The confession they want is wrong as expected - Season 2 (Kaguya-sama/Oregairu)

Honestly the best way to break all of the other girls is to have Chika meet the other well developed pink haired cutie Yuigahama for that tactical strike to the chest ;):p

Hachiman never met her here. He buckled down, studied hard, and got in to this school instead of his canon one. Yukino doesn't go to Soubu either so hopefully Yui didn't lose her dog to another car or something, or get isekai'd running into the street to save it.
 
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Hayasaka Ai felt stressed out.

She always prided herself on being in complete control when managing her school life, but this situation was an absolute disaster.

It was all because someone barged in and made a splash in a tense but otherwise calm pond.

Yukinoshita Yukino.

What an absolute madwoman.

It wasn't as if she had never entered Hayasaka's radar before. On the contrary, she had always been considered a possible threat. But not in the way that Kaguya or Hayasaka had expected.

Yukinoshita was close to Shijo Maki and seemed to have a strong connection with powerful families in Tokyo. Naturally, anyone from the Shinomiya Family would be wary of her existence.

Hayasaka made sure to include her name occasionally in her work reports.

But as Kaguya's love rival?

No one, not even Hayasaka, considered it. It was safe to say that the entire school had not expected such a thing either. Yet, when the fact were laid out it suddenly clicked.

The possibility was not zero.

Small pieces of seemingly unrelated information came out like leaks in the pipes of an old building. It all culminated in a seemingly believable pile of conclusions.

The possibility was not zero. That was more than enough. Because, up until now, Kaguya had never had any rivals for Miyuki's affections. With that no longer seeming to be the case, Kaguya panicked.

"Yukinoshita and Miyuki? Don't make me sick." Hachiman told Hayasaka. "Those two couldn't possibly be further away from each other."

Hayasaka thought Hachiman could be jealous, but there was no hint of jealously in his words. However, Hayasaka knew that the situation was so urgent that she couldn't ponder Hachiman's real feelings too much. No matter what happened, Kaguya took priority.

But it seemed that Hachiman was also confident about it. Where did that confidence come from? The fact that Hachiman and Yukino had a bond from before?

"Hachiman met that frigid bitch, before we even got to know each other..." Momo told Hayasaka. "They're not exactly friends, but sometimes you'd think they're one step away from being lovers. In fact, I always thought they were dating, but Hachiman kept denying it."

As someone who was the closest to him, Momo would know that fact well. Momo was also suspicious of Hayasaka and made her wariness clear. But Momo was also more than aware of Miyuki's pursuit of Kaguya.

Far too aware.

Without Momo, Miyuki wouldn't put on such a mask and push himself to half-death, trying to pursue the unobtainable Moon Goddess. The aloof and flawless image that Shirogane Miyuki cultivated was the handiwork of Momo after all.

That's why Hayasaka was not being overly careful. She was very open about approaching Momo regarding the latest gossip with no hidden intentions. Momo would be able to sense them right away. Thus, being honest about it would actually dampen any suspicions.

"Shinomiya would be insane to think there's any romance between Miyuki and Yukinoshita. I think she's lost her mind because she got bounced off to third."

Personally, Hayasaka wanted to agree, but she knew the situation was far more complicated than that. Kaguya wasn't a stranger to losing, but that rank of second held a special place for her.

No one else would understand. And these people weren't wrong to see how pointlessly Kaguya was suffering.

"About President planning the Yozakura event with her? Yeah, that's true. I heard it from President himself during our ride on our way there." Momo sneered. "Shinomiya was dense not to realize it was all done for her sake."

Again, Hayasaka would absolutely agree.

Such a deceptively exquisite party... Miyuki probably worked hard for it without the help of the other Student Council Members. However, he would never admit it.

He was every bit as prideful as Hayasaka's mistress.

"Did Shinomiya tell you to ask me?" Momo openly questioned. She was done playing ignorant and decided to confront the matter at hand. Namely, Hayasaka had been a good part of the student council for months at this point, and Momo still couldn't discern her motive.

"Nah. I'm new to the school's elite circles in general, so I'm curious why it blew up now of all times." Hayasaka shrugged and wryly grinned. "It really was the exam, huh?"

Hayasaka was being honest that Kaguya didn't specifically tell her to... precisely because Kaguya refused to say anything at all. Everything that was happening today was Hayasaka's initiative.

Momo squinted, eying Hayasaka discerningly and noticed no hint of fakeness in the other girl's words, so she decided to ease up.

"Yeah, there was absolutely zero gossip involving them before. It came out because of the exam results." Hachiman came and barged into the conversation. "It was people's way to destress. Because gossip involving big names on campus boosts dopamine like you wouldn't believe."

Momo's face saddened. "Hachiman..."

"More than that, it's better to simply raise your hands, let this go, and not interfere." Hachiman gravely said. "Shinomiya projected her own insecurities toward Yukinoshita. If she can't overcome that, then her relationship with Miyuki was destined to fail."

"Yeah, all this time, it was always President who put in some effort." Momo scoffed. "In any case, Shinomiya better shape the fuck up. If she doesn't want him getting stolen, then lay an early claim."

In all honesty, Hayasaka wanted to agree with them. However, not only was she duty-bound to serve Kaguya, but she also didn't want to see her wallow in her own sadness like this.

"What about President?" Momo asked him.

Hachiman shook his head. "If Miyuki opens his mouth now, he will either come off as pitying or condescending, so he's keeping it shut."

It seemed that Hachiman had given up and washed his hands of the entire affair after he failed to convince Miyuki to give up his ego and give a proper confession to Kaguya.

And honestly, Hachiman probably felt mad about it too.

If Miyuki tried to imply that he wanted Kaguya to be there, she might be a lot less mad. Despite her pride, Kaguya would easily overlook it in favor of pursuing a higher objective.

Unlike Miyuki, Kaguya had tons of different sides to her. Some were less prideful than others.

Hayasaka couldn't blame Hachiman for giving up.

Even so...

Hayasaka felt miffed.

Their entire relationship was defined by working together trying to push Miyuki and Kaguya forward by getting them to put aside their pride, destroying their stupid schemes, and working to get them to actually start nurturing a proper and healthy relationship.

But, you cannot help those who don't want help.

Was this really the end of their cooperation?

It couldn't be helped. Hayasaka was a professional. Sometimes, investing in fruitless pursuits was unprofitable. It was just a needless waste of energy.

Yet, thinking about it, Hayasaka felt a sting in her chest.

She felt a cold sensation and looked aside to see Hachiman shoving a cold canned coffee into her shoulder. "It's hard to deal with these dumbasses, so be sure to keep a cool head if you want to survive this reclusive society of awkward people."

As a matter of fact, Hayasaka might legit be the only one who could be considered normal, and Hachiman was more than willing to reinforce that impression.

He was protecting her disguise.

Hayasaka smiled. Judging by the similar canned coffee in Momo's hand, Hachiman probably didn't mean anything special by it. Even so...

It was sweet, in more ways than one. Especially since Hayasaka knew that it was Hachiman's favorite drink and not Kvass.

"Thank you, Hikigaya-san!" She leaned closer and almost kissed his cheek, if not for Hachiman blocking her forehead and pushing her back. "Ouch!"

Still, he could feel her breath on his face and blushed slightly. Momo almost choked, looking at the scene. Hayasaka was really bold.

Gal girls really are way too shameless. But then again, Momo, of all people, had no right to shame others, considering the amount of vulgarity she showed Hachiman herself. And that one time on the spring vacation camp...

"Sorry about it, Ryuju-san!" Hayasaka apologized quietly.

"Pssh, I bet you haven't shown him your body." Momo snorted smugly, then took another sip off the Max coffee can.

Hayasaka widened her eyes and looked at Hachiman in disbelief, but the guy didn't hear the conversation due to the recently plugged earphones.

"Hikki-san! Hikki-san!" Chika arrived in a hurry and then saw the coffee in Hayasaka's and Momo's hands. She pulled out one of his earphones, demanding his attention. "Ehehehe, do you have another? I'm kind of thirsty."

Hachiman looked at the coffee in his hand. It was actually his last one. "No. This is my last one."

"WHY?!"

"What about the bubble tea in your hand?" Hachiman, pointed to said item.

Fujiwara Chika became flustered, feeling exposed because it was clear that she only asked for one out of envy. It was true that she ran here with a boba cup in her hand.

Which she had actually forgotten about.

Why would she ask for a canned coffee when she already had a drink in her hand? From Hachiman's perspective, it was expected when it came to Chika. This is the clumsy and forgetful girl who occasionally lost her lunch to freaking pigeons!

"How about we trade then? I just remember I'm on a diet, so..." Chika decided to pick the standard excuse, even though it wouldn't fool anyone.

The other three were all too aware of Chika's monster appetite. Despite her average silhouette, Chika was packed to the brim with muscles, and she had a craving that far exceeded other girls.

Diet my ass!

"..."

Hachiman actually had to weigh it since he bought the cans from outside. They're considerably cheaper than if he got them in the school vending machine.

He got them for 130 yen. In contrast, the Boba cup in Chika's hands cost 1000 yen.

"Sure. It's your financial loss, though." Hachiman handed over the last one to Chika.

"Eugh, why do you have to remind me?" Chika was agape in shock and disgust at Hachiman's audacity. "Hikki-san, you idiot!"

"Hey, I'm just warning you..." Hachiman told her. "I'm not into ripping my friends off."

"I'm taking that loss!" Chika barked and yanked the last can from his hand. Then shoved the boba cup to his chest.

"Seriously?!"

Hachiman really didn't know that someone liked Max coffee so much they were willing to get ripped off so openly. Not even Hachiman was that gullible.

Momo and Hayasaka wondered which was worse, that Hachiman was shamelessly petty or that he was being incredibly dense in this moment.

Oh well, it wasn't like they knew him only yesterday.
やはり, 彼らが望む告白は間違っている. S2
As expected, the Confession they want is wrong S2

Original Story by: Watari Wataru and Akasaka Aka
Written by: @ZeroXSEED, Co-Writer: @GoukaRyuu

Chapter 27 - Kaguya wants to confront...

The situation in the Student Council office was cold.

Ishigami Yuu was hardly the densest man in the world. In fact, he ass exceedingly sensitive. Perhaps it was because he had spent quite a long time alone.

Even before the Ogino incident, Ishigami didn't have anyone he could call a friend. He had always been a quiet loner that most of his classmates ignored when not needed.

Recently, after the crappy reconciliation (which Ishigami was absolutely sure was staged), the old status quo was returning, and people were starting to ignore him again, with far fewer people expressing hatred directly at him. Ishigami had mixed feelings about it. But, he decided to bear with it.

The air in the student council was cold.

Usually, he could hear a lot of idle chatter between the President and the Vice President. They would talk about small things, including stories as innocuous as Kaguya watching birds near the school fountain.

"The financial report from the soccer club is here."

"Ah, right."

Yet, now they were saying almost nothing to each other beyond what was necessary to do their jobs. Ishigami found that really weird.

The only other person in the room, Iino Miko, probably preferred it this way. She had always been overwhelmed by the pace of the others when it came to messing around.

Ishigami was a bit uncomfortable, though.

"I'm just about done with the accounting. Can I go home early?" Ishigami asked.

"I'm also done with the auditing. I'll return to the Disciplinary Committee." Miko stated to Miyuki as she stood up too.

"Ah, sure enough." Miyuki wryly smiled. "Be careful on your way."

With that, pretty much almost everyone was done with their work for the period. The current workload had been delayed due to the Council working at half capacity in the period before the exams.

"I-Ishigami!" Miko called out to him as soon as they were out of the Council's office. "Wait."

"Eh? Umm, sure."

The relationship between Iino Miko and Ishigami Yuu could be said to be awkward. Since Ishigami had stopped being the object of his class' hatred and a problem student he also stopped being of object of attention for Iino.

Both of them considered it a good thing. The relationship Ishigami and Iino shared before could be said to be toxic and abrasive. Though there was a brief moment where their classmates gossiped that they had a romantic relationship.

However, it made their subsequent interactions very awkward. Closer than acquaintances but less than friends. Sometimes they even took the train home together, and it was awkward every time.

They just didn't know how to deal with each other when Iino lost the impetus to nag on Ishigami and for him to insult and provoke her in turn.

"Uh... is it just me, or is it really awkward between President and Vice President back there?"

"Just noticed now?"

"No..." Iino said with a guilty face. "It was nice to work quietly for the first few days."

Guilt had finally caught up with her. As much as the usual shenanigans between Kaguya and Miyuki disturbed her, she couldn't in good conscience say she enjoyed their now cold and distant relationship.

Ishigami thought that Iino looked ugly in more ways than one, but it didn't elicit any disgust on his part. He could only feel pity. He didn't know if the one feeling causing Iino's current wretchedness now were her feelings of camaraderie or her sense of justice. Perhaps a bit of both.

"It was like this ever since the announcement of the exam results..." Ishigami explained her, just in case.

"I know I don't have the right to say this..." Iino hesitated. "Was it that a big deal?"

Iino always worked hard to maintain her #1 position in terms of grades because she was physically short and unathletic. Because otherwise, she felt she had nothing to personally back her legal authority.

No one would bat an eye. No one would listen to her. Miko had been a victim of minor bullying in the past because she had nothing but her own convictions.

Things only changed because she had become the top of her grade.

However, both President and Vice President were top of theirs, though it went beyond just their grades. Whether it was in terms of athleticism or charisma, they left Iino in the dust.

Iino only had her grades and nothing else. That was why she took the exams with mortal dedication.

"It was!" Ishigami told her. "For you, it might seem trivial, but it meant everything for the second years. From that day, nothing will be the same anymore."

"Ah..."

Right.

The current council roster began with Shirogane Miyuki's challenge against Shinomiya Kaguya, and things snowballed from there. The general assembly where Miyuki's candidacy was announced was a riot.

And also, perhaps the relationship between those two began and ended with that rivalry. Miyuki and Kaguya didn't know how to deal with the change.

Right. Just like Iino and Ishigami.

...

The atmosphere in the Student Council office grew even colder than before.

The lack of shenanigans from Chika and Hayasaka, the lack of Hachiman doing damage control, and the lack of the two awkward freshmen with contrasting attitudes made the tension grow even higher...

It was almost as if the two individuals were left trapped in inescapable ice.

However, it wasn't as if Miyuki was without any plans.

One word.

One word is all he was waiting for, and then he would do his best to cheer her up in his own way. But without Kaguya speaking first, it would be impossible.

Because Miyuki knew that the door to Kaguya's heart was half-closed and trying to open her up would only make her retreat back harder, potentially locking herself away.

"...Last week."

YES!

Miyuki pretended he didn't understand and made a questioning look at her.

"Last week... where did you go, President?" Kaguya asked. "You're not usually borrowing Hikigaya-san's bike."

"Ah."

On any other occasion, Miyuki would try to milk the situation for all it was worth, thinking he has the upper hand in their war for a confession. This time though, Miyuki didn't. Because he knew how hard Kaguya was trying to start a casual conversation.

"Kei and I went to the countryside to visit our father on the farm."

"The farm?" Kaguya raised her eyebrows. "Your father has been working on the farm since April, yes?"

"More accurately, he inherited it from my grandparents." Miyuki confidently nodded. "They're not getting any younger, and my father has no stable job. So he decided to take it over."

"I see."

Kaguya was more than aware of the financial situation that the Shirogane family suffered. They weren't just impoverished... they were almost totally destitute.

"I guess it's thanks to Hachiman." Miyuki laughed. "He can be an asshole, but he always finds the obvious things that people overlook."

Kaguya chuckled a bit, partly amused and partly irritated. How many times had Hachiman's rotten eyes broken her plans and schemes, whether accidentally or on purpose?

Kaguya couldn't say she hated him, but she wasn't fond of him at all.

"That's indeed true."

"What about you, Shinomiya?"

"I spent most of the last week wall-"

No. Kaguya wouldn't admit it, her weakness. Especially not to Miyuki. She wouldn't allow him to know that she had wallowed in her misery for almost three days straight while pretending to be sick to the servants in the family.

It was a believable excuse to claim that the stress from the exams had gotten to her. Not to mention the weather at the time was unstable too. Kaguya's weakness to the changing of seasons and climates was something the family knew well.

"-aluating my exam results and seeing where I had gone wrong."

"I see."

Here was the minefield. Now that Kaguya had brought up the topic of the exams Miyuki could no longer retreat. No, he didn't WANT to retreat.

"You were short of a point from a perfect score." Kaguya's eyes turned dark and lifeless. "Did you find where you had gone wrong?"

Miyuki nodded. "A partially correct answer worth two points."

"Is that so?"

"Yes."

"Since it was partially correct, was it a mistake in writing or-"

"Not at all. It wasn't a mistake, and I gave a partially wrong answer thinking it was the right one."

Kaguya was legitimately surprised.

Miyuki decided to take that hit to his prestige head-on. Usually, Miyuki would never admit that he was wrong or made mistakes.

Open up, Shinomiya!

"...Surprising." She finally spoke in astonishment.

"I still have a long way to go..." Miyuki said. "And I'm not stopping here."

The implicit message in that statement was that he didn't intend to slow down for her sake or anyone else's. If Kaguya kept dragging her feet, then Miyuki would leave her in the dust.

Bite the bait, Shinomiya!

At the end of the day, their relationship had started with provocation. If that was how it had started before, then like the death and rebirth, Miyuki needed to start the cycle again.

"If you're that determined... then it might be impossible for me to catch up with you again."

Kaguya looked relaxed and content as she said this, but then again, it shook Miyuki. Kaguya. Do not surrender. Ever. It wasn't in her character to resign into defeat and stop trying.

"Don't even joke about that." Miyuki smiled back at her, but inside he was screaming. Screaming at her and telling her to try and catch up.

It doesn't end like this. Shinomiya!

"That's right, it was a joke." Kaguya took a sip of her tea and sighed. "But Yukinoshita-san... people just keep ignoring her existence and potential, what about you?"

"What about it? We don't really interact all that much, so I've never thought about her at all."

"Is that so?" Kaguya narrowed her eyes. "About the Yozakura event last April too... I heard you two planned it together."

Fuck.

How long had Kaguya known about that? It was something that even Hachiman and Momo knew after the preparations were done. They couldn't have been the source of leaks...

But...

"Yes." Miyuki calmly and earnestly answered. "I mentioned offhand that I wanted a Yozakura party to be held instead of the original plan she proposed, which was a Hanami party."

"Is that so? And she agreed just like that?" Kaguya was visibly shaken.

"No, I actually had to convince her because she felt that a night party was superfluous and didn't reflect the image of model students."

Huh? That was surprising. Kaguya did hear that Yukino could be stubborn over the tiniest things, but she disapproved? Does that mean she and Miyuki weren't on common ground?

"How did you convince her?"

"By finding the cheapest and lowest-key place that was suitable for the event." Miyuki answered. "As you remember, the restaurant we booked wasn't exactly a top class establishment. She found it an acceptable compromise that fit the budget."

Kaguya DID remember. She was expecting it to be held in a somewhat grander place, but the end result was what mattered the most. She spent a good few hours with Miyuki together, which beat any of the five-star restaurant dinner experiences she had had.

For the entire night, Yukinoshita Yukino wasn't in the picture at all. She had other people to attend to.

"I did promise the council a fun Yozakura event, and I wanted to fulfill that promise." Miyuki finished his explanation. "That was the extent of our collaboration. Really."

Kaguya relaxed again. Of course. Miyuki made it about them, or rather, himself. But... even though her frigid jealousy had been thawed, her deep-seated insecurities remained.

"I guess I, too... underestimated her." Kaguya stood up and looked out the window. "If there was something I lacked, then it was probably caution."

"That's right. Actually, what is it that you lacked?" Miyuki stealthily praised her. "You lacked nothing, Shinomiya."

Whether in sports, arts, academics, physical beauty or inner appeal... what was it that Kaguya lacked?

You're perfect as is.

"Perhaps." Kaguya grinned and twitched.

"Someone like Yukinoshita not entering your field of view isn't surprising at all." Miyuki stood up. "So don't be too worried and focus on what you want to do next."

For someone to enter Kaguya's field of view, they had to try their damnedest, whether on purpose or accidentally. Yet, Kaguya wondered if her thoughts on Yukino were one-sided.

She had to find out for herself.

...

And that was why she ended up confronting Yukino. Kaguya wanted to ascertain her own feelings on the matter and what Yukino thought about it.

"I came here to congratulate you." Kaguya offered her hand. "Congratulations for winning second place."

"Thank you." Yukino was a bit weirded out but appreciated the sentiment nonetheless.

"...You don't seem to be excited."

"To be honest, these academic rankings matter less than the sum of our grades." Yukino confidently answered. "I'm glad it's higher than what I earned at the end of the first year."

Oh?

Yukino brushed her hair behind her ears and looked out of the window. "Shuchiin's standard of education terrifies me... I was working with my exam fully expecting to get a failing grade."

"Someone even chastised me for being so busy that I couldn't maintain a tidy appearance."

If she was that nervous, then how could she...

Oh...

I see.

It never mattered to HER.

"Mistakes are bound to happen to anyone no matter how much you prepare..." Yukino said. "But if you don't change yourself and the way you think, then your problem will never go away."

Not for a single moment had Yukinoshita cared for her standing in Shuchiin's society. Because when she had enrolled she had been treated as part of the lower castes. People expected nothing out of her. Just surviving alone was enough.

However...

People who entered Shuchiin from outside were all extraordinary. And Kaguya's generation was even more outstanding compared to their predecessors.

Just like Hikigaya Hachiman, Yukinoshita built her own social network from scratch. Those two possessed an incredible amount of soft power, not through lies or deception, but by behaving true to themselves.

No...

It could be said that they gained all their power by changing themselves to keep moving and not getting crushed by the circumstances and people around them.

Either survive as heroes or die as peasants. They were too busy climbing up to push others down.

"I find it strange that people made such a big deal of it, achieving second place, I mean."

"Was it?"

"Do people even remember the second tallest mountain in Japan?" Yukino asked.

"Hmm? Yamanashi..." Kaguya tilted her head, thinking. "It's Mount Kita in the Prefecture of Yamanashi."

"The fact that even someone as brilliant as you hesitated to answer proves that second place does not matter to most people, and yet, for some reason, people made a big deal out of it."

Yukino held the railings of an open window.

"Forget illogical... it doesn't even follow standard emotional and psychological convention." Yukino laughed, not a shred of burden in her voice. "There's even plenty of research concerning the Olympics. That it is silver medalists who suffer the most. What's there to gain being in second place?"

Kaguya wasn't unfamiliar at all with the idea. The person in third place often came out more satisfied because they subconsciously looked down at people who didn't get the chance to stand on the podium at all...

It might seem awful, but being human means fighting one's rotten, animalistic behaviors and instincts with rationality. Hence, respecting opponents regardless of their achievements was the 'correct' thing.

Kaguya always knew that the so-called elites only maintained a veneer of respectability. Hiding spite and fierce competition behind polite words, backstabbing each other at a whim, and living hedonistic lives. Because they were above society at large, they didn't care about respecting others below them.

They didn't care about behaving like animals. They had the privilege to do so.

Kaguya was not an exception. She did as she pleased, and only her family's influence and values held her back.

"It doesn't really matter if I placed second, third, or fourth," Yukino told Kaguya with a hint of annoyance. "With that kind of gap of grades in the first place, it doesn't matter in the end. President left us both in the dust, didn't he?"

Hearing Yukino mention it so openly made Kaguya seethe inside.

"Ha, it's rare to see Auntie loitering around here, even caring to interact with us peasants." A cute voice laced thick with sarcasm said out loud. "Came here to confront Yukino-san or something?"

"You're mistaken, Shijo-san." Yukino smiled. "Shinomiya-san came to congratulate me."

Kaguya didn't like that smile at all.

It was too honest and genuine to the point of creepy. And Yukino even said it clearly without a hint of arrogance. Not only that, because Yukino denied the importance of the second rank in Shuchiin, Kaguya was irrationally mad about it too.

Part of her understood Yukino's opinion, a very logical and grounded view, yet... she couldn't accept it.

Kaguya was too emotionally compromised to accept it. It was as if Yukino outright denied her existence.

"That's right." Kaguya grinned. "I came to congratulate her. With that said, I wouldn't be as complacent next time."

"Isn't that some kind of thinly veiled challenge?" The red-haired girl, with a face baring a resemblance to Kaguya's own, goaded. Indeed, Shijo Maki would take every chance she could to throw shade at her distant relative and mortal enemy. "Someone is really a sore loser here."

"You may interpret it as you wish, Shijo-san." Kaguya's outer expression was calm, but she was screaming murder inside.

"Speaking of sore losers." Yukino's voice turned cold. "Shijo-san, could you not try to insult someone for losing despite being ranked lower than her?"

Maki coughed blood in response to that. Leave it to Yukino to stab even her closest friend critically with her rapier-sharp tongue!

Kaguya blinked in confusion, however. Was there internal strife among their group? Kaguya wasn't familiar with Yukino's personality at all. Take, for example, Chika. Kaguya never, ever once attacked her directly or badmouthed her so straightforwardly.

"I'm taking your side!!" Maki screamed at Yukino, half crying.

"It was incredibly unnecessary, and my point still stands... you can't provoke Shinomiya-san when your grades were even lower than her!" Yukino told her. "And if it was something as pointless as who would rank higher in the next exam, I have no interest about it at all."

Kaguya almost laughed seeing her old rival getting shanked right in front of her. By a close friend, no less. Yukinoshita Yukino is absolutely savage!

"Well, I guess that was the reason why we put a lockdown on the Service Club activites after all." Maki gave up. "You have zero interest in something like this. But then again, I doubt Auntie can beat you in anything."

Kaguya unconsciously clenched her hand.

She had never felt this threatened before.

"We wouldn't know that if we don't try." Momo climbed up from the window with a smug face. "But I guess Yukinoshita is too afraid of losing."

For a second, the entire corridor was filled to the brim with a murderous aura. In the epicenter of that outburst was none other than Yukino.

"Let's make this more interesting." Momo pointed a finger. "How about you two have some friendly competitions. Not like you have better things to do this Saturday, right? Then we can prove which one of you is more talented."

"As I said-" Yukino was about to retort but was cut off.

"How could you even be a club president with that cowardly mentality?" Momo cackled. "Makes me wonder what Hachiman saw in you back then. It certainly had nothing to do with your lacking figure."

As she said this, Momo slapped her own chest.

The other students nearby gasped. Bringing up a rumor so old it might as well have been stale bread and directly insulting a girl about her body in the same breathe, there was no such thing as too low for Ryuju Momo!

Demon! Ryuuju Momo is a fucking demon!

"...Fine. I wasn't going to run away, anyway." Yukino sighed. "No offense meant, Shinomiya-san."

"Oh. Don't get me wrong, I'm not happy with this either." Kaguya frowned. "But I would embarrass my family if I ran away."
 
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You know, dragging her into the hallway and bitch slapping her would be a much kinder fate. I wonder if this is a personal grudge that Momo has against Yukino? Damn, that's petty as hell.
She knows Yukino encompasses all of Hachiman's strikezones 1000%.
So she really has no choice here but to be aggressive otherwise Yukino wins, flawless victory.
 
Chapter 28 - Kaguya-sama wants to Duel, Part 1
Competition!

It could be said that, like everything in the world, humans grow and thrive in competition. Society develops and modernizes through competition.

Even people in the scientific field competed with each other, with the discovery of imaginary numbers in math fueled by the staggeringly epic battles and competition between mathematicians in the 1500s.

It could be said that competition is one of the most crucial parts of youth. Through competition, one will be motivated. To break your own limit. To improve oneself and win.

To compete is to grow. That's why many say you haven't truly enjoyed youth until you enter a competition!

"Or so people like to justify themselves as they crush each other in wars. In reality, competition is nothing more than the self-serving need for accomplishment. Especially in Shuchiin, where everyone is too busy dragging each other down." Hachiman said.

"...You haven't changed in the slightest." Yukino grinned. "Your pessimism is gross, but I'd be an idiot to say it was wrong."

"Can you at least try to be agreeable for once?" Hachiman gawked. "In fairness, you're the one changed the most."

"You think that is the case, Hikigaya-kun?"

"Yeah. You seem happier after the formation of the Public Service Club."

"...I see," Yukino said. "I can say the same about you. Though you still have that bitter outlook, you're significantly softer since you joined the Student Council."

Hachiman rolled his eyes up, remembering all these times he'd beaten girls with slippers in public. Softer, me?

"You can be a little vicious, but isn't it because you now dare to voice your opinion? You don't have the spine to talk back to me when we first met." Yukino pointed. "Considering the silliness around you, I can hardly blame you. I couldn't call you out about that."

"Oh, at least you're self-aware."

One of Yukino's most admirable traits in Hachiman's eyes is her constant self-reflection. Yukino is proud of herself, but unlike Kaguya, Yukino is more than willing to admit her weakness and find a way to address it eventually.

"If I'm not at least self-aware, then my pride will eat me from the inside." Yukino confidently said. "But other than me, you always claim you've done everything for yourself, yet you singlehandedly stabilized the Shuchiin shadow powers and made life better for everyone."

"I did it for my own interest, mostly peace of mind and quiet school life," Hachiman said. "I'm not like you. I'm the least benevolent person in this entire school."

"You know very well I'm nowhere that altruistic, Hikigaya-kun," Yukino said. "Our goal is the same, even if we took a different path to achieve it."

"But our paths are the opposite to each other. I like worming my way into the system while you wish to change it." Hachiman sighed and walked away. "Yet, we keep looping back into the same intersection. I have no clue how it happened."

"Silly Hikigaya-kun, we're confined in the same school. Of course, we'll keep meeting each other." Yukino smiled. "Even if it disgusts me, our fate always crossed. That's the reality of it."

"You know. I was about to say I'm rooting for you in the competition, but maybe I will rethink it." Hachiman jibed. "Besides, you're the one getting provoked into this idiocy."

"Oh, do you perhaps hate Vice President Shinomiya?" Yukino asked weirdly. "And do you think it is unhealthy for the school environment to fight like this?"

"The competition itself is not wrong. In fact, even if this happened in private, you'd still accept it." Hachiman waved his hand dismissively.

"You know me well." She rolled her eyes awkwardly, her lips twitched. Yukino is easy to provoke when it comes to challenges. Even if she doesn't have a personal stake in it.

"The issue is making this open circus. It will split the second year in half, winner be damned." Hachiman said. "All because a spoiled bitchy princess has no clue about what it means to have time, place, and opportunity."

Yukino grimaced. "That's a close friend you're talking about."

"I don't want to hear that from the queen of roasting." Hachiman scoffed.

"Unlike you, I tried my best to pick the words carefully." Yukino chuckled. "But you're right. It is hypocritical of me to point that out."

Only Yukinoshita Yukino could openly stab her friends in the back with her polite but harsh words.

"Besides, hate is too strong of a strong word, but someone should take Shinomiya down a peg and make her realize what's important," Hachiman sighed. "If anyone can do it, it would be you."

"You know it's rare for me to say this, but I'm flattered," Yukino said earnestly. "Thank you for the encouragement. I meant it."

If the needs of the many are the most important, altruism will be the most widespread philosophy of humankind. However, even self-serving kindness can save many. With this in mind, Hikigaya Hachiman and Yukinoshita Yukino separated yet again.

Behind the wall nearby, Hayasaka Ai stood frozen and dumbfounded.

...

The news spread fast, and the fire remained even though five days had passed. Two young, beautiful maidens will face each other with their personal and family pride at stake. Two of the most beautiful girls in the Shuchiin second year would have a face-off to prove which one is more talented.

All because a certain yakuza Princess couldn't shut her mouth and provoked them in public. Had this happened in private? Both girls had every reason to ignore her taunts, but she had to do it in public.

She makes perfectly avoidable conflict unavoidable.

Momo groaned as she pulled her hair. "It's been a week, and Hachiman still gave me the cold shoulder."

"I mean, I'm not saying it was well deserved, but it kinda is," Miyuki remarked. "It WAS his job to reduce tensions between Shuchiin VIPs, and you threw a lighter into a tar pool."

"Hmph, bastard only cares because it was his ex getting involved." Momo grouched.

"...Isn't it BECAUSE you involved his ex that he got mad?" Chika bluntly pointed. Her face was oddly serious. "Of course, Hikki-san took it personally."

"What's your beef with Yukinoshita anyway?" Miyuki winced. "I know they're close, but calling them exes is a bit much."

"What do you call this?" Momo pulled up a picture of Hachiman and Yukino sitting oddly close to each other, even though they looked in the opposite direction and were reading separate books.

The photo wasn't exactly the best quality, most likely taken with a cellphone with haste. But the location was unmistakably the bench in Shuchiin High backyard area.

The Hachiman in the picture is clearly different from the current Hachiman. He looks somewhat thinner, his hair shorter and spiky. His eyes were like that of a dead fish's, and his back was slouching.

Momo was responsible for slapping his back straight after their fated meeting in early September last year.

Literally!

"Wait." Chika widened her eyes. "Their hands..."

Their free hands were this close to touching. In fact, their arms clearly brushed on each other, and neither of them looked embarrassed or mindful.

As if it was the secret reality they lived in, the unknown side of Hachiman that absolutely no one in the Student Council knows.

"Do you know how much effort I need to spend to get this close to him?" Momo waved it. "Not easy. Same with titty Secretary. At a minimum, they're clearly close friends."

Hikigaya Hachiman is protective of his personal space. The first time Chika tried the lap pillow joke, he went apeshit when he woke up, and chaos ensued. Hachiman also avoided Chika for a week afterward.

Fujiwara Chika understood more than anyone else how strict Hachiman is about physical contact with girls.

"You went out of your way to find this?" Miyuki was creeped out. "Just how obsessed you can be?"

"I didn't." Momo sighed. "This photo only recently became widespread after Yukinoshita accepted the challenge. Because people tried to dig any dirt they could find on Yukinoshita."

"Do you have any clue about this?"

"Considering the situation, this happened after I became the general affairs manager last year," Miyuki said. "Hachiman doesn't have other friends that I know. So he might be a little lonely without me around. If I wasn't mistaken, Yukinoshita was also a loner back then."

"Birds of a feather flock together, they say," Chika said. "Perhaps they found a company in their lonesome."

Miyuki wondered why, but there seemed to be a tinge of jealousness in Chika's voice. Could it be that it's not just Momo...

"Hikigaya-san is nothing more than a collateral." Hayasaka finally joined and spoke. "I just happen to overhear him talking with Yukinoshita-san, and from his tone, it is not that he disagreed with the duel. He was mad because it got him and the entire school involved."

"Fuck." Momo's squinted eyes bulged. In fact, she was crying. In almost one year of knowing her, Miyuki had never seen her so distraught and vulnerable.

This girl really, really likes Hachiman. But...

"
Yeah, you totally deserved it." Miyuki and Chika said.

No wonder Hachiman was mad. Hachiman only wanted a peaceful school life. It was why he decided to take the mantle of General Affairs before and the newly established Public Relations right now.

To keep conflicts within Shuchiin elites suppressed, Hachiman decided to become a mediator and assisted Miyuki. Hachiman is the prime definition of working hard so he could laze around.

"I think it's best to wait until the conclusion. Then you can apologize." Chika tried to cheer Momo up. "And extra points if you're willing to make amends and deal with the fallout."

"Tch. I guess I'll do just that." Momo spat. It is not like she had any other choice, though.

"But for him to root for Yukinoshita-san instead of Kaguya-san... that surprised me a lot." Chika hummed. "I always thought that their relationships aren't that bad."

Miyuki, Momo, and Hayasaka looked at Chika like she was crazy.

"I know it's hard to believe, but Kaguya-san is hardly close with any boys," Chika remarked. "She's even more guarded toward the opposite sex than Hikki-san is. You often see them arguing, but they always reach an agreement. If anything, he's the closest person Kaguya-san calls a male friend. I mean, only the President is closer."

Hayasaka honestly wanted to say agree, but that would blow her cover something fierce. Despite the many frictions, Kaguya never went out of line and specifically out to destroy Hachiman. That one time Hayasaka committed an act of revenge, Kaguya was legitimately concerned that Hayasaka might go too far.

That's not how you treat someone you hate.

"I have to agree." Miyuki squirmed. "But for him to want Shinomiya losing, that's typical of him."

"You think so?" Chika opened her mouth in surprise. "Even though he wouldn't openly cheer for Kaguya-san, at least he would still be on her side, no?"

"No. This is very Hachiman way of thinking." Momo smirked. "Hachiman is the type of person who would talk shit on you while you're down and then extend a helping hand."

"...If you put it like that, you're right." Chika sadly laughed. "Speaking of which, Kaguya-san is extremely focused. That's why she took time off from Student Council works for self-improvement and mental preparation."

Hayasaka quietly confirmed it in her mind. Although Kaguya had withdrawn all activities from the Kyuudo club and Student Council, she asked Hayasaka to monitor the school situation for her.

Hayasaka had no reason to refuse.

Hayasaka was surprised and unsurprised that Yukino didn't take the challenge seriously. Public Service Club is still active, and she had enough free time to have an affair... err, have a casual meeting with Hachiman.

To begin with, she was the only person in the entire school who did not care about snatching the second exam rank from Kaguya. She only accepted it because Ryuuju Momo provoked her.

"Have you met her outside school?" Miyuki asked worriedly. "We... haven't talked much after she agreed with the competition."

Chika was right. Kaguya was putting every ounce of her mental strength to focus and win. She didn't even bother to give an air of false confidence.

She refused to repeat her mistakes in the exam.

"I visited her at home twice. I even spent a night together with her. To be honest? She was a little scary!" Chika said. "I have never seen Kaguya-san this focused on taking down someone."

"Well, yeah? Who wouldn't after that kind of humiliation?" Momo remarked, only for Chika and Miyuki to beat her with Harisen together as the primary offender. "FU-"

Hayasaka wanted to say she had seen it countless times, but saying it out loud would be improper. Kaguya was never not serious when she studied for the exam. The difference is she would still act casual at school.

This time, she gave it 108% of her effort.

"Are you rooting for Shinomiya-san, President?" Hayasaka teasingly got close to Miyuki and elbowed him.

"I think that much is obvious." Miyuki confidently smiled. "After all, she also represented the entire Student Council in this challenge, just like Yukinoshita represented the VIP assembly."

Lies and damned lies!

It was clear that Miyuki would support Kaguya no matter what, even if Kaguya brought her own problem. Even if her anger was born out of her insecurity. Miyuki will still be there for her.

Because love is blind.

"Sadly, I can't support her," Chika said as she pulled out an invitation card. "Because I'll be one of the judges."

"Ah." Hayasaka widened her eyes. Chika was chosen as one of the elite students who would judge the two girls' performance. "Don't they afraid you will take sides?"

Chika wordlessly smiled.

やはり, 彼らが望む告白は間違っている. S2
As expected, the Confession they want is wrong S2

Original Story by: Watari Wataru and Akasaka Aka
Written by: @ZeroXSEED, Co-written by: @GoukaRyuu

Chapter 28 - Kaguya-sama wants to Duel, Part 1

And so, the day of the competition comes.

A combined effort of the Hachiman, the Disciplinary Committee, and VIP students suppressed the curious ears and rabid fans alike. People who were not worthy of watching the competition were weeded out. It was a complete lockdown of information.

Other than the Student Council Members and the VIP students, only the dozens of chosen judges were there to witness everything.

"So it has come into this," Yukino said. "Nice to meet you again, Shinomiya-san."

"I feel the same way, Yukinoshita-san."

The air itself is heavy! The mental pressure exerted by these two girls would've sent lesser teens to the hospital and made animals flee in fear! Two of the most talented girls in Shuchiin are about to duke it out! How could the world not tremble in fear?

Miyuki had to unbutton his upper collar because he felt suffocated. Not even the hot and humid weather of Japanese summer forced him to this degree!

"Ahem." Momo coughed. "As agreed before. Today's competition will be done through a series of challenges. We choose them at random based on this gacha machine. I'll be the host, and I swear to be impartial."

Momo lifted and shook the gacha machine, which should take considerable strength. She put it on the table, rotated the switch, and a plastic egg dropped.

As she opened it, she unrolled the tiny paper scroll.

"First match of the competition, violin duel."

Kaguya and Yukino sharpened their eyes.

"Judges, please step forward."

"What do you think, President?" Hayasaka whispered. "Do you think Kaguya-sama has the upper hand?"

"The certainty of victory is unknown," Miyuki answered. "Although Shinomiya studied the violin, she never delved deep into it, right?"

"I have no clue." Hayasaka lied as naturally as she breathed. "You would know that as the closest man to her."

Miyuki blushed a bit, for Hayasaka certainly got on his nerves. Then again, he's already under pressure as it is.

"It is unknown how skilled Yukinoshita is. She could be completely unskilled, or she could be a violin God. But all the challenges were something both parties agreed on."

Unless Yukino bluffed by agreeing, it is one hundred percent likely Yukino had some skill. Someone like Shirogane Miyuki, who struggled to master basic tasks, had no place on this battleground.

It made him uneasy. Afraid, even.

"These are two modified sheets for Vivaldi's Summer, split in half at random intervals. Variations are allowed. Just make sure to keep the tempo." Momo put two stacks of papers face down. "Either someone calls dibs or gambles for it."

"I call seconds." Both Yukino and Kaguya said, then looked at each other weirdly.

"One braincell moment." Momo sighed. "Rock paper scissors, please."

Yukino closed her eyes like she was asleep before raising her hand. Kaguya knew Yukino did this to avoid showing micro-expressions that might telegraph her choice.

The competition barely started, and Kaguya found a hurdle, but she will never quit. She focused everything on reading Yukino, but she saw absolutely nothing. So she switched her attention to Yukino's arm.

"I only have 0.1 seconds to decide." Kaguya thought. "Should I focus on myself, or should I focus on how to counter her?"

"Jan, Ken, Pon!"

Yukino dropped a piece of paper, and Kaguya won a scissor.

"Shinomiya won, Yukinoshita, you decide first." Momo said.

Yukino opened her eyes and picked the right stack.

"Without a moment of hesitation," Kaguya remarked as she picked up the left stack. "Have you decided all along?"

Yukino wordlessly smiled. "Does it really matter? It's not like we could see the content. What matters is the choices of the violin."

As Yukino and Kaguya opened their respective violin cases, they immediately noticed what they were dealing with.

"Ancient Stradivari copies." Kaguya noticed. "It might not be the original million-dollar instrument, but certainly precious and irreplaceable."

Stradivarius! Anyone who dabbles in the art of classical string instruments would know this name. This series of musical instruments were made by the Stradivari family in the 17th and 18th century! Known for their legendary, almost unmatched sound quality, it is said that the older a well-preserved Stradivari is, the better it sounded.

Currently, the Stradivarius series are some of the most expensive musical instruments in the world. The cheapest Stradivarius violin cost 1.5 Million US Dollars!

Between the 17th and 19th centuries, many instrument makers copied, sometimes outright pirated, the Stradivarius to varying success.
A good copy of Stradivari's violin could easily be worth a few hundred thousand dollars!

"Crazy talk. Who would lend you such a thing? Those are modern Strad copies." Momo chuckled. "Regardless, they're both good violins, so use them well."

A silent agreement occurred between Yukino and Kaguya as they picked the violins up without arguing.

One note.

One note is all one needs. When you know classical music and have the talent and knowledge to grasp it, one note is all you need to judge the potential of another classical musician.

However, one note is just that. One note.

It is not enough to judge someone's overall skill. The judges, Chika included, listened intently as Kaguya and Yukino took turns based on their respective sheets.

It was majestic.

While not on par with competing violin geniuses of national and international competition, Kaguya and Yukino played at the level where they could easily wipe out local competition. How their fingers danced on the fingerboard, pressing the strings precisely, even violin masters would call this a good show.

It was mesmerizing. Other than the two playings and relatively quiet reference background music, no sounds could be heard.

As the background music stopped, so did the two.

And then, it's time to stand up and clap.

"Amazing!" Chika laughed. "Both of you are very skilled."

"Overpraise." Yukino closed her eyes. "It is clear that Shinomiya-san is much more skilled."

Kaguya sharpened her eyes and wondered how Yukino could throw the towel easily. While she's prideful of her play, was the gap that obvious?

"I'll let the judges decide on that," Kaguya said with a slight smile. Of course, she couldn't help but jump in triumph inside. However, there are parts of her that feel uncomfortable.

The judges raised their scores, and Kaguya had a higher total score by about 15%.

"Winner, Shinomiya," Momo announced. "It was a close match, still."

"I see. In that case, I'll take this first victory." Kaguya said. "But how could you be so certain?"

Kaguya wondered if Yukino deliberately took such a defeatist stance to make Kaguya lose her guard. But even if that was the case, Kaguya would not take this competition lightly.

"The HAND," Chika said aloud.

"The hand?" Kaguya raised her eyebrows in confusion.

"It is because Kaguya-san's fingers are nimbler," Chika said. "The way you push the string. It was more secure than Yukinoshita-san. Although most people wouldn't even notice, I can see the hesitation on her face."

As expected of the musical genius. Even though Chika did not play the violin, Chika understood enough to tell the difference.

Yukino raised her left hand. "My fingers are like this compared to yours."

Yukino's fingers were smooth and delicate. Kaguya's hands were similar on the surface but different in specific parts.

The fingertips. Kaguya's fingertips are harsher than Yukino's.

"It has been more than a year since I touched the violin last time, and my callouses became much thinner," Yukino said. "So it was a little painful."

"I see." Kaguya sighed. "I haven't touched violin for a long time, too. But I play koto, so the callouses remain there."

Koto is a Japanese string instrument. It took the shape of a long box and played face up while sitting on the floor. It's similar to Chinese guzheng.

In terms of harshness to the finger, the koto is even worse than the violin. Kaguya has some complex about ugly fingertips. However, even she recognized the importance. When properly formed, callouses acted as a shield for the delicate finger nerve system.

For string players, callouses are a badge of honor. It shows their dedication and hard work toward the musical art.

For this reason alone, Yukino could not give her 100% performance.

"If you stopped playing violin for a year, what about those callouses on your hand?" Kaguya asked. Because it wasn't that Yukino's hands were completely smooth. On the contrary, while her fingers were less calloused, her palms were the opposite.

Yukino smiled.

...

"Second competition! Fried rice cooking!" Momo announced.

"Excuse me? Why are you in the judge's seat? You're not even a culinary master, Fujiwara-san." Kaguya half-yelled at Chika. "Can you even cook?"

"Do not underestimate my palette, Kaguya-san." Chika's face darkened. "A food critic doesn't have to be actually skilled at culinary arts, you know?"

The other judges glared at Chika. Is this girl for real? How dare she slander critics like that!

"Freaking glutton!" They collectively swore inwardly.

"This happens when you hang out too often with PR Manager Hikigaya." Kaguya shook her head. "Never mind about that, I have no objection."

"I also have no objection," Yukino said.

"You can use everything in this kitchen to make it, but nothing more than that," Momo said. "You can use extra tools if you need."

"Thankfully, the bones already came precut. I was about to ask if you have a bone saw." Yukino said. "I'm disappointed the fish isn't live, though."

"Are you a psychopath?" Momo chastised her. "99% of people in this academy haven't even seen an intact bone, let alone a live animal! Do you not remember what happened with Class 1-C and 1-D last year?"

"Last I remember, you were one of the people who did the live gutting." Yukino snarked. "Along with me and a few others."

"Exactly." Momo cheekily winked. "You can call me stubborn, but I learn from my mistakes too!"

Yukino looked at her as if she was walking garbage.

"Both of you are psychopaths!" Everyone else thought. Scared.

The incident involving a Home Economics class comes to mind. The absolute amount of blood, chaos, and hilarity was staggering! So many traumatized students.

All for the sake of cutting a freaking carp!

Since then, all Home EC in Shuchiin has used precut slabs of meats and fish fillets.

"Well, since everything is conveniently prepared, what about the time limit?"

"40 minutes including preparation and cooking." Momo presented a pair of small cooking jars. "For the sake of fairness, we use polished white rice. Otherwise, it would take too long."

Japanese rice requires 20-30 minutes of soaking before cooking. It would take too long, and many other contests left to do. Polished white rice might be too plain, but soaking and cooking would take a much shorter time.

"I see." Kaguya nodded. "What about the priority of judgment?"

One of the judges said. "Of course, the taste is a priority."

"And so, the contest shall begin!" Momo raised a stopwatch and pressed the button. "NOW!"

Yukino and Kaguya began with the same steps, briefly washing the polished rice grain and then soaking it. However, the subsequent actions couldn't be more contrast.

Whereas Kaguya took multiple ingredients and precooked them separately, Yukino seemed to take her sweet time and gathered raw materials and cut them.

Kaguya was annoyed. Did she think that maybe Yukino would throw one match again? In that case, what is the point of competing anyway?

Infuriating!

Kaguya will show her who is the closest person to perfection! With her perfect fried rice!

40 minutes later

"Winner, Yukinoshita." Momo announced.

"How... how could this be?!" Kaguya asked in shock.

The upset didn't just surprise Kaguya but also the rest of the audience. Kaguya's seafood fried rice was so luxurious. Crowned with scallops and shrimp as toppings and small salad dressing. With hints of various herbs and spices to increase flavor. It was a plate fit to serve kings!

It was impossible to understate how appealing it was visually.

"Were my fried rice that bad?!" Kaguya was destroyed inwardly. Her cooking, praised by a certified Michelin Star chef, lost to Yukino's blandest pile of charred carbs?!

Okay, that last part was hyperbole. But still.

"You must be confused about why you lost." One of the judges said. "It is not that Shinomiya-san's cooking was bad. On the contrary, it was a top-class cuisine."

"However, the difference between rice quality is too much," Chika commented as she stuffed herself with Yukino's fried rice, which looked so ordinary it could only be described as boring. "Have a try by yourself."

Kaguya was afraid.

She was so afraid of trying that her confidence would shatter instantly. However, she refused to be a sore loser and jammed a spoonful in her mouth.

Doesn't seem particularly special? Especially flavorless when it was cold like this.

Explosion!

Just as Kaguya thought Yukino's fried rice was lame, flavor flooded her tongue, which didn't diminish as she kept chewing. Blast after blast, it was like a dam burst, and her saliva overflowed.

Somehow, even though she just ate, she almost drooled.

"How could this be?! The more you chew, the stronger it tastes!" Kaguya gasped. She gave the plate to the student council member.

"What is this?!" Ishigami gawked in shock. "Sorcery! This is sorcery!"

"Yukinoshita used bone marrow to cook and flavor the rice. The nature of tallows is that they harden as they cool down. As such, you will not see oil seeping out until you start eating." Miyuki said.

"The rice is relatively soft yet dry. It doesn't feel disgusting to eat cold. It makes you produce more saliva to chew. I seemed to recall eating this somewhere, but when was that?" He pondered aloud.

PRESIDENT ATE IT BEFORE?! Kaguya became furious. Then, the rational part of her bonked the manifestation of wrath. Wait, he couldn't even recall it? In that case, it is most likely not from Yukinoshita!

"Because bone marrow is located in the deepest part of the animal body, their composition and flavor is extremely complex, and many would even say exotic." Yukino smiled. "After all, SOMEONE kindly taught me this recipe. Of course, President Shirogane ate it before."

If that's not the proof of an old affair allegation, everyone else doesn't know what is. Maybe making out at school or walking out of a hotel together. However, it was strange for Yukino to throw the bait, considering how vehemently against the idea she was.

The physically absent Hachiman sat comfortably, rent-free, in their collective minds. Because he assisted the Disciplinary Committee in securing the event.

"Very well, I shall accept this defeat," Kaguya said, her voice filled with grace.

Kaguya might not have noticed it herself, but Hayasaka and Miyuki, in particular, saw something oddly out of place on Kaguya's face.

Excitement.
 
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It just becomes funnier the more we learn about yukino and 8man's relationship to think that this guy really said they weren't friends when she first appeared.

Anyways has kaguya finally met her match? Having someone who is an equal but not a romantic interest will certainly help get her ego in check.

Last thing is momo was really cute here, and is just making it harder to choose best girl between her and hayasaka. Good chapter zero.
 
It just becomes funnier the more we learn about yukino and 8man's relationship to think that this guy really said they weren't friends when she first appeared.
This is Shuchiin Hachiman. He probably didn't lie because he split the difference between close friends of opposite sex and a love interest. So if he liked Yukino that way, they couldn't really be genuine friends.

This is way closer to his Soubu canon mindset.

Honestly it is a brilliant contrast if you also follow the idolmaster cross where Hachiman was significantly more well rounded as a person and realize that the girl he liked is also one of his closest friend and the girl who understood him the most.

The previous chapters did highlight the weird semi-flirtatious interraction between them. They even brushed hands in the library and Chika was there to witness it. Then there's also them meeting after their respective nap...

What people need to remember that Zero said no, Yukino will not be one of the heroine. In other words, the ship sank. She's there so the harem race will begin in earnest.
 
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What people need to remember that Zero said no, Yukino will not be one of the heroine. In other words, the ship sank. She's there so the harem race will begin in earnest.
*Ding ding ding*

Yukino isn't just a wakeup call for complacent Kaguya. She's also THE wakeup call for Chika and Momo, who wasted their time indulging girlfriend roleplay, and Hayasaka, who was late to the race.
 
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Hayasaka, who was late to the race.
And only got a chance by getting Hachimom notice.

I am actually curious what Hachimom think of Chika. All indications more or less points to Momo getting huge penalty in this regard. Not that Hachiman cares about their opinion, since Komachi is the only one important.
 
Hayasaka-Komachi interraction reserved for next arc btw.
 
We are so back. And Kaguya does need someone to bring her back from up high. It can get real lonely up there.
 

IT'S ALIVE!

I love how Yukino has just been doing her own thing while being oblivious to the drama and shenanigans going on within the student council and yet she lit a fire under the girls despite not doing a damn thing.
 
I love how Yukino has just been doing her own thing while being oblivious to the drama and shenanigans going on within the student council and yet she lit a fire under the girls despite not doing a damn thing.

Yes, Yukino doesn't need to put any kind of effort to infuriate those around her. Or those adyacente to her general area. Or those that caught a glimpse of her from afar.

Like some kind of calm version of a ferret war dance, her beautiful atmosphere calmy draw the attention and admiration of those around her, opening people up for the cold fangs of the unmerciful predator behind.
 
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