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Correlation to Rule One: Attempts at sarcasm are likely to be misconstrued as shitposting.And it's confirmed as a joke.
Rule one: People are higly likely to miss that stuff is a joke.
Correlation to Rule One: Attempts at sarcasm are likely to be misconstrued as shitposting.And it's confirmed as a joke.
Rule one: People are higly likely to miss that stuff is a joke.
... true...Jealous/Childish/Rebellious/Desires Acceptance sound much more Mordred than Enkidu.
I guess the point we're trying to make is, Assassin could be anyone, and could well have been alive when Gilgamesh was.
And also, gimme Likes.
Actually, I think Hou Yi still comes slightly after Gilgamesh does.Please, everyone knows Gilgamesh and Enkidu were literally the only people who were important in that Era. Unless you count Hou Yi. Which is kinda plausible since Gilgamesh was all "yo all your shit belongs to me now" and then stole Hou Yi's bow and potion of immortality in the worlds first hit and run.
Unless it was the Sage, but Sage-San would only be familiar with Gil-Ko.
Shamhat, Urshanabi, Utnapishtim, Atrahasis, just from a quick Google of the Epic.Please, everyone knows Gilgamesh and Enkidu were literally the only people who were important in that Era. Unless you count Hou Yi. Which is kinda plausible since Gilgamesh was all "yo all your shit belongs to me now" and then stole Hou Yi's bow and potion of immortality in the worlds first hit and run.
Unless it was the Sage, but Sage-San would only be familiar with Gil-Ko.
Shamhat, Urshanabi, Utnapishtim, Atrahasis, just from a quick Google of the Epic.
Because otherwise Nasu's assertions that Gilgamesh is the First would be wrong and lord knows we can't have that.
Headcanon Time.
Gilgamesh is the first Hero because he's the first person to be famous on that scale. Enkidu was then second, because Gilgamesh parading him around going 'SEE HIM! BE MORE LIKE HIM!' Other people then got famous by being involving in Gil's story, adding them after Enkidu.
This also means that any mythology that relies on 'First People' is easy to handwave in. Pandora, the first woman? Didn't become famous until after Gilgamesh did so. Adam and Eve? Didn't have enough fame to get to the Throne until then.
Gilgamesh gets to work well, less mythology breaking takes place, and everyone leaves happy.
"I'm sorry, mongrel, but who's still listed as older on Wikipedia?"Liked.
Although one of these days I want to see a Grail War with Gilgamesh, and then have the Yellow Emperor show up and call him a youngster.
You'd think the Einzbern would learn from their past mistakes. Not repeat them.![]()
So deliberately summoning Avenger wasn't a mistake? You meant to get a useless Servant who'd corrupt the Grail? I wonder what the reasoning behind that decision was..."We never make mistakes! Sometimes we're betrayed, sometimes we are failed by incompetent underlings, and sometimes our plans are undone by factors completely outside our control, but we never make mistakes!"
Acht Einzbern
So deliberately summoning Avenger wasn't a mistake? You meant to get a useless Servant who'd corrupt the Grail? I wonder what the reasoning behind that decision was...![]()
"I'm sorry, mongrel, but who's still listed as older on Wikipedia?"
"Original research, it doesn't count!""I'm sorry, mongrel, but who's still listed as older on Wikipedia?"
Dang... I remain the only person who was revealed through honest mistake. Ah well.
I will add a cookie to that offer, as I don't know either.If it makes you feel better I have no idea who you are.
Now, a cookie for whoever reveals the enemy bunny's not-so-secret identity.
...Are...are you sure?
*takes another look at his sheet*
I mean I'm cool with it...but are you positive?
I feel like instantly opting to use super strength to hurl rocks at Masters is something that can be broadly considered 'bad form.'You do realize i'm going to be killing people with rocks now...right?
A good number of people involved in this RP have committed far worse violations of that recently.I feel like instantly opting to use super strength to hurl rocks at Masters is something that can be broadly considered 'bad form.'
So in the same breath as you claim to be "the better man," you also pick "they started it" as your justification?A good number of people involved in this RP have committed far worse violations of that recently.
It's very frustrating being the better man when your sense of fair play is not returned in kind.