always magic our way out if something goes wrong.
 
[X] Wait. You're sure it's just a misunderstanding.
-[X] Turn Human and sit at a table while old lady isn't looking. Explain the misunderstanding. Laugh. Surely the old lady doesn't actually eat cats. That would be unfortunate. For her.
-[X]Idly play with your Bet Cat Claws, sharpen them on something made of metal, accidentally shredding it, oops.

Clearly this was a clever plan to find out what happened to the disappeared cats in this park. We are Kitty Holmes!
 
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-[] Cat human
[X] Turn Human, grab Pink Cat and...
-[X] Dive out the window!
 
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[X] Wait. You're sure it's just a misunderstanding.
-[x] You have Kitten Time if anything happens.
 
[X] Turn Human, grab Pink Cat and...
-[X] Dive out the window!

Autodefenestration!
 
[x] Turn Pink Cat human.
-[x] Cat the stuffed cats.
-[x] Try to make petting contest: Pink Girl petting you vs. Old Lady petting Catted stuffed cat
 
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