Omake: Mami, the Yakuza Princess
Mami knew this a was a bad idea. Mami knew there was no way this discussion could turn out well. There wasn't a reasonable explanation for her involvement. This was going to blowup in their faces. Kuybey, would not be happy.
Why was she doing it then? Kaoru had begged her, insisting that they had to do it. Then she went and got the other girls who still lived with their parents to chime in. Sayaka had been particularly insistent, saying it was the only decent thing to do. The clincher though had been when little Yuma looked up at her and said that if this happened to her, and her parents were still alive, she would have wanted someone to tell
her mother.
And so, Mami is now in Itawa, sipping tea, sitting across from Nodoka Nohara, with Kaoru by her side. Knowing the train wreck is coming but with no idea how to stop it. Nodoka's eyes are red and puffy, and she seems ready to burst into tears again. Right now she is thanking them for coming to see her. She must not have thought it though yet...
"...surprised you came all the way down here when you heard. Kaoru has been such a great friend to Kaori. Kaori is always talking about her and her other friends, still asking to stay at your boarding house." That's right, Mrs. Nohara had met Mami when she was posing as an owner of a boarding house. At Mami's age it wasn't too hard to add on a few years. Especially as with her figure, her way of speaking and carrying herself, people tended to add on a couple years anyway. "I just don't understand!" Mrs. Nohara wrings her hand in distress, "Four girls just attacked her at school and dragged her off before anyone could do anything! No one seems to know who the girls are or what they would want with Kaori. The police keep asking if she made friends with the wrong type of girls, but she hasn't even made any friends down here yet..."
Mrs. Nohara's brow furrows, "Wait... how did you know Kaori had been kidnapped? I didn't call anyone in Mitakihara..." She looks at Mami in confusion.
Mami froze, she knew this moment was coming and she still hadn't come up with a good explanation. Kaoru took Mami's silence as an invitation to start the explanation herself, "The kidnappers called us-"
"What?!" Mrs. Nohara grabs Kaoru's hand, "They did? What do they want? Why did they take-" Mrs. Nohara stopped suddenly before continuing more slowly, "Why did they call you...." She was now looking at Kaoru as if she had grown a second head. Kaoru licked her lips under the scrutiny. "You're... you're... It can't be. You're... a girl gang..." She looks back toward Mami, before turning back to Kaoru. "I thought it was strange for older girls to become so close to a girl Kaori's age."
Mami sighs internally. Well she thought, that is as good an explanation as any. Mami knows that it's often easiest to just let people create their own explanation for things, and then leave it vague as to whether they are right or not. That way you can always adapt later without having to undo lies. Mami picks her words carefully, "We were worried there might be problems with Kaori moving away. The girls that took her have asked us to pay to keep Kaori safe. They seem to intend on keeping Kaori, and demanding a payment each month."
Mrs. Nohara's eyes stare at Mami in disbelief. "Wha- Why- You're not- That boarding house! Those girls are all part of- Do your parents know what you are involved in!" It appears the suspicion of belonging to a girl gang has caused Mrs. Nohara to subtract several years from Mami's estimated age.
Mami takes a deep breath to calm herself, she is going to have to be very careful with her words here. Mami startles when she feels Kaoru lay a hand on top of her arm. Kaoru looks down for a moment before turning to Mrs. Nohara. "Oujo-sama's parents are dead." Wait, what? The title confuses Mami. "They died in..." Kaoru trails off before looking at Mami and then turning back to Mrs. Nohara, "...an accident. Oujo-sama, is now the head of the family." Mami forces her face to stay still, that makes it sound like... oh no. Kaoru has picked up on the fact Mami is letting Mrs. Nohara think they are part of a girl gang, and is now running wild with it!
Before Mami can think of a way to regain control of the conversation, Mrs. Nohara breathes out a single word, "Yakuza..." Oh great, Mami thinks to herself. Mami decides to take a sip of tea to conceal her face and give her a moment to think. She would never know that it was this action, the calm demeanor, the refined grace with which she sipped her tea, and the poised sitting posture, that convinced Mrs. Nohara that this was not impossible. From that moment on, Mrs. Nohara
believed.
"Why," Mrs. Nohara wailed, burying her face in her hands, "Why would Kaori do this!"
Kaoru, hesitates before mumbling, "To avenge her father..." Mami turns a glare on Kaoru, shutting her up. Mami had had enough, that is not a can of worms she wants to open. In Mrs, Nohara's mind however, this gesture is transmuted into the calm cold glance of a Yakuza Princess, silencing a minion who is talking too much.
"Her father? But Akio committed..." the blood drains from Mrs. Nohara's face. Her expression a mask of despair, Mrs. Nohara grabs her hair in two fists to each side of her head, "Akio you idiot! What did you do?!?!" Mrs. Nohara begins hyperventilating.
Mami hesitates, anything she does is going to make this worse. Kaoru however gets up and goes over to Mrs. Nohara and embraces her. "Don't worry," as Kaoru speaks Mrs. Nohara raises her eyes to look up at her. "Ma- Oujo-sama has promised. We'll get Kaori back. Safe and sound, so don't worry."
Mrs. Nohara shoves Kaoru away, "Safe? You're the ones that got Kaori involved!" Mrs. Nohara's mouth is a tight line of disapproval. "I should, I should talk to the police. They might be able to find her now." Oh dear, Mami thought, this is not good. What could she say to divert this?
Mami's speeding thoughts were interrupted by Kaoru throwing herself at her feet and grabbing her hands while she bowed. "Hime-sama! Please, Hime-sama. Don't be angry! Nohara-san is just distraught with worry about her daughter being in danger!" What? Mami face twists as she tries to conceal her anger while glaring down at Kaoru. "Please Hime-sama, forgive her! As a favor to me!" Kaoru looks up and blanches at the expression on Mami's face.
This is not a good idea, Mami thought. However, Mami's struggles to conceal her displeasure with Kaoru constantly upping the ante in her little mini-drama actually played right into the image of a wrathful Yakuza Princess. Mrs. Nohara was rapidly regretting her earlier words, "Kaori- you will bring her back?" she asked timidly.
Kaoru gratefully turns away from Mami's displeased face. "Of course! Oujo-sama has promised. The
Serenissima Imperium will bring Kaori home safely." Kaoru glances back nervously at Mami before continuing, "So, so don't make trouble for Oujo-sama, okay?"
Mrs. Nohara nods quickly, "Just bring her home safe, please." She glances at Mami, "I won't make trouble."
Mami decides it's a good time to cut her losses and get out of there. "Very well, we better go." She gets up to leave, and forces a sincere smile back on her face, "Thank you for the tea." Turning Mami gracefully stalks to the door, where she and Kaoru are soon shown out.
Mami pauses a moment once they are outside the door, before slowly turning to look at Kaoru. Mami just looks at her, and looks at her, until Kaoru finally cracks, "That... could have gone worse."
Mami turns away before letting out a deep sigh and beginning the walk to the train station. "Let's not talk about it."
"As you command- Oujo-sama. " Mami whirls to glare at Kaoru's laughing face.
"Ka...or...u..." Mami doesn't even get to finish before Kaoru takes off running, laughing all the way to the train station.
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Meanwhile, Nodoka Nohara is sitting on her couch, trying to decide if she should call the police or not. She knows she should, but that blonde yakuza princess was terrifying. Wait, what had Kaoru said?
Serenissima Imperium? Sounded foreign. Nodoka decided to call her college roommate who had specialized in European languages.
Her old roommate was quite surprised to hear from her. While they had kept in touch, updating their addresses when one of them moved, they hadn't gotten together to talk in quite a while. Nodoka pushed past the familiarities and asked her question. "
Serenissima Imperium? It sounds Italian, or maybe Spanish..."
Nodoka licked her lips, she couldn't really think of a way to ask this that wouldn't sound strange, but she had to know. "Do... do they have any Yakuza in those countries?"
"Huh? Yakuza? I guess Italy's rather famous for them. They call it the Mafia. Hey what's this all about anyway?" Nodoka made some excuses about a movie making her curious before finally getting off the phone.
Nodoka stares into space for awhile afterwards. It all made sense now. The blonde hair, the strange name. This wasn't just an ordinary Yakuza, this was some
foreign Yakuza. Nodoka has to know more, just what was Kaori involved in? She types "Italian Yakuza" into the search engine. A bunch of different sites come up, but Nodoka can't make much sense of it. A bunch of them do reference the same movie though...
The movie is available with subtitles through cable. Nodoka orders the movie, and sits down to watch it...
After the movie finishes, Nodoka sits staring at the screen. There was no way she could call the police now. These Italian Yakuza are
scary! What was she going to do?