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Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Three
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Three

The sky was blue, the birds were chirping, and I was being dragged across the streets. That would have been the norm, usually, but this time the problem was that I couldn't attempt to escape. Not that I actually wanted to escape, but perhaps I had to find a solution to the height difference.

As things went, Gorm was chuckling behind me, and I was glaring back at his amusement at my expense.

In the end, the best solution was obvious in hindsight.

With both teammates on my shoulders, I could actually walk properly without being hunched over.

"We're making a scene!" Zhelty hissed, her face red.

"Eh," I would have shrugged, but I reckoned that would have been too much, "When are we not making a scene?"

"I like being carried," Chez giggled from my other shoulder.

"Team Juniper should already be here," Gorm mused. "See anything from your vantage point?"

"Ahoy matey," Chez answered in her best pirate-like impression, "I see a crowd!"

"And where there's a crowd there's a famous person," Zhelty finished. She patted my head. "Now let us down."

I chuckled and did just that, much to Chez' pouting. We proceeded towards the crowd by the city docks, and as a few journalists were actually present on the scene, I recognized Pyrrha standing in front of her teammates, trying her best to keep a polite smile on her face even when the journalists harrowed her with questions.

"How does it feel to be back in Argus after so long?" one journalist asked her, microphones being pushed pretty much into her face.

"It is always bliss to come back home where I studied and started my long journey into becoming a huntress," Pyrrha answered as politely as she could. Nearby, Jaune and Ren were being swamped by the crowd and literally pushed out of the way so that more photographers could take pictures of Pyrrha.

"H-Hey!" Nora's voice echoed as she shoved a couple out of the way, "Renny! Grab my hand!" she yelled, extending her arm as much as possible towards her teammate, who seemed to have become one with the crowd instead, letting it push and move him around like in the currents of a turbulent sea.

Jaune didn't fare any better. He was pretty much a mop of blond hair letting the crowd drag him wherever they wanted him to go, though his arms remained high in the air. "Pyrrhaaaaa-" his cries for help didn't go unheard, but unfortunately it was a bit hard for Pyrrha herself to come to his rescue.

I sighed, waited a few heartbeats, and then glanced at Chez who was looking up at me with a grin.

"Chez," I said amiably.

"That's my name," Chez said with a grin, "But you can call me honey, darling, purrfect and anything cute you can think of now," she winked, "But I guess you want me to help them?"

"If you'd be so kind," I answered with a chuckle.

Chez disappeared from sight, and in a matter of minutes the crowd shifted as an invisible force moved through them. One at the time, the members of team JNPR were pulled with determination away from the ever-shifting crowds and next to us.

"Oh!" Jaune was the first to recover, "How did I get over here?" he asked, blinking in surprise.

"Chez gave you a hand," Gorm answered, before glancing at Pyrrha standing at the very center of the crowd. "She'll be a bit harder to get. Want me to drop you from high above?" he asked next, looking at me.

I rubbed my chin, "Nah, I've got a better idea!"

I placed both of my hands in front of my mouth, and then took the deepest breath I could. A small Schnee Glyph appeared between my cupped hands, and as I blew the cold winds of the Northern Pole materialized through, the Ice Dust withing my gauntlets shimmering and dropping ever so slightly.

"Pyrrha!" I spoke at the end of the breeze, and the voice echoed carried by the wind and the Dust, forcing the crowd to part under the gentle, yet firm gale of the frozen north.

A small path of ice formed on the ground where my wind had gone, and as I amiably extended both of my arms, I began to walk on it towards her. "Pyrrha Nikos!" I exclaimed loudly again, "Fancy meeting you here!" I laughed, "Want a rematch one of these days?"

Pyrrha blinked, even as the crowd around us grew wilder all of a sudden. She smiled, understanding dawning on her. She walked closer to me, and grinned. "Sure!" she said mirthfully, "This time it will end up going differently however!" she said with a fake boisterous voice.

"Oh, I can't wait to see how much you've improved then," I said with a sly grin, before extending my right hand for a shake which she returned. Then, I absentmindedly began to walk towards the edge of the crowd, Pyrrha following me, "I have to say I didn't really expect to meet you here, must have come to visit the family then?"

As she answered with her brows furrowing ever so slightly, realization dawned on her about what I was doing just then, and a giggle threatened to leave her throat the next.

Once at the very edge of the crowd, who had meanwhile gone from an encirclement to a followers' group, I winked at my teammates and mouthed four simple words.

And now we run.

And thus we all ran. The crowd didn't catch up with what we had done until we were already clear of them, and as we found our bearings in a cramped side alley, I couldn't help but chuckle. My chuckle was echoed by pretty much everyone else, even as Pyrrha shook her head in disbelief.

"The Headmaster said that you'd fill us in on what we're supposed to do," Jaune spoke with a slightly nervous whisper, "but he did say it was incredibly important."

"We might end up saving the world, or we might end up destroying it," I answered with a shrug, "It's a fifty-fifty."

Jaune blinked, and chuckled, "But seriously-"

I seriously stared at him. He blinked and looked at Gorm. Gorm returned the serious look. He turned towards Zhelty, she too held the serious gaze. Finally, he settled on Chez. Since her gaze was serious too, it was pretty clear that this was truly about the end of the world, and not just an exaggeration.

He groaned. "You're being serious."

I gave him an awkward smile. "I'll explain once we're somewhere more private. In the meantime, try to enjoy your time in Argus. Couple of days, and then we'll coincidentally meet again by the mission board."

"We're saving the world by staying in Argus a couple of days?" Jaune remarked, puzzled. "Sounds...sounds like an easy thing. I mean, what could possibly go-"

My hand slammed into Jaune's mouth and my fingers pinched his tongue sharply. "Listen here, young man," I hissed, "There are words that must never be spoken, knowledge that must never be shared," I growled. "And things that could make God-Planets burn. And that sentence right there is the number one thing you should never, ever, say. Walk in the parks have become dangerous treks for survival because of that sentence, I have seen easy milk runs turn into devastating slogs, and I remember when the GarbageNam war was said to be a cinch, an easy, run of the mill training that would never ever go wrong and instead, instead we trekked into-"

As my eyes stared ahead, glazed over as the traumatic experiences resurfaced to their full might, Gorm quietly patted my shoulder. "Now, now," Gorm said, trying to sound like a gentle nurse with a Vacuo Happy Juice in hand, though he didn't have such happy juice in hand, unfortunately. "It's all right. It's all right. The GarbageNam can't hurt us anymore. We left it behind us-"

"Some weren't so lucky," I croaked back, "Some carry it with them, forever in their hearts and minds-"

"I think Jaune has learned his lesson," Ren said as gently as he could, "could you let go of his tongue now, please? I think he's forgotten how to breathe with his nose."

I took a small breath, and then let go. Jaune gasped, gagged and then shook his head. "Man," he swallowed, "sorry about that."

I shrugged, "It's all right. So, enjoy your impromptu holiday and see you in two days. Be prepared for a very long trek through the countryside, the desert and then Vale, so if you want to stock up, now's the time."

Jaune nodded at that, and we'd have all gone our separate ways afterwards only to meet later on, if not for Nora piping in.

"Wait. So you're not going to have a rematch?" she asked, her eyes glinting with unforeseen mirth and perhaps troll-like amusement, "I want to get even on my last bet!"

Gorm turned thoughtful at that, "We do have two days of time, and what better way to stir the pot than to make it some kind of official rematch? Everyone's going to know where Pyrrha is if we do that," he added in a hushed murmur, which nonetheless reached my ears.

"And we can bet on Wren, and get easy money," Zhelty mused, "We'll need it to buy a big house."

I looked at Pyrrha with a half-defeated look. Pyrrha giggled, and then her eyes lit with the fires of her competitive spirit. "I've learned a few new tricks," she said with a bright smile, "the Headmaster taught me how to control that power," she added with an offhanded remark. "You might end up eating the dirt."

"Those are fighting words!" Chez hissed back, "Wren's not going to lose, not when he's got the power of love and a cute cat-girl cheerleader on his side!"

Somehow, things snowballed down from there.

Or well, they rolled uphill just to have some running-up space before launching themselves downhill afterwards.

Rematch of the Vytal Tournament at Sanctum Academy! Pyrrha Nikos versus Wren Schnee!

For front row tickets, please see Gorm Roy.
 
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Four
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Four

I took a deep breath.

Ancestors, give me strength.

Elders, witness me.

Battle-brothers, through the breach together!


The history of any family was long, and complicated. I, better than anybody else, truly understood it. We were the sum of our ancestors, and while we could strive to become much more than they had ever been, we could also become something completely different from them.

There was perspective in what I had seen, and learned under Jinn's tutelage.

For what is the greatest triumph of a person, if not to be the very best he can be, and bring honor to his family name? What is the point of the family name and its honor, when there are those who weep and starve? What is the point of standing proud, when pride means nothing?

There were countless opposing views in the past. From those the split of the Schnee family began, and from it the dead claimed their vengeance at last. Yet, I sighed for the thoughts of those that had come before my time bubbled to the surface of my mind, my eyes on the circular arena of the Sanctum Academy, where a crowd that filled every nook and cranny stood.

The Hard-Light Dust shields had been cranked up to the max, under Pyrrha's helpful suggestion. She was confident enough about how the battle would go, and considering how the crowd was taking her side since she was fighting in her hometown, it was pretty clear that I'd have only a small number of fans waving flags in my name.

"Go Go Pyrrha!" a group of extremely excited fans yelled while waving her Chibi-Life face drawn on a large cloth flag. I looked at it and chuckled, much to Pyrrha's embarrassment. Then again, I had my own embarrassment to attempt to expertly glide through as my teammates held on to Wren Schnee scarfs and merchandise.

I seriously needed to have a word with Gorm about his ability to find suppliers everywhere he went. Seriously, was he starting a commercial empire of which I knew nothing about? For shame, Gorm, for shame!

Still my attention returned to the ring, and to my rival.

"You do know I'll do my very best," Pyrrha said. "So if I make you eat the dust real quick, no harsh feelings."

I chuckled, "Likewise, Pyrrha, likewise."

There was a whistle from one of Sanctum's huntsmen, who pretty much just yelled, "Go beat the living shit out of him!" and then the match began.

It began, as with all things, with a charge forward.

I watched Pyrrha's spear come for me, and then gently swatted it away with my bare hands. My gauntlets flew in opposite directions, her polarity hard at work, and yet unable to capitalize on the occasion if I had no intention of fighting with my weapons to begin with.

My fingers gently dug into her spear.

Pyrrha blinked, and attempted to move it.

It did not budge.

"Aura is a great instrument, it is the materialization of the soul, a powerful defense," I remarked amiably, "And a powerful weapon in the hands of someone who has trained to use it to its fullest potential. There are incredible wonders that one can create with it, incredible inhuman feats," I chuckled, and Pyrrha's eyes widened as the realization dawned on her that this wasn't going to be a fight.

This was going to be a teaching moment, in which one whippersnapper suddenly learned what it meant to go against someone willing to fight the final boss of the setting.

It was an amiable moment of learning for Pyrrha.

With two fingers, I gently pushed the spear away and then stepped closer to her. She widened her mouth to suck air in sharply, her feet moving to avoid the blow that slammed into her armored midriff and sent her flying with grace. Her boots sparked as they hit the ground and she slammed her spear down to further slow her push backwards.

The crowd quieted down as a single entity.

"I always thought that it was morose," I mused as I began to walk forward, "That people would forever remember the dead, and not the living," I added with a smile, "I'm thinking of changing that. The living deserve to be loved and cherished just as much as the dead have been praised and honored," I extended a hand to my right side, and there in mid-air a Schnee glyph materialized, pulsed, and then shifted brightly into a weapon made of the Glyph itself.

I hoisted the blade in front of me, a longsword by all definitions, and grinned. "The dead should rest in peace. The living, they should live in happiness."

Then I charged.

The Glyph blade moved as if made of air, sizzling with the pale blue color of the family semblance. What was a sword in its simplest form if not a handle, a guard and a blade? And those could be made with three Glyphs, perhaps a bit molded to suit other shapes, but still viable.

And as it met Pyrrha's spear, the brave girl that would have fought Cinder to her death fought back as valiantly as I knew she would. There was no fear in her mind, but there were small, insignificant worries.

What if he attacks on the right while I'm-

We are our own worst critic. We are the ones who know our own weaknesses the most.

And because we do know them, because we fear them deep within ourselves, they can be exploited.

The longsword left the place to a hammer mid-swing, the momentum carrying on as Pyrrha ducked beneath it, felt frustration rise as I had practically been pushing her backwards and she had yet to go on the offensive, and then small sparks of electricity formed around her body.

It was going to be chalked up to lightning Dust, I reckoned.

Still, she went from being fast to being very, very fast.

The first blow that actually slammed into my frame, I saw it coming, but was not fast enough to avoid it.

The crowd made a few cheers at that, but the next instant I was gone from sight. Only a simple-looking Schnee Glyph rested on the floor where I had been but seconds before.

And then more Glyphs began to spread around the arena.

Small ones began to fall from the ceiling.

Like a gentle snowfall, where they fell they gathered and shone, even as Pyrrha's eyes glanced around searching for me.

There wasn't any fear in her thoughts, but there was worry. Where had I gone? Where was I? Was I hiding in plain sight? Was I using a mirror-trick of sorts?

I was within the very Glyphs.

My right hand emerged from a falling snowflake, and as I grabbed hold of Pyrrha's ponytail I tugged it precisely once before disappearing once more. She turned sharply, and then her feet gave way below her as one of my legs slammed into her calves. She spun in mid-air, seeking purchase on the ground with her spear, but finding none as her spear passed through a Glyph, reappearing from her side and hitting her shoulder at the same time.

I chuckled. "Why are you hitting yourself, Pyrrha?" I said with a gentle voice, my body reappearing in its entirety at the other end of the arena. I smiled, and beckoned for her to come at me with my arms raised in a stance.

"You-just what kind of training did you go through?" Pyrrha muttered in disbelief, shaking her head, "Fine, don't regret this!" lightning sailed across her entire frame, and heat began to boil the very air around her.

I watched her place both of her hands together, and then thrust them forth as a sizzling blast of fire left her fingertips, aimed straight at me.

I watched it arrive.

I let it hit me.

The explosion was similar to that of violent decompression, it rippled across the air and created dust clouds, which quickly turned into drops of water that fell on the ground and became ice.

I stood there, unscathed, in an armor made of interlocked Grimm bone-plates. There was a small scorch-mark where the attack had hit, and as the fumes dispersed, so too did the damage disappear.

I chuckled once more as the armor went away in ashes of pure white.

"Though our body is weak, and breakable," I hummed as I walked forward once more towards her, "Our spirit's indomitable."

I cocked my head to the side and beamed her a bright smile. "Try not to die, okay?"

A hundred Glyphs spread across the air behind me. Only one appeared right in front of me. One blade formed in my right hand. The glyphs behind me shone, pulsing softly as more complicated ones appeared in front of them.

Pyrrha stared.

"I-As if I'd let you!" she exclaimed before rushing forward. In that moment, claws and fangs emerged from the Glyphs scattered on the ground. She nimbly dodged through them, shattering more than a few with her flames and lightning, and as she was inches away from me, the ground beneath her feet disappeared, claws of pure white and blue nails slamming into her entire frame and dragging her backwards, shattering with ease and yet reappearing even more quickly.

A blast of lightning aimed at my face, but I avoided it. A couple of Glyphs behind me shattered from the impact, but far more remained standing. Then, gently, I thrust my sword through the Glyph and the other Glyphs thrummed in answer.

It rained swords.

It was a beautiful spectacle. Pyrrha's aura dropped down in one fell swoop as a dozen of swords struck her at the same time, and as the alarm blared everything disappeared, not a single sword or Glyph remaining on the ground or the air.

Like snow on a hot summer day, it all melted away.

"That-That wasn't Aura," Pyrrha stammered as her eyes stared into mine. "That couldn't be Aura."

"When humanity sees something impossible, it all too easily thinks about miracles, or magic," I said with a click of my tongue. "When, in truth, sometimes the simplest answers are quite easily the best."

And with that said, I slowly unzipped my hoodie to reveal long, thin lines of Ice Dust coating its interior.

Then I winked at her and snapped my fingers, my gauntlets returning to my wrists and settling back into their spots, the mechashift technology paired with a couple of ingenious Gravity Dust mechanisms, the sames that Zhelty had on her shield for launch and release, made it all the easier to have.

"Perhaps you should invest in improving your equipment, Pyrrha?" I said. "Zhelty enjoys fiddling with weapons, if you want some pointers-"

"I'll-I'll keep that in mind," Pyrrha whispered, before swallowing her nervousness and tightening her fists. "Whatever training you did to become this strong-" she muttered, the crowd around us still standing shell-shocked. A few were actually bleeding from their eyes from sheer despair and grief. "Could...could you train me too?"

"Sure," I said with a bright smile. "We'll have to start with the basics however and go from there! We'll make it a team exercise! Everyone will learn the beauty of professor Durden's-"

My teammates were gone by the time I turned to look at them, though Pyrrha was instead apparently ecstatic at the thought of having to work hard to overcome an impossible goal.

Jaune was shivering for some unknown reason, while Ren was gently patting his shoulder.

Nora looked happy at the thought of hitting people while training even more.

But seriously, where had my teammates gone?

They couldn't possibly be traumatized by my training methods now, could they?
 
... For a second there, I thought you went full Sans mode.

Then I remembered that Salem is still lurking in the wings, and that you couldn't have revealed your final form yet.

Yessss....
 
Did Wren pull a Senbonzakura Kageyoshi. God damn now I want this version to meet Shirou from his fate series.

Edit: I reread it I think he pulled a gate of Babylon at the end replace the golden gates with Glyphs.
 
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A hundred Glyphs spread across the air behind me. Only one appeared right in front of me. One blade formed in my right hand. The glyphs behind me shone, pulsing softly as more complicated ones appeared in front of them
In that moment, claws and fangs emerged from the Glyphs scattered on the ground.
Gate of Babylon, or in this case Gate of Kringle. Or Schnee, but Kringle seem to fit more.
 
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Five
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Five

We left Argus in the middle of the night the next day. We each had our backpacks, and the Sunsizzles were loaded with fuel and dust, and linked up so that only the first and the last motorbike were actually rumbling. This was what Zhelty affectionately called the 'Caravan Mode', which not only made fuel consumption lower, but also ensured twice the range.

While the Sunsizzles went with Zhelty driving them, and Gorm was keeping an eye out for potential Grimm troubles further ahead, I was running by the motorbikes' side with team JNPR right behind me.

"We're going to run until we can no longer stand, and then we're going to run even more! Remember, no Aura! Let your lungs burn! It's the good burn!" I said with a chipper voice. "Don't lag behind!" I added while glancing back. On my back, I could feel Chez' presence as she had most aptly decided to volunteer as extra weight. Thus there I was, carrying her and her weapon in addition to mine and the extra weights.

I needed a green spandex suit to truly fan the flames of youth, but since I didn't have that, I just rushed back and forth.

"If you can run just one minute more than yesterday, in one year you'll be able to run three hundred and sixty-five minutes more! If you can pull up one extra kilo a day, in one year-" as I said that, a bright grin on my face, I dimly realized the sparkle of life had left Jaune's eyes, to be replaced with the traumatic and dawning realization that I had not been kidding about pushing them to their utmost limits, and then beyond them.

"Remember, Aura is a crutch! Your equipment is transitory! Your body will fail you, but your spirit is eternal! Strengthen it through the crucible of agony! Forge it on the anvil of pain! Break yourself just so you can rebuild yourself!" as the hours went by, Jaune began to slip slightly behind. It wasn't his fault, really. Well, it was, but he had done pretty well. Pyrrha had been training him, and he was probably way better than he had been at the beginning, but the foundation had been a bit lacking.

Pyrrha had trained him with his weapons, and his skills, but the body-the body had to be trained properly.

"Come on Jaune! Push on! It's when you're feeling like you're about to die that you find your true spirit! Once over the edge of pain, grasp at it! Make it yours! Grit your teeth and push forth!" I said by his side. He gasped for air, and then looked up and blinked. I arched an eyebrow, and then quietly glanced up.

Chez was drinking tea.

The teapot was apparently resting on my head, and she was drinking tea with a pleasant grin.

"Chez, are you taking this seriously?" I asked.

"It's not like I can get heavier," Chez huffed, before teasingly smiling, "I mean, I know a way I could get heavier, but it takes two to tango~"

I rolled my eyes while Jaune stumbled, his face incredibly red. He picked up speed though, and as we stopped for a quick break, I smiled amiably at my newest recruits.

"We're not done yet," I said gingerly. "Now it's combat time! Who wants to fight off a Goliath? Or a Wyvern? I even have a Giant Ancient Taijitu and a Hydra-I'm relatively sure there was a Heracles Nikos that participated in its slaying too," as I said that, Pyrrha blinked.

"How-" Jaune's voice was a wheeze, and even Ren looked a bit winded.

"Training!" I answered back, my right fist clenched in front of him, "Through the flames of training our spirits will soar! Come on then, we'll start easy with an Ancient Armored Beowolf and then move to something a bit more tough, like a humongous Ursa Major-"

Jaune most valiantly did not cry. He had lots of dirt and dust in his eyes later on, and was forced to just crumple on a comfy spot in one of the Sunsizzles' seats, but he fought until he could no longer stand and then remained standing even as the strain of the effort rendered him unconscious.

Ren was the second one to collapse, and he joined the pile. Nora was the third one, and Pyrrha in the end fell last, like the valiant Spartan warrior facing the unending hordes of the upcoming Persians.

"Good...Good warm-up," she managed to wheeze out before falling onto the pile of drained huntsmen, somehow strategically falling as close to Jaune as she could possibly make it without appearing she had done it on purpose. We all knew better, of course.

Still, lunch was a quick affair and we were back to trudging Mistral's countryside. Jaune was the first to wake up and the first to get a taste of what night training would be about, and then it was Nora's turn. And then Ren's. And Pyrrha's.

Perhaps there was some kind of vicious smile on my face as Professor Durden's training methods took a life of their own, the spirit of team JNPR breaking multiple time over the course of the weeks and then forging itself back even stronger than before. Or perhaps it was just wistful thinking on my part, and they had simply finished shedding all the tears they could ever cry.

"Wren, I think you broke them," Zhelty said one fine night while I was busy doing push-ups with just one hand, the other held behind my back while she stood, weapon and all, on my back. Chez was preparing dinner, and Gorm was on the lookout. Team JNPR was doing push-ups just like me, not a word leaving their mouths. Even the normally boisterous Nora was quiet as a mouse, the sheer strain of effort they had to put into training making every single word they spoke a decision to take with the utmost care, for oxygen was precious, and breathing properly even more so.

"That's part of the plan," I said with a grin, huffing and rolling my eyes. "But they'll get better."

"Yes, but that might traumatize them forever, do you want what happened in the GarbageNam to happen again? I can't believe I'm saying this," she grumbled, "but you shouldn't traumatize them more. Maybe give them a rest day? Or two? Professor Durden had you train once a week. They've been training for nearly a whole month!"

"Well, it will be as if they had trained for...what's thirty multiplied by seven?" I scrunched my eyebrows in thought, "Two hundred and ten? That's as if they trained for thirty weeks...it's four weeks a month, so it makes it seven months and a half? And that's nearly a year!" I laughed as I said that. "They'll catch up to you lot soon enough if you don't start taking the training seriously."

"I think they'll end up dead if you don't give them a break," Chez pointed out from where she stood. "A bit of training is all nice and good, but what if they just collapse and don't stand up again? Be reasonable, give the kittens a bit of playtime too!" she huffed and placed a hand on the side of her hip.

"Fine," I said as I stood up, Zhelty somehow hopping on my shoulders and letting her legs dangle around my face. She had conquered mount Wren, and had no intention of getting down anytime soon. She was vicariously living a tall lie, and just thinking about it brought a smile on my face. "All right company! Today the training ends! Now, we're going to go for maintenance training! Once a week!"

To that, everyone on team JNPR stopped, stared at me as if I had grown a second head, and then they collapsed into heaps of crying, tearful misery as they proceeded to hug one another as tightly as they could. Pyrrha was outright nuzzling against Jaune's face, tears of sadness at having to stop my training clearly pouring out of them.

"See what you made me do? They're crying because we're not training as hard anymore," I muttered under my breath.

"I think those are tears of relief," Gorm pointed out while shuddering, "And they're now burning small effigies of you on the campfire, I think they're attempting to exorcise Professor Durden's spirit from you?"

"Ah, I see," I said with a knowing nod. "Our madness is contagious then. I should have known."

"Our madness?" Zhelty planted her elbow on my head and plopped her chin down her open palm, "Your madness, you mean."

"What is mine is yours, so it's our madness," I answered back. In reply, her legs tightened around my neck even as I was relatively sure she was blushing up a storm while being incensed at the same time.

"Yeah! And anyway, I'm mad too," Chez said with a giggle, "We're all mad in here!"

"Speak for yourselves, I am a perfectly sane example of a huntsman to be," Gorm said with a huff, before quietly returning to his carving of a miniature throne room in which wooden puppets shaped like us were standing still, mine wearing a crown and a mantle. "What do you think about the King Wren dollhouse? You think it's commercially viable?"

I had no words for Gorm.

Honestly, I reckoned that the sanest individual was the Sunsizzle itself.

But deep down, I knew that the madness was merely a pretext, a way to chuckle about life's strangeness and move on towards the inevitable, nerve-wracking finale we were headed towards. Yet I didn't want it to end. I didn't want to take that final step into the final battle to end all battles, into the final confrontation that would see the triumph of mankind...or our inevitable destruction.

And thus, thus I was as mad as them, thus I was as clingy as them, thus-

Thus our traveling continued, and the snow-covered Argus left the place to the Mistral plains and forests, and then we took a boat for Vacuo, and landed on the outskirts of a port city.

Team JNPR had grown by heaps and bounds under our tutelage, but were they as good as us? The jury was still open on that. It was still open, and perhaps would never truly be closed.

For we had now the desert of Vacuo to trek through, and yet though the task was daunting...

It felt like coming truly home...

...for what is home, if not a man-eating desert that shows no mercy to the weak and the witless?
 
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The epilogue

Wren Scnhee: King of Atlas
Chez: Spy master
Zhelty: Army General (Sizzling sunrise bike spam)
Gorm: Merchant Guild Leader

Ck2 sequel confirmed!
 
If he live after defeating her then we could have our Salem Waifu DLC with 5 star special edition SummonSalemMaido! TAKE MY MONEY SHADE-EA!!!!!!

No. Sorry. We need to milk this for all that it's worth it.

We're planning one more route and then a final route.

Then we'll release the DLC "Extra Missions" and the DLC "Extra-Extra Waifu." Then we'll make a Game of the Year edition. Then we'll make a Collector's Edition. Then we'll release a new story entitled "Wren 1.1-Remastered" and go from there to get more money.

Oh, and we will also make a sequel which will have only 45% of the original's mechanics, because we realize that our players are clearly too dumb to appreciate mechanics and complicate-gaming scenarios.

Then we'll complain about lack of sales for the sequel and install a hefty DRM.

SHADE-EA.

BECAUSE SHADE (S)CARES!
 
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