Deedeequest or The Wonders of Mundus: Be Careful Who You Pretend To Be - A Genderous Isekai Quest

How Dice Rolls Work
Character sheet is here.

Dice rolls are 1d10 + Stat + Proficiency + any applicable bonuses, such as Boons.

You may spend 3 Tension to Overdrive for a retroactive +5 to your roll (a Determination Overdrive), or +3 to an ally's roll (a Teamwork Overdrive). I will also automatically overdrive to avoid exhaustion or unconsciousness.

It is possible to critically succeed (on +5 on skill checks and +10 on combat rolls) or critically fail (by the same margins), but rolling a 1 or a 10 does not automatically crit in either case. It is possible to crit retroactively by Overdriving.

Your stat bonuses have names:
  • Vigor grants a Strength bonus.
  • Agility grants a Dexterity bonus.
  • Spirit grants an Aura bonus.
  • Mind grants an Intuition bonus.
  • Resolve grants a Guts bonus.
Dice are rolled on a first come, first serve bonus. You only roll for Deedee.
 
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5 updates for Book Two remain:
  1. Let This Bloodshed Be Sacred
  2. Hello World/Fiat Lux
  3. Keep The Covenant Of Each Other
  4. Arrivals And Departures
  5. Out Of Bounds Interactions
We may also have another IRL epilogue by Bii.

Of these, I've finished Let This Bloodshed Be Sacred tonight, and will send it to a prereader tomorrow. I may also finish Hello World/Fiat Lux tomorrow; if I do I'll post it on Sunday.

The rest of these I'll dish out once or twice a week. If it's twice, Book Two wraps up end of the month. The weekend right after my birthday, in fact.

I will probably make a new thread for Book Three.

Thanks for seeing me this far, Constant Readers.
 
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Chapter 2.6.1 - let this bloodshed be sacred
It turns out that pouring healing potions over Ace's wounds also closes them, knitting them shut as you watch, leaving only pale white lines on tan skin. The poultice method doesn't work as well as drinking a potion - something about the bloodstream and digestive system distributing the potion where it's needed, you're honestly only half-listening to Hikaru's explanation as you treat Ace - but when someone is unconscious and there's a risk of choking, like in Ace's case, it's a literal lifesaver.

You are literally saving Ace's life.

You shouldn't have to be saying that. Ace doesn't deserve this. Ace never even wanted to play this game after the free trial ended. She was just casting a show where she played a flirty bubbly bouncy busty foxgirl for clicks but now she's stuck that way and the only thing that can save her is you pouring potions over her wounds in the back of a rickety horse-cart full of rations and trade goods.

Shadi is cowering in fear as far as possible from you two, and honestly, fair. She said a lot of things while berserk, and...

Gods. Please.

Sylphan, trickster-fox, protector of travelers and those very far from home, please, don't do this to her, you pray in your mind. Please, Sylphan, don't let the person who least wanted to be here die first. I vow to sing and dance in public if Ace survives this.

Your fingers have been against her neck the whole time, tracking her pulse. Faint but steady.

Getting stronger, as the breeze picks up.

Her eyes pinch shut even tighter, before finally opening.

"So tired of this game," she mutters. "And just tired."

You hug her close and cry, and everyone else breathes a sigh of relief.



Alesha takes over fire and cooking duty, and Ace doesn't have the strength to protest. Hikaru sets up the wards; Sekhmet and Siobhan hunt, while Tayeb and Shadi set up tents and feed the horses and chicken and you, as the medic, stand watch over Ace.

This involves her resting her head on your lap, and your running your fingers through her hair while reminding her to drink more potion, and your applying hand and Breath to sore spots. She's out of her armor and in her black skirt and blouse with plenty of midriff, the better for you to massage bruises.

It's a while before she speaks.

"So," she says. "I uh. Said a lot of things I didn't mean, huh."

"You have a right to feel that way," you say.

You... don't feel the same way about the apartment and Oakland and California and the US and Earth, of course, it was always where people took your money so you could keep your stuff there, but then again the lack of physical attack by horrors beyond mortal comprehension is a plus and she has a family who likes her who she lives with.

And a cat.

Gremlin, you think his name was.

"Maybe try not to tell Shadi her world is fake and not real, though," you allow.

Ace winces. "Yeah, I... God, she must hate me. She doesn't deserve that, I was just, you know."

"Berserk," you say, and shudder. "I never thought... you would actually go berserk."

"I never thought I'd run around in the Waistpincher, either, and here we are," Ace groans. "You know if I die here I'll probably wake up in a church with a hangover?"

"Let's not test that theory soon," you say very quickly.

Ace winces and turns away. "Right. Forget I said that."

"I wouldn't," someone says.

Ace leaps out of your lap - then winces and grabs her side. You also think you've shifted a foot to the left.

It's only Hikaru, though. And you sigh relief before glaring at him.

"How long have you been listening in?" you snap. "Watching us?"

"When Ace said Shadi must hate her," he sighs.

Ace folds her arms. "What, hoping we would make out in front of you?"

"Yes," Hikaru says, voice flat. "So you two don't keep ignoring your mutual chemistry, at least. Congratulations on actually getting past Deedee's traumagenic defense mechanisms by the way."

For a moment you're too offended to even say anything, a moment Hikaru takes to pinch the bridge of his nose, push up nonexistent glasses, and groan.

"That was uncalled for," he says. "The message was necessary, my hostility wasn't. Which seems to be a theme when we're all on edge."

"No, no, you were totally fair," Ace says, her ears and eyes adding the inflection of amusement her voice lacks. "Gave as good as you got, anyway."

"I'd argue you came out better on that exchange," Hikaru says, glancing at you, before waving his hand and sighing, again, deeper. "But it just highlights how much we need to discuss. How much all of us need to discuss. Including Tayeb and Shadi - if keeping in their good graces is important to you."

"Fuck," Ace breathes, wincing. "Please help me apologize to Tayeb and Shadi. They don't deserve my opinions on AWO- on Mundus."

"I honestly think your opinions on AWO as a game are going to be important," Hikaru says, sitting down next to Ace. "That Tayeb and Shadi may need to hear them."

A chill runs down your spine. "Is that... wise?" you ask. "Telling them about the game that happens to be about them and their world?"

Hikaru takes a deep breath, and looks me in the eye, then Ace. "I feel that no good decision we can make will make the slightest bit of sense to them without that context," he says. "And that's what we all need to discuss."



As your party gathers to eat, Siobhan brings the unconscious rabbits she trapped, and takes out a knife.

"You should watch, god-botherer," she says to you, while inspecting the blade. "The rest of you should know this is bloody work, and don't need to, but I want a cleric to witness this. I want Sylphan's banner-bearer looking on as I honor the vow that saved our fucking lives when Thorne held up her end of the bargain."

It takes some effort for Ace to imperfectly hide her thoughts on this, but she doesn't say anything; she just looks away. Hikaru looks on, trying to be detached; Sekhmet is blase, and Alesha looks down but can't avert her eyes fully.

For Tayeb and Shadi, of course, this is Tuesday; they only look on because Sio wants witnesses.

Once Sio is satisfied that her knife is razor-sharp and has no nicks, she kills the rabbits instantly and with a minimum of pain, the same way Jewish butchers do back home: with a single knife thrust that severs the spinal cord and the throat at once, and then once that bloody work is done, she slashes again to bleed them. Then she holds them - cradles them - as their life drains out onto the ground.

You've seen her eat blood sausages - "Morcilya" according to the old game - before; eating blood isn't taboo for her as it is for your Ashkenazi mother, normally. But no one's having morcilla tonight. This is the part that she promised Thorne, the sacrifice she vowed.

"Blood and breath for you, Thorne," she says. "Lifeblood and last breaths for the huntress who showed my arrows the way, who gave us hunters eyes, and saved our lives from a predator that should not be in your woods. Blood and breath of my first kills for the pot tonight as promised. Let this bloodshed be sacred to you, Thorne, and let it please you; let me make a burning of skin and fat, and let that please you; let none doubt that I honor my vow as you honored it, Fae Warden of the Wylds."

"Let Sylphan's wind carry that copper scent and the smoke of that burning to Thorne," you say, and shiver as the wind picks up. "Let Flamma taste that fat, that hair, the sweet wood of our fire; let her drink of our deep red libation, and account it to Thorne. Let this bloodshed be sacred to you, Thorne. Thus do we keep our faith."

The fire blazes high as Sio throws the skins on the fire, and they start to curl and pop and white smoke rises. Alesha makes the Sign of the Cross, startled; Tayeb claps and says "amen!" and after a moment's hesitation, Shadi joins him. Sekhmet is just staring into the fire, hands clasped over her mouth, breathing, thinking.

Hikaru is clearly discomfited, but then he sighs, and nods. "Let this bloodshed be sacred to you," he says.

"So say we all," Sio murmurs.

"So say we all," Hikaru says out loud, while you and yours mutter it.

And again: "And while we cook, as we eat, there's much more we should all say - for the sake of our survival," Hikaru says.

"Yeah," Sio grunts, looking at Ace shrink under her gaze - before looking up at the rest of us. "I think so, too."



Special thanks to prereaders @FoxHana @NekoIncardine and @bii for this.

New update hopefully tomorrow.

Last chance to speculate about what the hell happened in the forest to start next chapter with some Tension for Deedee. Bullshit speculation go!
 
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Hoo, this will be a tough conversation. How do you tell someone they're living in an actual "created last thursday" world?
Well... we know that because we have the privilege of reading Interludes.

But from AC/DC's point of view, all they really know is "where we come from there was a [however the fuck you explain a video game] about Mundus - its peoples, its gods, etc - and about a month ago, everyone involved in that suddenly found themselves here, in the flesh, as the heroes they were telling stories about".

That's a much more neutral point of view, and explains all the necessary information - including why people from Earth might think of Mundus as fake - without making any unfounded ontological claims about whether Mundus is any less real than Earth in true.

Unless they're content to naïvely carry forward the original assumption of "I'm playing and I can't log out" that they made when they woke up on the Shores (and that has, since then, received conflicting evidence such as "everyone's people now" and "Mundane phenomena can get inside our brains now" and so on), the only reason they'd need to go beyond a neutrally-framed explanation and into "you and I are actually still in that game" is if they have a more specific reason to believe it's so.

Does Deedee have such a reason? Does Hikaru?

...does Siobhan?
 
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The fact that every player can still access elements of the game UI like character sheets and friends lists is, I think, pretty solid evidence for "we are now deeper immersed in the simulation" as opposed to "we have been magically transported to an alternate reality where the simulation is real". Unless the person writing this isekai novel is a hack who uses RPG video game elements for no reason, of course.

That said, the second explanation is still a solid way to potentially sell the concept to the natives in a way that's less dismissive of their perceived reality.
 
The fact that every player can still access elements of the game UI like character sheets and friends lists is, I think, pretty solid evidence for "we are now deeper immersed in the simulation" as opposed to "we have been magically transported to an alternate reality where the simulation is real". Unless the person writing this isekai novel is a hack who uses RPG video game elements for no reason, of course.
Fair, fair! That's definitely evidence. Like... it's not bulletproof, because some game elements were already portrayed as diegetic; "sendjewels", for example - which the friends lists are for - are apparently an in-universe thing. But "one perk of drinking the adventurer juice is systematic proprioception, delivered via visual hallucinations for some reason" would probably be a bit of a stretch. :grin:
 
Without spoilers, I wanna say that I've been lurking in the doc while Talia writes Hello World/Fiat Lux tonight and it's some of my favorite shit so far. (Admittedly, part of that's because I love seeing my boy get cerebral.)

We may also have another IRL epilogue by Bii.

Right now it's looking like one short Mundane epilogue (already finished) and an IRL/Earthly epilogue of indeterminate size. We shall see!
 
The fact that every player can still access elements of the game UI like character sheets and friends lists is, I think, pretty solid evidence for "we are now deeper immersed in the simulation" as opposed to "we have been magically transported to an alternate reality where the simulation is real". Unless the person writing this isekai novel is a hack who uses RPG video game elements for no reason, of course.

You wound me. There are very good reasons I'm using those elements. No, I'm not telling you all of them yet.

Fair, fair! That's definitely evidence. Like... it's not bulletproof, because some game elements were already portrayed as diegetic; "sendjewels", for example - which the friends lists are for - are apparently an in-universe thing. But "one perk of drinking the adventurer juice is systematic proprioception, delivered via visual hallucinations for some reason" would probably be a bit of a stretch. :grin:

Don't you ever do visualization exercises? Check your blood pressure? Store a memory in a mind palace?

Why couldn't Adventurer magic and the Size Up spell provide some stats for you?

On the other hand, why would it?

Without spoilers, I wanna say that I've been lurking in the doc while Talia writes Hello World/Fiat Lux tonight and it's some of my favorite shit so far. (Admittedly, part of that's because I love seeing my boy get cerebral.)

Q: How do you take exactly 2700 words of exposition and make them into something special?
A: By making the characters really care about the info you're dumping.

On a related note I need a prereader, but then I think I'll be able to post tonight.
 
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Chapter 2.6.2 - hello world!/fiat lux!
Hikaru takes a deep breath, and sweeps his eyes over all of you gathered at the campfire. Ace, who doesn't want to be in the world of a game; Alesha, who can't think of this place as home, and Sekhmet who's starting to; Tayeb and Shadi, who have known no other world; and Sio, who almost fooled you into thinking she's from Earth.

You almost thought "from IRL," but can't bring yourself to.

"From your perspective," he says, to Tayeb, "almost two weeks ago, a group of strangers - Adventurers from distant shores and with strange ways - arrived outside the city in which you work and live in greater numbers than you've ever seen before. The Siege of Viacruz, you joked - you hoped was a joke. I wonder what you must have thought, at our distress? At how little we seemed, and seem, to know how things work? How they have worked, for the hundreds of years in which anointed heroes such as me and mine have walked on Mundus?"

"It was not, perhaps, as strange to us as it was to you," Tayeb allows, stroking his mustache, frowning. Shadi squirms under his arm, holding fast to her father, the polestar of her heavens. "Adventurers have always been a queer lot, and I'm used to tradesmen having their own cants. Still, we feared some calamity had come to pass. When we heard the waygates had closed, I thought that must be why..."

"Does this have to do with the monster in the woods?" Shadi asks. "The drop of ocean in the sky? I know you can do powerful sorcery, Hikaru, but that seemed beyond even you..."

"Almost," Hikaru says, smiling. Trying. "Almost beyond me. But explaining what I think has happened - what must have happened - will require me to speak on secrets we've held closely. Things that may seem shocking."

"Or blasphemous," Sio sighs, looking into the fire.

Hikaru hesitates. I see Alesha curl her hand into a fist, and look down at the solar cross on her breastplate - a symbol of a God her character swore an oath to, but that she would never have sworn to before her own God.

"I hope," Hikaru says, "that it is not. I have nothing but respect for the thousand-year old traditions that kept you alive. Kept us alive," he says to Sio. "But nothing we can do to help you, to serve the Gods and save ourselves, will make sense unless you know where we came from, know what I know about... Mundus. And what I perceive of its nature."

Ace hisses in a breath. "Okay," she says, very fast. "I - you should know that I was talking out my ass. I haven't... I wasn't expecting going berserk to be that bad, there was just too much anger to deal with and I, like... I wanted to be an athlete, not a soldier, and, and I'm sorry, and..."

Tayeb reaches out a hand over Ace's, then puts his arm around her when she cries.

"We did not ask to fight, or ask you to fight, either," he says. "But you have fought for us despite the injustice of it, and we will remember that long after we forget the words you used to curse your fate."

Sio breathes in, sharp, before nodding. "You fought an evil god's pet kaiju that was way above your weight class. There was a lot of swearing to go around."

"I don't know how you wouldn't know your own power," Shadi says, though her voice is not afraid.

"There's a huge difference between hearing something and doing something," you say. "As for why hearing versus doing matters, here..."

Hikaru clicks his tongue. "Perhaps I should start not with us, but with Io."

"Io?" Shadi says, blinking. "The titan? The Worldsculptor?"

"The Statue Within The Stone," Hikaru confirms. "Because everything that has gone wrong is in the domain of Io. Waygates. The coming and going of Adventurers. The ways that places bleed into each other, that liminal spaces lead to one or the other, here. All of these are Io's responsibility, and under Io's protection. And all of them are going wrong."

A terrible silence falls over everyone here.

"Are you suggesting that Io has abandoned us?" Tayeb asks, voice wavering.

"It is not in the nature of your Gods to abandon their people," Hikaru says. "If they had, I think we would not be here talking about it. But I think one of our people has - "

He hesitates, takes in a deep breath, drumming his fingers against the black lacquer of his staff.

"I think an Adventurer has at the very least gravely wounded him," he says. "With a weapon from my world. And now I need to explain where we've come from, because we're not from Mundus. And I don't think anything from Mundus could have wounded Io this deeply."



"I think you may be selling Mundus short," Sio says, managing to keep herself from snarling too much. "Echidna nearly managed to one-vs-fourteen the Gods, after all."

"This is true," Hikaru says. "The Gods were never invulnerable. Say rather that I think our nature as Adventurers, and my understanding of what the Gods are, lead me to believe that any weapon subtle enough to have wounded Io without all of Mundus immediately learning of it must come from my Earth instead."

"Okay back the fuck up," Ace says. "There is too much lore going on, I can barely follow 'stand here and avoid the mechanics' without... memorizing fifty different proper nouns. I'm trying, God knows, but which one is Io and why are you going 'oh shit.'"

Shadi turns to her, incredulous. "Io is the worldsculptor," she says. "Io created Mundus."

"Yes," Hikaru says, voice distant. "I think Io literally created the ground you're sitting on, or at least it was made according to their instructions. Ace spoke earlier of... adventuring as a game we play."

"Is it?" Shadi asks, arms folded.

Hikaru thinks very carefully.

"We used to think so," you suggest.

Hikaru gestures to me, gratitude evident on his face. "It used to be more like... a role we'd play. Stepping into our parts as wizards and warriors and healers in the names of Gods. And then after a successful hunt for some dragon or another, with it's hoard spent in Viacruz or Caer Islwyn or Pher Ah at the tavern and the blacksmiths'... we'd leave this theatre you call home, taking off our masks, sleeping in our beds."

There is a long and ghastly silence.

Hikaru looks up at the darkening sky. "Then I'd go back to my job designing machines, Alesha to her almsgiving, Sekhmet to their general store. Deedee to her courier work, and Ace to..."

Ace laughs, a little unhinged. "This was my job," she said. "Places to go, people to be. Busking in a corner of the Internet."

"Then you're telling us that this world is an illusion," Shadi says, and she's shaking. "That Ace's curses were true, that my memories are false."

"All existence is an illusion," Hikaru says, quietly. "My own no less than yours. That all the world's a stage and all the people in it merely players is not a condition unique to Mundus. Reality was always what we chose to love in spite of that; your love of your father and your home is more real than any number of hours I spent arguing over the color of a sprocket at work, and nothing I will say can or should change that."

"Yeah," Ace says, dragging her face down her hands. "That's where I am. I shouldn't be here. Mundus is bad for me and I want out - but this is your home and I don't regret saving you for a second."

You take a deep breath. "There are truths I learned about myself on Mundus that I hadn't realized for more than thirty years on Earth. If this was just a game, it isn't anymore."

Sio clicks her tongue and stares into the fire. "Out with it, then. With why you think they needed to hear us talk about... about a night of A.W.O. after a long shift manufacturing widgets and thingummies."



"Why Io?" you ask. "What about Another World Online - the game about Mundus," you clarify to the Kosmas duo, "makes him -"

"Them," Sekhmet says, tail twitching.

"- Them, right, sorry, makes them vulnerable?"

"And here I risk blaspheming," Hikaru says, looking at the crystal tipping his staff. "Here we inescapably enter matters of cosmogony. If there are Gods on Earth, they move more subtly than those on Mundus - which may be why those who wrote of Mundus wrote of it's benevolent pantheon. Alesha," he says, startling her out of her reverie with a gesture, "do you remember Fanime '34 with us?"

"Couldn't forget, first time Jazz came out in public," Leesh says. "Though of course you realize I give Jesus more credit than you do."

"A prophet," you interject for the benefit of Tayeb and Shadi. "To grossly oversimplify."

Alesha laughs. "Under the circumstances I'm not sure He'd mind. Yes, I remember Fanime."

"Where we saw Doctor Durante and her fellows speak about Another World Online," Hikaru prompts. "And the game they made before it, Orbital Knights."

Alesha blinks. "And the Temple of Io we found on Io in OK."

Siobhan turns to her, blinking, openmouthed and astonished. "Wait, what?"

You laugh, as you remember that little easter egg. How many hours had you sunk into your Chevalier piloting? "Right. The Jovian Moons map, that was the refrance. You think Io was practicing?"

"I know Io was practicing," Hikaru says, straightening up. "Durante told us so. That the Turing-Compatible AI of that name first made the lifeless worlds and ruins that served as battlefields for Orbital Knights, as training to make their masterpiece."

"My home," Shadi says, frowning.

"Yes," Hikaru says. "Our gods spoke us into existence, and we in turn told stories about your gods, and they in turn wrote of you. I would like to think," he adds, smiling, "that it's stories all the way up and down; Heinlein seemed to think so."

Tayeb laughs, and slaps his knee, eyes twinkling.

"I mean, weird flex to find it funny, but I'm glad you aren't upset," Sekhmet says.

"My friend, you are describing orthodox Gnomic theology," Tayeb says.

Hikaru brightens. "I knew there was a reason beyond the purely mechanical I went with Their boon," he says.

"Wait, wait, wait," Ace says, holding her hands in front of her face. "Are you saying that Io is an AI? That all the Mundane gods are?"

"That is exactly what I'm saying," Hikaru says.

"Who thought it was a good idea to literally make AI gods?" Ace asked.

"Self-described rationalists. Next question," Sekhmet said, twirling her hand. Hikaru winces at this but doesn't correct them.

"And, what, you think this started because Io got hacked?" Ace says.

There is a long moment of silence where Hikaru just stares at Ace, and then you remember to breathe, past your teeth.

"Oh, fuck," you say.

Sio holds her breath for a little longer, before sighing in defeat. She looks up at you and Hikaru.

"You clearly mean some kind of attack that's not just... hacking, see also slashing," she says, voice rough. "For the benefit of the Mundanes breaking bread with you, sing, muse, of how one hacks a god."



"There are languages," Hikaru says, "that one can learn to write and speak, and through them to effect changes in the world. In which the nature of the world and the properties of things within it can be encoded. On Mundus, you call this wizardry."

Tayeb nods his understanding.

"On Earth we have no wizards who can conjure fire with a syllable and a gesture," Hikaru continues, "but through such languages as we have created for the purpose we can simulate what that fire might do. I joked about this kind of computer wizardry, which was my job on Earth; simulating the properties of machine parts, sculpting virtual possibilities of them, before approving their physical manufacture. It's why wizardry on Mundus called to me."

"And anything you can exactingly sculpt or whittle, you can also hack," Sio mutters.

"Just so," Hikaru sighs.

"You use the word - the abbreviation - 'A.I.,'" Sio says. "Saying that Io and the other gods are such. What does that mean?"

"Chase the tail, what starts with 'I?'" Shadi asks. "Intelligence?"

Sekhmet grimaces. "Artificial Intelligence. Yeah. Can't avoid that term."

"In the sense they were made," Hikaru says. "Not in the sense that they are false. With all our wizardry, we encoded them with psyches and auras; ran pneuma through wires to them, and animated them to act within a world they would create. But it no longer matters if the first words they used to sing Mundus into existence were 'hello world!' or 'fiat lux,' least of all to you, Shadi."

"But you're saying they are the words you used to encode them. That the Statue Within The Marble is sculpted out of words," Shadi says.

"And anything you can sculpt, you can hack," you echo.

"It would be like erasing and overwriting a parchment," Sio says, "Or just making a new copy wrong on purpose."

"That is exactly how it happens," Hikaru says. "But there's a problem: normally, we use that kind of AI to catch people trying to do this. Io would normally notice an attack on their code. Io was made to notice an attack on their code and on Mundus' code."

Ace grimaces. "...From outside of Mundus. That's why you need an Adventurer, right?"

"To smuggle in a... virus, a poison... hidden as something innocuous." Hikaru puts a finger on the thin mustache he's begun to grow. "Something Io would have expected to be there when our assassin challenged them, and the Glatisant, as we are sometimes charged to do."

"And it must have been Io," Sio says, "because it is by Io's hand that the waygates open, and portals to dungeons and faerie trods and other liminal spaces function, and those are super not working brothers right now."

"How do you keep getting memes right if you're a local?" Sekhmet grumbles.

"Pixies have big ears," she replies.

You laugh. So does Ace.

"I suspect that the otherspaces physically exist on this planet - the physical body of Mundus," Hikaru says. "In places that we would otherwise never be able to reach. And that Io stitched them together in much the same way that Waygates link to each other."

"So when the other gods had to step in after Io's poisoning, they had never worked with the gates before, with the fabric of reality." Tayeb muses.

Shadi looks at the hem of her own sleeve. "And they dropped a stitch."

"Just our luck that if you go out of bounds in the Lost Woods, you wind up in the Blue Sea?" Alesha asks.

Hikaru touches his nose and nods.

"Then why are we here?" Ace asks. "Why not just kick us out?"

You take a deep breath.

"Because that's what got hacked off," you say. "Their ability to kick us out. Their only options were to either kill us all, or save us all."

And it is not in the nature of the gods here to abandon their people, Hikaru had said.

Thank Them for that.

"Leaving our bodies on Earth behind," Alesha says, eyes meeting Hikaru's. Pleading.

Hikaru pauses, then nods. "Because the AI, Io, was in charge of our entry and exit into 'the gameworld' as well. Meaning that if we learned exactly what happened to Io -"

Your heart jumps into your throat, and your eyes meet Sekhmet's.

"- It might be possible to go back." Alesha murmurs.

Hikaru, slowly, raises his hand to his heart. "We do not have nearly enough data, and something we find may still prevent it." Hikaru says. "But if Earthside realizes what happened - if our bodies on Earth are alive - I don't now see why we couldn't return home."

Ace curls up, and you put your arm around her, and she groans:

"Thank God, thank God, thank Io too."

And Shadi, after a moment, takes her hand, and squeezes.



With thanks to @FoxHana for Foxgirl Cryptid wrangling, @bii for Elf Shootgirl wrangling, and @NekoIncardine for prereading.

Special thanks to @Qoheleth for helping me up to this point with figuring exactly what the fuck was going on in the Neverglades. They know no other spoilers about what's actually going on, and their knowledge on this is why they stayed silent.

Three updates remain. The next one might get spicy; I'll put that part under a labeled readmore.
 
Special thanks to @Qoheleth for helping me up to this point with figuring exactly what the fuck was going on in the Neverglades. They know no other spoilers about what's actually going on, and their knowledge on this is why they stayed silent.
I'm glad I was able to consult on the topic, and equally glad that (now that the one secret thing I knew has become known by the whole thread) I can go back to being 100% on the "player collaboratively speculating on WTF is going on" side of the rail instead of having stuff I had to shut up about. :grin: [Edit: For the record, the consultation happened right before we entered the Neverglades, in early Feb 2022; the five weeks or so between then and now was the only point at which I had Forbidden Knowledge.]

Shoutouts to Super Mario Sunshine, by the way, which actually uses the trick we saw go wrong in that fight, of using out-of-bounds areas on the main map to store sub-areas that need to be bigger on the inside.

"To smuggle in a... virus, a poison... hidden as something innocuous." Hikaru puts a finger on the thin mustache he's begun to grow. "Something Io would have expected to be there when our assassin challenged them, and the Glatisant, as we are sometimes charged to do."
...ah. That's an interesting possibility as to why non-canon glams are unavailable. If the attack used a Player Workshop item to deliver its payload... best to disable the Player Workshop entirely to keep further attacks at bay until the emergency cools off.
 
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I'm glad I was able to consult on the topic, and equally glad that (now that the one secret thing I knew has become known by the whole thread) I can go back to being 100% on the "player collaboratively speculating on WTF is going on" side of the rail instead of having stuff I had to shut up about. :grin:

Shoutouts to Super Mario Sunshine, by the way, which actually uses the trick we saw go wrong in that fight, of using out-of-bounds areas on the main map to store sub-areas that need to be bigger on the inside.

It was a pleasure and a privilege working with you, and this is the least of the reasons why you're credited as a consultant in the first book.

I was tempted to name the chapter But First We Need To Talk About Parallel Universes, but I eventually decided to go with pretention over memery.

...ah. That's an interesting possibility as to why non-canon glams are unavailable. If the attack used a Player Workshop item to deliver its payload... best to disable the Player Workshop entirely to keep further attacks at bay until the emergency cools off.

Hikaru suspects this but has no direct proof.
 
Player Workshop is user-modded content, right? That might be the only way to sneak in something malicious using in-game tools, unless there's an arbitrary code execution vulnerability in the chat or something. Anything else would need to be injected through something external to the game, and I'm pretty sure that all the clues so far point away from that.
 
"And it must have been Io," Sio says, "because it is by Io's hand that the waygates open, and portals to dungeons and faerie trods and other liminal spaces function, and those are super not working brothers right now."

"How do you keep getting memes right if you're a local?" Sekhmet grumbles.

"Pixies have big ears," she replies.
Since the earlier vote result a little ways back was "help keep Sio's secret", yet this passed mostly without comment, did everyone more or less figure it out independently or were quietly clued in by someone else? (Or did I miss a section somewhere where this was covered?)
 
Since the earlier vote result a little ways back was "help keep Sio's secret", yet this passed mostly without comment, did everyone more or less figure it out independently or were quietly clued in by someone else? (Or did I miss a section somewhere where this was covered?)

This:

Sio holds her breath for a little longer, before sighing in defeat. She looks up at you and Hikaru.

"You clearly mean some kind of attack that's not just... hacking, see also slashing," she says, voice rough. "For the benefit of the Mundanes breaking bread with you, sing, muse, of how one hacks a god."

was her admitting it. There is no one on earth, or at least no Earthling who plays MMOs in their spare time, that wouldn't understand the term hacking.

That it passed without comment was mostly because folks had bigger octopi to fry.
 
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Hikaru is a firm believer in Occam's Razor. Unfortunately, that razor isn't sharp enough to cut butter where we are now.

i mean it's a neat glam for Oathsworn Knights of the Tome of Gnomon but by the time you're getting your first Tension Break you should easily find a much bigger stat stick
 
Player Workshop is user-modded content, right? That might be the only way to sneak in something malicious using in-game tools, unless there's an arbitrary code execution vulnerability in the chat or something. Anything else would need to be injected through something external to the game, and I'm pretty sure that all the clues so far point away from that.
If it's a chat vulnerability, then I think it might not actually have to be arbitrary code execution.

One of the things that broke when Io got bullet was "sendjewels over nonlocal distances".
So one of Io's own responsibilities is, in theory, copying chat data around when sending cross-map.

Normally, I'd assume that part of why the gods have portfolios is to prevent a "confused deputy" style attack of tricking one of the Fourteen into using their powers destructively.

But... Io bears its heritage of "self-sculpted AI" more overtly than any of the other Fourteen. They probably still have the capability to modify themself. So if you could set up a situation - some kind of stale pointer thing where you send to someone at the moment they switch maps or something - where you write to Io... then you might not be able to run any code you want, but you could definitely harm them.

...come to think of it, one interesting aspect of that approach would be that it could be executed by someone who doesn't know anything about AWO's real code, and who discovered the bug purely via "carrying your new wife over the threshold b/c liminal spaces are vulnerable" type reasoning and experimentation in-game. I'm... a little worried, and a little suspicious, about how Hikaru's current formulation explains many phenomena but has nothing to say about the whole "why are Mundanes people on the shard we all ended up in" issue. If this shard preexisted Io's poisoning, then I can't help but wonder if all this started because a Mundane from this Mundus found the exploit and decided, for whatever reason, to go ahead and kill a god.
 
If it's a chat vulnerability, then I think it might not actually have to be arbitrary code execution...

This approach is something Hikaru very badly wants to prove or disprove as the assassin's weapon, yes.

ETA: It also begs the question of who - on this theoretical Mundus Prime - would want to kill Io, and why.
 
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Fuck I'm really looking forward to posting my Mundane epilogue now.



... also there was a reason I kept joking that the mystery of the missing moustache was important.
 
This approach is something Hikaru very badly wants to prove or disprove as the assassin's weapon, yes.

ETA: It also begs the question of who - on this theoretical Mundus Prime - would want to kill Io, and why.
There's any number of motives for an Earthling to want to attack a video game - corporate espionage, protest, the lulz, even an accident or a grey hat test gone extremely wrong.

But a Mundane would need a motivation to attack one of their gods. Not saying those don't exist, but it's a much higher threshold of moral effort.
 
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