~Taylor Hebert: Sburban Alchemist~ Worm/Homestuck

[Twisted]

[X] Alchemy
- Sewing Needle && Lego brick
- Stone pebble && Pinecone
- Battery && Watergun
- Dictionary && Spare glasses
- Butter && Clingwrap
- Toiletpaper && Sand
- Broken Glass && Lemon Juice
- Crayola Pentagram && Dead Animal

See what happens.

 

[Architect Iront.]

[X] It's okay to splurge on bigger stuff, it'll probably be better anyway. You need a real weapon to hunt animals in those amounts, and you're not gonna get it by being carful with your expenditures.

[X] Combine Camera && Captchalogue Card
[X] Combine Camera || Captchalogue Card

One of these two will give us the Captcharoid Camera, something we can use to get ghost images of anything and everything including items too large to captchalogue directly, which in turn gives us a workaround for fitting all the alchemizing gear into a single machine. Dave made it early on in his career, so it shouldn't be that expensive.

[X] TAKE A NAP YOU BUBBLY BITCH || + && Ice

Same idea of applying elemental effects as before, but now to something with range. We're going to need the crowd control next time we use the lure.

 

[resusplus]

i wonder if the alchemized item are tinkertech or not and so able to be reverse ingeneered because we have seen what tinketech do it make a illisible captcha
also
[x]CUP OF BLOOD || SMALL QUARTZ CRYSTAL
you can buy small quartz for cheap so and if it make a blood crystal we could maybe do direct "magic" ritual
[x]BULLET && NET
[x]BULLET||NET
[x]HIDDEN CAMERA||GLASSES
also see if you can print schematic form the internet the alchemise them togeder to form better blueprint like could you fuse a fuel cell schematic with a motor

[x] if dany as a paper sheredder maybe see what it could do if put in the shunt maybe it could reduce a item into grist?
[x] in the futur when taylor as enough money maybe try to obtain a cheap 3D printer it's 2011 they should have some maybe not the best but for the shunt i think it's the concept that work

 

[CupswithsomeDude]

I have an idea.
[x]STEEL NUT && PEAS
Mendel could grow peas quickly, and if we can grow metal, that could be very useful.
[x]BULLET && NET
I like the sleep bubble, but if we can beat it I don't see how well it will do against capes. Lets see if we can get another nonlethal ranged option.
[x]BANDAGES && BULLET
[x]BULLET || BANDAGES
Lets see if we can get a ranged healing option, or at least a fast one.
[x]PEAS && BANDAGES
Not a senzu bean but a start.

And something I really wanted.
[x]BULLET && JACKET
[x]STEEL PLATE && FOOTBALL PADS
I love the dress up, and I want a full metal jacket, but full on armor is something I really want. Sburb has so many things you can make, metals, candies, ect, I just really wanted something like the Iron Lass armor to make a difference.

Also, I love this quest.

 

[punster lv1]

prosses

Click to shrink...

Process

In leu

Click to shrink...

In lieu

It's an oddly boxy bubble gun fires

Click to shrink...

that/which/whatever fires

[X] Create and dismantle a "Take a Nap You Bubbly Bitch", to see if it still works when you disassemble and reassemble it. If it does, try manually, non-alchemically combining it with something like an Air Compressor and Larger Bubble Fluid Supply. Use Copious Google Searches of DIY plastic craft and use extreme caution during testing.

[X] It's okay to splurge on bigger stuff, it'll probably be better anyway. You need a real weapon to hunt animals in those amounts, and you're not gonna get it by being carful with your expenditures.

 

[WeBroughtMatches]

[X] It's okay to splurge on bigger stuff, it'll probably be better anyway. You need a real weapon to hunt animals in those amounts, and you're not gonna get it by being carful with your expenditures.

 

[Shadestyle]

@masterax2000 That reminds me, I had some ideas that I've been holding back on, since I wanted to make sure they fit in your scope of what you want to do.

What are your thoughts on the weirder alchemy attempts from the comic? Like the XAND Operation that ended up being used at one point?

One thing I thought about trying, (but haven't) is posting an action to have Taylor do a NOT operation on a Captchacard (Punch every hole that ISN'T punched on the original card) to get "The exact opposite" of what is on it.