A/N Yaay slow work week!
I blinked. "What do you mean, what did I do?"
"Armsmaster was just here a minute ago! And you- you just did the same thing to him as Lung!" The bug controller pulled at her hair. "And now he thinks I'm a villain!"
Oh. Wow, okay, she was freaking out. "Calm down, I dropped him back at the Protectorate base. Really, he's perfectly fine. And no, they won't label you as a villain."
Taylor paused to breathe. "...You think so?"
"I know so," I smiled at her. "You've committed no crimes, and despite what that buffoon may try and scare you by saying, you helped save people by stopping Lung's rampage."
Taylor stood silent for a moment, the insects in the air slowing down for a moment before growing restless again. "Why did you save me? You said you're not a hero, and it sounded like you're not even from around here."
I hummed for a second. "Well, just because I'm not a hero doesn't mean I can't lend a hand every now and then. But really, it's because you're interesting."
"'Interesting?'" I could nearly hear the raised eyebrow in that remark.
"Yes," I stated. "A lone, untested girl putting herself at mortal peril for the sake of people she hasn't met, with very little hesitation? And then nearly managing to subdue Lung? That's worthy of my interest."
The girl shuffled slightly. "...Thanks."
I smiled and somehow withstood the temptation to pat her head. "Well, I won't keep you here any longer. I'll be seeing you around, human."
As I stepped into a gap, I wondered what I should do now.
***
The next day came pretty quickly, after I found out I could just manipulate my fatigue away and spent the time wandering Earth Bet's internet.
Of course, I was getting a bit bored of laughing at all the tinfoil hats on PHO, which is why I was happy to hear a beep from the phone Lisa had handed me. Digging it out of my pocket, I found that she had some questions about that business offer.
Perfect, I grinned.
After a bit of texting back and forth, we settled on meeting in a warehouse she gave me the address to. On looking up its location, I noted it was fairly close to the Undersiders' hideout.
I made a small 'scrying' gap, shaping it so no one on the other side could notice it. Such gaps were incredibly useful, as I had found that I could simply open one to find anyone whose face I knew or that I had met. On verifying that Tattletale was already there, I opened a portal and stepped through.
"Huh," intoned the blonde. "I figured you'd be quick in coming here."
"I myself didn't think you would come here alone," I replied casually.
"Well, if you're wanting to talk about what I think you want to talk about, then it's better that they don't hear it."
"True. And considering your power, you already know this is about removing Coil, yes?" The girl across from me frowned.
"Yeah, I figured. But if you know about him, then you know what he can do, right?"
"Yes, I do," I confirmed. "But before I give you any more free information about him, why don't we sit down and discuss a business partnership?"
As she looked at the barren warehouse blankly, I reached in and pulled out a long oaken table, setting it down onto the concrete floor with one hand. This was immediately followed by two nice leather chairs, and a set of tea and cookies to eat. Lisa's eyes widened at the casual display of both my power and my strength, and I giggled internally.
Sitting down, I poured her and myself some of the tea, and had just bitten into one of the cookies when she took a sip and spoke. "This is real… Where'd it come from?"
I gave a light shrug, the universal sign for 'don't know, don't care.'
"So," I started, ignoring Lisa's nonplussed looks, "I have a proposal. I can help you get out of your situation, and even set you up to take your boss' place. All that money and manpower would be at your disposal, and in exchange, you would owe me a few favors. After that, we could just continue the trade of favors. Simple as that," I shrugged.
"Hm. And why would you do that?" She was considering it, I could tell.
"You know better than anyone that Coil someone that deserves to be removed. I am, quite simply, unwilling to let such a stain remain where he will be a nuisance to me."
"So you're already planning on getting rid of him," she pointed out. "Why should I give you favors?"
"If you refuse, I shall act immediately, and I doubt that you've prepared for his sudden removal. You'd be starting out from scratch again," I smiled. "I'm offering to give you direct access to all of his information. I could teleport us into his office so you could break into his systems, for example."
"So you already know who he is, then." Lisa stroked her chin. "You aren't kidding when you say immediately. Okay, what's the catch?"
Heh, figures she'd ask that. Luckily, she can tell if I'm being honest, which actually works in my favor.
"It's simple, there really isn't one."
"Really?" She asked incredulously. "No selling my soul, no hidden tricks? You're not going to ask me to do horrible things as your favors?"
"Really," I promised. "Why, if you find a favor too burdensome, I'll even allow you to decline it. Though, I do intend to collect on it eventually."
The teenage villain thought for a moment, frowning between sips of tea. I had just finished my plate of cookies when she finally spoke up again. "Okay, I'm in. What's the plan?"
I brushed the crumbs from my hands and snapped my fingers, opening a scrying gap to Coil's location. So worth spending an hour googling faces.
Lo and behold, he was reading the morning newspaper in his house, clad in only a nightgown. Well to be fair, it is still pretty early Sunday morning I guess.
"Thomas Calvert, head of Fortress Construction. His power is a form of precognition that lets him seemingly split timelines, allowing him to experience two sets of actions simultaneously, and then discard one when he's gained all he can from it," I explained. "I would not be terribly surprised if he's using the other timeline to torture or blackmail certain people to learn information without consequence."
With a second gap, I opened a portal directly to Coil's office in his base, which was of course empty. "And this should be where most of his information should be kept."
Lisa whistled. "Damn, that's terrifying. Wait," she said, "are we doing this now?"
"Do you have anything more important to do right now than this?" I simply raised an eyebrow at her.
"No, but the security forces at his base-" I simply laughed, and walked through a portal to Coil, leaving her behind to watch.
Time to have some fun~