Evillevi
A Pikachu for everything - Shadow Pikachu,2015
A Bedtime Story ;incomplete Edition
Once there was a dragon
Once there was a dragon
Was it a pretty Dragon?
Well it was a boy so I don't think it was pretty
Okay. So the dragon was Boytty
Any way Once there was a dragon
Oh oh oh!, Did it have a Mommy.
Yes it had a mommy.
Oh!-
And a daddy-mommy
Yup. Everyone needs a Daddy-Mommy.
So this dragon had books. More than any hoard gold and bigger than the biggest libraries
Oooo. Bigger than the house.
Much Bigger. And one day a Fox came to the dragon.
Like me Like me!
Yes Dear, a fox like you. So the Fox came and said-
I know what he said.
You do?
He said "Good Morning Fox" and Daddy said-
Why did you call Fox Daddy, Eito?
Because Daddy-mommy is every Fox.
He is?
Yup!. She told me herself.
Well but it's not nice to not use Fox. And not Fox is Daddy. So what did the Fox say Eito.
Oh da- I mean the Fox said really really softly kukukuku
I... I'm not sure about this but who told you that?
Well you do that sometimes. Like with Aunt Lisa.
...
Did I say something wrong mommy?
Aunt Lisa and I have a date soon. Yes we have a date with Pai-pancakes.
Yay! Aunt Lisa is coming.
Maybe. So anyway the Dragon said, So tell me, Fox, what did you come here for. And Fox said, I want knowledge.
Oh Mommy?
Yes Dear
What is knowledge?
Knowledge is... something I want to teach you soon. Right after maturity and before my husband decides to kill it with fire.
Ooooo.
I'll tell you when you're older Eito.
Okie Dokie.
So the dragon replied with, if you want knowledge all you have to do is answer me a question with an answer that I do not know off. And Eito do you know what that question is.
Nope! >yawn< Nopiti nope.
The question was what is the colour of grass?
And... did Foxy say an answer?
Well Foxy said blue.
Grass is not blue... silly.
That's what the dragon said. But when he tried to look outside the door the grass was blue.
Rea...lly
Yup as blue as the sky. and the Dragon when and used his magic to look around the world and even take some grass. And all of it was blue.
So what happened.
Well the Dragon gave up, all his books and all his experiences says that the grass is green. And somehow Fox made it so that nothing the Dragon did would show that the grass is green. The Dragon gave up and asked what illusion did Fox used.And are you still awake?
Ya....go..on.
And Fox said that he didn't use an illusion. Just a spell that change Green light to Blue light while inside the Dragon's cave.
O..........kay
So the moral of the story is that you don't need illusions all the time. You can use anything to trick someone.
gnight....
Well good night cub.