Travelogue of the Stars Above

This is well-written, though I am now concerned that some of the turn of phrases that I find amusing are in common enough use in the Middle East that I would ah, aggravate the people there if I ever went...And this would be the second time I've had such a reaction here on SV when getting a look into another culture.
 
I finally had time to write up my thoughts in detail.

Rigel is a fantastic POV character, he has a very distinctive voice, has agency instead of just being a camera, and he's very colorful. I particularly love the contrast between his cynical, practical side and his more pious, respectable side. It makes for some of my favorite lines - "and so on, and so on".

You've also done a really good job with filtering sci-fi concepts through the eyes of someone who lacks context but is still very knowledgeable and open-minded, which I suppose made the choice of a POV character from the Golden Age of Islam very clever. That's good use of your setting!

Overall, this is not just a great concept but a really stellar execution, I hope to see much more of this. ;)
 
This is....honestly surprisingly delightful. Not too silly and not too serious and dramatic, it feels like an actual travelogue of somebody who doesn't know the local culture and is trying to learn. Really well done. I'm almost reminded of China's records of ancient Rome.
 
I Remain Captured By Corsairs
This entry is written on a cold iron floor in 34 Jeriniad, at a caravanserai who's prices border on highway robbery. The tall room, painted an eggshell blue, stinks of some smoke akin to hashish, but with an unpleasant metallic odor that has driven all but me and those that are partaking in this drug, a group of four legged, snake-necked peoples. This room is mercifully quiet, relative to the other spaces within this freeport, but it still pulses with a brain-numbing drone. I have negotiated an open window, but that is a small comfort in this hot room. The breeze is hardly refreshing, and I look down on a charming slice of misery and crime. In the space of time since I have taken roost have seen eight people get beaten. Three of them managed to fight their attackers off, to the general acclaim of all, and in one case those in the same room as I have clustered around to cheer them on, a person with hair like flickering fire and bark like skin, with a sheathed blade they used as a cudgel, adeptly fending off an entire gang.

From questioning, this person appears to be an ambassador, but rarely, in my experience, do ambassadors stride out into the streets to fight criminals. Instead they mostly sit around at palaces drinking tea, which is why I have always wanted to be one. Perhaps ambassador means something else, something that the fish in my ear is not translating properly.

When the corsair vessel approached this free port, I was reminded of a cracked egg, the shell being a meteor and the running yolk and white a city. Thick-set spires and domes rise from fissures in the meteor, and at the very least there were perhaps three dozen ships at dock, swarming around the free-port like flies. One less charitable to pirates may describe all of 34 Jeriniad as a rotting cut of meat, spawning maggots and flies that hover around it and fill the air with a buzzing sound. Indeed, this description has some truth: when I set foot on the pier, I was immediately assaulted with all sorts of foul buzzing noise. Ragah had informed me that this is music, but I question the label. The stench is similarly unpleasant. It is a devilish mingling of acrid oil, something like the remnants of lightning after a storm, and the assorted smells of piss, refuse, and the other evil odors expected of where men congregate in great numbers.

The planets around these stars are affairs similar to that of Al-Mirrekeh, deserts of sand or ice, or simply barren rock. They have a harsh beauty of their own, but they are also non-conductive to farms. Therefore, 34 Jerniad has many glass towers, each floor being a plot of farmland that also freshens the air blown through them.

I have seen many things that are supposed to be lewd, but much like the supposed music, I question it's aspect. What could be lewd with lizardlike blood-flushed throat-frills? Then again, I would imagine that many more titillating aspects of our own prostitutes or whatever euphemism is in vogue to be equally confusing.

This is as good as any place to describe the freeport itself. Pick a city, whichever great seat of power your choice- Rum, or al-Qahirah, or the City of Peace itself, and find an alley in a destitute quarter of the city, one with tall walls that cover all but a thin slice of the sky. Now, remove the sky. Color it in with pitch blackness, and then cover that with blocky towers without art in their construction, and cover those in glowing paintings- the flag of the admiral of 34 Jeriniad, three spears slanted downwards over a comet.

One could be lost in here forever, give or take a few limbs. It is a fetid jungle, or a stinking labyrinth with a certain vitality to it. There are arcades suspended by mysterious floating rocks that have entire marketplaces built on them, hawkers no doubt pushing some kitschy junk that are snares for the unwise traveller and nobody else. Being singularly unwise, I traded one of my silver coins for a small statuette consisting of several floating cubes arranged in an abstract pattern. The trader seemed more interested in the make of the coin and it's inscriptions, rather than the value of the silver itself.

Look at the streets and you will find flamboyant gangs of pirates, bedecked in gaudy armor, in dress uniforms that would shame any dandy that you may pick out of an army. These fellows are recruiters for the varied pirate bands that serve the freeport. Here, the profession of piracy is treated as any other, and captains of renown have offices in which a merchant may acquire reassurances that they may pass 34 Jerniad's vicinity unmolested. In this way the pirates pay their crews and the dues to the admiral of 34 Jerniad.

I have been dreading describing the inhabitants of 34 Jeriniad. How can one man describe the ocean? He may shrug and give it in general terms, that it's waves are broad, that it's span is immeasurable, but that is merely a blind man crying that an elephant is a snake-like creature from the trunk alone.

Therefore, describing the tribes of 34 Jeriniad may go and wear my sandals on their head for the time being. I shall go and accost the others in the room for conversation. My hands are cramping and the smoke does me no favors. If I cannot beat them then I shall join them.

An hour has passed in more or less pleasant conversation. Those fellows, who name themselves Birrit, are travelling dilliantes, much like myself. They were quite astonished to lean that I came from a hirethro uncontacted planet. It seemed that this affair is not entirely unheard of, there being many worlds like mine where some fellow with a vessel alights and makes a fool of himself and the local scholars, perhaps taking as a companion to the skies.

In addition, my previous comparison of the smoke in the room to hashish was correct. To the Birrit, an afternoon spent partaking of this drug is similar to a familial meal. At least for them, this drug is of use, but to me, it merely brought a headache from sitting near the burner, which eventually led to me begging off the conversation.

In any case, I'm in no real condition to write anymore. That concludes this entry, for the moment. I shall go and get some air, so if one discovers sudden bloodstains on these documents, know that I was ambushed by some back alley thug.
 
I love how I can just feel the frustration from historians when he decides to not describe something further.

Such a good story.
It's been fun using applied sloth to talk myself out of writing sections of the updates. :V


Wow take these lewd descriptions out of your wholesome family friendly fanfic

they're disgusting and perverse
workin' hard for that isekai tag

also ur too late. For the last four updates the other named character hasn't been wearing a shirt
 
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I have been dreading describing the inhabitants of 34 Jeriniad. How can one man describe the ocean? He may shrug and give it in general terms, that it's waves are broad, that it's span is immeasurable, but that is merely a blind man crying that an elephant is a snake-like creature from the trunk alone.

Therefore, describing the tribes of 34 Jeriniad may go and wear my sandals on their head for the time being. I shall go and accost the others in the room for conversation. My hands are cramping and the smoke does me no favors. If I cannot beat them then I shall join them.

I feel like there's a bit of a Meta thing going on here. Just a slight possibility.
 
I just re-read the hitchhiker's guide and I must say this story does a very good job of encapsulating that universe.
I like it.
 
Three of them managed to fight their attackers off, to the general acclaim of all, and in one case those in the same room as I have clustered around to cheer them on, a person with hair like flickering fire and bark like skin, with a sheathed blade they used as a cudgel, adeptly fending off an entire gang.
Surely, you mean "skin like bark" or "bark-like skin".
 
The tall room, painted an eggshell blue, stinks of some smoke akin to hashish, but with an unpleasant metallic odor that has driven all but me and those that are partaking in this drug, a group of four legged, snake-necked peoples.
This sentence looks like it's missing something. A word or a phrase perhaps?

Otherwise, a great chapter. I really love how you write our protagonist's attempts to explain and describe what he's seeing.
 
This really is an amazing work, and thank you for writing it! You do an excellent job of capturing the style of the travelogues--it matches pretty well with al-Muqaddimah (which isn't a travelogue, exactly, but still relevant) and the bits and pieces of the Baburnama and ibn Batuta's works that I have read. I love how the narrator references the scientific knowledge of his time, as well as his attempts to describe spacefaring technology with a fundamentally medieval vocabulary. His asides on society (like the bit about bandits) are also quite well-done and give us glimpses of his personality.

Kudos to you!
 
I am Summoned by a Pirate Admiral
I have been punished by having my wishes come true.

Forgive the dramatics and shaky writing, but it is true. On the morn, the ruler of this freeport sent men to the caravanserai to call me to their court. The lord here has gotten wind of me and my idle wish, and has, in the words of their messenger, 'seen fit to condescend to an audience,' as conveyed when Ragah and I were breaking fast, rather rudely dragging me away without even so much as a by your leave, and escorted me to the palace of said lord within a chariot without horses or wheels, that floats in the air and is propelled by itself.

The streets, normally full of varied peoples, parted in front of this chariot as if Musa was by my side. All the impertinent hawkers quieted and offered nothing to this procession, thugs in dark alleys paused plunging knives into the bodies of unfortunates, and even the most destitute made way for the procession.

They led me to the tallest tower in the land, which at its base, was equal in size to the Palace of the Golden Gate, and rose in blocky tiers. Surrounding this tower is a quarter that was far more peaceable and orderly, with the shoals of destitution and poverty swept aside for airy teahouses and hotels of good repute but of equally gouging prices, patrolled by the lord's men, their emblem outlined in red light over their shoulders, or what passed for a shoulder amongst those with stranger forms.

I was promptly led into this tower, which is given the name Needle. The lowest floor was a great, circular room that would put any grand mosque to shame. In the very center was a dais that ascended into a central stalk. In this way I was brought to the observatory at the top of the tower.

They blocked the path with a great gate, tall as castle walls, festooned with tapestries and murals wrought out of glowing light. Here ships plunged into the sun, there there were legions of looters crushing cities underfoot, some comfortably reassuring abstract art, all tossed together without a hint of care for a consistent aesthetic.

Now I set pen down to describe the Lord of 34 Jeriniad, Admiral of the Spenzenta Sector and it's Fleets.

They first made themselves known to me by personally executing a captain that had served twenty six years under their employ. This captain, as the lord revealed whilst cleaning their saber of bluish blood, was taking bribes from legitimate authorities to pass messages and information to them. After this execution, they introduced themselves with the casual air of two acquaintances meeting, and I bowed to them before the man behind me could force me to.

I suppose I might as well describe the lord physically, here. Their name, such as it was, is Ik Nult, and at their full height they were at least an arm's length taller than I. They reminded me of tales of the Jinn, and if you had seen them, how they grinned with three mouths full of fangs and eight eyes gleaming as bronze, then you would have suddenly remembered your prayers.

Here, Lord Ik Nult interrogated me about where I came from and how so, and to this I responded at great length and detail upon our lands, describing with undue grace each and every geologic feature. So intent was I at selling our world like a pair of boots that I did not notice Lord Ik Nult was regarding my words with the regard a snake gives to a particularly inviting heel. I fear that they will take the Kanstenta's logs and trace our path back to our world, and crush all the serried ranks of the Caliphates, the Farangi's armored warriors, and the numberless tribes of nomads and the armies of the court of the Tang from their ships shaped like the arrows of Shaitan.

I don't know what I ought to do.

Perhaps I should go to Lord Ik Nult again and fling myself on my knees in front of them, and beg mercy. Perhaps I should dig into some reservoir of wit and cunning to contravene some greater beast to frighten them off. While we are on this, why do I not take up a saber and storm the Needle with God-given strength, hewing heads left and right? Or ought I recite the Quran to Lord Ik Nult and have them convert on the spot?

A fine traveller I am. Not a week out, and I may have convinced a pirate empire to raze my homeland. I may as well have personally brought the plague to Baghdad.

Here is a hope, at least- Ragah still has the keys to the Kanstenta, pass-phrases and the such, and if I am fast enough, I may yet enter the Kanstenta on the docks and remove a key, which would lock the ship's logs. I would have to sneak through the pirates, however. I pray that just this once, they are slipshod in discipline and have drunk heavily.
 
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An interesting twist to the story. I liked how you had the ruler just casually shanking a guy at the start of the conversation. I'm sort of curious if they told the truth about why, or if it was just a power play to intimidate their visitor.

I suppose it depends on how intent they were on backtracking and raiding our lovable mud-ball from the start.
 
I suppose I might as well describe the lord physically, here. Their name, such as it was, is Ik Nult, and at their full height they were at least an arm's length taller than I. They reminded me of tales of the Jinn, and if you had seen them, how they grinned with three mouths full of fangs and eight eyes gleaming as bronze, then you would have suddenly remembered your prayers.
...I really hope I'm not the only one laughing at expressions like this one. It's...Well, it's that moment where a character looks up and sees an anvil falling towards their head to me!
 
The obvious solution here is just to preach to them about how great heaven is until they decide they want to raid that instead. They'll eventually totally forget about Earth as they go all Ahab about trying to find Heaven. Of course, considering the universe in which this is set, they might very well find it after all, but that's their business. I doubt our man can blame himself for sending a bunch of pirates after Allah himself.
 
The obvious solution here is just to preach to them about how great heaven is until they decide they want to raid that instead. They'll eventually totally forget about Earth as they go all Ahab about trying to find Heaven. Of course, considering the universe in which this is set, they might very well find it after all, but that's their business. I doubt our man can blame himself for sending a bunch of pirates after Allah himself.
Honestly I am just wondering if a few hundred years from now, someone is going to read the newspaper article on the first alien abduction or Roswell and say, "Damn it man, you brought down another bunch?" :V
 
I was promptly led into this tower, which is given the name Needle. The lowest floor was a great, circular room that would put any grand mosque to shame. In the very center was a
dias
that ascended into a central stalk. In this way I was brought to the observatory at the top of the tower.
This should be dais

The lord here has gotten wind of
my
and my idle wish
This should be me

rudely dragging me away without even so much
a
by your leave
there should be an 'as' here

They first made themselves known to me by personally executing a captain that had served twenty six years under her employ.
I'm not sure about what the her is referring to here.
 
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