Shapeless Phobos
Filthy Casual
[X] Eddard Stark
[X] Garlan Tyrell
[X] Jaime Lannister
[X] Garlan Tyrell
[X] Jaime Lannister
My reasoning is essentially the same as Stuckunderwater's though I do kind of disagree on telling Jon.@Vocalist @stuckunderwater @Shapeless Phobos -- would you like to cast any votes for whether or not to tell anyone (and if so, who) about Jon's true parentage?
To be clear, they're not mutually exclusive -- the "tell folks about Jon or not" doesn't impact who you talk to tonight; the conversation(s) about him will happen another night. But if you do disagree about telling him, don't feel like you can't or shouldn't vote for what you want.My reasoning is essentially the same as Stuckunderwater's though I do kind of disagree on telling Jon.
Calming the Tyrell's just seemed more important to me.
At Least Jaime won't be to screwy with the shit he;s pulling. Now we have to clean up this great fucking mess.You do your best to imitate Tywin Lannister's icy gaze and sardonic tone as you respond, "That's a fair if somewhat self-serving assessment. I've always been partial to the smallfolks' saying, that the King shits and the Hand cleans up." You frown slightly. "It's not supposed to be the other way around."
At Least V is compleatly honest with the bullshit going on behind his back."It varies. Some seem to think I was taken by surprise by my Hand and his actions. Some believe I orchestrated the entire event, and I'm simply trying to cover my own ass. I would hope you understand," you glare, "that neither of these are good or even okay options." You pinch the bridge of your nose fiercely, then sigh. "Is the charge at least accurate? I could be less angry with you if I knew you didn't invent something to arrest your father."
Jaime cocks his head. "That would depend on your definition of 'accurate', I guess."
Your eyes narrow. "If the definition of 'accurate' needs to be in dispute for me to be less angry, this night is not going to go well for you."
Oh... Well Jaime is one helluva bodyguard...That does cause him to look a little abashed, at last. "The charges are accurate. He conspired to murder Prince Aegon."
Dammit Jaime, now is not the time to stop your guilt and get some redemption... you already had that arc with us.
Even in most courts of law, that wouldn't pass... even a medieval court of law..."He explained to me, in confidence," Jaime elaborates, "that he did order the death of Rhaegar's children, as a way to ingratiate himself and our House with Robert after feeling our House needed to buy in deep with the Usurper or die. For what it's worth," he adds, "he swore to me that Clegane and Lorch were not ordered to do what they did beyond the killing."
Dammit Egg! Why do you have to be so wise right now, at the most inopportune moment!Jaime looks at the floor, toes at a loose stone. "Something that Prince Aegon said to me. He said I should do what will help me sleep through the night, and worry about the rest later. Between my father's role in your family's deaths, and him openly threatening my uncle and brother today in full view of the Seven, I wasn't going to be able to sleep well knowing he could be free to plan against them and everyone else another day."
Oh... Well it seems Jaime is still recovering.He meets your eye, then, and you notice just how rough Jaime really looks. To the casual observer, he would just seem a little tired and stressed, but to you (someone who knows him well, and is gifted with a second sight to boot) he looks like he's only just standing. "It's hard enough to sleep through the night already. I'll take whatever trouble is necessary during my waking hours for a chance at untroubled sleep." A fracture line almost lights up as it arcs out of him, upwards into the Red Keep and at an odd angle, and it doesn't take you much to realise it reflects his mind returning to a particular room, a room that isn't the Great Hall – the only other room he'd have reason to be thinking of in this moment dawns on you, and you also notice him fiddle with something in that satchel. A hint of wiry gold is visible within, and you realise what he has in his hand.
Join the club ned... join the clubLord Stark leans back in his seat, a thoughtful frown creasing his brow and casting shadows over his eyes, his solar in his quarters lit only by candlelight as the sun has just begun to set. The explanation you and Ser Jaime worked out is not ideal, to be sure, but you hope your Master of Laws can help with fleshing out this notion.
THat is going to be impossible, this is Kings Landing."I think we can manage this, my king. So long as we have no new surprises, and,
At least V is quite sane at the idea.The hour has grown too late for you to approach your lords on anything less than the most grievous of events happening, and while Tywin Lannister likely feels otherwise, you don't think his arrest rises to the level that you can reasonably excuse intruding upon the other lords you might wish to speak to in this time of the night. They will have to wait until tomorrow. It's hours that will give ideas time to settle in their heads, hours that will leave them less malleable than when the iron was still hot, but the rules of decorum leave you trapped in this – if you broke with protocols to speak to any others tonight, it would suggest panic on your part, that you aren't in control and that you're desperate, rather than a king to which they all are meant to answer, a man sure of purpose and unquestionably the one in control. It frustrates you, but it's the world you live in, the paths you chose. But you find yourself still somewhat restless, feeling a need to move and act and do something.
Damn... and I though removeing him from power in the last quest was knocking him down a peg... this must be a... knightmare."He is also a knight, and it's acceptable for me to call him such. I'm sure he doesn't take offence, and if he does it's far less than he takes to being called 'Kingslayer'. 'Lord Hand' is a possibility, certainly, but it's a bit formal given our closeness and the absence of a formal setting." You're being facetious, and both of you know it, judging by Tywin's increasingly apparent irritation. For a moment, you debate leaving the news to someone else to deliver, maybe one of his sons or his brother, or even Prince Oberyn, but then you dismiss the thought – you are the king, after all, and none of the men in question would deny you your petty pleasures. So you tell him, "There is also the minor detail that Ser Jaime has forsworn his Lordship and rejoined the Kingsguard. Lord Tyrion will be addressed by his inherited title, as he isn't a knight."
Tywin... this is Viserys were talking about. He can talk people to suicide. Do you really want to try him when he is trying?"Bold words for a man so completely in my clutches," you retort, but it's a hollow one and he knows it as well as you. You have no further need of this, and you make to leave.
"A lion still has claws," Tywin Lannister reminds you as you walk away, exiting his sight. "And mine are long and sharp, my lord, as long and sharp as yours," his voice echoes in the Black Cells behind you as you go up the spiralling stairs, up and into the cold night that you choose to believe is responsible for the chill that runs down your spine.
That was one hellva way to end the update.It takes a long moment, but Jon nods in agreement. You escort him and Lord Stark inside before you check the hall once more, and upon seeing it empty, you close the door behind you.
I mean...estranged or not, it is nonetheless deeply traumatic to lose someone you love, worse yet when you're the one to discover her body along with the children. It's a scar that isn't going to be healed overnight [read: Ser Jaime's liable to hold onto that Depressed trait for at least the next year] and for all his skills and talents, one that Jaime has always lacked is the ability to express his feelings in a healthy manner.
[stage whisper] to offer a peak behind the curtain a bit, my secret is that I'm not really that great of a writer -- just a clever one. For instance, here I know how the conversation in question goes, and lesbireal so does anyone even slightly familiar with Jon Snow (spoilers: he's a bit of a confused, emotional and angsty mess) but damned if I could actually make the words come out right, or find a way to not make a third conversation about the same thing repetitive and boring, so instead I thought 'why don't we just close the door and fade to black, let the readers infer the rest?'That was one hellva way to end the update.
I've said it once, and I'll say it again. @Marlowe310811 you are a better writer then me.
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Ned Stark proves hes one of the biggest badasses of the entire quest universe... and now he's pretty much the Wellington to our King George.House Stark has marshalled the North to pride of place in the King's allies, and Lord Eddard now serves as Master of Laws in the Small Council, with rumours abounding that either of his eldest children may wed one (or even both!) of the spare Targaryen heirs. Apart from the (expected and unregarded) bitter grumblings of Barbrey Dustin, the lords of the North are proud to have taken part in the Restoration, though some second sons and younger brothers have (very quietly) groused about feeling as turncoats against the Usurper, Robert Baratheon. Under the leadership of Lord Stark, the North has become an economic powerhouse to rival the Reach, and the Northern lords are making the most of this newfound largesse, as they all know well, "Winter is Coming."
Glad to see that Gerion is getting his keep up and running and he's fianlly growing his family.Lord Gerion Lannister of Long Lake, "The Lion in Winter", has welcomed his second child and first son, Jacen Lannister. Work has now begun in earnest on his keep with the end of the war and his return to the North, and he hopes to have his little family out of Winterfell, and the Starks' hair, by next year's end. It is said that young Lady Sansa thinks of young Lady Joy to be like a sister to her, and is displeased at the idea of the Lannisters departing.
Um... Dom, are you okay... is your family history that disturbing that you grow ill and burn it... Well good for you for having a soul that was not corrupted by darkness like your old man.Domeric Bolton is said to have come down with terrible sickness after returning home from the war. Lady Dacey has managed the Dreadfort in her lord husband's stead, apparently causing some uproar in the town by dismissing many of the old lord's favoured servants and burning old heirlooms and keepsakes in a bonfire far from the castle's walls. The smell is said to have been repellent, and to have lingered for days.
Glad to see the Watch has not been forgotten in all this.The Night's Watch has had its numbers bolstered after the victorious Restoration, though rather less than after the Rebellion fourteen years prior, as many belligerent lords and knights fought to the last rather than surrender or face taking the Black. Prominent among the new members of the brotherhood are the former Kingsguard Mandon Moore, and the irascible Randyll Tarly. They have also happily received an unexpected gift of many pigs from the Bolton lands, the locals for some reason no longer desiring them.
Hey now, Umbar, Karstarks, calm down. The gifts were depopulated decades before they arrived, and it's free real estate. Can't really argue with that stuff.Meanwhile, the Gifts have begun to be settled by demobilizing soldiers of the Golden Company and other sellsword companies. Houses Umber and Karstark have groused about 'southron upstarts and foreign pretenders' sitting on land they've rather unsubtly considered theirs, but they fall into a terse silence when confronted with the collapse of wildling raids making their way south from the Wall.
Olly! it seems you'veranked up from a King's squire to Lord Frey... Hopefully, you can keep your family from destroying itself from the bullshit that is succession crisis.House Frey is ascendant! Despite entering the war on the wrong side, somehow the ever-present house has turned its fortunes around. There are now six Freys in contention for lordship of keeps across the Riverlands, with young Olyvar Frey taking lordship of the Twins, supported by the younger generation of Freys against the other heirs and claimants. Called Olly the Unlikely by the local smallfolk, the rise of Walder Frey's eighteenth son (and 50th in line!) was as unexpected as it was bloody: after their elders wrought destruction upon themselves, the youngest Freys took to arms and raised Olyvar to the lordship, putting down any that stood against them and hoped to continue fighting against the Dragon and his allies.
Dammit Frey's can't you not fuck everything up like some drunk asshole who decided it was a good idea to grop the night singer at the pub.This is not to suggest the house has fully turned its sullied reputation around; many Frey men-at-arms and some prodigal heirs, stripped of lands, titles and protections by the new Lord Frey, have continued to raid and pillage across the Riverlands. Since their exile from the Twins, this party of Freys, led by Aegon 'Bloodborn' Frey, has acquired a small host of disaffected men, deserters, and other malcontents to form a Band of Bastards. They are quickly becoming the scourge of the Riverlands, and a problem for the King's Peace.
Wow, the more things change, the more they stay the same.Meanwhile, Lord Hoster Tully has been gracious about being stymied in his longstanding attempts to see his brother the Blackfish wedded off. Young Lord Edmure has become well-regarded among formerly aloof Riverlander lords, after his brief but successful tenure aiding the King as the Acting Master of Laws. Arranged marriages have started to be offered at a greater rate than he previously received, but Lord Edmure has been noted to spend a great deal of time in the company of Lady Roslin Frey, who has acted as Lord Olyvar's emissary and has become a confidant of the heir to Riverrun.
Wait... Harrenhall is a sight of a triumph of humanity and decency... and possibly starting the curing of that cursed place?The Whents of Harrenhal have spread word that they are inviting refugees from across the realm to come to their lands for protection and work and shelter. After acting as a 'hospital' of sorts during the battles of the Restoration, Harrenhal has apparently found a new life as a refuge and shelter for the wayward. The lands around the ruined castle have likewise begun to see some new life as new faces come to live and work on lands once considered haunted and foreboding.
Okay, I don't belive for a second that Jon Beat Lysa... I do however belive that he is depressed as hell due to Robert being gone.Jon Arryn returned home from King's Landing a broken man, and was not improved by sending his only son to King's Landing. This act, along with Ser Brynden's departure for the Kingsguard, led to such a fight between Lord Arryn and his wife that even the normally taciturn and insular highborn have remarked on its ferocity and cruelty from both parties. Many say it only ended because Lord Arryn struck her with enough force to separate her jaw. A heavy silence has since reigned in the Eyrie, some suspect only because of the bandages keeping the lady's jaw in place and mouth closed.
The Clansmen being uppity... more at 11.Hill clansmen have been making a greater nuisance of themselves than usual, some even daring to attack the Bloody Gate. This has left many highborn of the Vale on edge, none more so than Lady Lysa. Whispers about the apparent weakness of Lord Arryn in the face of such brazen raids cannot be traced back to her, for obvious reasons, but suspicion lies squarely on her nonetheless.
Mia, that you... I know you're bobby's daughter, but really stop living up to his legend by careving out your own... it will put a target out on your neck.Other whispers have followed the nameless hero of the Bloody Gate – a servant of House Royce, said to have led a charge of immense mules and large feral goats that brought half the hillside down on the clansmen and routed the survivors with her ferocity. Knights of the Vale offer strenuous denials, that curiously never actually refute the details, focusing more on the unlikelihood of a servant or a girl or a pack of mules or feral goats driving away clansmen when armed and armored knights could not. Nonetheless, songs of 'The Lovely Goatherd' have started to trickle out of the Vale, with lyrics and rhymes as absurd as the stories behind it.
Great, a plauge... now we need to start quarantining the Vale...Gulltown has been shuttered to the outside world after a ship's crew was discovered to be carrying the bloody flux. Reports out are limited and of dubious accuracy, but estimates go anywhere from seven-and-ten to seven-hundred taken in the past month. What all reports agree upon is that the plague has evaded all attempted control measures, and that some measures are suspected to be aiding its spread. The Arryns of Gulltown assure any who ask that things will be under control soon and economic activity will resume forthwith.
Jeez, lets hope Tyrion can make things stable.The rapid one-two punch of Tywin's arrest and Jaime's abdication has left most of the Westerland lords reeling, which may have ended up helping Lord Tyrion claim power, as demonstrating calm and consistency seems to be the balm the Westerlands needed. Lords have come to proclaim fealty, and to renew offers of unwed daughters (notably, some have been of less high stature than the offers made only months ago to then-Lord Jaime – fourth daughters instead of first, and so on). Lord Tyrion has graciously accepted the former, and politely but strenuously rejected the latter.
Tyrion gaining a friend made me smile...Ser Raynald Westerling brought the fealty of his father and the offered hand of his sister to the new Lord Paramount, but has remained by Tyrion's side after swearing said fealty and receiving polite refusal of said hand. Apparently the new lord and young knight have taken a shine to each other, which may be the most advancement Lord Gawen can hope for, for the time being.
Uh oh... That does not sound good.Men of Fair Isle have claimed to be seeing lights near the horizon of the Sunset Sea in the dark of night. However, no ships have come from the direction of these lights, and no ships sailing forth have found anything or anyone when they look. The Ironborn have been accused of some kind of shenanigans, but Lord Harlaw swears that no Ironborn are in that area, and none have any interest in harassing House Farman anyhow.
Poor Kevan...the loss of Tywin may have hit him hard.House Lannister continues to be the eye of a whirlwind of events and incidents, as Lady Genna Frey arrived at Casterly Rock with her husband and eldest in tow and is said to have veryquickly stepped in to act as her nephew's steward and right-hand 'man'. Rumours abound that Lord Kevan hasn't been seen in several weeks because the Lady Genna locked him in the dungeons as part of her power grab. Whispers about the Frey men have abounded, questioning if they mean to take the Westerlands from House Lannister altogether as part of their realm-spanning conspiracy.
Glad to see she's still the sane member of her family. And bright to.From the Hand of the King: Nothing nearly so drastic took place – Genna didn't swoop in so much as she dragged her idiot husband and eldest son away from the Riverlands to save their lives. Her three younger sons, and Cleos' boys, are part of Olyvar's court. And they promise to take Uncle Emmon's head should he or Cleos try to press their claim to the Twins.
Yeah... Again, poor kevan.Tyrion tells me that he all but begged her to take over for Kevan, because our nuncle cannot stop drinking and his work has faltered as a result, so he needed an aide he could trust. She's been doing well, he thinks, helping him keep things stable and rebuilding her old relationships with many of the lords' wives and daughters, and on top of this she's had the extra duty of keeping Emmon, Cleos, and Kevan out of sight and out of trouble.
Christ, we need to get a therapist down there to help with his drinking.He hasn't been locked in the dungeons. What she did might actually be worse; when he arrived too drunk to work or speak without slurring, and tried to take her place anyhow, she slapped him in full view of the family, hard enough to put him on the ground, and ordered him to stay out of her sight until he could make it three days without wine. He hasn't yet succeeded.
Silver Linning... We've got a Royal Navy and a place where the Mannis can gather a respactable (if not entierly disiplined) corps of officers for his fleet.Maybe it's the return of the old dynasty. Maybe it's because King Viserys took down Robert, the bloody butcher of Pyke. Or maybe it's because he took down Tywin Lannister, and to their minds he did it "like an Ironborn", paying the Iron Price rather than with gold or with words. Regardless, the Iron Islands sit as firmly by the new king's side as any dragonseed. Calls for independence or renewed rebellion now are not quietly whispered at taverns or bantered between lords, but thoroughly beaten out of whoever was stupid enough to voice aloud the idea of turning on their now-beloved "Stormbreaker."
Hey... We've got pirates... Wholesome pirates even.The Iron Fleet, once destroyed by the Baratheons, is now reborn and sailing the seas alongside mainlander ships instead of hunting them. Under Lord Harlaw, many of the Ironborn have become privateers rather than raiders, accompanying mainlander ships as paid protection through pirate-haunted waters. Some at home might grumble about the Gold Price replacing the Iron Price and the Old Ways being waylaid once again by old Lord Quellon's ideals, but any captain asked seems thrilled. Baelor Blacktyde is claimed to have said, "We get as much gold to shield these Greenlanders as we would from boarding them, and we get to practice the Old Ways on any pirate stupid enough to cross us! Iron and Gold do us better together than either did alone."
Hopefully, Theon won't need to pull a latecomer and arrive to the moot late.Balon Greyjoy is, by the words of the few servants that see him, unwell. What little hair he clings to is wiry and white, he is barely eating, and his mind seems farther afield with each day; he is said to fall silent for hours, staring out into the bay, then without prompting or incidence begin to scream at his father, or his brothers, or his sons, or simply put forth incoherent frothing while rushing about the ruins of Pyke; other times, he is said to be found scrabbling for bugs in the stonework or noisily slurping at standing water. It is quickly becoming a question of when, not if, someone new will sit on the Seastone Chair.
Great, more chaos in the wake of Bobby B.Succession is the word on the minds of all as many Crownlands houses are now in question – chief among them Rosby and Duskendale. Renfred Rykker, the last Lord of Duskendale, died with Robert at the Trident, leaving behind two daughters and a pregnant wife. Rosby, meanwhile, has the sole remaining member of its house rotting in the Black Cells. There are no less than seven claimants unsubtly waiting in the wings for Lord Rosby's inevitable sentence and loss of his seat.
Oh oh, I'm getting flashbacks to a certian smiling knight... and a Kingswood brotherhood.Éoland Wendwater, a veteran of the Golden Company, has claimed the vacant Wendwater seat and quickly begun gathering unlanded horsemen and archers of the Company to his side. Lord Éoland speaks of forming a company of men to mind the kingswood and protect smallfolk within from predation by bandits. Others, however, are distrustful given that they remember the Kingswood Brotherhood … among them the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard and the Hand of the King.
Glad to see our man is getting a reputation. We need it.Grand Maester Jace (as he is coming to be known to the folk of the Crownlands) has been a godsend, they say. His work in treating the few survivors of the Screams found within the Black Cells has made him a saint among dragonseeds, highborn and low alike.
Vampire Summer islander?A Summer Islander ship, tall with billowing sails and loud with a boisterous crew, was said to be sighted entering the Blackwater Bay by watchers on Dragonstone and Driftmark, but has not appeared in any port, and is not known to have departed the Bay. No ships have reported seeing this alleged vessel in their travels through the Bay, nor any signs of a wreck for that matter.
A smile, on Stannis' Face?!New hope rises for House Baratheon! After finding its future on a knife's edge with only a greyscaled daughter (and countless bastard nieces and nephews) to Lord Stannis' name, Lady Selyse has sent word that the blessings of R'hllor shine upon her house – she is pregnant. Rumours fly around, most being variations on themes of Lady Selyse being a witch who has gotten with dark powers for her new baby, but no rumour is quite so wild as the one that says upon receiving the news, a smile came to the infamously stony Lord Stannis' face.
Glad to see Jon is home and wellSome maesters say that history does not repeat itself but rhymes with itself, and surely future students of history will use House Connington as an example. Ser Ronnet and his bastard son Ronald Storm have been sent into exile as Lord Jon has returned to reclaim his family's seat and lands, with the blessing of the Crown. Lacking a wife and heirs of his own, he has named his estranged cousin's children, Raymund and Alynne, to be his heirs. The children have remained in Griffon's Roost of their own accord, or so Lord Connington says. This does fit with another piece of news, yet another rhyme of history: that Ser Ronnet has become an irascible and persistent drunk.
I smell an opertunists...Men cloaked in green and bearing the turtle of House Estermont have been sighted roaming the Stormlands since the tail-end of the war. Sightings of them have ranged from Storm's End to King's Landing, even as far as the Stoney Sept in the Riverlands and Casterly Rock, of all places. Lord Aemon claims no men of his house or banners have left Greenstone, and he has asked the Crown to declare a reward for these false Estermont men to be turned in with any found in their company, which he will gladly pay in full.
Beric... What the fuck are you doing? A Frey! madness!Blackhaven has sent forth ravens declaring the firstborn child of Lord Beric and Lady Allyria to be Ashara Dondarrion. This is possibly the tamest news to come from Blackhaven, as red priests, scions of House Dayne, hillsmen from the Vale, and even Septon Luceon Frey are said to have been seen coming and going from the castle.
Great, more succession crisis. hopefully they can deal with it themselves.House Caron's seat of Nightsong is currently being held by some wayward men-at-arms of House Frey and recently-widowed Mylenda Caron, as she claims herself to be the sole legitimate heir, and her three-year-old daughter Perra Frey is to inherit from her. The late lord's bastard half-brother Rolland Storm has angrily protested this, and means to petition the Crown for legitimacy to reclaim his home and evict his grasping cousin.
Well... be glad we didn't burn you down like the Field of Fire.Highgarden has become a much moodier place than in years past, with Garlan Tyrell tilting at shadows, Ser Loras moving about his family's keep like a ghost when he bothers to be seen at all, and long whispered conversations taking place between Lord Mace, his wife, and his mother. Lady Margaery has taken to being seen outside Highgarden more than within, and is supposedly on a first-name basis with half the smallfolk in the nearby town. Lord Willas has taken to accompanying her of late on these sojourns from the castle walls.
Glad to see Sam and Dickon getting along in this timeline.Lord Dickon is said to have been floundering of late, finding himself so unfit for lordship that his sister and mother manage most of Horn Hill's business when they are not trying to find him a wife and quickly produce a new heir to House Tarly. Apparently his relationship with his older brother has never been better, now that they live in different places and their father is out of the picture – ravens fly back and forth from the Citadel at such a rate that some lords have taken to handing requests to House Tarly, knowing the Tarlys are more likely to get a prompt (and actually helpful) response than they are.
Hey now Florents... We can help with lots of things... we do not need another civil war.House Florent's star is on the rise, and this has already led to conflicts with House Redwyne and House Tyrell. Lord Alester has been telling anyone who will listen (and many who would rather not) about his family's strong links to the Gardener kings of old, and has taken the unprecedented step of paying his taxes directly to the Iron Throne rather than to House Tyrell. Ser Imry has, according to some, taken to taunting the imprisoned Lord Paxter in his off hours, a charge that he strenuously denies.
On one hand good, we need honor and virture.Septons in the Starry Sept have taken to giving sermons about virtue and moral character, declaring that the greatest among men is he who cannot be tempted or led astray by distractions and fancies. Septas, meanwhile, have apparently been stressing obeisance and submission as holy qualities to the young ladies in their care.
Freys... why did it have to be freys?Honeyholt has become a hive of activity as lordship has come into dispute after Lord Warryn's death in the Restoration. Among the two more prominent, if unlikely, claims being pressed are two different Lords Robert Frey, spurred on by their mothers Jeyne and Beony. Younger sisters of the late Lord Beesbury, they have fallen a long way from their early days of sisterly companionship, each accusing the other of trying to bribe, bully and bewitch their way to the top.
oh... wait, what?!Lady Mellario has returned from her long summering in her homeland of Norvos. She has sent a raven congratulating the King and Queen, and expressing regrets she was unable to attend their coronation. Her letter also speaks of many gifts that she hopes to bestow upon her daughter and grandchildren when she can see them. She has taken up residence in the Water Gardens, to accommodate the large household and retinue that accompanies her, but she makes her way to Sunspear with regularity.
Something tells me this family diynamic is worse then ours... and ours is pretty screwed up.From the Master of Whispers: A palanquin of hers does, at any rate – it arrives early in the morning and leaves after supper, with Martell men escorting it each way. My brother's wife continues to be unreconciled with our family, but she at least has the good sense to keep up appearances. I suspect she sends our men away from the Water Gardens each day so she doesn't feel like she's being watched by us. I am doing nothing to dissuade her of that fantasy.
Ah, opertunist.I likewise suspect she waited until crowns actually sat upon your heads before she even commissioned a ship from Norvos, and hopes to bend my niece to her will now that Arianne is Queen Consort. These things I cannot prove, but I know enough of Mellario to trust not one word from her hand nor one breath from her mouth, and neither should Your Graces.
Hm... Well hopefully it works, we don't need another blood feud to deal with.The Marcher lords of Dorne seem to have taken the king's messages of justice over vengeance, and working towards a lasting peace, closely to heart: relations between them, and the Marcher lords of the Reach and the Stormlands, have been noticeably improving. Noteworthy among these is a proposed betrothal between Lord Wyl's newborn heir and House Dondarrion's firstborn daughter, and House Tarly has enquired after suitors of Dorne for their unwed members.
Quaint.I have heard that Melessa Tarly has enquired about Lord Franklyn Fowler's daughters, and if they are suitable to wed to young Lord Dickon. Nymeria was quick to tell me that neither would be amenable to such a marriage, but did not go into much detail. I do not think Lady Tarly knows this. But, she is a Florent by birth – if she is able to parlay this inevitable rejection into a consolatory engagement between her eldest daughter Talla to Prince Quentyn, the Florents will be even stronger than now. My brother will be mindful of this, but I believe you would wish to be as well, Your Grace.
Can we kill him?Lord Geoffrey Dayne of High Hermitage has disinherited and exiled his son Ser Gerold, in an effort to mend ties with young Lord Edric of Starfall and Lady Allyria of Blackhaven. The 'Darkstar', as he proclaims himself, is said to have gotten deep in his cups before he questioned Lord Edric's parentage and referred to his lady cousin as a 'Stormlander whore'.
Yeah, we're going to kill him.Lord Geoffrey, if you can believe it, is obscuring the worst of his son's outburst. He insinuated that Lord Edric is a bastard born to Ashara Dayne by Lord Stark (which would conveniently put his line in contention to inherit Starfall, and the sword called Dawn) and he implied to have intimate knowledge of Queen Arianne. Normally, I would not bring this to your attention (and as an aside, I know his claims to be complete falsehoods: I have never trusted that boy, and never let him out of my sight whenever he was in the same lands as Arianne, let alone the same keep) but Gerold Dayne is a dangerous and grasping young man, and there is no telling what he might do now that he has nothing to lose. I will keep eyes on him and monitor him closely.
This smells like a trap.Ser Gulian Qorgyle, with the blessing of his father Lord Quentyn, has invited Archmaester Perestan and select students of his, along with any members of House Tyrell who are interested, to come to Sandstone. He claims to have found the lost army of Harlen Tyrell, somewhere in the sands between Hellholt and his home, and believes that there may be historical value to the find.
that is... wise.To be quite truthful, I do not know if this is accurate, or if Ser Gulian means to take the Reacher men for fools. I would like to pretend that the latter is more believable, as Harlen's garrison is said to have set out from Hellholt for Vaith to attack Sunspear – the opposite direction of Sandstone entirely – but as a Dornishman I have no difficulty believing that a Reacher army could get that turned around in the deserts. If it is true, this will no doubt serve as an unhappy lemoncake to end the Fat Flower's feast of humiliation that has been this year.
Bloodraven, is that you?From beyond the Wall come whispers of a mysterious man appearing in many settlements and approaching hunting parties. He is said to be pale of hair and skin, garbed in black and red, and bearing a sword made of flame. He speaks of an ancient enemy and is beginning to muster an army of Free Folk to combat it. When some others of the Free Folk approach him, with intent to attack or drive him off, he's said to vanish as if he was never there.
Good god, that reminds me of the fires near my home earlier this year...Sarnor and the cities of Slavers' Bay have not seen the true sun in weeks, as the sky is ever clouded by the choking ash and smoke from the burning of the Great Grass Sea and Vaes Dothrak. The air itself is red in the easternmost Free Cities, and there has been a series of brutal repressive actions taken in Qohor against R'hllorite revivals in the midst of such a clear omen.
We have Awaken the Ents. Fear us!A small khalasar, numbers dwindling and desperation rising, was cut off and unable to retreat into the mountains with the rest of the Dothraki Remnant in the face of Alesander's pillage. Instead, they turned north, and fled into the forests of Ifequevron. The few of Alesander's men brave enough to scout into the realm of the trees have found no trace of the khalasar, and a few madmen among them claim to have seen trees move and speak to one another.
Lets go kill a kraken boys!The Ibbenese are said to be out in force with their massive ships after a small trading fleet was lost at sea. Survivors speak of many different horrors, from a kraken that became a man and then a kraken again, to a dread serpent like a dragon without wings, to a pale and battle-scarred leviathan – though any who claim to have seen one swear they never saw any others, and proclaim their witnesses to be liars.
Wait, I thought Sam was the Heir of House Tarly?Lord Dickon is said to have been floundering of late, finding himself so unfit for lordship that his sister and mother manage most of Horn Hill's business when they are not trying to find him a wife and quickly produce a new heir to House Tarly. Apparently his relationship with his older brother has never been better, now that they live in different places and their father is out of the picture – ravens fly back and forth from the Citadel at such a rate that some lords have taken to handing requests to House Tarly, knowing the Tarlys are more likely to get a prompt (and actually helpful) response than they are.
I wouldn't say that.Wait... Harrenhall is a sight of a triumph of humanity and decency... and possibly starting the curing of that cursed place?
Jesus, this is an AU... nothing good happens in Harrenhall.
That was more Tywin and Arya stealing every scene they were in.I wouldn't say that.
We got a pretty cool Original Arc in the Show that was never in the Books out of it, didn't we?