Chapter 251: (Poof)
LMeire
Let the Dice Decide!
AN: You ever just DIY a fuckin band aid because you can't be bothered to look around the house for the first aid box after walking across town and back?
Warbeard and Mekka don't even wait for my order before charging at the apparent villain yelling even louder than before, the newcomer is immediately smacked away and sent skidding up the hill and crashing into my zombie horde who were slowly shambling their way down, but Mekka managed to get a few solid hits in while it's distracted. Hopefully Warbeard is a Brute. POOF
POOF
On second thought, maybe it's best if I don't risk Warbeard dying of internal bleeding or something. With that thought I turned him into birds and waited for the moment when POOF
Typical, first time I really have a dud, and it's against what appears to be a high-level Brute. Unfortunately my confusion is all the thing needs to figure out that it hates Mekka because it swings it's misshapen arm out like some cross between a hammer and a whip and cracks my robotic summon in the head. I'm not too worried, Mekka is sturdier than he looks, but I am vaguely insulted. I pull again, hoping for a more offensive spell to actually help out. POOF
At least he's wearing armor. "No time to explain, fight." He immediately starts cackling and gestures at my zombie horde, who have just barely picked themselves up after being knocked over. In response to being pointed at, the horde begins moving a bit faster. Great? Meanwhile Mekka manages another hit before locking the beast in a grapple. POOF
Oh hey, a statue. I guess I have something else to sell after we're done with this- this whatever is happening to make up for losing the bear. It looks pretty expensive. But for now I turned it into birds so it wouldn't get smashed to bits during the fight. That's handy. POOF
"Wuzzat?" Huh.
"The enemy." This turned out to be the wrong thing to say to a small green person holding a torch as he immediately threw the burning implement at the grass and ran away screaming. Just what we needed, more fire. If only there were a way to get something useful out of- POOF And he's gone, I also have a nifty spell that I just noticed I have. I decided to use it on Mekka, since one of the robot's only weaknesses was how slow his big clunky body was to start moving. Now to do something about the fire while Mekka holds off the two headed thing- Wait.
It has two heads. It can probably survive being split into two separate creatures. I probably won't get in trouble for using it in self-defense. I am the biggest idiot sometimes, why didn't I think of using this sooner? Unfortunately I prep the spell slightly slower than Mekka is able to rush over there so it gets damaged a bit more than necessary right before POOF
POOF
I don't know what I expected to happen, but watching as the feral Case 53 draped in rags flopped over into a pair of capes in fancy professional costumes who looked nothing like it as some deer frolicked majestically around them was not it. I mean, I expected the deer, but where did the costumes come from? Even Taysir looks mildly interested in this development, he's never shown any signs of caring about Earth Bet stuff that didn't involve one of us clones or the Endbringers. In any case, the monster is in two pieces who would apparently rather be asleep right now, it's time to actually do something about that fi- Damn that's a big dog.
Warbeard and Mekka don't even wait for my order before charging at the apparent villain yelling even louder than before, the newcomer is immediately smacked away and sent skidding up the hill and crashing into my zombie horde who were slowly shambling their way down, but Mekka managed to get a few solid hits in while it's distracted. Hopefully Warbeard is a Brute. POOF
Visage of Bolas (Hour of Devastation) - Gatherer - Magic: The Gathering Host permanently gains a random number (3) of spell charges. Host can spend 28 charges to summon Nicol Bolas for 1 minute. Intensified by the 1 to be permanent.
POOF
Magical Pigeon Host permanently gains a random number (20) of spell charges. Host can spend 4 charges to transform a summon into a flock of pigeons for an hour, after reverting to their regular state, the summon's timer will be reset and they will be healed of all injuries, though they won't remember the time they spent since getting summoned.
On second thought, maybe it's best if I don't risk Warbeard dying of internal bleeding or something. With that thought I turned him into birds and waited for the moment when POOF
Mountain (Magic Origins) - Gatherer - Magic: The Gathering Host permanently gains a random number (7) of spell charges.
Typical, first time I really have a dud, and it's against what appears to be a high-level Brute. Unfortunately my confusion is all the thing needs to figure out that it hates Mekka because it swings it's misshapen arm out like some cross between a hammer and a whip and cracks my robotic summon in the head. I'm not too worried, Mekka is sturdier than he looks, but I am vaguely insulted. I pull again, hoping for a more offensive spell to actually help out. POOF
Chaos Necromancer Chaos Necromancer empowers all magic-based undead within 70 feet with Brute and Mover powers by a factor dependent on the number of host species who have died in his presence since he was last summoned.
At least he's wearing armor. "No time to explain, fight." He immediately starts cackling and gestures at my zombie horde, who have just barely picked themselves up after being knocked over. In response to being pointed at, the horde begins moving a bit faster. Great? Meanwhile Mekka manages another hit before locking the beast in a grapple. POOF
Statue of Red Nova A statue containing the spirit of a powerful demon. Don't break it.
Oh hey, a statue. I guess I have something else to sell after we're done with this- this whatever is happening to make up for losing the bear. It looks pretty expensive. But for now I turned it into birds so it wouldn't get smashed to bits during the fight. That's handy. POOF
Torch Courier (Guilds of Ravnica) - Gatherer - Magic: The Gathering A goblin postal worker, like most goblins he can only really be relied on to carry out one instruction at a time. Host can unsummon him to give another summon a mild Mover power for 7 minutes.
"Wuzzat?" Huh.
"The enemy." This turned out to be the wrong thing to say to a small green person holding a torch as he immediately threw the burning implement at the grass and ran away screaming. Just what we needed, more fire. If only there were a way to get something useful out of- POOF And he's gone, I also have a nifty spell that I just noticed I have. I decided to use it on Mekka, since one of the robot's only weaknesses was how slow his big clunky body was to start moving. Now to do something about the fire while Mekka holds off the two headed thing- Wait.
It has two heads. It can probably survive being split into two separate creatures. I probably won't get in trouble for using it in self-defense. I am the biggest idiot sometimes, why didn't I think of using this sooner? Unfortunately I prep the spell slightly slower than Mekka is able to rush over there so it gets damaged a bit more than necessary right before POOF
Scute Mob (Modern Masters 2015 Edition) - Gatherer - Magic: The Gathering + Altergeist Meluseek A random number (17) of dog-sized beetles native to a forested region that experiences seasonal deluges. They go into a breeding frenzy upon detecting high humidity and are eventually forced to migrate into the minds of nearby host species, temporarily replacing 'unimportant' information as they do so. The phenomena often causes nearby villages to forget that birds exist or who the current king is until the scutes eventually die of old age a few years later.
POOF
Dark Magician (Arkana) 'The ultimate wizard of attack and defense', Tasir would probably be jealous if this guy stuck around long enough for that information to become relevant.
I don't know what I expected to happen, but watching as the feral Case 53 draped in rags flopped over into a pair of capes in fancy professional costumes who looked nothing like it as some deer frolicked majestically around them was not it. I mean, I expected the deer, but where did the costumes come from? Even Taysir looks mildly interested in this development, he's never shown any signs of caring about Earth Bet stuff that didn't involve one of us clones or the Endbringers. In any case, the monster is in two pieces who would apparently rather be asleep right now, it's time to actually do something about that fi- Damn that's a big dog.
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