I agree with the above though I note that Nikki Webster was possibly worse than Bieber. Google her song strawberry kisses if you hate yourself and want to self flagellate with earworms.Oh dear god no he's not. I know "musical taste is subjective" and all that but Bieber sounds like a mutated goat with a broken leg.
As someone who's been around since New Kids on the Block were a thing I can honestly say Bieber is several orders of magnitude worse than "generic boy-singer doing manufactured lyrics." Most of them at least have a passable grasp of how to sing, from a purely technical perspective. Hell, I drew a comparison to Brittney and the hate she faced earlier, but even she had one or two tracks that were at least somewhat catchy. I'll admit I've caught myself enjoying a Brittney track once or twice before being informed who the artist was--and I'm really not a pop fan. The few times Bieber's music has invaded my car stereo or pandora station my immediate reaction has been "Oh my god what is this godawful shit!" and an immediate, desperate urge to turn it off to spare the horrors being inflicted on my ears--only to discover afterward who the artist was.
Oh man I would read/watch the shit out of Edward Cullen and the Century of Cockblock.20 shades had some redeming features in it.
The girl admits that the relationship she's in is unhealthy, the book admits that Grey is F'ed up in the head and is not a ideal choice for an ideal romantic relationship. The book is basically porn but it admits that the charaters are flawed and the main charaters actually feel like they have at least some amount of depth to them.
The Heroine of the story is actually pretty funny at times too, the first time I heard Whore Drawers I laughed.
Bella was an unlikeable psycopath honestly there was no saving her as a charater.
Edward though is salavagable think about it he is a literal hundred year old vampire virgin who dispite his looks and wealth could not get laid for a HUNDRED years. As a star of a comedy he would be god damned hilarious.
I had to watch all seven twilight movies at my former workplace the movies were bad but they had the ponetial to be so much more.
Edit: actually, that might be a pretty entertaining round-robin writing challenge. Anyone interested?
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