Aleph: well
Aleph: uh
Aleph: shit
Aleph: h8 u
Aleph: ... depressingly
Aleph: given my styles
Aleph: ...
Aleph: ... I think Keris's best chance is actually to just seduce her.
Aleph: Cerulean Paramour yo
EarthScorpion: ... once you bring her down from the hyper-violence stage, it might even work.
Aleph: ikr
EarthScorpion: She's freaking the fuck out, and still has a bunch of Sasi's Principles as well as her own.
Aleph: ... the best part is, heh
Aleph: Keris doesn't actually really understand much about how Solar Exaltations became Infernal and why they have Past Lives.
Aleph: So she can give the explanation she's come up with and it will basically read as true to FDA.
EarthScorpion: ... sigh. Of course, the question is whether she counts as Beloved
EarthScorpion: Because if she doesn't, Keris can just apply knockout poison to her tongue.
EarthScorpion: ... or, sigh
EarthScorpion: She can pin her down and hold her there because Keris is stronger than Sasi is.
Aleph: Well, yes.
Aleph: There is a reason that Keris is between her and the door.
Aleph: Keris is mostly, at the moment, worried about Aiko.
Aleph: She knows that the only way Salina can get past her is as the light-hating shadow, and, uh
Aleph: Sasi just turned the ship on
Aleph: so there's Solar Essence everywhere. : P
EarthScorpion: Keris: "... TIME TO RESCUE THE BABY!"
EarthScorpion: Keris: "CAESARIAN TIME!"
Aleph: ¬_¬
EarthScorpion: (Honestly, given she's midway through her 4th Trimester, she'd be premature, but fine.)
EarthScorpion: Lower her Enlightenment, though.
EarthScorpion: And, heh, make her more human in form.
Aleph: Well, the private nightmare currently playing through Keris's head is Salina freaking out about the baby being an akuma and using one of her mind-hands to squeeze.
Aleph: So Keris is going to do her level best to keep Salina so distracted that she barely realises she's pregnant in the first place.
EarthScorpion: ... sadly, "caesarean from your Solar possessed mother" is in fact an exotic ingredient.
EarthScorpion: A really exotic one
Aleph: I can't think of many other people who'd have it, no.
...
Aleph: .... KERIS
Aleph: DAMMIT KERIS
Aleph: Stop being absurdly Keris in the vague hope that Salina reacts in the same way to Keris-absurdity to Sasi, by facepalming, bursting into helpless giggles or getting interested in this strange new inexplicable phenomenon in front of her.
Aleph: ...
Aleph: keris are you basically going to be Jameliaing the first age solar
Aleph: by keeping her too confused to freak out
Aleph: and distracting her with puzzles?
...
Aleph: I'm actually really looking forward to next week's session.
Aleph: Because assuming I can calm Salina down, some of Keris's opinions and beliefs might mesh very interestingly with hers.
Aleph: Like Keris going "what was it like? I don't remember much, so... what was it like; a world that could survive you?", and Salina going "what do you mean, 'survive us'?" and Keris laying out her "Mortals Are Fragile" theory, which... sort of jives with Salina's "UPLIFT EVERYONE" Salinan Working stuff.
Aleph: Also because "Answers Now: A Brief Summary of What You Missed While You Were Dead (by Keris Dulmeadokht)" promises to be hilarious.
Aleph: "And then the All- uh, the Yozis got their hands on some of the Solars by, uh." *pause* "... you know, I'm not actually sure anyone ever explained that to me. Anyway, they got them somehow..."
EarthScorpion: Also, lol, the fact that... well, um
EarthScorpion: In a lot of ways, Salina is more like Keris than Sasi in terms of personality.