Raiseth
I Find Your Lack of Memes Disturbing
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Different entities entirely. Skadi uses Scathach's body as a vessel in FGO, but the former is a Norse goddess and the latter is a Celtic Warrior-Queen.
Goddamn it, Nasuverse
Different entities entirely. Skadi uses Scathach's body as a vessel in FGO, but the former is a Norse goddess and the latter is a Celtic Warrior-Queen.
Oh, it gets worse. Technically, Skadi was born from Scathach's legend as the warrior-queen/witch of the mountains, so she's simultaneously her own entity and Norse Scathach. So you weren't wrong per se, but they exist as separate beings despite arguably being different interpretations of the same source. And being one and the same as the 2nd Lostbelt King.
If only he'd heard EMIYA's confession... or if EMIYA would be willing to come to confession."So you two are an item now?" Kotomine asked as he adjusted his glasses while giving you a strange look.
"I don't know... Maybe?" You shrugged as you sat within the confession booth while you looked at Rider harassing Ruler in the distance, "It's sort of this weird thing."
"She's a Ghost, Brie. No matter how pretty she is, she'll go poof at the end of the War," Kotomine replied as he rubbed his forehead.
"I'm a sculpture given life by the memories of a dead girl's personality. What's your excuse?" You hissed as you glanced through the holes to where the Priest was.
"Okay, okay. I'm sorry and I've listened to weirder confessions. Just try not to bring it up around Ruler, you know how she is," Kotomine sighed as he shook his head.
... she better be more upset by the pre-marital hugging than the whole 'girl' thing."WHAT?! BUT... THAT'S..!"
"Oh joy," Kotomine Kinzo, representative of the Catholic Church within New Rimeland City groaned as La Pucelle herself grew redder than an apple.
Eh, I did get a chuckly out of it. Now, if you want to see something funny in the same sense your late relative did... hold my beer.You and Kotomine watched as Medb whispered some more into Ruler's ear before the Saint went limp. She slumped in one of the pews while steam rose up her head.
"Congratulations. Your Girlfriend just made Jeanne D'arc pass out from embarassment," Kotomine said in dry, soulless tone, "I hope you're happy."
Plus, one of Jeanne's big things during her trial was that she continually refused to change her pants for dresses as a form of protection against rape... and then the guards forcibly changed her clothing anyway."This wouldn't be a problem if Jeanne was summoned as a Saber. She was in an army of guys, no way she wouldn't pick up a thing or too," You hissed right back at the Priest.
... wow, Jeanne is really sheltered. Nobody give her an internet connection."A little girl talk wouldn't do this much to Ruler," you said as you placed your hand on your hip, "What did you tell her?"
Rider raised her eyebrows at you before smiling, "Stuff... About how much of an inexperienced kisser you are."
Kotomine coughed by your side, "Wow, under the bus you go."
Ruler straightened herself up and tried to regain some semblance of dignity, "W-Well... While I cannot condone the lifestyle you should pursue, I can simply pray that you find guidance back into the right path... K-Kissing and hugging before marriage... Surely the Lord will forgive you if you do penance."
Plus she's got a modern girl whispering in her ear.You leaned close to the priest and whispered, "She's not going to make a fuss about us being girls?"
"She's too flustered. She's a strong and smart girl, she just doesn't have the resistance for this sort of thing," Kotomine whispered back as the Saint went off tangent listing the prayers you should do.
A flag we will tie a wheel of Olivet Cendré to.She finished fast though, not meeting Medb's gaze while raising her head, "Am I clear? B-Besides, that's forbidden love!"
"Hey can I corrupt her?" Rider asked as she licked her lips only for you to chop her head, making her wince.
"No. Don't bully the Saint or she'll smack you with a flag," you griped as you crossed your arms.
Let's just hope this isn't the timeline that starts making Emiya Alter."And you said you acquired this information from Lancer's Master. Well the ledger agrees with the identity of Archer at least. The Guru, no formal name whatsoever but certainly affiliated with the cult you brought up," Kotomine began as he tried to make sense of this. He adjusted his glasses while continuing, "The suspect at least matches Archer's faction."
"Still, the distribution of these drug related paraphernalia is highly illegal both in the eyes of normal law and the moonlit world. It could affect the war in the long run with how much chaos it could bring... I can see why they want to get rid of me... They would have free reign of the city if that were the case," Ruler said with grim expression, "To cloud the minds of normal people to overturn the order which is in this city, they are certainly playing the long game here."
... I'm going to ignore how bad this will get and instead joke about Emiya mistaking Jeanne for Saber's long-lost daughter."The executioners remaining here are at your disposal, Ruler as am I. However against Archer's people it would be a difficult fight. Archer you could disable with a command seal but there's no telling what that faction has hiding," Kotomine replied as he glanced at the servant behind him.
"We can help. We're tasked with taking Archer out anyway so we'll go with you," you volunteered with a nod.
"That would be reassuring. Though I would also appreciate the participation of Saber's Master if you could get ahold of them. News say that you have worked together more than once now," Ruler said with a smile.
So not only Shisho, but Jeanne has said Coo-Coo-Lane is hella strong and tough as nails."We'll contact you. But it should be before Christmas," Kotomine said as he leaned back on his chair, "I need to report this to the church and Clocktower... Just in case."
"For now, you two should be careful. Berserker has been more active than before... It took three Command Seals to force him back last time," Ruler warned you with a heavy tone.
"He almost killed you too," Kotomine added with a sagely nod.
Which puts Lancer's comment into even further doubt."That only amplifies my point. Do not engage with Berserker unless you want to die. This is my warning to you two," Ruler said as she crossed her arms.
Let's get ourselves an M32. Coo-Coo-Lane may be able to defy the meme about dying when killed, but he can't regenerate from Phosphorus if it's still burning in his skin. Hell, he may end up healing over the flakes and cooking himself inside-out.[] Walk to the police station and grab some guns. Lots and lots of guns.