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Attention all security staff:
Despite the clamor about the supposed superiority of thermal clips. We will not be switching to that system. All security personnel will now report to the armory to be issued a second assault rifle. When one overheats, please switch weapons instead of waiting for the first to cool down. We will also be issuing the Sledgehammer ammunition mod free of charge for use in all regulation weapons.
Non-regulation weapons are not the responsibility of Paragon Industries and will not be replaced if lost, stolen, damaged, or destroyed. Additionally, we will not issue thermal clips for those who wish to use them. Thermal clips will come out of your own pocket.
Thank you.
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Attention all security staff:
Please take charge of your spent thermal clips and make sure that they are properly labeled so that they may be returned. Please bear in mind that as thermal clips are not regulation gear, thermal clips found unattended in and around a restricted area including the armory, shooting range, and weapons testing labs will be confiscated for subsequent destruction. Paragon Industries will not reimburse such destroyed articles. Please keep your thermal clips either on your person or inside your locker. In addition, non regulation gear is not permitted inside secure facilities.
Due to popular demand however, there is a cooling station for spent thermal clips in the armory and shooting range. These are public use however, and Paragon Industries will not replace, nor is responsible for any thermal clips that are lost, stolen, damaged, or destroyed.
Thank you.
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Attention all security staff:
The lab technicians use detachable heat sinks in the cooling equipment used to keep experimental equipment cold, not thermal clips. Though they look similar, detachable heat sinks are not thermal clips. Be advised that though detachable heat sinks have a higher maximum heat tolerance and will fit into the clip slot of the gun, the heat injection mechanism is different. The consequences of this difference has been observed to cause damage or destruction to the gun's firing mechanism, heat disposal mechanism, and other electronics.
When used in sniper rifles, detachable heat sinks have been known to cause explosions.
As always, please observe proper workplace safety proceedures. A pamphlet pointing out the differences between detachable heat sinks and thermal clips will be handed out at the yearly new staff orientation seminar on Friday. Please read them. If you did not get one, you may get one from the human resources department front desk.
Thank you.
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Attention all security staff:
While the armory does allow staff to use B-class experimental weapons which use the dual clip/vent system, these weapons are not intended for a consumer audience and will destroy themselves if taken beyond the laboratory premise. Additionally, A-class and S-class experimental weapons are DNA locked to Lab technicians, Revy Shepard, Hannah Shepard, and Revy's boyfriend Brian.
Please bear in mind that C-class experimental weapons and above use the lab's in house Type-A detachable heat sinks, not thermal clips. Paragon industries is not responsible for any injuries or deaths related to the misuse of experimental weapons or the Type-A and Type-B detachable heat sinks.
Also, due to complaints about the lack of a proper sidearm, the armory will now distribute pistols, or shotguns with sledgehammer ammunition mods.
Please remember that Paragon Industries weapon mods, though freely distributed to security staff, are only compatible with Paragon Industries issued weapons. Additionally, distribution of the mods to outside parties will be considered a violation of the security contract and offenders may be subjected to legal action.
This friday is "take your daughter to work" day. Please note that daughters over the age of 12 will be given a scan for any contraband. If you have any issues with this and still wish to participate, please contact your supervisor for other options. Any sons brought will immediately be silly stringed.
Thank you.
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Attention all security staff:
Our resident thief Kasumi Goto is filching thermal clips this week. It is advised that those of you who use thermal clips leave them and the weapons that use them at home until friday and simply use your standard venting weapons. In addition, we are having an inventory check tomorrow. Please bring in all Paragon Industries issued gear so that it can be inventoried. If you cannot bring a piece of gear or equipment in for any reason, please fill out the number three light blue sheets in the requisition office. If you have lost any gear or equipment due to either forgetfulness or theft, please full out the the number four salmon colored sheet in the requisition office.
Next thursday is the Mindoir Scientific and Military Expo where thermal clips are distributed free of charge. Afterwards is the Paragon Industries Bi-monthly company barbecue, We are using the heat from spent thermal clips and heat sinks to heat the grills so make sure to save some clips for that.
Thank you.
