Distance Learning for fun and profit...

Frankly, just the first one would be more than enough. Aaaaaand now I'm picturing what would happen once the Doctor and Taylor met. Just imagine what she could do if she had access to the TARDIS...
First she would document everything, finally! Then she would laugh at timey-wimey Gallifreyan tech and show them how it's properly done. But, the most important of all, she would install some seatbelts. Maybe even some seats, but definitely seatbelts.
Some civilizations just have no sense of proper safety..
 
Well this specifically is a Distance Learning version of The Amy. One specifically apparently has a manual that Taylor is writing, barring that being a joke by the author.
An Amy gets a manual in this story... about here (the delivery is in two parts), I think...

If only because I wanna see cyber-Tali being ultra-badass
I read this as a Tali with a (Family-style) tail... You could stuff any required cybernetics in that...
 
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Usually a meeting of people is called a conference, or convention. However, I think a similar word, Confluence, would work better with The Amy.

A Confluence of Panaceas. A Smug of Tattletales.

And an Apocalypse of Taylors.
Confluence. That was the word I was trying to think of. Kept tripping on similar words in my brain and was a bit too tired to come up with it. Although 'Convergence' would also have been an interesting choice.

First she would document everything, finally! Then she would laugh at timey-wimey Gallifreyan tech and show them how it's properly done. But, the most important of all, she would install some seatbelts. Maybe even some seats, but definitely seatbelts.
Some civilizations just have no sense of proper safety..
And also maybe work on an auto-pilot system. Or at least piloting assistance. What with that one episode (or at least one) that revealed the reason why The Doctor has such rough landings is it's not meant to be piloted by one person. Well, other than 'handy for plot' to have that shortcoming. At the very least, it'd be a smoother ride.

Though given how dangerous time travel can be, I'm not entirely sure what she'd do with it. Other than looking and improving all the anti-paradox features. And maybe just kick the TARDIS and all that stuff out of the universe, given the likelihood that it accidentally popped in.
 
Though given how dangerous time travel can be, I'm not entirely sure what she'd do with it. Other than looking and improving all the anti-paradox features. And maybe just kick the TARDIS and all that stuff out of the universe, given the likelihood that it accidentally popped in.
The logic of why time travel is reasonably safe in the TARDIS home universe, and closely associated ones, might fit in with the idea of the Gallifreyans having re-engineered the basic reality of it. Possibly while designing-in loopholes/back-doors for the advantage of their people. Which were then exploited by the Daleks.

Freely using a TARDIS while far from 'home' might be a tiny bit dangerous...

DLfFaP Taylor might have to work hard at it, but she might well be able to figure-out these issues.
 
The logic of why time travel is reasonably safe in the TARDIS home universe, and closely associated ones, might fit in with the idea of the Gallifreyans having re-engineered the basic reality of it. Possibly while designing-in loopholes/back-doors for the advantage of their people. Which were then exploited by the Daleks.

Freely using a TARDIS while far from 'home' might be a tiny bit dangerous...

DLfFaP Taylor might have to work hard at it, but she might well be able to figure-out these issues.
Yeah from what I understand the Web of Time is an artificial system that acts as anti-ripple effect. Fix Point are the events that have to go roughly the right way for history to continue since there too vital to course correct like most event. This suggest that a TARDIS would be far more dangerous elsewhere assuming it even works.
 
And yet we know from the story that besides events like the Time War the time lords were far more bound by the rules than the Doctor ever was, so his possible extra-universal origins might be in play here.
 
Usually a meeting of people is called a conference, or convention. However, I think a similar word, Confluence, would work better with The Amy.

A Confluence of Panaceas. A Smug of Tattletales.

And an Apocalypse of Taylors.

Convocation is a fun one. As in, fun to say.

It's a gathering for specifically academic purposes. Considering that Shards are all about collecting that Tasty Data, it seems fairly appropriate for a group of parahumans.

Synod is a fun one too (greek origin), but its pretty specifically religious, so sadly doesn't really apply.
 
Convocation is a fun one. As in, fun to say.

It's a gathering for specifically academic purposes. Considering that Shards are all about collecting that Tasty Data, it seems fairly appropriate for a group of parahumans.

Synod is a fun one too (greek origin), but its pretty specifically religious, so sadly doesn't really apply.
I mean, "a synod of Eidolons" kinda fits, especially with Glaistig Uaine referring to him as "the High Priest"…

"An overconfidence of Alexandrias"? "A deniability of Legends"?
 
A yard of Legends (although that would only describe a group of three)...?

Oh God.

This is going to attract the Wordplay Lizard's attention, I just know it...

I am suffering physical pain from understanding this pun.

And am currently trying to decide if its worth explaining the context to a friend of mine so I can inflict it on him too.

On that topic though, since I have two large books of short stories called "Legends" I was thinking that a "Tome of Legends" would be a nice one too.
 
Well, they couldn't be called a League of Legends™, because, well, it's tradmarked. Also, how many Legends would it take to stand in a line 3 miles long?
 
I'm not sure it would be so clean cut. There was probably some skew towards military ships and data, but I imagine there was a higher number of civilian vehicles and population that escaped than I think you're imagining. I'd guess the evacuation of Rannoch was a high priority when the Quarians finally yielded the planet. Not to mention, some portion of the military at the time likely attempted to delay the Geth from following when the Quarians finally lost the war. More impactful on the Quarian's collective knowledge would probably be the fact that 99% of their population was dead.

Let me direct your attention to the British Navy's anti-scurvy provision. There once was a British sea captain who got a really good deal on lemons, and fed them to his crew on one particular voyage. He noticed that none of them developed even mild scurvy, and the only variable was the lemons. It was fairly common for merchant ships to transition into and out of the navy back then as needed, and when his ships did so, someone in the navy noticed that none of his crews suffered any scurvy, and asked him about it.

For many years after that, the British Navy had a near-zero incidence of scurvy thanks to lemon juice rations. It was one of the things that helped make them a global superpower. But then political boundaries shifted, and they lost access to bulk lemons. Well, limes are almost the same as lemons, and they had plentiful lime plantations still, so they switched to lime juice rations without knowing why citrus fruits prevented scurvy.

The problem was, limes have about 30% of the vitamin C of a lemon, but they didn't triple the ration. And scurvy rates began to climb. Even though it was prevalent enough that it got them the nickname limeys, and the lime rations did help mitigate scurvy rates, it didn't eliminate scurvy like the lemons did. And eventually the British Navy discontinued the lime ration entirely.

Nowadays we know why lemons worked great and limes… not so much. But back then, they didn't know. And that sort of thing is exactly how Quarian medical officers might not be aware that there are important additives in the MREs. Presumably they did know at some point, but by the time of the Morning War, nobody really knew anymore except the MRE manufacturers - who all died on Rannoch.

i just got this weird idea for an omake of sorts. Tali's distress beacon went alot farther than just Taylor and at the final battle when its just the Normedy vs the entire reaper army and all seems lost a signal comes in. just one from a small blue box "GIRONIMO!" then another "obsidion squad enroute" and another "edf responding to emergency distress becon" "green lantern of sector 2947" "enterprise" "solifol" "red one" and so on as more and more ships, stations, and heros drop out of subspace into a battle that was thought lost...all thanks to Tali's original beacon stretching across the multiverse and beyond.

That… is a really, REALLY crowded battlespace!

It would be darkly hilarious if Rannoch were still inhabited by the descendant of Quarians left behind. An entire civilization grown up in the ruins of the old, and the Fleet's leadership knows they're there - which is the reason the Fleet never sends scouts to Rannoch. That the Geth didn't kill everyone throws all the leaders decisions into doubt.

It wouldn't even preclude the ME3 Rannoch arc - we only ever see pure Geth and Reaper infantry, but nothing says we couldn't have just happened to drop in on facilities with no Quarians stationed there.

The Fleet leadership could even believe there are no Quarians there because a Quarian cyborg running Geth background processes would be seen more like a bio-Cylon than a Colonial, to mix series.

Yeah, if that happened, the fleet based Quariens would be completely boned. The would be outnumbered, out gunned and, considering that they wouldnt have been under the thumb of the Council, potentially even out teched. It would actually be genuinely fascinating to do a story like that where the Rannochian Quarians basically decided to fuck teh Council and stayed within 'Geth' space to rebuild, which would allow them to advance more naturally. With any luck, cooler heads would prevail at the meeting, but considering what most of the known Quarians in the games think of the Geth, I dont think thats likely, even if the Rannochian Quarians would likely be willing to give their cousins a chance. In this senario they are hooked up to logic run AI after all and no logical person should blame a group for what their ancestors did.

Rannochian Quarians wouldn't be given a chance to give the Fleet a chance - the Fleet would see them as collaborators at best and more likely, they'd be seen as bio-Cylons from Battlestar Galactica - the Fleet would do exactly what their ancestors did during the Morning War. Open fire, keep shooting, and not stop shooting until they were dead or ran out of targets.
 
We don't get crowded battlespace without including the grand daddies of capital ships.

CARRIER HAS ARRIVED!
...
Battlecruiser, operational.
A bit on the small size...

You know things have got 'interesting' when something that looks suspiciously like Luna (Earth's moon) arrives via a trans-dimension jump. :)

(You want really big? I came across a reference to a dirigible multiverse... It used dirigible universes as 'fighter craft', and their smallest missiles were 'smart' dyson spheres... There's always a bigger fish... :) )
 
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And yet we know from the story that besides events like the Time War the time lords were far more bound by the rules than the Doctor ever was, so his possible extra-universal origins might be in play here.
Actually, I've always put some of that down to the fact that the Doctor was tooling around in that Model 41 TARDIS, which was considered obsolete even at the time the two of them first got together. There were safeties installed in later models that cut out a huge mass of effects that caused some of the scenerios the Doctor ended up having to deal with, including things like most of the dimensional slip story arcs from the Fourth Doctor's span forward.
 
There's also the fact that the Doctor's TARDIS will probably rather strongly object to anyone trying to "improve" her. She very intentionally keeps the Chameleon Circuit broken because she likes the police box look, after all.
 
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