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Where the Hell Am I Now?! (Ranma 1/2 \ RWBY)

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EnderofWorlds said:
It took every ounce of your control to not flip the fuck out at what Ranma was telling you; a world that almost didn't know about aura?
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I'd sort of question how unknown Ki is in Ranma's world, considering there seem to be all kinds of bullshit martial arts from all over that really don't look natural. It's also a world where you can buy genuine Magical Artifacts from traveling salesmen and no one thinks that's weird, order Iron Man-style power armor out of the back of a comic book, and the Shishi Hōkōdan was originally used as a mining technique.

Based on all that, Nerima is probably only slightly strange by that world's standards.
 
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[X] Focus on your new Soul of Ice, start hammering out the flaws


I almost feel that there isn't a point in voting- who wouldn't vote for the perpetual Ki engine technique?
 
Odysseus2099 said:
I'd sort of question how unknown Ki is in Ranma's world, considering there seem to be all kinds of bullshit martial arts from all over that really don't look natural. It's also a world where you can buy genuine Magical Artifacts from traveling salesmen and no one thinks that's weird, order Iron Man-style power armor out of the back of a comic book, and the Shishi Hōkōdan was originally used as a mining technique.

Based on all that, Nerima is probably only slightly strange by that world's standards.
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Nerima's kinda weird and full of weird people; yes you can find magical artifacts from traveling salesmen and iron man power armor from comic book mail orders, but it's not common enough that every Tom, Dick, and Harry can get one if they wanted. Martial Arts are a niche thing when it comes to the upper tiers, not a total unknown but not all that common. Definitely not as common as Huntsmen and Huntresses are in Remnant, nor is Ki Manipulation anywhere near as common as Dust usage in comparison to their respective worlds.

Yeah, Ranmaverse is a weird and wonky place; but it's still noticeably similar to our world that people notice the weird shit rather than outright shrug it off. If it really were that common, nobody would really comment on anything that happened in Ranma 1/2; simply because it'd be the norm. They do, so it's not; it's not super uncommon, but it's not like every day's full of weirdness. More like every few weeks.

Edit: That's basically my interpretation on things and how it'll be in this quest, mainly because while having the chaos and weirdness be accepted and considered the norm by the main cast is funny; having it be the norm for everyone feels boring IMO.
 
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Eh.
It's probably less 'Nerima has acceptably weird things, therefore everything else in the world must also be equally weird' and more 'Nerima is one of few places that attract a diversity of weirdness'.
 
Shintouyu said:
Eh.
It's probably less 'Nerima has acceptably weird things, therefore everything else in the world must also be equally weird' and more 'Nerima is one of few places that attract a diversity of weirdness'.
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Pretty much, yeah; at least that's how it seems to me. Maybe there's a bit more weridness than in the real world because of stuff like the Chardins and shit, but overall it's Nerima and/or wherever Ranma's in a ten mile radius that really gets hit with the Crazy Shit Bat.
 
[X] Focus on your new Soul of Ice, start hammering out the flaws
-[X] ask winter if we can get a print out of what data the braclet picks up on the technique.
-[X] Mention that they might want to round up your "friends"

Guys. Happosai is running loose.
 
[X] Focus on your new Soul of Ice, start hammering out the flaws
[X] Mention that they might want to round up your "friends"
 
[X] Focus on your new Soul of Ice, start hammering out the flaws
[X] Mention that they might want to round up your "friends"
 
steamrick said:
Eh... I wouldn't worry about that too much. He's a lecher not a mass murderer. Some underwear might go missing and a huntress go on a rampage, but nothing truly harmful.

Happosai might even be able to draw the Ki he needs from dust instead of females.
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I can feel it in my bones. An urban legend has started to form. People whisper about a small protective spirit slaying all grimm for miles around. Yet in payment he demands the freshly worn underwear of attractive females. Truly a mixed blessing upon the city.
 
steamrick said:
Eh... I wouldn't worry about that too much. He's a lecher not a mass murderer. Some underwear might go missing and a huntress go on a rampage, but nothing truly harmful.

Happosai might even be able to draw the Ki he needs from dust instead of females.
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Guys, Happosai might be able to draw Ki from dust and become unstoppably powerful.

[X] Focus on your new Soul of Ice, start hammering out the flaws
-[X] ask winter if we can get a print out of what data the braclet picks up on the technique.
-[X] Mention that they might want to round up your "friends"

Great update, I like how you had both people in the conversation internally freaking out over the others accomplishments and world while projecting an aura of confidence that nothing is out of the ordinary.
 
It isn't like Happosai can really be stopped right now anyways if he is serious. Luckily, he is far too much of a pervert to be a major threat.
 
veekie said:
Guys. Happosai is running loose.
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Look, if we actually had a method to contain the bastard I would do it in a heartbeat.

But looking for him involves putting near him, and I don't want to see him as long as we live. I want a vacation from our special brand of weird thank you very much, especially when it involves Happosai.
 
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Robotninja said:
It isn't like Happosai can really be stopped right now anyways if he is serious. Luckily, he is far too much of a pervert to be a major threat.
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Happosai has Herb's ki reserves, triple dragon boy's control, and over two centuries of experience to put to use in a fight. And that's not counting the sort of powerup he could get from bingeing on his bra and panty stash if necessary. If he's fighting you seriously, it'd make the Yang fight look like your typical Kuno battle.

The one thing that stops him from being an unholy terror that makes mortals flee is the very reason he's annoying as all fuck; he's a horny old bastard who basically indulges himself on his base and petty desires and wants.

Edit: It should also be noted that Herb, due to his dragon heritage, actually gets better ki control the larger his ki reserves are; sorta like an inverse Naruto. Yes, it's bullshit and yes; you more or less know this IC. There's a reason Ranma was pretty hyped for Round 2 with the guy.
 
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Incidentally, Happosai is actually USEFUL in this universe. If he can help kill Grimm, they'd probably accept his vices somewhat.

Alternatively point out to him that young teenage Huntresses seem to favor going around in miniskirts, and point him in the direction of the most dangerous Grimm.
 
[X] Focus on your new Soul of Ice, start hammering out the flaws
-[X] ask winter if we can get a print out of what data the braclet picks up on the technique.
-[X] Mention that they might want to round up your "friends"
 
veekie said:
Incidentally, Happosai is actually USEFUL in this universe. If he can help kill Grimm, they'd probably accept his vices somewhat.

Alternatively point out to him that young teenage Huntresses seem to favor going around in miniskirts, and point him in the direction of the most dangerous Grimm.
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... are you suggesting we intentionally expose relatively innocent teenage girls to happosai just to kill a few grim?.

Yeah- no. Not doing that. half of RWBY hates us enough without us intentionally unleashing a twisted pervert on them.

The less we see of happi, the better. If, by some horrid twist of fate, we absolutely MUST have his help, we can always pretend he's Betelgeuse and say his name three times..... It's been years since I read the manga, but I kinda remember that working.
 
No, I'm suggesting that we tell him that there are teenage girls in the vicinity of horrible monsters.

Then when he gets there all he finds are the horrible monsters. That sort of gimmick worked on him before.
 
veekie said:
No, I'm suggesting that we tell him that there are teenage girls in the vicinity of horrible monsters.

Then when he gets there all he finds are the horrible monsters. That sort of gimmick worked on him before.
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If you point out huntresses often run around in miniskirt/short, it's pretty inevitable he'll show up where they are trained. Maybe not right away, but he will figure it out.


When dealing with Happosai, it's better to not. Unless your desperate.

I wouldn't mind trying to find Herb and Ryoga, for a certain value of find in the latter case. Ryoga is strong, but remnant is a really bad place to get lost.

Edit: it occurs to me that we may have butterflied Ruby or Yang out of Beacon.... which would suck.
 
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Nonsense, given Yang's demonstrated power she just got a scholarship.

That said on the Happosai end, he never really needed any help finding schools with girls. Didn't he have the power to sense women's underwear?
 
[X] See if you can study some Dust, maybe find some way to incorporate it into your style
-[X] Mention that they might want to round up the others from your homeland. Got to try and keep them out of trouble. Sigh... yes even Kuno... maybe... if he isn't being too big an idiot.
--[X] Except Happosai. Who cares about that idiot... except that he's got the mirror that might get you home right? You might want to warn them about Happosai. If he gets this dust stuff...
 
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veekie said:
Incidentally, Happosai is actually USEFUL in this universe. If he can help kill Grimm, they'd probably accept his vices somewhat.

Alternatively point out to him that young teenage Huntresses seem to favor going around in miniskirts, and point him in the direction of the most dangerous Grimm.
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It's a semi modern world with monsters encroaching on society.

The Happosai problem is no longer a problem because she can murder the soulest monsters for all the hookers and blows he could care about.


[X] Focus on your new Soul of Ice, start hammering out the flaws
-[X] ask winter if we can get a print out of what data the braclet picks up on the technique.
-[X] Mention that they might want to round up your "friends"
 
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