Deedeequest or The Wonders of Mundus: Be Careful Who You Pretend To Be - A Genderous Isekai Quest

How Dice Rolls Work
Character sheet is here.

Dice rolls are 1d10 + Stat + Proficiency + any applicable bonuses, such as Boons.

You may spend 3 Tension to Overdrive for a retroactive +5 to your roll (a Determination Overdrive), or +3 to an ally's roll (a Teamwork Overdrive). I will also automatically overdrive to avoid exhaustion or unconsciousness.

It is possible to critically succeed (on +5 on skill checks and +10 on combat rolls) or critically fail (by the same margins), but rolling a 1 or a 10 does not automatically crit in either case. It is possible to crit retroactively by Overdriving.

Your stat bonuses have names:
  • Vigor grants a Strength bonus.
  • Agility grants a Dexterity bonus.
  • Spirit grants an Aura bonus.
  • Mind grants an Intuition bonus.
  • Resolve grants a Guts bonus.
Dice are rolled on a first come, first serve bonus. You only roll for Deedee.
 
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Invocation to Eranda: the Godvote
Here, Eranda, is one who shall if not respun be unravelled;
who found a thread of truth and pulled, and thus unembroidered
saw thee in themselves, cried for the liontamer's strength.

And now submit themselves to be buried in your bosom,
from broad-cast seeds of doubt to grow, and then to blossom,
tall as the barleycorn, beautiful as a rose, sweet as a ripe berry.

Today we beat away the chaff of old lives and old names
blow away such husks, and leave only your new daughter,
let her be known not by such a weightless thing
but by that which grows from your divine harrowing.


- Invocation to Eranda during a ritual confirmation of transition

Adhoc vote count started by Talia B on Feb 26, 2022 at 2:23 PM, finished with 48 posts and 10 votes.


So, I confess I've been doing a parallel vote on my Patreon and I will honor that as well. With that in mind:

The clear winner here was Echidna, Mother Of Monsters, She Who Must Be Abjured. We will discuss her and the army of monsters she birthed next month, or once I have the art together.

There were also some votes for Mutan, The Dreaming Moon, Who Is Your Reflection. This was the most popular option on Patreon and will be next.

Following that we'll write up Ubasdjet-Hydria, the second most popular vote here; followed by Gnomon, an option with votes here that was secondmost popular on Patreon.

Thank you for voting.

Update's on the last page. As mentioned, there will be a follow-up update soon, likely tomorrow.
 
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Chapter 2.5.8 - ...Nor Time To Throw Away
Alesha puts her hand to the solar cross on her tabard. "Hell with it," she says. "If we're up against something like that, better to overheal."

Sunlight pours from the Auroran symbol, warming you. Healing you and your allies - you hear Ace sigh relief. You wince despite the warmth - Ace has taken a huge beating...

"Kaioh!" Hikaru points at a spot just west of the owlbear, which explodes. The fire clings to it, and it hisses.

In anger.

"Hell if I'm getting in close to THAT," Sekhmet says, notching an arrow and sighting down it. "All we need is to make sure the horse isn't fishfood, yeah?"

"The horse moving is also good," you say. "And making sure it doesn't run afoul of..."

You gesture to runic crosshairs that are way too close, as placed by the raid boss that's way too far away.

"Check that." Sekhmet draws back the bowstring. "Nothing personal, Hooty, but outta the way."

She looses it, then loads and fires again as she starts running. Her grizzly opponent tries to batter away the projectiles but isn't fast enough, both sinking deep. Hikaru, seeing Sekh on the move, raises his arm; Sekh steps on it and up, jumping, shooting a third arrow into the beast's side before catching herself on a tree branch and hauling herself up.

A redcap near it takes that cue to flee past us without bothering to fight.

Sio looks at the place where the salt rain is falling, then darts across the runic crosshairs.

Ace hisses in a breath.

Sio darts down a side path, worn into the forest's grass and roots from use - presumably by elven feet - not even stopping to aim as she damn near automatically nocks, pulls, and shoots an arrow into the owlbear's other side.

It's not even slowing down. Ace gestures to you, pointing you to the shadow of Alesha's shield.

"I've got a stupid idea!" Ace says.

You nod, moving into position. "Is it launching the bear into the mechanic? Do we think we'll be able to remove it after?"

Ace grins. "That's my plan, yeah!"

"Then watch this."

You steady yourself, your breathing, and your perception of time slows to frames. Then, you ready your fighting gauntlets and leap forward into melee with the charging bear.

"WHIRLING TIGER CLAW!"

Duck it's wild swing with a heavy paw, and counter across, pushing it back. Follow up with a knee, and another two punches, with seemingly no effect now that it's ready.

Fine. If it's not enough, you'll pour in more. No time to finesse; time for power, and knockback. You parry a claw swipe, take in a breath and use it to bless your limbs; exhale, and let the wind swirl around your arms and fists like pneumatic drills. Parry a swipe, outside high, then another, inside middle and twist.

"I said WHIRLING!"

You drive a fist into its shoulder and it snarls.

"TIGER!"

Another into its leg, feel the crunch and the tear, as it sinks on that side.

"CLAW!"

And both fists into its chest, lifting it a foot off the ground, too topheavy and backpedaling.

To fall on it's back right in the center of the runic circle.

You clear your stance, using your exhale to cast healing winds at Ace. She stiffens up a bit, staring, hammer poised, waiting for a signal to do something.

There's a brilliant flash and you have to cover your eyes.

You hear a tremendous, thundering, supersonic implosion, see the tail end of a bubble full of fire popping slowly - as if it were in a liquid medium. Everything within the magic circle is engulfed in a torrent of flame that starts out spherical before melting away into embers.

When it fades, there isn't even a corpse left; just ashes.

Ace screams, "STOP THE HORSES, STOP THE HORSES, STOP THE HORSES RIGHT NOW!"

Shadi just screams.

Your ears flatten in a too-little-too-late attempt to protect you from all of the loud you've just been assaulted with.

Alesha hisses in a breath. "That's DEFINITELY Scylla and Charibdys."

"Agreed. Cavitation Bubble Implosion is a... distinctive spell." Hikaru's grimace is even less concerting now that he has a pixie's needle-like teeth. "As I said. Do not stand in the mechanics."

"The bugtesters did A TERRIBLE JOB with this place!" Ace howls, and you think she's hyperventilating.

"Somehow, I don't think this is something that you would normally test for!" you say.

"And this is definitely not a normal proving grounds," Siobhan adds.

Your eyes light on more glowing runes. The same invisible hands that made the magic circle are now inscribing lines of text emanating from the pool of salt water corroding the wards on the road, a twisting path of words of power inscribed with symbols. Another spell of Scylla's, likely equally devastating, warning you all where to tread lightly or - better - not at all.

Ace stares, frozen, breathing hard, eyes and ears on a swivel, waiting until she sees something to hit. Something she can do for it.

"If you can't make your foes come to your sargasso sea," Hikaru murmurs, staring at the runes and the growing saltwater pool with star-flecked black eyes, "then bring the sargasso to them..."

He takes a wand, writing his own rune, soft blue tucked between angry red-gold spell traps. Then sights over the top of his staff, squinting. Straining.

He chuckles, and nods.

Ace allows herself to breathe, and so do you.

"Fortunately, the Auspex Sight spell still works," he says. "Something like a heat haze within the pool. Lurking."

He pauses, drawing an electrical spark from the gem on his staff. "Weak to shock," he adds.

"Guys, where do we go?" Ace asks, almost pleading. "What do we do, here? Do we book it for the space thing? Or just- Turn around?"

Alesha takes a look at her, sighs, then steps up.

"Ace. Step forward, ready whatever AoE attacks you have," she says. "I'm going to try and lure in the add."

Ace straightens, shifting her stance, shouldering her hammer. "Yes, sir," she says, and you can't blame her.

Alesha walks, then marches, then runs. As she goes, she beats her shield with her sword, slowly, but speeding up to match the tempo of her military march.

"Scylla," she says, projecting without raising her voice. "In Aurora's name, by the oath I swore to her, I call you out. You do not belong here. Strike me if you dare, and in so doing show yourself, and be driven from this place."

Something stirs above the pool of seawater.

Movement like iridescent oil through clear blue water, in a hemisphere intersecting with the sky. You have the impression of a baleful eye.

On Alesha.

"Nice to see you again, too," Alesha says, with a nod to the thing above the sky. "Wish it was better circumstances. Meanwhile, let me rephrase: fuck off."

You suddenly understand why that particular resource is called tension. Alesha was - is - electrifying, in her element.

Ace exhales, and inhales, breathing finally under her conscious control.

"Forward and AOE," she confirms.

She screams and leaps, her hammer describing deadly arcs, dancing along and over the shining magical tripwires. She hits nothing, but you, too, are breathing easy, now that she's back on her game.

"Nothing around there, Alesha," Ace says.

"I definitely pulled aggro; it'll strike me soon," Alesha replies. "Keep your eyes open."

"Must be further in," Sekhmet says. An arrow flies from above us, down past Ace, into the unnatural tide pool in the forest.

And you hear the noise it makes when it strikes something, which flickers. Like sparks.

Or static.

"Okay," Sekhmet says, ears back and eyes wide. "That drew blood. Or ichor, or whatever. You heard it wail, right? And it's echoing?"

"Yeah," Ace said. Keeping it together, but still frayed.

"Like sonar," you say, shuddering.

Siobhan takes a deep breath, nocks her bow...

And aims.

"Come on, come on, you've got to know what to do," she whispers, and you think you can only hear her because of Sylphan's gift of mousehunting ears. "Tell me. Help me. Please. My eyes are yours tonight, oh please..."

You close your eyes, listen to her pray.

Sekhmet winces. "Come on, Sio, It's right there..." she whispers, a prayer to the only thing Jules ever believed in.

Siobhan pauses, exhales, nods. "Yes, oh yes, blood and breath for you, from my first kill of the hunt tonight - the first to bleed blood instead of ichor," she vows.

She opens her eyes.

She fires her bow.

And then you and your party can all see the blinking, moaning tentacle of the thing she hits.



Think there are three-five more updates before the end of the volume.

I'll try to conclude this battle next week.
 
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what's that? get more official art of sio? on it, I'll see what the artists I patronize can do next month

/Squishes cheeks

Siobhan is a joint effort between me and Talia, so I'm always very happy when people like her! (I'm really looking forward to the upcoming story arc when Deedee and company get to deal with someone from Sio's past.)
 
When there is a problem that cannot be solved with strength, the gods send Sylphan to solve it with guile - with Flamma in the back pocket as the last resort, in case the granary is too full of mice to save, so to speak. Both of them are renowned for unconventional and creative solutions, and for finding ways to make the arrogant tie themselves up in their own webs of deception...
I've got to appreciate any pantheon that has multiple benevolent tricksters.
I come bearing more art by Sakurarose12, this time depicting One (1) Ace Striker!
This is really well done! Also I'm very amused by the plate mail miniskirt. Very MMO.
 
In light of current events in Texas...
In light of current events in Texas, we (myself, @FoxHana, and @bii) are compelled - at the start of the new month - to do what we can to help the transgender teenagers and their families in the state.

This month and going forward, 10% of the proceeds of the I/O books are going towards the Transgender Law Center, a nonprofit organization that works to change laws and protect trans people in the United States. I've also made the announcement on my Twitter.

We only wish we could do more.



Also, in apologies of reminding you that real world hard can be hard and cold, please enjoy something soft and warm.


Snickerdoodle meant her tails, what did you think he meant?
 
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Scheduled vote count started by Talia B on Feb 19, 2022 at 9:43 PM, finished with 39 posts and 10 votes.


Already announced this. I'm interleaving Patreon requests with these, so the order will be:

  1. Echidna, The Mother of Monsters
  2. Mutan, The Dreaming Moon
  3. Ubasdjet of the Jar, She Who Sees The First And Last Breath
  4. Gnomon, Who Knows All That Is Written.
 
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AWO System Messages said:
Right Hand of the Scyllan Horror uses Undertow!
Rolling Intuition:
VS Ace Striker: Rolling 1d10+9 = (8)+9" = 17, Damage 30
Immobilize

Ace Striker, Valkyrie Warrior dodges (Dexterity Defense):
Rolling 1d10+8+0+0+0 = (9)+8+0+0+0" = 17 Dexterity Defense

Ace is struck for 39 damage and immobilized!





Ace Striker
goes Berzerk!

Ahahah I didn't even need to fudge my dice rolls.

Update by Sunday.

See you then.

(Art by MakioKuta.)
 
Charge Chance: What The Hell Happened To The Neverglades?
That face for Ace is just (chef's kiss)

Makio does really good expression sheets. Comes with her mostly doing RPGMaker work, I think; you need to be expressive when you have 8 static faces on a character page.

Also:

Last chance for a Charge Chance. Explain what you think has gone wrong with the Neverglades. Most accurate answer and most entertaining answer earn Deedee some Tension.
 
You know, for all people ragged on lolzerkers before the translation, this is the first time we'll see one going berzerk after waking up on the other side of the screen.
 
that people are making memes about my goddamn story never ceases to make me smile
 
2.5.9: Once For The Pigsty, Twice For A Blue Sky
The Scyllan Terror was always meant to be a Lovecraftian kraken, even before things went off the rails and you and your friends saw it face to face through a broken sky. A single enormous eye with a single bar for a pupil, socketed in a cone of mottled rubbery flesh, stared at you and yours through a impossibly large spherical drop of startlingly blue ocean, hanging 10 meters above your party and the Neverglades in the middle of a newly forming gray cloud full of gathering storm.

You briefly recall that the high elves of the Neverglades should be able to control the weather in this space - to prevent that kind of cloud from gathering - and wish you hadn't.

Sprouting through the ground, tunneling through space, are three grabber tentacles taller than some of the trees here. Each with a smaller eye, a smaller brain to relay orders, and the capacity to cast smaller, weaker spells than the main body.

It's one of these, wounded by arrows fired from Sekhmet's shortbow and Siobhan's formidably long one, that Ace just dodged lightning to charge. The bright runes of shock and wrack laid down by the Scyllan Horror had triggered a second after she sprang right over them, hammer raised, ready to slap this thing through increasingly non-euclidean geometries and back to the sargasso sea it came from.

Which is exactly what it was prepared for, as it conjured an imploding field of ice, brine, and slow time to stop her in mid-leap, leaving her body below the neck hanging in mid-swing, agonizingly slow. You see her armored form flex, inward, briefly, from the immense pressure, and she coughs up blood.

Not much. Too much.

Time seems to slow further. Not just in the bubble, but all around. As the bubble fades, and Ace lands in a heavy one-knee crouch, you hear her scream.



It's not a scream of anguish or agony. Not from pain. Some part of you, deep inside, the logical part that's already realized what's happening and what's about to happen, wonders if screams of pain and terror would have been better.

She looks up, rising to both feet in an expression of fury, and you see the telltale glint of red to her eyes that shows what's happening.

Oh god she went Lolzerker, you had thought back when you'd met her. Thinking about it in terms of a newbie trap. Not thinking about what that would look like when you were your character, and your character sheet says it's time to go berserk.

As Ace hefts her hammer, you hear her roar. It's hard to make out the exact words, but you catch enough obscenities to single-handedly justify the online interactions are not rated disclaimer and enough threats of violence to make a slasher movie look tame.

As she swings her hammer around her effortlessly, a windmill slicing through air, you catch the rest more clearly than you want.

"...Then DIE! Get out of my way, I'll kill you! I'll smash this whole damn WORLD, crack your gods like eggshells–!"

And your heart is, likewise, gripped by ice.

You remember discussing Ace's build, as she uses the spike end of her hammer to carve into the nearest tentacle. All Vigor and Agility, some Resolve for defense; Spirit and Mind, and the Breath it gave, was her last concern because she was deliberately optimized to mulch trash mobs at the expense of protracted combat.

And Ace was tired before the fight even started, wielding a heavy warmaul. And then this.

She should be out of stamina by now.

You can't look away from Ace in all her apocalyptic fury as she screams death at the First of the Profane Beasts of the God-Queen of Monsters and roars deicide, and then kick yourself. Stamina is a number on a sheet. People surpass their limits every day, to survive, and in moments of strong emotion.

Ace's fury won't let her stop until all the enemies are dead, or she is.

She absolutely took the "burn HP as SP" skill and you do not want to see what that looks like.

You hear crackling like ice in a drink at your feet and snap out of your rubbernecking long enough to look down. Another magic circle is forming up under you, Alesha, and Hikaru - not filled in yet, but it's probably not a good idea to stay.

You run, chanting under your breath, and making hand signs to shape the chants. When your hands start glowing and wisps of bright wind swirl around them, you speak.

"Tayeb, stay back! Alesha! Cover her!"

You lay your hand over Alesha's, gauntleted, hand and squeeze, willing the blessing of Zephyr's Grace to transfer to her. That's about all you can do, running at full tilt towards the battle to make sure Ace doesn't commit suicide by Cthulhu.

But you feel Leesh squeeze back. "Should we heal her?" she asks, and you can tell she hopes the answer is yes as much as you do.

"She took the Undertow tankbuster directly to her chest. Don't stop healing her," Hikaru barks, jogging out of the line of fire and raising his staff. "Levinpilum!"

The runic circle he placed crackles and glows, and a bolt of golden lightning leaps from it, forking around Ace while her hammer is behind her, and blows the eye in the center of the Right Hand of the Scyllan Horror into vitreous chunks.

Ace throws her head back and screams a savage note of victory, before throwing herself hammer-first toward another tentacle. The two other graspers lash at her, cracking like whips, breaking the sound barrier. She idly slaps away the first, but her reckless, all-out attack stance leaves her open to the second.

Until Siobhan puts an arrow through it and it cringes away, keening like a drowning man.

"Death to the worldbreakers," Siobhan hisses. "Glory to those who stand against the slaver-queen."

"I owe you several drinks," Hikaru sighs.

The tentacles try for another slap. But suddenly, Alesha is there - in the literal blink of an eye, buoyed by Sylphans winds and fear for her friend and spent Tension, and they bounce ineffectually off of her shield.

"Fiat lux, et vidit quod esset bonum," she recites, and a ray of sunlight pierces through the clouds, illuminating an area that catches herself and Ace at the edge.

And you, at the other end, also get to feel the gentle, warm touch of Alesha and Aurora's resolve.

Alesha gathers that light around her sword in a shaft that contracts into a single, coherent ray of light, then brings that laser crashing down in an arc to cut through the monster's face and one of it's tree-trunk thick arms alike. The drop of ocean suspended in the air boils, absorbing the worst of it - it doesn't penetrate through.

But you and your friends hear the bellow of Echidna's prototype, and that, too, is heartening.

Sekhmet has been leaping between tree branches the whole time, landing on four paws or two as the situation required. Now she stands tall on a limb that can almost see eye-to-monstrous-eye with Scylla's gigantic face, and their arm becomes as a looping blur from bowstring to quiver, as they lob arrows from above and downrange into the Unholy Beast and each of its remaining limbs, each broadhead drawing ichor.

She pauses, for one sec, to aim the last of these, just as Sio does the same - sighting down the fletching, hovering with those wings to hold a bow slightly taller than she is vertical.

"How does it go? I do not kill with my bow?" Sekh growls.

"For whoever kills with her bow has forgotten the face of her elders," Sio quotes. "I kill with my heart."

"Damn fucking straight we do," Sekh says, as they both release their bowstrings.

Two arrows find the eyes of the tentacles, and a rubbery, mottled orange tree-trunk comes crashing down. The other, Sio's target, doesn't have time to react as Alesha puts in her own sword swings, pale purple fluid spilling from the Beast's wounds.

They have the monster's whole attention, which means you can slip in.

First you fling a ball of healing wind, and in the heat of the moment you use "HEALDOKEN" as the incantation instead of the proper one. Fortunately, Sylphan has enough of a sense of humor to let that slide, and you feel the cool breeze lick your weariness away and see angry red scratches close up on Ace and Alesha alike. You're not entirely sure how you were able to run as fast as you did to close the gap, but you have, and when you arrive you're a whirlwind of punches and kicks - ducking and weaving between the undulations of the final tentacle and Ace's wild and reckless swings alike to slash at it with your gauntlet claws.

You see it struggle to hold itself up, as you slash and slash and slash.

It's not quite enough, and you can clearly see the main body focus it's eye on you as the spell it laid seconds ago explodes upwards into a pillar of ice chains, and it starts laying another Cavitation Bubble Implosion's runes under the feet of everyone in melee.

Hikaru steps well back, hoarsely bellows "morglawdd alfsaethu!" and fires a barrage of pale blue egg-like spheres from the runic circle at the thing's tentacle and eye, and that still isn't enough.

Tayeb and Shadi, from the cart, well away, can't stop looking on in horror; it's all Tayeb can do to stop the horses from finding their own exit.

As you glance back from them, though, you realize too late: You shouldn't have taken your eyes off Ace.

"Kill with your 'heart'?" Ace snarls. "'Worldbreaker,' Slaver-queen?!" And you hadn't realized she was close enough to hear Sekhmet, but then she keeps going- "Who gives a shit?!"

She leaps forward, and with far too much force, she pivots her hips, and plants one foot against Alesha's shield. "We're fighting- for our god damn LIVES here- and you can't stop quoting this stupid lore- and this STUPID game- As if any of it MATTERS!"

Bracing a leg against Alesha's shield, she swings low, more a golf club than a hammer. The force of her leg shoves Alesha back, hard, and that extra torsion goes into the horrible tentacle, ripping it from the ground and hurling it unceremoniously into the Horror's eye.

"As if this - stupid game world matters! This whole world is a shitty game and I'm not going to DIE here! Why won't any of you take this SERIOUSLY?!"

She turns toward the rift, as if to leap into the water at the Beast; but there is movement in the water, and a cloud of deep purple ink, and then nothing.

The Scyllan Horror had fled, presumably to find easier prey. Like an orca.

You breathe a sigh of relief as Ace turns around.

And you see red still in her eyes.



Hikaru and you discussed once, over Ralph's weekly Dungeoncrawlers game, about the launch of AWOo. Among other bugs, there was Berserker's unintended effect at launch: It targeting allies when necessary, he had said, and so sometimes the script to end battles didn't register properly. A berserk player could continue to fight their own allies until they were defeated, healed above critical, or TPKed.

At the time, you'd laughed. "Who forgot to toggle a bit?" you'd asked. It got patched out in the first major update, and the detail was forgotten to time except as a silly story.



And now, with all enemies gone, your friend - a Berserker - stands in front of you with bloodthirst in her eyes, and you are forced to wonder: what version is this world running on?

"This whole shitty make-believe world should just… fucking… BURN!" Ace charges at the person standing the closest - you - and you can hear Shadi gasp behind you as you rush over-

Dark, deep red-purple fingertips brush against her naked, bleeding cheek.

"Be healed," Alesha says, softly.

As her wounds close, you see the red drain from her eyes.

".... What was I…." She suddenly sags, no longer supporting her weight with fury but with limbs that had passed their limits ages ago. "I… I don't… feel well…"

You catch her as she falls. Once you know you're safe from her, you check her pulse.

She has one.

You sigh relief, and hold her close, and want to cry into her hair.

Siobhan's shout snaps you back to the moment.

"Everyone in the cart, NOW!" she booms, louder than anything from those small lungs have the right to, and you comply before you collapse. You lay Ace down as swiftly as you can without hurting her, resting her head on a bag of flour, as Shadi scoots away from you both.

Soon everyone has joined you with haste fueled by terror.

"You've - you've saved our lives," Tayeb starts.

"After my fuckup nearly cost it," Sio snarls, looking over Shadi in the corner - and Alesha pouring her water, offering her un-gauntleted hand. "Get us out of here, along the road, and don't stop till we see open blue skies."

"Hai, madam," he says, and snaps the reins. The horses whinny, and the ride gets bumpy.

And none of you can breathe again until you see wheat fields, and windmills, and the setting sun to your left.



Everything of Ace's was @FoxHana. Editing by @NekoIncardine. Please PM me any other errors.

Next week is chapter 2.6, and from there it's four stops to Book Three.

Level-up ballot to follow soon.
 
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