Bone always took a while to mend properly… Cutting every corner, it still took far too long before you could stand, and on boring, terrible, short-person legs that couldn't even bend, no less. Screw bottom-tier legs, someone would have to create three whole tiers below the existing ones just so that these could be ranked appropriately.
We really need to figure out a way around bone growth. Could we buy the bones from a butcher or something to make loads of premade ones? I think that some industral processes just have massive amouts of calcium as byproducts. Maybe have something that does it for us? Could we make a skeleton tree?
"That was half an hour ago."
Oh yeah, we really need to figure this shit out.
 
[X] That strawberry shortcake in the corner looks rather lonely...
[X] That strawberry shortcake in the corner looks rather lonely...

Obscenely cute Avengers Assemble!

Seriously our Deku Shrub needs his buddies, we've already got the cyborg we need the other one to complete the set.

After that, then we start assembling our avengers, starting with that very very cool guy with the fucking arms that can spout other organs!

(Seriously if our little abomination could get crushes he would definitely have been the first.)
He is the perfect mate to produce offspring with we just need to swallow him take some DNA and blood then grow six limbed abominations with wee
bing between the limbs for flight
 
[X] Ponytail girl looks almost suspiciously plain...
Momo is my waifu and if she lets us eat her we could probably learn to fix our body faster.
 
[X] SPIDER ARMS apology time takes precedence.

Maybe we can learn how to reshape our limbs better if we somehow manage to let us eat him!

Another thought. If Toga cannot copy us because Kaede is a horrific abomination against the natural order she might become obsessed about the one thing she cannot become. Unless she turns into a massive yandere and tries to stab the shrub it could be funny seeing her try to win over Kaede!

Sorry for the post spamming my internet is behaving oddly.
 
[X] SPIDER ARMS apology time takes precedence.

Maybe we can learn how to reshape our limbs better if we somehow manage to let us eat him!

Another thought. If Toga cannot copy us because Kaede is a horrific abomination against the natural order she might become obsessed about the one thing she cannot become. Unless she turns into a massive yandere and tries to stab the shrub it could be funny seeing her try to win over Kaede!

Sorry for the post spamming my internet is behaving oddly.
Not really that's not her fetish, Kaede bleeding horrifically and wounded because of course she is though is a different story. Plus since Deku can't break his body for maximum power the shrub is safe from her love.
 
[X] Ponytail girl looks almost suspiciously plain...

We really need normal legs , so we don't break them every 5 min.
 
[X] That strawberry shortcake in the corner looks rather lonely...
 
[X] That strawberry shortcake in the corner looks rather lonely...
[X] Try to cheer him up.
-[X] Plan on eating him and giving him some superb "gifts" after school. So he won't be so gloomy. Have your stalker-friends help you.
-[X] After you finish giving strawberry's his "gifts",Give them moth girl's description to your stalkers since they are awesome at finding people. And once they do,have make the girl unconscious to make things on easier. You plan on giving her a identical treatment to that you were planning on doing to that Uraraka girl Izuku saved. And more importantly, you want no need her Acid.


The traditional shima greeting.:V
 
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Sorry, I was being vague again - that's not Uraraka... there are other things planned for her.

Don't worry ChristyKing, soon the world will burn before the Urazilla.
 
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Sorry, I was being vague again - that's not Uraraka...

...There are other things planned for her. :grin:
Hey I'm just giving some unfortunate youth some love and affection.:V

And yeah I kinda figure that strawberry wasn't Uraraka.

But hey like I said earlier, I'll be a happy camper as long that your plans includes Ochako becoming a monster that rivals if not surpasses a nomu.
Adhoc vote count started by Christyking1980 on Nov 29, 2017 at 1:51 PM, finished with 23 posts and 16 votes.

Adhoc vote count started by Christyking1980 on Dec 2, 2017 at 4:06 AM, finished with 25 posts and 18 votes.

  • [X] That strawberry shortcake in the corner looks rather lonely...
    [X] Ponytail girl looks almost suspiciously plain...
    [X] Try to cheer him up.
    -[X] Plan on eating him and giving him some superb "gifts" after school. So he won't be so gloomy. Have your stalker-friends help you.
    -[X] After you finish giving strawberry's his "gifts",Give them moth girl's description to your stalkers since they are awesome at finding people. And once they do,have make the girl unconscious to make things on easier. You plan on giving her a identical treatment to that you were planning on doing to that Uraraka girl Izuku saved. And more importantly, you want no need her Acid.
    [X] SPIDER ARMS apology time takes precedence.
    [X] SPIDER ARMS apology time takes precedence.
 
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[X] That strawberry shortcake in the corner looks rather lonely...
[X] Try to cheer him up.
-[X] Plan on eating him and giving him some superb "gifts" after school. So he won't be so gloomy. Have your stalker-friends help you.
-[X] After you finish giving strawberry's his "gifts",Give them moth girl's description to your stalkers since they are awesome at finding people. And once they do,have make the girl unconscious to make things on easier. You plan on giving her a identical treatment to that you were planning on doing to that Uraraka girl Izuku saved. And more importantly, you want no need her Acid.
 
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(Seriously if our little abomination could get crushes he would definitely have been the first.)
I actually assumed our first schoolgirl crush would be on the centipede-man at Nighteye's office, since he resembles our friends. And because it would probably be terrifying for him, which is Kaede's modus operandi for people she likes.

Anyway
[X] That strawberry Shortcake in the corner looks lonely
Pastries come before people.
 
Sorry, need to take a break from this, because deadlines. Seeing people actually enjoy this for whatever reason that I will never be able to comprehend means that I'm definitely not quitting this, but... Let's just say that I am not the best at multitasking. Will make up for it with extended chapter. And something extra. Something extra that will be even more crack-y than the rest of this.
 
[X] That strawberry Shortcake in the corner looks lonely
Brings back memories of funny horror
Adhoc vote count started by the swarm on Dec 23, 2017 at 11:51 AM, finished with 30 posts and 19 votes.

  • [X] That strawberry shortcake in the corner looks rather lonely...
    [X] Ponytail girl looks almost suspiciously plain...
    [X] Try to cheer him up.
    -[X] Plan on eating him and giving him some superb "gifts" after school. So he won't be so gloomy. Have your stalker-friends help you.
    -[X] After you finish giving strawberry's his "gifts",Give them moth girl's description to your stalkers since they are awesome at finding people. And once they do,have make the girl unconscious to make things on easier. You plan on giving her a identical treatment to that you were planning on doing to that Uraraka girl Izuku saved. And more importantly, you want no need her Acid.
    [X] SPIDER ARMS apology time takes precedence.
    [X] SPIDER ARMS apology time takes precedence.
    [X] That strawberry Shortcake in the corner looks lonely

Adhoc vote count started by the swarm on Dec 23, 2017 at 11:52 AM, finished with 30 posts and 19 votes.

  • [X] That strawberry shortcake in the corner looks rather lonely...
    [X] Ponytail girl looks almost suspiciously plain...
    [X] Try to cheer him up.
    -[X] Plan on eating him and giving him some superb "gifts" after school. So he won't be so gloomy. Have your stalker-friends help you.
    -[X] After you finish giving strawberry's his "gifts",Give them moth girl's description to your stalkers since they are awesome at finding people. And once they do,have make the girl unconscious to make things on easier. You plan on giving her a identical treatment to that you were planning on doing to that Uraraka girl Izuku saved. And more importantly, you want no need her Acid.
    [X] SPIDER ARMS apology time takes precedence.
    [X] SPIDER ARMS apology time takes precedence.
    [X] That strawberry Shortcake in the corner looks lonely
 
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