Apparently he wasn't the only kid that happened to. There was another kid next door, Kenny, who was forced to be a lawn stableboy statue.
I deliberately left it ambiguous just how much he told them specifically so that if there's ever a need to drop horrifying new lore about his childhood he can do so and still get appropriate responses. Monogram knows a good chunk of it, but I like to imagine there's depths of traumatic Backstory that even he hasn't heard yet.
Oh yes, as horrible as most of Heinz' backstory is to anyone with any amount of heart in them, I imagine Cobra is especially horrified by what he hears.
*laughter* Amazing! Simply amazing! Slight critique, Betty would've known a few of those stories as well, due to them venting to each other about their siblings (Doof mentioning his mother's love being inexplicably linked to kickball at the very least). Take 20 XP!
I will happily take it! And yeah, Betty would probably know at least a couple stories so he presumably interrupted himself at least once or twice to say "You remember that backstory right Betty?" Or something to that effect
Well now, i know it's not worth it, for me. 5 of those quality of omake's to make a single roll 1 point easier.
This isn't stitch. This is first contact where bubbles in canon convinced them that mosquitoes were endangered and that they were essentially a wildlife preserve. Thus keeping them off of our lawn
Since they can't access the Book of Doofenshmirtz without us (unless they manage to find someone else with Doof's rather rare hand shape) they probably don't know anything we aren't willing to tell. Our "hero entrepreneur" plan apparently has enough chance of success that as long as we don't really screw the pooch we can probably be in position to nudge things away from the distressingly numerous Bad Ends of the greater Disney canon.
Lila and Stitch? (Maybe)
It did mention at least one benefit and drawback in the post itself though.
To be fair, while that whole thing was incredibly fucked, they specifically needed a gnome for mystical threats. A guard dog wouldn't work.
Which honestly never made sense to me. What is GalFed's metric for endangeredness? Considering they were otherwise willing to render humans and dogs and such extinct, it can't just be "life that only exists on that one planet". Also it's kind of weird this is happening now since Bubbles already lost his hair and it's been over a decade since 1973.
Eh, Stitch's arrival is subtle enough we might only catch on when Jumba or Gantu arrive, giving time for Lilo to get under his skin. Plus, Jumba can be redeemed, and doof is the type to give chances like that.
