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The Princess of Blades (Naruto/Exalted)

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notthepenguins said:
Technically, Solars get two cap-breakers; one that lets them buy an extra dot of Essence, gaining its benefits on activating the charm (and flaring totemic and eating a bunch of Limit), and one that reduces the minimum Essence and Ability scores for Charms in a given Ability by 1.
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IIRC theres a third, but its even more out of reach.

If the unconquered sun dies, every solar gets one essence + instantly (as well as hatred of whoever did it). In theory this is ever repeatable if a new Sun is appointed, i think.
 
Yog said:
[X] Book it
-[X] Distraction: Sexy Jutsu, Reverse Harem Edition!

Let's see how the most powerful jutsu in narutoverse stands up to the might of an irritated solar female.
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Funny as it may be, I'm pretty sure Naruto hasn't come up with this variant yet, as it canonically is revealed in the battle with Kaguya. Given his reaction to Konohamaru's Sexy: Boy on Boy Technique following the timeskip, it likely isn't something that would even occur to him just yet.
 
[X] Book it
- [X] Distraction: Sexy Jutsu, Mass Naruko Technique!

Just on the principle that more confusion equals a better chance of escape. Not naked sexy jutsu; we don't want her seeing red.
 
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Yog said:
Let's see how the most powerful jutsu in narutoverse stands up to the might of an irritated solar female.
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Naruto doesn't know the reverse harem sexy jutsu yet. He has yet to go on his training trip where he learns the prerequisite reverse sexy jutsu that he shows on the first chapter on shippuden.

I think he developed that after going through puberty and receiving the talk from Jairiya. >.>
 
You know what?

Naruto: I didn't see anything but your pretty hair!
Tenten: -swoons-

-some time later-
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Minato: So... how did you meet your girlfriend?
Naruto: I accidentally peeped on her in the bath and blurted out that she had pretty hair.
Minato: Ah, that explains it.
Naruto: What?
Tenten: Take this zombie ninjas! I HAVE ALL THE GOLDEN SUN DRAGON EXPLODING TAGS, ALL OF THEM! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Minato: ...
Naruto:...
Minato: She reminds me of your mother.

I ship it.
 
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Lalzparty said:
@Crilltic, just to make sure, is there a vote that would actually result in Naruto's castration or death?:V
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No unfortunately Tenten is the forgiving sort.

...not that Naruto actually knows that of course.
OverReactionGuy said:
Naruto doesn't know the reverse harem sexy jutsu yet. He has yet to go on his training trip where he learns the prerequisite reverse sexy jutsu that he shows on the first chapter on shippuden.

I think he developed that after going through puberty and receiving the talk from Jairiya. >.>
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Yeah, Naruto doesn't know that jutsu yet. Only the regular Sexy Harem Jutsu
 
[X] Book it
- [X] Distraction: Sexy Jutsu, Mass Naruko Technique!
 
Yog said:
No chance of coming with it on the spot? I mean, he probably saw Kakashi and Sasuke (nearly) naked (multi day missions, communal bathing, etc), so he could probably go with their images on the spot.
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He knows the sexy technique is distracting, but he doesn't really understand why. I don't think he's twigged that he'd need to invert it for girls.
 
[X] Book it
- [X] Distraction: Sexy Jutsu, Mass Naruko Technique!

Because I honestly see him doing this. It feels too IC. Although blurting out what he was honestly thinking is as well, but might be better saved for when he's cornered.
 
I think this tally makes a decent case that we should use some type of preference vote, but since we're not...

Let's vote strategically here. Everyone, on the Naruko!
Adhoc vote count started by Baughn on Mar 27, 2017 at 10:03 AM, finished with 3897 posts and 58 votes.
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[X] Book it
- [X] Distraction: Sexy Jutsu, Mass Naruko Technique!
 
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