"He said that?" Hachiman asked in disbelief.
"Yeah," Chika told Hachiman. "I think he felt bad when he saw you walking back home at night and refusing the limo."
"Can't be that easy with him." Hachiman knew there was a catch.
"Do you hate my father that much?"
Chika has little clue what transpired, but she knows Hachiman immensely disliked him. Hachiman can be petty, but he's never been unreasonably petty. There must be some beef between them that Chika was unaware of.
"Hate is too strong of a word," Hachiman said. "But I don't trust him, not in the slightest. And I would continue to distrust him. Hopefully, you're not taking offense to that."
It was absolutely suspicious how Daichi could come home just like that to have dinner with them. Hachiman is familiar enough with politics to know that free time is the last thing a Minister can have.
Especially since his parents caught the wind of it. They don't know who did it, but they DO know someone is picking up their trails of crumbs. Hachiman found this out when they warned him of a potential stalker who snooped around for the Hikigaya family's information.
Hachiman found that his own parents can be a little elusive at times. He always thought that they were just simple wage slaves. But to be honest, the fact that their records are so clean (except for his father's mishap five years ago, but he was also a victim) made it all the more suspicious.
Hachiman suspect that his father and mother might be far more capable than he liked to believe. Otherwise, reaching their position before they turn 40 is downright impossible.
There might be things that even Minister Fujiwara doesn't know about them...
"Well, he IS a politician, after all." Chika winked, but Hachiman noticed the smile of resignation. "Sometimes, I hate that he is extremely overprotective and only around to lecture me when he thinks I'm only going to mess up."
"You think?" Hachiman raised his eyebrows, weirded out.
"Like, when it comes to two parental extremes, either they're absent and neglectful, or they're smothering and controlling." Chika winced. "In the case of my mother and father, it was the worst of both worlds."
Cripes. At least Hachiman only has to deal with absence and neglect. Otherwise, his parents can be supportive without dictating his or Komachi's behavior.
"Everyone has it tough, I guess," Hachiman said. "But I stand by my point. If possible, I don't want to get involved with your father and his bullshit."
"Understandable!" Chika grinned. "I'll make sure he won't bother you."
Needless to say, Chika might respect her father as a politician but not as a father. Naturally, she knows her father has always done a lot of machinations behind her back.
She was holding back from dismantling everything because she didn't want to anger him before impressing him. Politics, after all, is a long game of buttering.
It is not that Chika doesn't like having higher grades. She doesn't want to stray from her original goal and waste her energy in petty conflicts. Unlike Hachiman, Fujiwara Chika willingly takes the hit if it achieves her goal.
But still, deep inside, Chika's heart wishes Hachiman and her father could get along. But for that to happen, compromises need to be made. And God help anyone who would try to ask them to make compromises.
One thing these two people shared? It is that they're so damn stubborn!
For Chika to obtain sufficient bargaining power, she needed to gather soft power. And what better soft power there is than increasing her grades?
Suddenly, she feels even more motivated since monetary concern isn't just her goal.
She WILL make her father accept Hachiman as her friend.
"By the way, do you have specific food you like and dislike? You often cook Russian food, but I'm asking anyway."
"To be honest, I actually prefer Italians. It's just that Russian food is so much easier to make outside the basic pasta." Hachiman said. "As for things I dislike, it would be sliced fresh tomatoes. If I had a choice, I'd dump them off my plate."
"What a coincidence. I also dislike tomatoes!" Chika brightens up. "What about tomato sauce?"
"Eh, I don't mind. Tomato sauce doesn't actually taste like tomatoes anyway. Plus, they blend with other condiments."
"Right then. Today's dinner is Italian! Tomato is verboten!" Chika happily cheered. "Let's go, shall we."
"I'll wait for you in Shibuya. Call me when you arrive." Hachiman closed his helmet visor and revved away with his bike, leaving near-invisible smoke behind him.
Chika was frozen.
She only realized now. If Hachiman can ride his bike? His travel time got cut in half, if not more. It means there's no opportunity for them to come home from school together anymore.
No walking to the train station, no more holding cutely to his arm, and no more unintentional kabe-don. Did Daichi purposely do this instead of giving Hachiman lenience from the goodness of his heart?
"
Can't be that easy with him." Hachiman's words rang in her mind.
As the Fujiwara limo came to a dead stop due to a traffic jam, Chika took a deep breath.
"MOTHERFUCKER!"
やはり, 彼らが望む告白は間違っている - 藤原編
As expected, the Confession they want is wrong - Fujiwara Chapter.
Original Story by: Watari Wataru and Akasaka Aka
Side Chapter 02 - Fujiwara-san wants to ride along
"Ahhhh." Chika sighed in disappointment.
"Why are you whining? You literally just came, and you're whining." Hachiman asked.
"Hikki-san, wording please." She waved her hand. "That traffic was the absolute worst. I wish I could ride a motorbike, too."
"Now you understand why I decided to get one," Hachiman said. "Miyuki said he won't get one unless he's moving house, but he is saving to get one."
"Is he?"
"I mean, he has a small car license*, but think how much money that would cost, especially the parking cost." Hachiman pointed. "Unless he moved to a renthouse like me, which either has a garage or private parking."
"Next time, you should bring me along," Chika whispered. "I can walk or ride the moment we arrive in Shibuya."
"Crazy talk. Not happening." Hachiman scoffed. "You said you won't get me involved in your father's BS. He has eyes everywhere."
"I did say that, but it is so annoying!" Chika cried. "Can we at least ask for a smaller car?!"
A limousine in a Tokyo traffic jam is certified tedium. Hachiman legitimately wondered if those rich people were insane. A limo can provide comfort, but navigation is hell, and their use of space is inefficient.
"Well, why not ask him?" Hachiman shrugged. "It isn't exactly an unreasonable request. A limo should not be a daily ride, let alone in fucking Tokyo. Even the Imperial Family doesn't use a limo every day."
"Right." Chika winced. "I guess you're right."
It is not like Chika would ask him to buy one so she could drive it herself. She'd be crucified should that happen. But still, it was disappointing that Hachiman didn't get the hint.
Chika wants to enjoy the limited time they have. She only has one week of private time with Hachiman, with no other girls pestering him, especially with the upcoming golden week before the exam since Hachiman will go on a vacation with his family.
"Speaking of which, your family will vacation to Hiroshima, right?" Chika asked. "When will you depart?"
"We're going Saturday night and return Wednesday night," Hachiman said. "So, not including transit, it's a four-day, three-night vacation."
"You seem excited," Chika remarked.
"I like my mother's side of the family more," Hachiman said. "Even my father prefers her side of the family. Because of the distance, we can't visit them that often."
"I see." Chika nodded. "Your father is a Chiba native, right?"
"Yep."
The two of them didn't waste more time and started studying. As Hachiman recommended, Chika listened to audiobooks as well. Both to increase focus and information absorption.
Should Daichi have seen this scene, this would have been the longest he had seen her sitting still and deathly quiet. Kaguya would have been creeped out. Fujiwara Chika could only sit still, deathly quiet, but never both.
However, information overload is still a thing. Humans can't use 100% of their senses all the time, so they take a short break after one hour of studying.
Chika removed her headphones and stretched herself. Hachiman did the same with his earphone.
"Wanna eat some snacks?" Chika asked. "Low-calorie konjac chips."
Hahchiman wordlessly stared.
"You don't like konjac chips?"
"They're good, but it feels like eating nothing. I'm not getting my money's worth buying them." Hachiman said. "It feels like I'm eating air."
"That is the point." Chika shook the package. "Girls just want to snack on something and not deal with all the calories. In fact, konjac is zero calorie food."
"Are you trying to diet?"
"I'm trying not to load calories. Because whenever I study, I start to crave." Chika whined. "To be honest? I want ramen, but we're this close to dinner, and I'd be too full by then if we eat now."
It was only 16:30 (04:30 P.M.). Too late for lunch and too early for dinner. The French would call this the time for goûter! Unfortunately, the Japanese have no such thing. And ramen would have been too heavy for a goûter anyway!
"We can have ramen for dinner if you want," Hachiman said.
"I thought we were supposed to have Italian!" Chika gawked. "Our family chef might already have ordered the ingredients, too."
Hachiman scoffed. "Ask first, bitch later."
Chika talked with the kitchen staff. She asked if they had things prepared beforehand. Sure enough, they bought pasta. It seemed that the Fujiwara family doesn't eat pasta that often, if at all.
"We already have wheat pasta." Chika sighed. "I mean, Hikki-san dislikes wasting ingredients, right?"
"We could eat pasta anytime, not like they expire overnight, sis. And why the hell you bought so much?" Hachiman remarked. "But quitters talk. I have a way."
Hachiman had a private conversation with the Chef, who furrowed his eyes first before smiling and nodding in understanding.
"It can be done." The Chef nodded.
"I thought you'd be offended."
"Thankfully, I'm not some food and cultural purist. My client is my king." The Chef twirled his thin mustache. "And it is an interesting experiment."
He signaled Chika with an OK sign. Chika had no clue but awkwardly grinned and nodded in response. So they continued studying.
...
Unfortunately, their peace did not last when Hachiman heard an unfamiliar humming note.
"Oyo, do we have a guest here?" A young woman asked, full of curiosity.
Hachiman's danger alarm immediately sounded as his entire body shook and his eyes widened. It doesn't even take a glance for him to activate his fight or flight instinct.
Just this seductive voice and the sickening fragrance told him enough information.
First-class threat.
Hikigaya Hachiman is a veteran of the battlefields of love. He only had failures upon failures, but after being defeated and disgraced so many times, it would be ignorant to say he didn't learn anything.
Coupled with his experience with Shuchiin students and various workplace acquaintances, Hikigaya Hachiman knows more than his fair share of women.
It is going to be a pain in the ass.
"Ah, neechan, you finally came home?" Chika realized and removed her headphones. "Where have you been? You've been missing all weekend!"
"Just hanging out at a friend's place." She smiled.
"Which friend? You didn't tell us at all." Chika suspiciously jeered.
Friend, huh.
Hachiman almost certainly doesn't believe it. Hachiman would tell them if he was outside for more than one night, even if his parents rarely home.
Toyomi noticed the unfavorable look on the younger kids and decided to swiftly change the topic. "Is this handsome boy a boyfriend of yours?"
"No." Hachiman and Chika responded in a similarly deadpan manner.
"This is Hikigaya Hachiman, the PR Manager of the Shuchiin Student Council and my friend." Chika introduced him. "This is Fujiwara Toyomi, my elder sister and eldest daughter of this family."
Ah, Hachiman already knows. But now it has been confirmed.
At first glance, their style might contrast each other. Chika rarely wears makeup, if at all, highlighting her youthful innocence. And she always dressed conservatively, at least in front of Hachiman.
However, despite her sultry look and sensual clothing, their face has an uncanny resemblance with each other, much like Chika and Moeha.
"Nice to meet you." Hachiman politely nodded.
"Thank you for taking care of my little sister." Toyomi sat beside Hachiman and smiled. "I've heard someone is helping her study. I didn't expect it was someone good-looking and around the same age. Chika-chan sure has good taste in men."
Thot alert. Thot alert. Thot alert. Thot alert.
Hachiman had it bad enough with semi-innocent girls at high school, where he'd have to ninja dodge his female schoolmates when they were too affectionate.
But young college women are something else.
For all his confident and decisive attitude, Hikigaya Hachiman is extremely weak to the presence of girls around his age or older!
"It's such a waste, though, since father banned you from dating." Toyomi smiled. "What about me, Hikigaya-kun?"
As Toyomi clearly leaned to Hachiman, he somehow disappeared from sight and reappeared beside Chika.
"Eh?!" The Fujiwara siblings both gasped.
"What?" Hachiman questioned.
"For the record, this boy is popular at school," Chika said, a hint of pride in her voice. "Just getting close to him is already a privilege."
Hachiman wanted to argue against Chika, but it wasn't like she was wrong. Hachiman wasn't sure how many brain-dead girls existed in Shuchiin for liking someone as rotten and unrefined as he was.
Hachiman can understand people liking Shirogane Miyuki. Fake as it may be about talents and charisma, Miyuki is genuinely kindhearted and always helps people in need without needing to be critical and confrontational.
Miyuki is also bloody handsome. More than Hachiman would verbally admit. Aside from his grades and athleticism, Hachiman had few things he could boast about.
His unpleasant personality is not one of them.
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Hachiman said as a matter of fact. "And no, I'm not interested."
"Hahaha, very serious. Onee-chan also likes that kind of guy, y'now." Toyomi licked her lips. "All the more tasty when they give in."
Chika was visibly annoyed, but Hachiman was legitimately creeped out.
"...If you have nothing better to do, please leave," Hachiman said, disgusted. "You're bothering me."
"Ara, why so angry? I'm just trying to be friendly, you know?"
Hachiman looked at Chika with a glance that said. "
Either she leaves, or I will."
Chika knows that look. Whenever Hachiman is like that, even his close female friends are off-limits. Let alone some strangers he just met. However, if Hachiman lashed out, it would've been seen as overtly rude as a guest.
It is the job of the host to manage the rowdy locals. And since their parents aren't here, it's up to Chika to take things into her own hands.
"Nee-chan, please leave," Chika said with a frown.
"You can just ignore me, you know. I won't be loud, I promise!" Toyomi grinned.
Chika and Hachiman pulled out a folded paper pan and slipper, respectively.
...
"You know, Hikki-san, I began to understand why you're so sick about people dragging each other down instead of motivating and competing fairly." Chika stretched her arms.
"Exactly." Hachiman didn't look at her but nodded.
"But really, you're not tempted at all?"
"I'm tempted," Hachiman frankly answered. "Your big sister is objectively pretty and sexy. What's not to like?"
Chika popped a vein and pouted. "Then why did you refuse?"
"It won't work out," Hachiman said as he refilled his mechanical pencil with a new lead. "The mental gap between a college student and a High School Senior is more massive than between a Senior and a Freshman."
"Is it really?" Chika blinked. "I don't think so."
"When it comes to college students, they play with adult rules but still have the temperament of a kid," Hachiman said. "If I threw a tantrum as usual, they'd just call me childish and unwilling to understand or compromise with each other. Yet when they make mistakes, they downplay everything and ask for forgiveness. And then we'd break up like that."
"I was about to argue, but what you said is scarily realistic," Chika grimaced. "I lost count of how many boyfriends she had in the last two years. Are you sure you haven't dated someone from college?"
"No. I never dated anyone, period." Hachiman said. "But I've heard the stories, and they all shared the same pattern."
"Is that so? I'm surprised." Chika whistled. "But I guess it all makes sense, all things considered."
"People like to say I'm more mature than people my age. The truth is, I'm not at all that different." Hachiman pointed upward with his pencil. "I'm just nowhere as open about it."
The illusion of maturity that Hachiman possessed was solely decided by how cold and ruthless he could be. It is not the loud and angry Hachiman people need to fear, but quiet and angry Hachiman.
"I think Hikki-san appears mature and wise because you're self-aware about it, so you act reserved most of the time." Chika grinned as she poked his cheek. "It might be why I and the girls always teased you. It is because we all want to see the real Hikki-san. So I think it would be bad if you start dating Onee-chan and keep yourself even more guarded to keep up with her."
Hachiman blushed a bit and averted his eyes. "Shut up."
But Chika's happiness hearing his response was genuine. It is not that Chika specifically dislikes her big sister. On the contrary, she doesn't mind that Toyomi becomes the way she is, even if her parents are disappointed.
It is just that Chika doesn't want Hachiman to get hurt because her big sister treated him like a toy, and Hachiman was thankfully too smart to fall into her petty tricks.
"Excuse me, Ojou-chan. Should I ask you what broth you want for ramen dinner?" The Chef politely knocked on the door even though it was wide open.
"Ah, what do you want, Hikki-san?" Chika asked Hachiman.
"You don't have to ask for the same thing," Hachiman commented.
"I'm not that picky about ramen, so it's easier to make the same thing for two people, right?" Chika argued.
"Sure, seafood then." Hachiman smiled in resignation. Chika sure wanted to spoil him today, so he gave up resisting.
In Chika's mind, he made a concession by proposing the ramen even though they had planned for an Italian dinner day. So she can't be too greedy. Especially since having matching food is romantic!
"I'll have it prepared. Please wait." The Chef nodded while giving a knowing look.
Ah, youth.
"I'll help," Chika said. "Let's just have a dinner here. Everyone else might not be keen on eating ramen for dinner, anyway."
Duh, what are you, some peasant? Hachiman asked jokingly in his mind. In his opinion, the Fujiwara family seemed to be typical of rich people in Japan. Modest outside and living a lavish life in private.
(Putting aside the limousine, anyway.)
People who flaunted wealth, like the Shinomiya Group, aren't actually the norm. That's why Shuchiin students can blend in with the masses if they don't wear their uniforms.
Only by knowing their personality would you notice the difference in charisma and influence.
"Are? Chika-chan isn't here?" Toyomi entered and sat close to Hachiman, only for him to slide away in response. "You really dislike me, huh?"
"It is not that I dislike you," Hachiman said. "It's awkward being so close with someone I don't know well."
"I see. Then let's get to know each other!" Toyomi cheekily pointed at herself.
Hachiman looked at her with disgust.
"Hmmm, Chika-chan is pretty conservative. I guess that's your type, and you dislike if a girl is being too forward."
"Correct." Hachiman said.
"I guess you dislike outgoing girls, huh? What about gal girls?"
"On the contrary, I have plenty of gal friends." Hachiman refuted. "The ones that aren't walking lie, anyway."
"Really?"
"It is not that I don't judge people by appearance. I am a very judgmental person, in fact." Hachiman said. "But I care a lot more about how they behave than anything."
"I see." Toyomi frowned. "You like it that Chika-chan would behave properly with you around."
Hachiman looked at her.
"Pfft." He scoffed.
"What's with the scoff?" Toyomi cringed. "I'm offended, but now I'm also curious."
"Fujiwara Chika, behave? Don't make me laugh." Hachiman snorted. "She only stays behaved because she doesn't want her father to get mad. I have never seen a home that feels like a prison more than this one."
"See? I'm inclined to agree." Toyomi stood. "Chika-chan is an obedient girl. Unfortunately, it only gave our parents more reason to restrict her."
She walked slowly and then bent over as she stood behind Hachiman. Her beautiful hands draped over his shoulder, almost touching his chest.
"But if it was me, you can do anything with me. Hikigaya-kun." She whispered seductively. "And father could do absolutely nothing about it."
"This is sexual harassment, you know." Hachiman's voice lowered. A mixture of anger and arousal filled his tone. "And you're doing it with a minor right now, so please cease."
"I'd like to call it flirting, though." Toyomi smiled. "And I'm sure you can consent, should you be willing to reciprocate."
"I see." Hachiman grinned and loosened his tie. "Two can play that game."
Meanwhile, Fujiwara Chika was hiding just outside and listening intently. A tray with two bowls of ramen in her hands. She tried her best to stay quiet, but she was panicking.
"Wha-wha-what did he mean with that?"
"Not so rough, Hikigaya-kun!" Toyomi cried. "I don't know if you're into hardcore stuff."
"I'd rather call it a foreplay," Hachiman said.
WHAT?!
Chika was so furious that not only Hachiman lied! But he was willing to soil the sanctity of the study room with unwholesome acts! Going this far, Chika won't let it slide!
They will pay!
As Chika entered the room, she saw her elder sister standing, her hand bound behind her, and her face was covered with a paper with letters written on it.
Chika snorted.
Then she laughed.
"Why are you laughing, Chika-chan?" Toyomi cluelessly asked. "I can't see anything."
On Toyomi's face, the single sheet of paper had a marker all over it, which read: [A thot and a kiddy diddler.]
"Oh, the food is here." Hachiman smiled, satisfied. "Thanks for spoiling me, Fujiwara."
"Mmmh, Hikki-san always indulged my whims at school, so let me be a nice host for you this week." Chika giddily sits beside him. "It is amazing how the pasta texture can change like that!"
"In cooking, the air and the water are often overlooked. However, the difference between pasta and ramen isn't just the wheat grind, but also the acidity."
"I am impressed how out of the box he could go to. Hikigaya-kun proposed to use alkaline water to cook the pasta." The Chef entered and nodded. "The base nature of the water made the pasta springy, but the taste didn't change much."
"Most people would use baking soda, but it would make the pasta bitter," Hachiman said. "Using natural alkaline water doesn't leave as much residue. So, the pasta isn't as bitter as using baking soda. You can wash it off by short boiling in ordinary water or let the broth taste cover it."
"Amazing!" Chika's eyes became starry. "You're both amazing."
In other words, Hachiman's recipe turned pasta into ramen. Most culinary purists would call this heresy. But when it comes to cooking, Hikigaya Hachiman never goes out of his way to make things difficult for himself.
Such is the mindset of a boy who cooks his own meal daily. The same person who makes meat jelly from store-bought gelatin powder!
"Waa, I want to have one, too! Please give me!" Toyomi begged. "It smells so good!"
"Naughty girls don't get dinner." The Chef laughed as he left.
It wasn't until Daichi came (sweaty and breathing hard) that Toyomi could be released from her binding, which he recognized as Hachiman's tie. However, the father gave her an earful about her actions today.
"How do you always appear at such convenient timing, Minister?" Hachiman gleefully asked.
"Right," Chika muttered. "How is it that he always comes home early these days?"
"I apologize for the intrusion." Daichi coughed awkwardly. "That won't happen again. I will make sure of it."
Chika wondered if Daichi hated Hachiman and distrusted him as much as Hachiman did Daichi. It seemed that the rift grew. Or perhaps it was bigger than Chika thought.
"That's bullshit, and you know it, Minister." Hachiman venomously remarked.
...
* IRL Japan, small car license was abolished in 1958