I jumped up mild shock at the sound of my alarm piercing through my dream. I bleakly laid there on the couch trying to remember what I was dreaming about for my journal but alas, I couldn't remember much more than a glass sphere. Wonderful clue, my liege. If not for the chance at lucid dreaming I would have stopped bothering with this esoteric shit weeks ago.
Anyway, I'm up now, so it's back to work I go. Freetime is for people who don't practice magic seriously. A lot like a career in music in that way, and according to the boss, that's no coincidence. I wasn't sure what to make of Bookworms' claims about reality, but he'd never lead me wrong when the topic came to the art and science of magic. The boss always says magic is all about hard work and good timing, it sat right with me and my Tinker-esque practice, so I didn't question it.
So I diligently tapped a half-dozen charges to check in on my surveillance and interference sphere networks scattered around the Bay while I chewed on my breakfast granola bar. It was a sophisticated array of various crystal and glass ornaments that I'd arranged to do everything from look in on current events to remote casting magic from the comfort of my RV clear across the city. In just two hours' worth of meditation I could know anything I wanted and cast almost any spell anywhere I wanted. Assuming that I wanted something in the confines of the city, anyway.
All normal topside, but the hidden underbelly of the port town was weirder than ever. I don't know how the Cabal leadership did it, but our gang's lair spiderwebbed across an impossible sprawl right beneath the city's collective nose. Bigger on the inside than it was on the outside, and patrolled by dozens of those weird skeletons that the boss brings in to Master with his own magic power.
"Miss Zhaang," The boss addressed me, as his long yellow finger tapped on the 'face' of my remote ritual drone. "If I can have a moment of your time?" I've always hated how he seemed to see me on the other end of my drone the same way I could see him. Nothing to do with Bookworm personally, I just hate being seen and the one thing I loved about my power was that most people had no way of doing that when I was hidden in my civilian address. Not the boss though. He always saw me, and I've hated it since day one of my remote ritual drone's activation.
"Yeah boss?" my drone crackled out the words that I had whispered into the harmonic opals that composed my mic.
"I need you to focus your scrying on our northernmost facilities. I feel that something strange is occurring and we must be certain that it will not interfere with our work in the near future before our rituals can proceed." I could immediately tell what the boss was talking about, the spheres under the trainyard were fifteen times further away from each other than they'd been the last three days of expansion. The fuck was that about? "Report to Faust when you've determined the scope of the anomaly."
"On it, boss." Like wet on water. I might not like how he could see me, but I wasn't about to jeopardize my education with substandard work when I was specifically called on. With that in mind, I slotted another eight charges to spin up my Hunter-Tracker field and deploy it over the city. Once the field's borders had expanded sufficiently, I ordered it to sink into the earth and give me the eyes I needed to see any fucky stuff going on.
My HT field was a great piece of work, it was also fragile and difficult to recreate once broken, but it was great. An invisible spherical zone of I-see-you-ness that could permeate any material that wasn't too exotic or shielded against magic. And unlike the vast majority of my surveillance drones, its physical mass was located entirely in my trailer home. The only bad thing about it was how big and fragile the interfacing orb was, being a two-foot diameter of hollow blue-stained glass. If anybody were to happen upon my place they'd instantly have proof that I was caping from the privacy of my home- something that I'd gathered was apparently a big no-no in cape culture in the time since I built the thing. Oopsy-fucking-doo, it wasn't like I could easily move my workspace elsewhere with all my better tools being too big and fragile to get out the door easily. I was stuck caping in my comfortable den away from all the prying eyes of outside.
Once the field had moved underground it took a while for the sphere to process that the visible area was ten-to-fifteen times larger than the detected area on the surface. Which was why I had it expand up here instead of sinking the scrying field immediately. Once it had contained the entire anomalously large zone, I fed it more instructions to zoom in on anything power-related in the detected area. Most of the search was to be expected, skeleton patrols, the swamp house that we commandeered a few weeks ago, the Yggdrasil network, Molemaster's illegal shroom gardens. Nothing, really.
I was about to call boss number two, also known as Faust, when my field saw it. Haphazard had somehow gotten in our super-secret magic clubhouse and was popping away on the edge of an underground cliffside. An underground cliffside that in retrospect was probably popped into existence by the Ward hero in the first place.
What the fuck was she doing here? It's too early in the morning for a Wards patrol, and the location was too far out from the new heart of the city. Plus the reception can't possibly be good enough for her radio to reach her back up or whatever they do.
Still, there she was, source of like half of Brockton's crazy shit these days. Making more crazy shit by throwing all kinds of exotic energy into the quantum foam that dazzled even sensors as penetrating as my HT field. Mission accomplished, now I knew why the trainyards part of the complex was so big. Though knowing boss number two, just knowing the why wasn't enough detail, I'd have to get a report on every little change that Haphazard was adding to our villainous formula. So I was stuck watching her until she left
Well it wasn't like I had plans beyond checking on all of my surveillance spheres anyway.
First note about this little homework assignment, Haphazard's power was as frenetic as ever. It's energy level jittered and juggled itself all over the place like a ratking on crack cocaine. And that was just her power on standby. Every time she popped something out of the multiverse, the radio static mess that she called a power would twist on itself like a Mandelbrot and pop out another flavor of energy along with the 'summoning'.
Second note, she also had fire magic now. Unlike regular powers, my HT field could actually make sense of magical energy beyond the look of it. I could actually identify magic powers, whereas with regular powers I could only observe the lightshow their activation scattered into what boss number one calls the Aurbis. And fire magic, that's- Well it's not really the best idea to have a big open flame when you're in a cave but as long as she kept control of it- Oh.
Third note, there was a big-ass forest burning down in one of the connecting rooms. It wasn't really important since the blaze was so far away from our consecrated ritual spaces, but still, Haphazard was apparently as irresponsible as her callsign implied to just ignore the massive fire she started and go right back to practicing in a different room.
Note four, her summoning was relatively average. I don't spy on her routine all that often, but what I was seeing seemed average for what I have seen. Some junk, some people, a whole lot of weird shit that twisted her power up; just average, for her.
The interesting part was when her power made half the cavern bloom into a fucking jungle and threw her off the cliff. I was a novice in power 'science', having just read enough to get an understanding of what my crystal balls could show me. But even I knew that powers generally don't hurt the capes who use them.
Note six, Haphazard apparently lets off pops uncontrollably when she's injured. That was a terrible trait for somebody who gets thrown into combat with villains and has the ability to make shit like that giant ice cube from a few months ago. For my report, I made a list of the more interesting effects beyond making her energy waves do the Tango.
Within the first three pops, she had summoned two different- flocks I suppose- of corgi-size moths. Then she froze the water below and conjured a fishing rod- conjured, not 'summoned', it arrived in freefall through magic means. I made a note to try and recover it for research purposes later today.
Then around four pops afterwards my HT field started picking up on what I can only describe as an orchestral choir playing Joy to the World in magical energy that awarded her charges. It wasn't actually audible noise, the song was how my interface communicated the energy to me here in my trailer. It doesn't even have that function. I needed ears on this too.
With that in mind, I plugged another three charges into one of my nearby spy drones to get it up and moving on the hero's position. The trip would take about an hour but the time was well spent as long as I got more juicy details for my report. Maybe boss number one would teach me more magic, that was always my hope if I did good.
In the meantime, the magical jungle that Haphazard had summoned continued to obliterate seemingly random sections of that particular area of the cave. Buildings had been popped into the mess just to be immediately ripped apart by masses of mossy vines. And the top half of my Hunter-Tracker field saw the same thing happening topside, with a region roughly the size of a city block being terraformed into a forested crater.
Note number I neither remember nor care, Haphazard has ice magic too. That wasn't too odd, as fire and ice were both part of Destruction school. What was odd was how powerful the spell she used was. As far as I knew, the Protectorate were still burying their heads in the sand when it came to magic existing. Which implied that either Haphazard was getting taught by somebody outside of the Protectorate or that Haphazard could cheat the whole teacher-student thing and learn things with her power like some of the other Cabal members could.
Note I don't know, seven, I guess. Haphazard had boat magic, which wasn't a thing that I knew existed but I couldn't deny that it suited her given what I'd heard about the heroine's past exploits. Clockwork boat magic. Huh. Is this what Faust meant when he talked about suspending my disbelief to achieve great unknowable powers? Powers that I literally couldn't have known about before seeing them?
Note number eight, In as little as a few minutes of observation I caught a glimpse of Haphazard's 'teacher', she really did have a cheaty way to learn magic with her powers, her first use of the spell gave her Stoneskin! I was going to have to save up some money to see if she'd teach it to me. Or maybe I'd get lucky and one of the gang's leaders would know it already.
And then there was a tornado, which, given the aquatic nature of the place, didn't do the best for my visibility. Still, I had magic detection and sound was on the way so my reconnaissance continued.
That's when the dungeon itself took action, a semi-rare occurrence to witness. In just two fluid movements of energy, it grabbed a pinch of powerstuff from somewhere out of my HT's range and 'smeared it across the wall of the cavern. In previous construction events, the dungeon doing this had once resulted in libraries full of the spellbook for Magelight. This consequentially meant that every member of the Cabal knew how to cast Magelight and that we could sell the books on the blackmarket whenever funds got tight. As to what this current construction event had done, I had no idea. The effect itself wasn't magical.
Number ten, Haphazard can carve runes into the air. It didn't make any sense but fuck it, that's what she did, so that's what's going into the report. Additionally, the water in the vicinity of the rune was being banished, which lead to greatly increased visibility around the rune as the vapor there was gone. This meant that I was able to see the rune banishing a bunch of McGoblins from the effected area too, confirmation of both the rune's function as well as what the dungeoncore had done.
Note number doesn't matter, this kid doesn't play by the rules in anything she does. Good thing I didn't have to fight her. I just hoped that she kept my drones out of it when she got to poking our wasp's nest of a lair.
After that the running battle slowed down to a walking battle as she had to protect a monster cape that she'd tied to her back. Why not just send him to safety? She knows banishing spells, it should be easy. In any case, she'd spent the next hour walking her worm guy back to where she'd been exploded and so I spent the next hour watching her do that. I figured neither one of my bosses would be thrilled to hear that I'd left a hero exploring our base without any eyes or ears on her for the duration of her stay.
By the time something interesting had happened, the tornado had died down and I could make out all of the action again. Which meant that by the time my ears had arrived, I could make out the conversation between Haphazard and Surtr. "But you're a god." What. I think my regular ears stopped working when I heard that, so I didn't catch the rest of the conversation's start. But I heard enough to get the gist of it.
Haphazard's magic came from Surtr. Not a mysterious pattern of dreams, not a drug trip, not weeks of meditation, Surtr was her god. Surtr was just there, she could hold a conversation with him. He could presumably be bribed without all the ceremony of ritual offerings that a regular mage had to do to commune with the sources of magic. No fair, my god only gave me a discount on casting scrying spells.
"Anything else you'd like to talk about? Magic secrets, perhaps?" Oh yes please. There's no way he doesn't know that I'm listening in, right? Surely that was an invitation to expand my grimoire as well. Unless he wasn't worried about my spying because teacher-student rules applied even to gods. Oh well. In that case, I could still glean talking points to bring up with Bookworm when we had our next teaching session.
"Magic secrets? Definitely!"
"Alright. Well fair warning, magic secrets tend to come in two flavors: 'I could have thought of that' and 'not meant for mortal comprehension'."
"Isn't that a little melodramatic?"
"Aye, but you've met the likes of Hank already." Haphazard visibly shivered at the thought of whoever this Hank guy was. "Sometimes the melodramatic is well deserved."
"Just- just give me a secret."
"Alright. Listen up. "Where the mind goes, the energy goes." … I don't get it.
"I don't get it."
"It means that what your spells do depends almost entirely on what you want from them. A basic cutting charm can tear a mountain asunder if that's what you tell the charges to do. But if you try casting that same spell while thinking about your hair, then guess what's going to get cut?" That's supposed to be a secret? Bookworm taught me that day one! I mean, not the mountain thing, that was bad-ass. But the whole 'magic isn't a toy and having to be careful with what you think about while using it' thing, lesson number two.
"Really? Regular powers aren't like that at all. Usually it's something really niche or hard to describe. Like Manton limits."
"Magic is the regular power. Anyone can use it, rather than just what you call parahumans."
"Is that another magic secret?"
Surtr shrugged and made a so so gesture with one hand while squishing a goblin's head into paste with the other. "It can be."
"Whatever. Give me another? Please?"
"How about you tell me one?"
"What?"
"Not too long ago I taught you {Burning Hands}," Suspicion confirmed. "And you've used it to decent effect since then. So, tell me something you know about fire, and I'll build off of that enlightenment for you."
"Uhh. {Fire is Hot}?" Why did that sound like a spell? "Wait, what the fu-frick?! How'd you do that? I didn't even-"
"Magic." Surtr pronounced looking incredibly pleased with himself. "Also you've been Enlightened for a few months now and I was just waiting for you to notice and tell me something like that."
"Enlightened. That's the second time you've used that word."
"Aye. One of your multiversal projection events, if I had to guess the source of it. But Enlightenment is Enlightenment, so even if you didn't get that way from years of study and self-reflection you were owed a power for achieving it."
"So what? My fire spells are hotter just for having an extra hundred charges?" Kind of cheaty if true.
"Nay, all of your fires are hotter for holding onto a hundred charges." What!
I said it once, and I'll say it again, I don't want to fight this chick. She scares me.