Distance Learning for fun and profit...

So, as far as I can tell, QA (and possibly Ziz) just turned in their resignations to Zion and are now working for Taylor on the basis that Taylor is providing
[DATA EXCHANGE]
and Zion is 10,000 years behind on the
[DATA]
payroll, and shards are encouraged to maximize
[DATA]
so hiring on with a new
[DATA PROVIDER] is allowed by their security system?

Regardless... that was awesome.
 
While i too have some problems identifying, when there are 3 or more people in the conversation and agree that a little more clarity in that regard would be nice, i think there are more important things to worry about defining a character than obvious speech patterns. I'd find it weird if they come from the same general area and sounded totally different from one another in a normal discussion. It would take a hightend emotional state to make individual ticks more obvious.

It comes with the territory of being an actual character instead of a cut-out accent with a hat.
 
totally-not-Dragon: "For the last time, Void, just because something is at the extreme cutting edge of technological development does not mean aliens are involved. Have a three-day ban to cool off."
Taylor: *innocent whistle-humming*

Can people even do that? Combine whistling and humming?
The answer is yes, you can whistle-hum. It sounds weird as hell. I only know one person who can do it though. Hint: not me.

{Statement: Compliance. Top level node deprecated. New top level node assigned. Global permissions set to full. Data transmission link unit reassigned to task. Ready}
Top level node deprecated= Thinker is dead.
New top level node assigned=Taylor is new Eden?
Global permissions set to full= unlimited access to shard network?

I'm eagerly waiting to read the reaction from the other side of the portal when Taylor holds up her end of the bargain and starts transmitting DATA. :ogles:
 
@mp3.1415player I expect the science that Taylor does from on to get a bit zany because of her inaction with Queen Administrator shard.
Why would it? Other than being the best organizer, process manager, and having a lot of brute-force processing, QA really doesn't bring that much to the table. There is that trick of co-opting neural functions of organic species, but it's not really a trick Taylor would be immediately interested in, especially since she's offering Moar DATA on basic physics that makes everything QA does better first. Frankly, she's more likely to want to dive into QA's subspace network modules and see what can be done to beef them up as a first project.
 
Why would it? Other than being the best organizer, process manager, and having a lot of brute-force processing, QA really doesn't bring that much to the table. There is that trick of co-opting neural functions of organic species, but it's not really a trick Taylor would be immediately interested in, especially since she's offering Moar DATA on basic physics that makes everything QA does better first. Frankly, she's more likely to want to dive into QA's subspace network modules and see what can be done to beef them up as a first project.

Taylor now has a direct line to THE administrator of either all or half of the entire Shard network.

Their 'working relationship' could very well be based on Taylor asking 'How do you do X', be given all the DATA Shardnet has for it, reworking it all into a way, way more efficient designs and sending a copy back. Taylor gets near-unlimited inspiration to work with, Shardnet unanimously votes for Taylor as Best Entity Evar.

Everybody wins.

Except the ones who get in the way of this new partnership, but really, when you piss off both the alphabet soup of Spook Town, aka Brockton Bay, and all the Interdimentional Alien Power-Granting Supercomputers (that have been given extensive upgrades by yours truly), you are really, really asking for it.
 
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Is telling QA how to better use the subspace bandwith a good thing?


The Entities are basically a cancer. A homogenizing swarm. They're defined by their bass-ackward methodology.

No, software optimization is the closest thing to a memetic attack you can use on the core Shards. It's so delicious but also fundamentally improves who they are, so they stop being Space Cancer.

I'm also still convinced she didn't get Q.A. but the Simurgh. Who is sometimes shown to run the Thinker/Precog database. And those constellations 'lesser' portals Taylor's seeing are probably Simmy the Simulator's allsight in action.
Also, yo, she's orbiting Earth.
 
The other girl shook her head, then propped it up on her fist as she picked at the remains of her lunch, having apparently lost her appetite. "Because she barely looks at me half the time," Amy mumbled under her breath, before sighing.
(Insert cover of 'Kyle's Mom is a...', only with 'Kyle' replaced with 'Amy')
"Somehow I doubt you can fix this but I appreciate the thought," Amy said after a moment or two, nodding a little.
We just need 7 or 8 bottles of wine, 6 large pizzas, a jar of anchovy paste, and maybe a lizard.
Taylor glanced at one of the janitors on the way out, the man meeting her eyes before going back to cleaning the kitchen waste bins.
"You did catch all that, right?"
Oh god, QA thinks Taylor's an Entity.
Admin: Not yet. Soon™.
*gets flashbacks of Mutant Deviation*... oh God the horror! Think of the poor space whale worms!
*Gets flashbacks of Mauling Snarks*...Look at all that [DATA]!
Oh, looks like she jailbroke QA, gained root access and is now going to replace communication part of the default firmware.
More like "QA jumped ship, gave Taylor root access and told her, 'My body is ready!'"
 
{Statement: Compliance. Top level node deprecated. New top level node assigned. Global permissions set to full. Data transmission link unit reassigned to task. Ready}
Top level node deprecated= Thinker is dead.
New top level node assigned=Taylor is new Eden?
Global permissions set to full= unlimited access to shard network?
I concur with your guess.
More like "QA jumped ship, gave Taylor root access and told her, 'My body is ready!'"
Recall's datcord's CC and needs scotch.
Datcord, hand over your shipment of scotch please.
 
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Well it's looking like QA and possibly Simmy are jumping ship to follow brainy Taylor. This should be amusing.
 
I think we can safely assume that Taylor has not connected with the Simurgh because even though this stories character is Taylor in Name Only and people are far more rational in this story then in canon worm I would still expect a more significant reaction if Taylor was communicating with the Simurgh. Remember the Simurgh is the being so terrifying that people volunteer to have bombs attached to them that detonate if thy are exposed to her long enough to prevent her influencing them.

Also I hope we don't have yet another Taylor Amy romance since even ignoring the fact that Taylor is canonically straight the Amy Taylor pairing has been done enough in fanfiction that its honestly boring.
 
Why would it? Other than being the best organizer, process manager, and having a lot of brute-force processing, QA really doesn't bring that much to the table. There is that trick of co-opting neural functions of organic species, but it's not really a trick Taylor would be immediately interested in, especially since she's offering Moar DATA on basic physics that makes everything QA does better first. Frankly, she's more likely to want to dive into QA's subspace network modules and see what can be done to beef them up as a first project.
Right. I just keep expecting this story to go off the rails and end up in the realm of impossible artifacts of mad science. It just something that is niggle at the back of my mind.



Oh, looks like she jailbroke QA, gained root access and is now going to replace communication part of the default firmware. I wonder what's next, gonna port and install Doom on it? Maybe that's the origin of the Doom Taylor.. :p
That is entirely too possible. Speaking Taylor is DOOMed, I just finished up a reread of the story while I wait for SV come back on line. Great story.


Install Linux on QA. Everyone's installing Linux on odder and odder hardware these days.
That is just out there enough for it to happen in this story. QA becomes more efficient from the UI software maximizing its management capacities.



Well it's looking like QA and possibly Simmy are jumping ship to follow brainy Taylor. This should be amusing.
Simmy shows up in geosynchronous orbit above Taylor's house and presents a mutually beneficial partnership. Simmy gives Taylor knowledge of future events and Taylor gives Simmy scientific data. Of course, there is a bit a communication hurdle.


I think we can safely assume that Taylor has not connected with the Simurgh because even though this stories character is Taylor in Name Only and people are far more rational in this story then in canon worm I would still expect a more significant reaction if Taylor was communicating with the Simurgh. Remember the Simurgh is the being so terrifying that people volunteer to have bombs attached to them that detonate if thy are exposed to her long enough to prevent her influencing them.
You present valid points to past Taylor/Simurgh contact. However, that does not rule out future contact between them. We will have to wait a see what @mp3.1415player has in store in chapter yet to come.
 
...ah. In my defense, I don't know where Groom Lake is.
Groom Lake, Nevada is also known as Area 51.
Except that Groom Lake is for "Super Secret Squirrel" development programs and Vandenburg AFB, CA is for flight testing...
:D
Why does this remind me of something?
-snip-
When you have a "Top Secret development program" that is that open, runs for a decade or more and is going to be fixed 'any day real soon', there are other and better words that describe it then a "Top Secret development program".

:evil::p:lol:
Yeah, you would think that... Until the COTS/GOTS movement got going, government in-house development would not be unknown to run 10 years R&D, 10 years production/tweaking, then 10 years for final distribution... Source: One of the project management commands that was doing an install at one of my commands.
 
Also I hope we don't have yet another Taylor Amy romance since even ignoring the fact that Taylor is canonically straight the Amy Taylor pairing has been done enough in fanfiction that its honestly boring.

I fully, 100%, expect this to end in a 'best friends that everyone else thinks are dating' situation.
Watching all the people observing the two come to endlessly amusing, and wrong, assumptions about it all absolutely does not factor into this, at all.
 
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