Fate/White Parmesan
- Thread starter AnonymousRabbit
- Start date
- Mature Fantasy Modern
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
1. OlgaXGodzilla Threshold is the villain OTP of this quest it seems.
2. The only major trade-off is more willingness to follow a plan from Cu if he gets to butcher people here.
3. The Magecraft Olga is trying to use, isn't too useful in CQC. And to Cu, Carmilla will basically die with one backhand.
Nope, not anymore. Check the Status threadmark: it's gone, and the Mystic Code we were wearing at the time is gone as well.
Spectral Waltz
Scatterbrained Writer
- Location
- Walking the Endless Corridors
No Late, you're looking at this the wrong way. When Rabbit says that, it's a warning. If we fight Olga with Berserker right there, the fight will be proportionally harder. The difficulty will scale to match, and with Olga crossing a Godzilla threshold the stakes will scale with it.
Trust me Late... As a Rabbit Quest veteran, I know this. It will not be easy. No matter how powerful Berserker is or how powerful we are, when Rabbit warns us like that it means that they will become powerful enough to match us in that scenario.
No I did, I know it's gone. But I don't think it was a mystic code ability? Or was it?
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
No I mean it like Olga will probably accelerate her plans faster since Cu is there. It's like pulling a gun on your foe in a knife fight. And the other side responding with an orbital laser.
In which case the Gun is Cu and the orbital laser is the meteor Olga's calling down.
In which case the Gun is Cu and the orbital laser is the meteor Olga's calling down.
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
See, this is the point where we switch metaporical argument chairs. Olga isn't a melee Magus. What she has is like bringing a Death Star to a knife-fight. Sure, it's a planet killer and can cause massive amounts of collateral damage, but can it reasonably hold off a man-sized target running at you at supersonic speed?
The only outcome I can see where Olga, Olga herself mind you, puts up an actually difficult fight... is if she somehow becomes Beast III. If this Grail War was all Kiara's plan to become a demon-god, and Olga's just in the driver's seat. And that would be more of something coming together from off-screen than something we can reasonably anticipate.
EDIT:
So, aside from me making an accurate analogy-guess again, Olga decided to be Sephiroth? Wierd. But I think my analogy still has some relevance.
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Tiny_Dic
Carbon Cringe Lifeform | Hyperborean Coomer
- Location
- My Room
RIP Olga Marie, this is almost as bad as that one doujin where she's stuck in a Reality Marble and doesn't realise it, even after Gudako went in to save her.
[x] "Kill them. Kill them all Berserker. We can't let them get to the city. We need to protect who we can and help the police."
[x] "Kill them. Kill them all Berserker. We can't let them get to the city. We need to protect who we can and help the police."
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AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
10 minutes
I understood that reference
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
I don't, and I am curious about the name.
- Location
- New York
You guys know if we pick the kill them all option then that will mostly cause him to think that's it's ok to kill the police too right?
- Location
- Who Knows Where
[X] "Kill them. Kill them all Berserker. We can't let them get to the city. We need to protect who we can and help the police."
Cooperate with Berserker, work some kinks out with the body, and hopefully not burn too much juice in the process.
Oh, and saving people and teaming back up with allies hopefully.
Cooperate with Berserker, work some kinks out with the body, and hopefully not burn too much juice in the process.
Oh, and saving people and teaming back up with allies hopefully.
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
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Raiseth
I Find Your Lack of Memes Disturbing
- Location
- Russia
Well, we'd say that we do it to help the police, so it'd take some creative reinterpretation of his orders to do it for no gain at all.
After all, we'll have already allowed him to kill a lot of dudes and even would participate in the slaughter ourselves, which is a plus in his books, I guess, he'd like a Master who isn't afraid of getting their own hands dirty.
The police are weaker than the cultists, too.
Edit: nevermind then, let's see for ourselves.
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Crashing Heavens
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
[] "Kill them. Kill them all Berserker. We can't let them get to the city. We need to protect who we can and help the police."
You got ready as you held your spear, "Kill them. Kill them all Berserker. We can't let them get to the city. We need to protect who we can and help the police."
"Now you're speaking my language," Cu replied with a toothy grin, "So no killing cops?"
"You're free to kill the psycho rioters but never the cops. Otherwise I'll kill myself and make you lose your fun," you threatened as you glanced his way.
"Great. Just my kind of thing. Can you keep up?" Cu asked as he spun his spear.
"Yeah," you nodded as you spun your own spear.
You kicked off the ground with a reinforced limb and shot towards the nearest Cultist harassing a cop. You skewered him before Berserker came running and picked up five Cultists to crush into the ground. Swinging his spear, he sliced through several insane rioters while you jumped off a cop car and pinned down a crazed gunner.
You cleaved through bodies with your spear as you and Berserker became a red blur. You gored and impaled several cultists while Berserker slammed cars on them or ripped them to shreds. You saw a S.W.A.T. officer hold back a group of Cultists even as bullets riddled their bodies.
You darted in his line of fire and sliced off the heads of your foes. Spinning Gae Bolg, you thrust and skewered the heart of one rioter coming for your back.
"Aim for their heads," you advised the cop as you stared down the barrel of his gun, "Don't waste ammo and lead your shots."
"Wha-Wait, don't you look like Miss Brie?" The cop blanched as he stared at you, "Why are you tiny?"
"Silly Cop. I am Brie," you managed a small smile as you tore the Cultist's heart out, "Go! Help people!"
An explosion erupted behind you as Berserker swatted rockets out of the air into empty stores. You hissed as you reinforced your legs and ran up the side of a building wall and reach the top of the roof.
You found white uniformed men with rocket launchers taking aim at Berserker below. They swung their weapons and firing at you. You moved forward as the rocket sailed past your ear before Gae Bolg found its target's heart.
Kill.
You pressed your spear deep within the man's torso as your arms became reinforced. Soon you had enough strength to lift the grown man up and throw him into an incoming rocket, forcing it to detonate in the air.
Berserker got to the rocket Man on the other building and turned him into paste. You both jumped off as cultists ingested the Black Karma drug and went crazy. They swung at you, forcing you lean back and cut their throats before you rolled away.
Reinforcing your arm, you threw your spear and turned it into a red flash. The enhanced flesh and muscles of the Cultists were no match for Gae Bolg's power and were all skewered.
You dragged your spear out of their bodies as Berserker engaged the buffed up cultists coming for him. Cleaving through limbs and flesh, he revealed in the carnage as you supported him.
The police were being pushed back by a wall of rioters until you and Berserker came to their rescue. Your Servant was a killing machine as he bathed the streets in red while you simply followed his lead.
Soon enough the cops saw your work and grew wary of your presence.
You cleared the path and supported them before moving to another area. People were being attacked but you would kill and kill and kill, until you cleared the plaza out if cultists and the civilians got away. Some of them had their phones out but you flicked your wrist and cracked them all at once.
No need for more paper work.
"Nice job, runt," Cu laughed as he slid behind you, "Looks like we caught their attention."
"Prepare to advance to the base. Butcher anyone in your path," you snarled as you both watched as rioters and cultists run towards you.
The sky opened up above you. Magic circles appeared and blasted rocks your way. Berserker reacted first and vaulted off the ground to pummel the meteor with his fist. The debris showered upon the charging cultists and mulched them.
It began to rain fire and brimstone from the heavens. Fires broke out behind you as explosions rippled through the air. Another meteor came for you but Berserker shattered it with his fist.
"Can you keep up?" Cu growled as you held your spear.
"Always," you replied as the two of you watched as Cultists in white clothes gathered before you two as they swarmed as one horde towards you.
Demented, tainted by Kiara's drugs and manipulated to the point of being inhuman, you narrowed your gaze as you held your spear. They were nothing but creatures foaming from their mouths driven by instincts.
The stars fell, mankind regressed to bedlam and you killed them without remorse. One way or another you're putting a stop to this madness.
You charged at the first way before Berserker overtook you and cleaved his red spear. You went past him and pierced the hearts of those you came by. The two of you shredded your way through bodies and steel as Berserker laughed in the chaos.
Meteors fell, crashing down on the earth and splitting the ground. Buildings were razed as people were left screaming. You fought and cut through the line of insane men and women before someone came to stop you.
Light crashed down before you and Berserker before you saw someone step forth. Ruler stepped onto view with her Flag raised as she opened her eyes.
"This is as far as you two will go!" Ruler declared as she narrowed her gaze, "You're to cease this senseless killing at once!"
"Senseless she says! We didn't see you help the blue pigs fight off the crazies, Ruler. Doesn't seem senseless to me," Berserker chuckled darkly, "Now step aside or you'll get hurt."
"These people... They can still be saved. I will not allow for this massacre to continue. The Clocktower will restore them," Ruler declared as she narrowed her gaze, "Master Minerva, this is your final warning."
Berserker bared his teeth and stepped forward but you held up your spear to bar his path. Cu Chulainn snorted as he looked your way, "Think you can convince the peasant girl?
"Cu, shut the fuck up," you barked as you glanced his way. You the turned to Ruler and walked towards her, "You're barking up the wrong tree, Jeanne. Doesn't matter how many we kill here if we don't stop Olga now, everyone will die far worse than if we let the Association kill everyone."
Ruler narrowed her gaze and tightened her grip on her flag, "You... What do you mean?"
"I mean what I mean, Jeanne. Now help us or I'll leave you behind. I still need to find my body and Rider. Then I can invite you to that ménage à trois you always wanted," you huffed as you leaned on your spear.
Ruler was silent while Berserker whistled out loud behind you. Meteors fell from the sky as Jeanne D'arc's face grew crimson, her pale skin flushing deep scarlet.
"Damn, that's hardcore," Cu noted as he stabbed a cultist on the ground.
"Shut up, Cu," you growled as you turned to him
You turned and dodged a flag coming down on you as Ruler's hands shook.
"Brie... Y-You..." Ruler hissed as she glared at you.
"Well that was eas-" you blocked her next blow with Gae Bolg, sending you flying had Berserker not caught you.
Groaning, to let out a hiss escape your lips, "I shouldn't have said that."
"It seems that you've tamed Berserker. Good. Hold her still, Child of Light," Ruler growled as she held her flag.
"As much as I'd love to do this skit we're sort of busy, Jeanne!" You yelled as you landed on your feet.
Ruler looked at you and narrowed her gaze, "Then... It's really you? But you're smaller. Why are you smaller?"
[] "Who else would suggest a threesome with Jeanne D'arc and Queen Medb of Connacht?"
[] "Yes. It's me. It's a complicated situation. Stop asking why I'm smaller or I'll embarass you some more."
[] Write in...
You got ready as you held your spear, "Kill them. Kill them all Berserker. We can't let them get to the city. We need to protect who we can and help the police."
"Now you're speaking my language," Cu replied with a toothy grin, "So no killing cops?"
"You're free to kill the psycho rioters but never the cops. Otherwise I'll kill myself and make you lose your fun," you threatened as you glanced his way.
"Great. Just my kind of thing. Can you keep up?" Cu asked as he spun his spear.
"Yeah," you nodded as you spun your own spear.
You kicked off the ground with a reinforced limb and shot towards the nearest Cultist harassing a cop. You skewered him before Berserker came running and picked up five Cultists to crush into the ground. Swinging his spear, he sliced through several insane rioters while you jumped off a cop car and pinned down a crazed gunner.
You cleaved through bodies with your spear as you and Berserker became a red blur. You gored and impaled several cultists while Berserker slammed cars on them or ripped them to shreds. You saw a S.W.A.T. officer hold back a group of Cultists even as bullets riddled their bodies.
You darted in his line of fire and sliced off the heads of your foes. Spinning Gae Bolg, you thrust and skewered the heart of one rioter coming for your back.
"Aim for their heads," you advised the cop as you stared down the barrel of his gun, "Don't waste ammo and lead your shots."
"Wha-Wait, don't you look like Miss Brie?" The cop blanched as he stared at you, "Why are you tiny?"
"Silly Cop. I am Brie," you managed a small smile as you tore the Cultist's heart out, "Go! Help people!"
An explosion erupted behind you as Berserker swatted rockets out of the air into empty stores. You hissed as you reinforced your legs and ran up the side of a building wall and reach the top of the roof.
You found white uniformed men with rocket launchers taking aim at Berserker below. They swung their weapons and firing at you. You moved forward as the rocket sailed past your ear before Gae Bolg found its target's heart.
Kill.
You pressed your spear deep within the man's torso as your arms became reinforced. Soon you had enough strength to lift the grown man up and throw him into an incoming rocket, forcing it to detonate in the air.
Berserker got to the rocket Man on the other building and turned him into paste. You both jumped off as cultists ingested the Black Karma drug and went crazy. They swung at you, forcing you lean back and cut their throats before you rolled away.
Reinforcing your arm, you threw your spear and turned it into a red flash. The enhanced flesh and muscles of the Cultists were no match for Gae Bolg's power and were all skewered.
You dragged your spear out of their bodies as Berserker engaged the buffed up cultists coming for him. Cleaving through limbs and flesh, he revealed in the carnage as you supported him.
The police were being pushed back by a wall of rioters until you and Berserker came to their rescue. Your Servant was a killing machine as he bathed the streets in red while you simply followed his lead.
Soon enough the cops saw your work and grew wary of your presence.
You cleared the path and supported them before moving to another area. People were being attacked but you would kill and kill and kill, until you cleared the plaza out if cultists and the civilians got away. Some of them had their phones out but you flicked your wrist and cracked them all at once.
No need for more paper work.
"Nice job, runt," Cu laughed as he slid behind you, "Looks like we caught their attention."
"Prepare to advance to the base. Butcher anyone in your path," you snarled as you both watched as rioters and cultists run towards you.
The sky opened up above you. Magic circles appeared and blasted rocks your way. Berserker reacted first and vaulted off the ground to pummel the meteor with his fist. The debris showered upon the charging cultists and mulched them.
It began to rain fire and brimstone from the heavens. Fires broke out behind you as explosions rippled through the air. Another meteor came for you but Berserker shattered it with his fist.
"Can you keep up?" Cu growled as you held your spear.
"Always," you replied as the two of you watched as Cultists in white clothes gathered before you two as they swarmed as one horde towards you.
Demented, tainted by Kiara's drugs and manipulated to the point of being inhuman, you narrowed your gaze as you held your spear. They were nothing but creatures foaming from their mouths driven by instincts.
The stars fell, mankind regressed to bedlam and you killed them without remorse. One way or another you're putting a stop to this madness.
You charged at the first way before Berserker overtook you and cleaved his red spear. You went past him and pierced the hearts of those you came by. The two of you shredded your way through bodies and steel as Berserker laughed in the chaos.
Meteors fell, crashing down on the earth and splitting the ground. Buildings were razed as people were left screaming. You fought and cut through the line of insane men and women before someone came to stop you.
Light crashed down before you and Berserker before you saw someone step forth. Ruler stepped onto view with her Flag raised as she opened her eyes.
"This is as far as you two will go!" Ruler declared as she narrowed her gaze, "You're to cease this senseless killing at once!"
"Senseless she says! We didn't see you help the blue pigs fight off the crazies, Ruler. Doesn't seem senseless to me," Berserker chuckled darkly, "Now step aside or you'll get hurt."
"These people... They can still be saved. I will not allow for this massacre to continue. The Clocktower will restore them," Ruler declared as she narrowed her gaze, "Master Minerva, this is your final warning."
Berserker bared his teeth and stepped forward but you held up your spear to bar his path. Cu Chulainn snorted as he looked your way, "Think you can convince the peasant girl?
"Cu, shut the fuck up," you barked as you glanced his way. You the turned to Ruler and walked towards her, "You're barking up the wrong tree, Jeanne. Doesn't matter how many we kill here if we don't stop Olga now, everyone will die far worse than if we let the Association kill everyone."
Ruler narrowed her gaze and tightened her grip on her flag, "You... What do you mean?"
"I mean what I mean, Jeanne. Now help us or I'll leave you behind. I still need to find my body and Rider. Then I can invite you to that ménage à trois you always wanted," you huffed as you leaned on your spear.
Ruler was silent while Berserker whistled out loud behind you. Meteors fell from the sky as Jeanne D'arc's face grew crimson, her pale skin flushing deep scarlet.
"Damn, that's hardcore," Cu noted as he stabbed a cultist on the ground.
"Shut up, Cu," you growled as you turned to him
You turned and dodged a flag coming down on you as Ruler's hands shook.
"Brie... Y-You..." Ruler hissed as she glared at you.
"Well that was eas-" you blocked her next blow with Gae Bolg, sending you flying had Berserker not caught you.
Groaning, to let out a hiss escape your lips, "I shouldn't have said that."
"It seems that you've tamed Berserker. Good. Hold her still, Child of Light," Ruler growled as she held her flag.
"As much as I'd love to do this skit we're sort of busy, Jeanne!" You yelled as you landed on your feet.
Ruler looked at you and narrowed her gaze, "Then... It's really you? But you're smaller. Why are you smaller?"
Crashing Heavens
[] "So are you still up for that thing?"
[] "Who else would suggest a threesome with Jeanne D'arc and Queen Medb of Connacht?"
[] "Yes. It's me. It's a complicated situation. Stop asking why I'm smaller or I'll embarass you some more."
[] Write in...
NitroFumetsu
Blaze of Glory
Ruler is our one chance to save Medb. If Minerva tries to Command Seal Medb, Ruler can counter-command seal.
- Location
- Sweden
[X] "Who else would suggest a threesome with Jeanne D'arc and Queen Medb of Connacht?"
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
[X]Because Minerva's goal the whole war was to steal my body and escape the Association. She's hiding somewhere in the city, with my body and memories, complete with a single Command Seal to kill Medb or something to help her get away.
-[X]Berserker's the strongest Servant in the War, and I still have Scathach's gift. We can handle Olga.
-[X]So please don't ask me anymore questions, because you're the only one who can save my girlfriend and get my body back. Please!
Now is not the time for quips and jokes, Jeanne needs to do a 180 and start getting God's Positioning System directions to Minerva.
-[X]Berserker's the strongest Servant in the War, and I still have Scathach's gift. We can handle Olga.
-[X]So please don't ask me anymore questions, because you're the only one who can save my girlfriend and get my body back. Please!
Now is not the time for quips and jokes, Jeanne needs to do a 180 and start getting God's Positioning System directions to Minerva.
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I highly doubt making a joke means we're not going to read Ruler into this situation. We all know that updates aren't just what's voted and the immediate response.
Kell of Snow
Verified TinTin enjoyer
- Location
- New York
[X] "Who else would suggest a threesome with Jeanne D'arc and Queen Medb of Connacht?"
-[X] "Also, I didn't really have much of a choice to veto being bodyswapped with miss fake Greek Ass-pirant"
-[X] "Also, I didn't really have much of a choice to veto being bodyswapped with miss fake Greek Ass-pirant"
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
Except one of the options is 'hey, are you helping'. So even if the first part of what I wrote's automatically going to happen, I want Jeanne to turn right around and go fix the Minerva problem. And given Jeanne's intent on keeping us in line from the update, she'll need to be persuaded to do that. So my write-in is not really an explanation. It's a plead for help.
FortePlus
The THRILL from Green Hill
- Location
- Toronto
- Pronouns
- He/Him
>says this
>all given options are quips and jokes
[X] "Who else would suggest a threesome with Jeanne D'arc and Queen Medb of Connacht?"