Do you guys want an interlude of the battle at the border?

I'll only do it if I see some more votes.
 
[X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.
 
[X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.
 
[X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.
 
[X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.
 
[X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.
 
[X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.

Welp, time to boogie on outta here I guess, also fuck you dice for hating friendship.
 
[X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.
 
[X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.
 
[X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.
 
[X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.
 
[X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.

With the dice not liking us establishing relationships outside Konoha, Aka of the Red Waves WoG'ed into being annoyed at us, and the option to return to relative sanctuary, I quote Scary Movie with:
 
[X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.
 
[X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.
 
[X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.
 
[X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.
 
[X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.
 
[X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.
 
Do you guys want an interlude of the battle at the border?

I'll only do it if I see some more votes.

Yes I do wish to see some of this madness at the border.

[X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.
 
The tunnels still exist so you can bet that they are being allowed to exist. They act as a pressure valve, a way to make sure that the passage of illicit commodities... or illicit people... doesn't become so valuable that someone is willing to cut a hole. The demand wouldn't go away otherwise, it would only increase to the point that somebody does something stupid.

That is mostly irrelevant but what we should pay attention to is that this won't be an unnoticed passage. Its just a passage that may be allowed because it isn't to anyone's advantage to deal with a bunch of nascent murderhobos. It will first be noticed by the underworld figures who have to be taxing this thing and then by the authorities, who will be pretending they didn't see a thing so that they don't have to do anything. And who probably get paid a few coins and a few favors under the table.

If you can find a secret tunnel, it wasn't a secret.
 
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X]Leave Via the Tunnels: You should leave as little to chance as possible. You need to remain hidden and not attract attention. A few refugee kids somehow purchasing a merchant pass would raise too many eyebrows. So you should use the tunnels.
 
Battle Royale
Battle Royale

For the last two days, there had been a stalemate of sorts at the border of Rain and The Land of Birds. The hunter-nin, both from great nations, were at an impasse.

All of them knew war could be declared by their actions, and none of them wanted to be the one who started it.

None of the villages were ready for war, From Iwa lacking a combat-ready jinchuuriki, to Kumo still reeling from the death of the Gold and Silver brothers at the hands of Tobirama, and his suicidal last stand. Suna had lost nearly 1,000 ninjas in the last war, decimating their combat-ready numbers and forcing to rebuild their forces.

Mist had only five swordsmen ready for battle, the next two apprentices to take up the mantle were still in training, and still honing their killer instincts and gain mastery of their blades.

Even the mighty Konoha could not claim to be in perfect fighting shape, the kidnapping of their children from their most secure building made it clear that they were not up to snuff, that peacetime and victory made them soft and complacent. Their forces now entering high alert, and the toughest training regime that 'The God of Shinobi' could put together.

The Minor villages, both those that were founded in direct response to Hashirama's forceful peace, or in the aftermath of the War, seemed to be hedging their bets, trying to pick the winning side in this battle or were just observing the possible conflict that may soon erupt.

All sides were staring at each other, trying their best to not make any moves that would cause the others to ask.

All but one.
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Zetsu could not believe his luck, all the great powers in a stand off with one another? In the same place?

Master Madara would be pleased if this irrupted into violence.

He will just… give it the tiny push it needs to finally let loose the dogs of war!

And was that a jinchuuriki? My oh my, this day is just getting better and better. He could… well his plan was not ready, but that does not mean he could not get ready for it. Taking the jinchuuriki prisoner and putting it into a host of his choosing, one that could assist him would be helpful.

And even if he didn't, the container might die and he could seal it into that boy who was with him.

Sure it might kill the boy, but Zetsu could roll the dice on this one.

After all, this place was as good as any to start a war.
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A kunai was thrown into the middle of the muddy, wet field. The explosive tags attached to it were of a low yield, the explosives not doing much except create smoke and a loud bang.

But it did the job.

Confusion spread through the ninja teams, each wondering what the hell was happening. But soon confusion ended, and orders were given.

One of the teams were attacking and they needed to defend themselves.

Battle began.
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Hideyoshi took a deep breath as he felt the mass of chakra come towards the smoke of the explosion, before exhaling and looking at the young boy besides him. "It seems the stalemate is over boy." He whispered. He was getting far to old for this shit.


His short green beard and shaved head were, like the younger man next to him, covered in mud, gunk and water from the rains. The headband on his head weighing nothing as he looked up to see what was happening. The heavy brown cloak weighed down with mud, water and enough weapons to kill a whole lot of bandits.

Or jounin.

The younger man moved slightly showing his face, a smile rising, showing his clean teeth. "I can finally prove myself to-"

Hideyoshi put a hand on the the boy's back. "Now is not the time for rash action boy…" Hideyoshi did not say the boys name, to not get too attached to his new partner. He was eager… that was good, but his arrogance and need to prove himself needed to be tempered with experience.

A brush with mortality will do him well. It worked with Hydioshi when he was young, back when he first became a Jinchuuriki and thought that made him invincible.

Being noticed by a kage for his skills did not make him invincible, even if it was Hashirama Senju making the claim… Training, discipline, along with having a good head on his shoulders did. And being humble enough to ask for help when he needed it did.

He had started feeling an unknown being of some kind hours ago, from the treeline beyond his sight. "Boy." Hideyoshi's gruff, deep voice boomed to the young man's ears, and Kakuzu stared at him. "I sense something to the west. A feeling that is making me uneasy."

Rather, it was making his… unwilling companion uneasy. It was never a good sign when a tailed beast was frightened. And that scared him more than the dozens of elite jounin around him, now battling to the death.

"What are we going to do master?" The boy stood up.

"We are going to kill it boy." Hideyoshi could almost feel the energy from his young charge as he said that.
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Senju Tai, otherwise known as Hare to her hastily assembled ANBU hunter squad, was not happy about the situation she now found herself in and wondered what god she pissed off in a past life to deserve the shit show this month has turned into.

First, her clan's heiress was kidnapped by missing-nin and she got drafted into a hunter-nin team because Mako Kurama was pregnant and all the other jounin on the roster in front of in the village was locking the village down. Then her team lost the trail and had to spend weeks trying to find it. Then they learned that the kids were all dead, making their entire journey pointless.

And now, she was battling some Kumo sonuva bitch who thought he could kill her with an earth spike when she was literally right in front of the bastard.

Why people try to use long-range jutsu at point blank range when the enemy could just side step them really made her think about how this hunter nin, probably elite jounin of their village, could achieve their rank. We're all their good ninja killed during the war or was she just plain old lucky to get the new recruit of the squad?

She dodged to the right, dropping her broken short sword and slammed her fist into his masked face, before going low, ducking from the counter-attack and sweeping his feet out from underneath him.

There was a brief moment of pause, as her kunai was drawn and the blade entering her opponents head, and her blade quickly removed from the deceased body.

"DEER YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU TOLD ME THIS WOULD BE AN EASY MISSION!" She found herself shouting to her commander. "BUT THIS MISSION HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT FUCKED!"

Her commander did not answer, but she was pretty damn sure he heard her.
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Zetsu smiled. His work here was done, how he just needed to...

Why the hell was there a blade sticking out of his chest.

Oh no, it had an explosive tag on it.

This is going to-
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"Yes! Direct hit sir!"

That was all Hydioshi heard from the boy before he was pulled into his mind, staring face to face with the great Seven-Tails.

The bug stood still but it's eyes stared into his soul.

"What do you want Seven Tails?" He found himself demanding, stepping forward without fear. Maybe it was the adrenaline and the hunt he wished to return to, he did not wish to be trapped in his mind.

"Ant…" The seven tails insulted you. "I need to kill the man you are trying to kill."

That made Hydioshi raise his eyebrow. "Why should I?" He knew the answer already, but he would not let his pride be so damaged as to obey that beast.

"Because, like you noticed before you charged in, this presence is different than the other ninja. It reminds me of something that I have not felt in a long time." The beast stated.

"Who?" Hideyoshi asked.

"A question I will answer at another time perhaps. But will you kill him for me if I give you my power?" The Seven-Tails asked.

He found himself nodding to the bug. "Your help would be appreciated Seven Tails."

Hydioshi opened his eyes and saw the strange man in front of him. And than he began to change.
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Zetsu could only think about one thing when he saw the jinchuuriki transform into the seven tails.

I have made a terrible miscalculation.
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Senju Tai looked at the tailed beast that had now appeared on the battle field and did the most sensible thing anyone on the battlefield could do. She grabbed the nearest allied Anbu that she recognized and ran like hell in the other direction.
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Aka 'the Red Wave' Uzumaki was not having a good day. Scratch that, she was having a terrible day.

Two of her team members are dead and she was almost killed by some Konoha nin who did not recognize her.

She killed them for that transgression, but than she saw some other Konoha nin running towards her. "Run away!" She heard the ANBU shout.

What was that-

Was that a tailed beast?

There was a roar from the beast in question.

She looked to the remaining members of her team and said. "Run!"

There was no way she was dealing with this shit right now.
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Shuzo of Iwa had heard stories about when a Jinchuuriki had full control of his beast, that it could come out of the seal and its power could be used by it's jinchuuriki to destroy entire nations.

Seeing the beast, he turned and ran in the opposite direction.

He may be called a coward for the rest of his days, but even he wasn't stupid enough to face a Jinchuuriki like that.
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Kakuza looked at his fully transformed master in awe. So that was the power of a jincuuriki? To become the tailed beast itself.

"MASTER!" He shouted. "ARE YOU OKAY!"

A singular eye looked down on him "GET ON TOP OF ME BOY!" An inhuman voice shouted it's soundwaves causing him to cover his ears.

Knowing that it would be better to survive if he followed his orders, Kakuza jumped up onto his masters head.
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"Bijudama!"
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Zetsu could only think of one thing before the tailed beast bomb hit him.

Fuck.

It was going to take him forever to put himself back together at this rate.
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Tao did not have a name. In fact he was nothing. He was a tool for Danzo, trained to feel nothing, and focus on the mission.

But at that moment before he and the rest of his team were turned to nothing by a tailed beast… He felt fear.

And anger at Danzo for sending him to die for nothing.
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Hideyoshi came too with Kakuzu carrying him on his shoulders.

"Boy." He growled.

"Master." His pupil dropped him to the ground, making Hydioshi grunt in pain. "Are you okay?"

You stood up and viewed the battle field and the crater he left behind. "No one tried to attack you?"

"No sir. The enemy ran away when your… tailed beast bomb hit the ground… You trashed the place pretty good." his apprentice stated.

That meant they were going to report back to their villages. "Boy… We need to move."

"Why?" He asked.

"We need to get back to Hisen, and tell him what happened." Hydioshi stated. "And get a god damn drink."

AN: Enjoy.

Also, Hideyoshi is Kakuzu's mentor/ Partner and the Jinchuuriki of Taki at this point.

Edit: It was either this, or having to wait three more days until I'm able to get off work.
 
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Suna still reeling from the death of the Gold and Silver brothers at the hands of Tobirama

Just starting to read the chapter, but I figure I should point out that the Gold and Silver brothers were from Kumo, not Suna, and as far as I know did not actually die to Tobirama.

After reading the rest...

How is Zetsu supposed to reform when I'm fairly sure being disintegrated by a Tailed Beast Bomb should be game over for him and just about anyone else?

Why is an Uzumaki ninja killing Konoha ninja?

At this point, wouldn't Kakuzu already have long since failed his assassination of the First Hokage and left Taki behind after having taken the Jiongu? I don't think he should be quite so young, or still actively a part of Taki.
 
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Wouldn't Kakuzu have already fled after fighting Hashirama. He should be in his 20s or 30s no? That fight would have been a decade or more ago.
 
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