Must be their Kryptonite or after GL they want nothing to do with the Emotional EM spectrum
Fans: We don't want childish crap like Teen Titans Go anymore. We want mature and heartfelt stuff like the original Teen Titans and Young Justice as well as complex and deep characters.
DC: ALRIGHT YOU WANT COOL AND MATURE HOW ABOUT ROBIN GOING AROUND KILLING PEOPLE AND TELLING BATMAN TO FUCK OFF
Fans: wait
DC: *shoots half the lights in the studio* NOW IT'S REAL DARK NO MORE KIDDY COLORS
Fans: DC are you okay?
DC: *foaming at mouth* ALSO LOOK AT THE NEW AQUAMAN POSTERS WE PHOTOSHOPPED ALL THE FISH BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT NOT ENOUGH FISH IN JUSTICE LEAGUE WE'RE FIXING IT
Fans: *steps back, leaves the room*
Spoilers: Shadow the Hedgehog appears in episode 5 as a guest star.
Spoilers: Shadow the Hedgehog appears in episode 5 as a guest star.
Red Hood is actually Robin's FATHER, but in reality, she is his MOTHER, and maybe Bruce Wayne's MOTHER or even Starfire's MOTHER.So apparently Red Hood is gonna be in the show.
You could probably let Red Hood do all the shooting, neck stepping, Fuck Batman-ing and people wouldn't have a problem with it.
UNLESS THIS ROBIN IS ACTUALLY JASON TO- you know what, I'm not even gonna entertain that idea.
dc: happiness is not kewl so we got rid of it. no happiness allowed.also, all that lurid too-light green in her eyes and jewellery and she's not shooting equally verdant rays of HAPPINESS AND POLYAMOURY what the hell detective comix
So a green haired Asian, a clearly possessed emo teen, some guy who works at 711, and a hooker. Someone tell me who chose these designs so I can beat them with a large trout.
I don't see Teen Titans, I see flashbacks of Mr Freeze's Ice Puns, tactical batnipples, and for some reason the Mario movie. Why do these terrible mockeries keep getting made?
Which leads to question, what is Hawk like? If she is still the nicers of the two then he is probaly 100% YOU'RE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! RIP AND TEAR! Mode all the time.Man this almost seems like a parody of DC's grimdarkness.
Even poor Dove, noted critic of violence, is brutally mauling people.
So this is what the opposite of Teen Titans Go feels like. The monkey paw's wish of 'I want a more adult teen titans show' has been granted.
Someone go get a blender and set it to puree, I want to see what comes out.Teen Titans Go and Teen Titans Angst. This is the dead childhood memories timeline.
*Rolls eyes* Last time I checked Raven didn't have pitch black eyes ripped straight out of a cheap horror flick and look like a stereotypical self-harmer. And Starfire in the comics doesn't dress like a hooker, hookers dress more conservatively. The Starfire in this film just looks like some random chick you'd find selling herself on the street corner, not a quirky alien.I am trying really hard to see why possesed emo teen is somehow a stretch for Raven. As far as I can tell you just described her characterization a good half the time. Hell that was her characterization in the TV show. Also have you seen any of Starfire's comic costumes?
Still not the 2003 show somehow.Someone go get a blender and set it to puree, I want to see what comes out.
*Rolls eyes* Last time I checked Raven didn't have pitch black eyes ripped straight out of a cheap horror flick and look like a stereotypical self-harmer. And Starfire in the comics doesn't dress like a hooker, hookers dress more conservatively. The Starfire in this film just looks like some random chick you'd find selling herself on the street corner, not a quirky alien.
You're doing this on purpose. My complaint is not that she looks goth, my complaint is she looks like something that crawled out of a fucking generic horror movie. And as for my complaints about starfire. She looks like some random ass hooker on the side of a street corner, and not a motherfucking Titan. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if Cyborg turns out to be a goddamned toaster at this point.
Yep Raven has never looked like a goth
Also is your complaint that Starfire is wearing to much clothing or that she looks like the wrong kind of sexworker?
Could you stop with this hating on sex workers? It's cringy.You're doing this on purpose. My complaint is not that she looks goth, my complaint is she looks like something that crawled out of a fucking generic horror movie. And as for my complaints about starfire. She looks like some random ass hooker on the side of a street corner, and not a motherfucking Titan. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if Cyborg turns out to be a goddamned toaster at this point.