Blast cannon wedding with the council and Dooku invited...
The Unabridged Memoirs of Darth Plagueis the Wise [Star Wars AU]
- Thread starter YeahOkayCool
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Hego is right to be concerned about the brain damage, after all, being oblivious after several weeks of morning sickness is a symptom.
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Hego is right to be concerned about the brain damage, after all, being oblivious after several weeks of morning sickness is a symptom.
At first, Borea just thought Plagueis had poisoned her food as another "test," and decided to just tough it out. But when she was still throwing up after a week of cooking all her own meals, she realized something else was going on.
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Does plagues know yet! because If not I'm going to love to see her explanation to him
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He knows. In fact, he probably knew before Borea did and was waiting for her to figure it out on her own.
For someone able to master themselves down to their very midichlorians you would think they would be pretty quick to realize there was a new being growing inside them. Besides the vong stuff suffusing their cells I mean.
But, really Obi, the Jedi code doesn't forbid sex, so really he hasn't done anything wrong. At least until he forms an attachment to the kids, or Jabitha... oh right... oops.
Remember Padawan, it's okay to have sex with women, or men, or others, just make sure you don't like whomever you're having sex with and if you're not going to be careful be callous.
But, really Obi, the Jedi code doesn't forbid sex, so really he hasn't done anything wrong. At least until he forms an attachment to the kids, or Jabitha... oh right... oops.
Remember Padawan, it's okay to have sex with women, or men, or others, just make sure you don't like whomever you're having sex with and if you're not going to be careful be callous.
Kaernetron
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We're talking about Sith here - a little poisoning competition between master and apprentice is to be expected...besides, everyone seems to assume Jabitha's species shows the same pregnancy symptoms us humans do, which may absolutely not be the case with a normal (read: non-hybrid) pregnancy.
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Keep in mind that Jabitha's already somewhere between half and a quarter human already; Ferroans are more like a blue-skinned subspecies of human than being true aliens. Presumably the pregnancy symptoms are the same.
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Now you have remind me of this show again.
Also I wonder how would Jabitha and Plagueis would react if they were thrusted into the Disney canon around the start of Star Wars Rebels?
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Plagueis might be a bit impressed that Sidious actually managed to pull it off, and sardonically pleased at Palpy getting Monster Mashed by his own lightning. He'd most likely try to kill and replace Sidious as Emperor. Hey, no point in letting an unearned victory go to waste, right?
Jabitha would obviously be horrified at what happened to Anakin/Vader once she found out.
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You should write that as a one-shot.
Night_stalker
Slava Ukraini!
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I'd be more worried about what happened to his wife, given Padme "lost the will to live", which might be a issue to the future Mrs. Skywalker-Damask....
Max Uristwell
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Borea, looking over at the mangled remnants of the Embrace of Pain: Losing the will to live, huh? Something tells me that won't be an issue... It's me, I tell me it won't be an issue.
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Hey, maybe she did, but waited until the signs were showing so as to not reveal her true mastery of the force?
Winged One
Not the Simurgh
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Or maybe she just wasn't paying enough attention to her own body. There's a reason she backed down when Plagueis got her to really think about if she was ready to kill him.
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I like this joke because it's actually 100% in-character for Darth Borea to say.
I should really make a side-series of threadmarks of all this thread's best jokes.
Max Uristwell
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I assume that spending so long around Anakin has left Borea with a habit of making a vague, sinister statement and then bluntly saying what she actually meant immediately afterwards. Wouldn't want to confuse the poor boy, after all.I like this joke because it's actually 100% in-character for Darth Borea to say.
I should really make a side-series of threadmarks of all this thread's best jokes.
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Oh come on, Ani's not that oblivious. Just... easily distracted. By Jabitha.
Max Uristwell
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Well, yeah. Why do you think she's the only person who's developed that habit?
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Well, yeah. Why do you think she's the only person who's developed that habit?
BOREA, age sixteen: "OH SEKOT Anakin's looking at me has he seen my scars can he sense that I have the Force what if he thinks I'm some kind of freak ohshitohshitohshitohshit-- oh wait he's just looking at my butt, nevermind. Crisis averted."
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Just read through the entire fic last night. This was good—I expected it to be somewhat silly, which it was, but I didn't expect it to be actually quite good. This is about as good or better than most of the actual star wars novels I've read.
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Wow, high praise indeed! I'm really flattered to hear you say that. In addition to being a cool project in its own write, I'm also using this fic as characterization/writing practice for my own original fiction, that I hope to get published one day. So it's comments like this that make me think maybe it's no such a far-fetched dream after all. Thank you for the kind words!
Also, if you have any questions, I'll answer in as much detail as I can without spoiling anything.
Finding a Sitter on Short-Notice
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11-4D: "Mistress Skywalker, my programming parameters are not optimized for childcare."
BOREA: "Oh come on Fourdee, It'll be fine. You've swapped out all your sharp and pointy tool attachments, right? And they've been playing in the garden all day. Their bedtime's in an hour, I'm sure they'll go right to sleep. And besides, Corellia and back is a two day trip, tops. It'll be easy!"
11-4D: "But couldn't Dr. Zan Arbor take them? Surely she is far more pediatrically qualified than--"
BOREA: "Uhh, I think Jenna said something about her and the Magister pulling an all-nighter in the Vong lab. Something about getting close to a breakthrough in refraction period reduction in exotic humanoid biology. I dunno, it sounded like a euphemism, but I'm not a scientist."
11-4D: "But Mistress, as a droid I require no sleep. Surely it would be more effecti-- AAH! WHAT'S HAPPENING!?"
BOREA: "LEOR! SHEEKLA! What have I said about levitating Grandpa Hego's droids! Put him down right now!"
*metallic clanking*
BOREA: "Well, I can see you've got things under control here, Fourdee. Remember, call me if anything comes up! Bye kids, Momma's gonna go kill some Jedi but she'll be back real soon, okay? Be good for Fourdee!"
11-4D: *looking out window, ignoring the two bluish toddlers teething on his lower arms* "I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to permanently deactivate me."
I've compiled all my favorite jokes and omakes from this thread into a separate list called "Apocrypha." None of it's canon, but all of it's hilarious.
BOREA: "Oh come on Fourdee, It'll be fine. You've swapped out all your sharp and pointy tool attachments, right? And they've been playing in the garden all day. Their bedtime's in an hour, I'm sure they'll go right to sleep. And besides, Corellia and back is a two day trip, tops. It'll be easy!"
11-4D: "But couldn't Dr. Zan Arbor take them? Surely she is far more pediatrically qualified than--"
BOREA: "Uhh, I think Jenna said something about her and the Magister pulling an all-nighter in the Vong lab. Something about getting close to a breakthrough in refraction period reduction in exotic humanoid biology. I dunno, it sounded like a euphemism, but I'm not a scientist."
11-4D: "But Mistress, as a droid I require no sleep. Surely it would be more effecti-- AAH! WHAT'S HAPPENING!?"
BOREA: "LEOR! SHEEKLA! What have I said about levitating Grandpa Hego's droids! Put him down right now!"
*metallic clanking*
BOREA: "Well, I can see you've got things under control here, Fourdee. Remember, call me if anything comes up! Bye kids, Momma's gonna go kill some Jedi but she'll be back real soon, okay? Be good for Fourdee!"
11-4D: *looking out window, ignoring the two bluish toddlers teething on his lower arms* "I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to permanently deactivate me."
I've compiled all my favorite jokes and omakes from this thread into a separate list called "Apocrypha." None of it's canon, but all of it's hilarious.
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In the "Canon" story, their relationship is purely platonic and built on a shared interest in scientific inquiry. But in an omake, ANYTHING can happen.