It Belongs to a Museum

That's an interesting point about the Everchosen, actually—we're in a position to put together a authoritative list of who exactly the 13 Everchosen were—after all, academics can only agree on a handful of them.

But if we can grab relics from all over the world, we might be able to put together just exactly which champion was an Everchosen, and their eventual fate.

Of course, that's a long term project and doesn't gel with the main purpose of the museum, but it would be a cool side exhibit.
I think it jives well enough with the museum: While our greatest remit is vampires and the necromantic diaspora from Luthor's patronage, an "Everchosen exhibit" would fit well into the "history" affinity of the general Awakening audiences at the very least.

Besides which, nicking Archaeon's shinies from wherever they went after the Storm of Chaos has just a delightful flavor of hubris and vengeance to it.
 
I'm looking forward to this quest earning the tag Hubris, which is a coward's word and not just ordinary hubris, but Magnus the Red (aka The Crimson Cyclops in WF) levels of hubris. The kind of hubris of wearing copper armor and shouting all the gods' are bastards, DB Frieza levels of hubris, or even Starscream levels of hubris.
 
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Well they can use magic can't they? as long as they have any means of interacting with the world they could communicate through code. Might have to have a translator, but that would be worth it.

Sadly yes, it is just a dream for that very same reason. (although for some reason it made me think of the hilarious idea of a lizardman joining as a tour guide in an attempt to correctly teach people The Great Plan, a real 'you were doing it wrong' thing.)
Kroak can use magic. None of the others can AFAIK. And stealing Kroak seems like a bad idea.

That would be fun, "Here we can see a diorama of how the warmbloods foolishly built a city, where instead they should have erected a monolith to the glory of the Old Ones. I shall now spend six hours demonstrating the correct rites for the dedication of such a monolith."

Besides which, nicking Archaeon's shinies from wherever they went after the Storm of Chaos has just a delightful flavor of hubris and vengeance to it.
There's a question. @Boney, did the Storm of Chaos happen in the IBtaM timeline?
 
So Archaon got "remembered by history" as "Archaon the None-Chosen".

It seems that poor Dietrich Kastner was once again "abandoned by his God(s)" in a key moment
 
The issue with Archaon was always that GW tried to hype him up and then it never really went anywhere, then they forced things with End Times which just left a sour taste in everyone's mouths as it felt less like he won due to being competent, but because the writers said so.

I don't know how he works in Age of Sigmar, as I mostly refuse to touch that.
 
Yes. Archaon got stalled at Praag until the Chaos Gods took pity on him and then got teleported to Middenheim where he got absolutely demolished by Grimgor. General consensus is he couldn't have possibly been an Everchosen.

At this point I'm convinced that Malal still exists in the setting, because what else could explain why the Chaos Gods keep losing. They are just really, really bad at doing anything.
 
I think it jives well enough with the museum: While our greatest remit is vampires and the necromantic diaspora from Luthor's patronage, an "Everchosen exhibit" would fit well into the "history" affinity of the general Awakening audiences at the very least.

Besides which, nicking Archaeon's shinies from wherever they went after the Storm of Chaos has just a delightful flavor of hubris and vengeance to it.

Lo! How was the Thirteenth Everchosen, the Herald of the End Times defeated? Was he banished by the Guns and Faith of the Empire, was he slain by the arcane puissance of the High Elves or ground down by the stubbornness of the Dwarfs? None of these, tried to recover his rightfully plundered treasures from the Vampire Coast and Luthor Harkon didn't appreciate that one bit so now the museum has a genuine Everchosen corpse on display, still in its armor. :V
 
At this point I'm convinced that Malal still exists in the setting, because what else could explain why the Chaos Gods keep losing. They are just really, really bad at doing anything.
If memory serves, Malal was supposed to be the divine embodiment of Chaos's tendency toward infighting and self-sabotage; even absent such an embodiment, the tendency still hasn't really gone anywhere.
 
I remember once being described a core facet about Warhammer Fantasy's narrative, in which I feel it stands out compared to other settings (including its sci-fi variation). It went something like this:

"This is not a setting where evil wins because being good is dumb. In this setting, evil is dumb as mud, but utterly convinced of its own brilliance."
 
To a Chaos God, the worst case scenario is if an Everchosen succeeds but one of the others benefits more than they do. The second an Everchosen is going to deliver a success that benefits one of the Chaos Gods over the others, the other three will turn their full attention towards changing what success will look like, instead of on making success happen. In theory the reason Archaon was supposed to be such a threat was that he was aware of this dynamic and actively worked to keep the Chaos Gods balanced and therefore on task. In practice this turned him into something of a generic evil guy with zero personality, which IMO is probably a big part of why he failed so hard in Storm of Chaos - the results came from people sending in the results of actual games they played (or claimed to have played) and there just weren't many people excited for Archaon the Everfailure.

Malal was the product of the guys that created Judge Dredd and a bunch of other comic book antiheroes making a comic in the Warhammer universe, the core idea seemingly being a protagonist with Chaos Warrior aesthetics but killing bad guys. That protagonist's name was Kaleb Daark, which kind of says it all. But GW was still new to the copyright game back then and the writers of that comic ended up owned Kaleb, which left a question mark around whether they'd also own Malal, so Malal got excised from canon too. He gets brought up as some secret deep lore when he was just a weird incursion of the era's comic book memes into the Warhammer Fantasy ecosystem. There are more recent incarnations of the same general idea in Necoho, Chaos God of Atheism, and Zuvassin, Chaos God of Foiled Plans, but even they have only ever gotten brief and vague mentions since 1e. Chaos just doesn't need a secret saboteur to explain what keeps going wrong, the four main Chaos Gods are perfectly capable of sabotaging themselves and each other.
 
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