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The Other Path [RWBY SI] [AHOIAC AU]

Shade-EA has recently opened. What is the first thing you will buy?

  • THE WAIFU-PACK.

    Votes: 639 33.5%

  • THE MOE-PACK

    Votes: 65 3.4%

  • THE CUTE DAUGHTERU-PACK

    Votes: 176 9.2%

  • THE YANDERE ROUTE

    Votes: 278 14.6%

  • EXTRA SKINS. COOL SKINS. LOTS OF SKINS.

    Votes: 36 1.9%

  • FANCY HATS.

    Votes: 121 6.3%

  • Coffee. All other options are lies! I HAVE SEEN THROUGH YOU, ZA SHARUDO!

    Votes: 591 31.0%
  • Total voters
    1,906
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Ganurath said:
She immediately follows up by saying that she doesn't mind sharing Wren with another girl, implicitly Zhelty.
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Ah, the benefits and flaws of the Shade-EA™ WAIFU-PACK. More waifus than you could ever possibly want and the possibility of them banding together to get what they want.

It is surely a double-edged sword.

Magnificent, is it not?
 
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Shipping Chart
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    • Tentative Shipping Chart

    Let's give more ships to people. This way, you can fight each other to the death in the Waifu Crusades.

    WrenXZhelty: Shielded Bird
    WrenXChez: Burning Canary
    WrenXGorm (Hey, I'm an equal opportunity writer): Bird Nest.
    WrenXZheltyXChez: Mad Midget Train.
    WrenXRuby: Road Runner
    WrenXYang: Elder Siblings
    WrenXBlake: Shadow Canary
    WrenXWeiss (Hey, we all know the fanfiction writers are incredibly horrible people): Family Bird
    WrenXPyrrha: Conquered Conqueror
    WrenXJaune: Bird Knight
    WrenXRen: W-Ren. (SEE WHAT BRILLIANCE THIS IS)
    WrenXNora: Pancake Pecking
    WrenXCinder: Midnight Song.
    WrenXEmerald: Hidden Layers
    WrenXNeo: Mirror Bird
    WrenXMercury: Fight Club. (We do not speak of this)
    WrenXPenny: Clockwork Canary
    WrenXGoodwitch: Troll Keeper.
    WrenXSalem: Caged Bird.
    WrenXWinter (Again, squicky fanfiction writers are squicky): Ara-Ara~ Bird
    WrenXAny Cat Faunus: Unlikely Lovers
    WrenXAny Fluffy Tailed Faunus: Fluffy Tail

    WrenXAnyone else: You Decide. Epic Waifu Battles of History.

    SHADE-EA denies any and all accusations of willfully engineering a Crusade over the perfect Waifu or Ship. That is a blatantly false accusation enacted by detractors of the WAIFU-PACK.

    For 5$ extra, you can buy the especially rare, and incredibly lunatic, ULTRA-WAIFU-PACK. Which includes alternate costumes, extra scenes, and Chapters 7 and 8 which actually conclude the storyline. What. You thought we would give you a completed story even after you paid for it? Sheesh! The gall of you people!

    For 10$ extra you can also get the Alternate Highschool Setting. "HighSchool The Other Path AU". Or play in the normal game with Highschool and Teacher costumes unlocked.

    For 15$ extra you can play a side-story entitled "Salem's Fantastic Adventures in Getting Senpai to notice her".

    For 60$ extra we will send you a real, life-sized figure of Zhelty Malen. She's so small, we can actually have her figure printed without scaling!

    Remember that SHADE-EA loves you, and you must play responsibly.

    See you next Update, where we will finally fix character animations and properly show off our new, latest, MOBILE GAME. Because you all have phones, right? Cause if you don't...what are you even calling yourself players for!? Tsk! Tsk!
     
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    • See, I know you're joking, but some of those prices actually seem pretty cheap knowing the kind of overwork you'd be likely to do on some of them.
    You wouldn't be able to help yourself, and the reader would get some really cheap commissions for their length.
     
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    NinjaMAster said:
    See, I know you're joking, but some of those prices actually seem pretty cheap knowing the kind of overwork you'd be likely to do on some of them.
    You wouldn't be able to help yourself, and the reader would get some really cheap commissions.
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    Well, yes and no. Technically, I'd just have to make a DRM! Then, once I've done it for one person, and another wants it, I resell it to them for no added effort!

    And they can't share it because there's a DRM I have paid utter MILLIONS to get to work!

    What is that about hackers' Nah! Who'd hack my work! And the DRM requires you to be connected to the internet, always, and sends me data, and makes your PC go slow, but-but it's for the best!

    It's always for the best!
     
    And pirates would have to choose between cracking the drm, or manually typing it all out and formatting it.

    Tough choice.
     
    Unless you are using twins as shorthand for "a set of twins" rather than the plural of twin, which you can because English is constantly drunk.

    You can also have three twins in one place if there is more than one set, which makes the whole situation even more linguistically convoluted and opens up the door to even more shipping possibilities.
     
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    I think there should be a coffee option, but have wren shade drunk coffee yet or only tea?
    ShadeXCoffee is the only options that floats
     
    Well, the Mad Midget Train is the only true choice and I will fight anyone who says otherwise to the death!
    Truly a great thing when the author is the one throwing the shippers at eachother...
     
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