~Taylor Hebert: Sburban Alchemist~ Worm/Homestuck

It's ok, Uber and L33t are mostly fanon these days anyway. Write them as interesting characters first and canon compliant second.

[X] Meet up, have Leet try and make a machine that can make grist. In exchange, you use some of the grist you get from it to dupe his tech for him.

Let's make some friends!

[X] Look into all the ideas I pitched for combining last time
 
[X] Meet up, have Leet try and make a machine that can make grist. In exchange, you use some of the grist you get from it to dupe his tech for him.
 
[X] Meet up, have Leet try and make a machine that can make grist. In exchange, you use some of the grist you get from it to dupe his tech for him.
 
It's ok, Uber and L33t are mostly fanon these days anyway. Write them as interesting characters first and canon compliant second.
[X] Look into all the ideas I pitched for combining last time

But... but I LIKE being canon compliant! :cry:
More seriously though, yeah, you all are probably going to have to put up with some really heavily headcannoned Uber and Leet if they become major characters.

Also, don't worry, even if not explicitly stated, previously suggested alchemy ideas will (probably) be used later. No need to re-suggest or anything. It just doesn't always flow naturally to have every chapter be an alchemy binge.
 
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[X] Meet up, have Leet try and make a machine that can make grist. In exchange, you use some of the grist you get from it to dupe his tech for him.
 
[x] Meet up, have Leet try and make a machine that can make grist. In exchange, you use some of the grist you get from it to dupe his tech for him.
 
[x] Meet up, have Leet try and make a machine that can make grist. In exchange, you use some of the grist you get from it to dupe his tech for him.

-[x] In fact, while you're at it it's probably a good idea to figure out exactly how you want the supposed machine to work. While the power source and most other mechanics don't really matter-in fact for all you care this thing could be powered by a healthy caloric intake of candy and the despair of small children (two unfortunately plentiful resources in Brockton Bay)-as long as you can reasonably provide it. What DOES matter is the output.

--[x] Producing small creatures to shove into the gristblender is likely the easiest way, but sends biotinker warnings blaring almost immediately, and probably needs you to explain why. I doubt "My power runs on murder. But I don't like that so I've figured out some exploits." will go over well. Robots are significantly less attention-grabbing, but also less likely to provide the necessary grist, since it's debatable if you could call a nonsapient creature of steel and sprockets 'alive'. Alternatively you might be able to get this machine to simply 'input energy, output grist', but that to me seems the least likely, and the least stable. Also it probably requires explaining your own power to a pair of minor villains so Leet can actually try to build a machine that produces a nonsensical, arbitrary resource that holds no known physical form. There might be other ways to go about it (IE simulated combat with holographic/projected creatures might count???) but those are my most fleshed out ideas.

---[x] In fact (again), while you're at it the food powered Gristdrive (name pending) idea is amusing. The idea of Leet shoving pizzas into his reactor during a fight is amusing. Mention the idea of calorie power when you meet ("You can build anything once, right? Have you considered more unconventional power sources? Like say, caloric intake?"). Powers are weird and for all you know, Leet could make similarly 'exotic' (read: Stupid and nonsensical) power sources. It might even make the Gristotron 3000 more stable.
 
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Also, don't worry, even if not explicitly stated, previously suggested alchemy ideas will (probably) be used later.
Has anyone suggested "DANDELION || COBWEB"?
Because I kinda wanna know what a spider-flower would be like, and hope it has less potential "immediate kill-order"-ness than the DANDYSKIT just so that Taylor doesn't get completely spooked out of ever using biological stuff for Alchemy.
 
[X] Meet up, have Leet try and make a machine that can make grist. In exchange, you use some of the grist you get from it to dupe his tech for him.

[x] maybe create a zone in the basement tottaly sealed to possibly house dandyskit so that they reproduce without geting out and see if you can get grits out them
 
[X] Meet up, have Leet try and make a machine that can make grist. In exchange, you use some of the grist you get from it to dupe his tech for him.
 
[X] Meet up, have Leet try and make a machine that can make grist. In exchange, you use some of the grist you get from it to dupe his tech for him.

Not think for a moment on go back on a deal, you are a cape, it means you live and die by your world and reputation. In this playfield you want to be some what predictable if only in the way you can know the E88 need to be seen as a 'patriotic' grupo for his etnicity thing and PRT-Protectorate need to be law abiding, if the public and capes can't be sure of your intentions you open yourself to be put in the same boat as Merchants, Coil, or even the Fallen. Some transparency in actions is a must here
 
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A homestuck quest! and a good one too!

[X] Meet up, have Leet try and make a machine that can make grist. In exchange, you use some of the grist you get from it to dupe his tech for him.
 
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[X] Meet up, have Leet try and make a machine that can make grist. In exchange, you use some of the grist you get from it to dupe his tech for him
 
It's probably a bit redundant at this point but:

[X] Meet up, have Leet try and make a machine that can make grist. In exchange, you use some of the grist you get from it to dupe his tech for him.
 
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[X] Meet up, have Leet try and make a machine that can make grist. In exchange, you use some of the grist you get from it to dupe his tech for him.

We met at midnight.
This time they were uncostumed aside from simple domino masks. No need to dress up when not on camera, I guess. Unfortunate, because I'd really rather look at anything other than Leet's obnoxious TITS OR GTFO shirt. We duck into an alley.

"Greetings." I said, my voice serene, nodding my head toward them. "Shall we discuss?"

"Stop talking like a weirdo." Leet responded, point-blank.

I let out a little huff. "It's part of the persona..." I mumble, immediately a little off balance. "And who the fuck are you guys to complain about people talking weirdly? Uber talks like he's doing an announcer voice at literally all times."

"The difference is, I'm cool enough to pull it off!" Said Uber, not pulling it off at all. "Yeah, it's epic!" Leet added.

"Let's just... get to the point." I said, giving up. "I have the power to duplicate technology. This power is limited by the resources I have on hand. I need you to make something that generates these resources, and if it works well enough, I'll be able to dupe a few pieces of tinkertech for you. "

"Okay, what resources exactly?" Leet asked, squinting in suspicion.

"My power calls it grist. Colorful geometric shapes that burst out of animals when I kill them. Unfortunately, others don't seem to be able to perceive them."

"So let me get this straight," Uber intoned, slowly. "You want Leet to make a machine that spews out animals... and then immediately kills them."

"Fucking sick..." Whispered Leet, an expression of awe on his face, that quickly turns dour. "But, probably not gonna happen. I can build anything once, but kinda already went through most of my biotinker ideas on other stuff over the years."

"Well, it doesn't have to be exactly like that." I responded. "Also acceptable would be something that just generates the grist directly? Or hell, maybe just something that makes them easier to hunt?"

"What, like a better gun?" He asked.

"That'd be good too, but I was thinking something more like a lure. If I can just get the animals to come to me, I could save a lot of time. Oh, and actually-"

What about fishing, including illegal fishing? Fish can be larger than a pigeon, and a successful throw of explosives, even small ones, into the water or an electric shock will give us up to several dozen fish. Especially if you lure them in advance with food in one place.

"-Maybe some sort of, I don't know, explosive or electrical charge I can throw into water to kill a bunch of fish? I don't know if they give grist- not everything does, bugs don't for example- but it could work to a limited capacity. The issue is, even if they do, I need to hunt a variety of things, because they drop different grist, and I need different kinds to dupe more advanced objects. Big animals give a greater variety though, it seems."

Leet looks thoughtful at that. "Huh. I guess I haven't made a lure of any kind before. And explosives or electric stuff probably won't work, but maybe I can think of something..."

Uber interrupts. "Hang on, you're essentially saying... you need to grind mobs for rare drops?"

I'm not totally sure I know what 'mobs' are, but... "I guess so? Yes."

Uber and Leet look at each other. "Every gamer group needs a token gamer girl, right?" Leet asks Uber.

He responds, "At the very least she'd be useful. Say, Gatherer, how would you feel about maybe working with us on a longer-term basis than just this project?"

I cringe behind my scarf and mask. We've barely spoken, but a slight similarity to something video game related has them asking for a team-up? Really?

"Hah. Let's see if you can manage the task at hand before we start even considering anything more," I say, dodging the question as best as I can.

Still. Part of me can't help but feel a draw. It's not like there's no decent reasons to consider...

[] Uber and Leet are criminals. Ones the PRT aren't taking seriously, but are in need of justice just as much as anyone else. You saw that video of them beating up those prostitutes, as some kind of fucked-up GTA roleplay- and they've hurt a lot of other people besides. Maybe if you got in close, you could take them down from the inside- and take advantage of their abilities and resources in the meantime.

[] Uber and Leet are people. Gross, weird, fucked up people. But people. The PRT hasn't cracked down on them for a reason, right? Maybe if you joined up, you could guide them away from the more hardcore stuff? Or even, dare you say it- perform a redemption arc? Hah, probably not, no. But either way, it would at least ensure access to tinkertech to play with in your combinations.
Meat or candy?
[] Both of these options feel fucking gross and dangerous, and you don't want to work with them at all beyond this project.
-[] But, you don't hate them or anything. You wouldn't pick a fight if you saw them around after this, unless they started it.
-[] But, if you do get the opportunity to screw them over, you'll take it.

And how does this project turn out exactly? Pick one:

[] Forest Lure. A small box that slowly builds up synthesized pheromones that attract random forest creatures. 25% chance of breaking every time you use it, but you might be about to get a lot of grist out of it before then, if you're lucky. Making this will render Leet almost totally incapable of creating other lures.

[] Water lure. Same principle as the forest lure, but for the water. For the record, large fish do indeed give grist, though you're unlikely to get any other than build from them. Stranger sorts like sharks or octopi might be a different story, but will be rarer. Will be generally less effective than the forest lure for getting special grist, but better for build grist, and way better than hunting birds. Same odds of breaking. Making this will render Leet almost totally incapable of creating other lures.

[] Gristwidget 69420. If you decide to give Leet almost every scrap of info you have on your power, including details on how the machinery and alchemy function, and actually giving him some captcha cards and letting him borrow your light-gun modus, he can figure out enough to make this thing. This machine takes captchalogue cards, shreds them, and then gives you a small fraction of the grist you would have needed to make whatever was in the card in the first place. Doesn't work with cards that are punched, the item actually has to be in the thing. It also requires literal money in order to function, roughly equivalent to what the shredded item is worth monetarily. It's far more sturdy than most of Leet's tech, though it may still break some day. He'll want more than just duped tech for this- you'll have to combine some stuff for him as well. Making this will render Leet incapable of creating a lot of shit, and make it hard for him to ever do anything else with captcha or alchemy technology.

[] Write-in. Generally assume that the more normal whatever he makes is, the more his shard hates it, and will make it prone to breaking. And the better it is, the more he'll ask for in exchange. It also has to be something that he hasn't obviously done before, and I don't just mean you have to come up with a creative idea for each component of it, it's not like we know every random thing he's gone through or whatever so just let me handle that. I mean that it has to be conceptually different from most of the sort of things you'd expect him to have made- no normal-ass guns to help you hunt, for example, because he's probably already gone though most of his ideas regarding that, and all that's left is esoteric shit he wants to keep for himself. Though, there is some leeway due to this being his first time working with Sburban tech. But of course, the more you lean on that, the more you must reveal to him about your power for him to make use of it.

AN: Wow, look at that, another short update after a long hiatus. My excuse this time is that I'm really uncomfortable writing dialogue, and feel like it never flows the way I want it to, but at least it's finally written. Also, sorry if anything is really screwed up here, I wrote this over the course of hours and on very little sleep. Let me know if I messed up the continuity somewhere or whatever.
 
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it's alive

i repeat IT'S ALIVE

edit: now that i've read the chapter
[x] Uber and Leet are criminals.
even if they are goofie they still are a menace if they where to use our suplied tech to limit the collatéral damage they could be redeamed. But things like hitting the prostitue with a bat are crossing the line

[x] Water lure
we are not explaining all our power to someone that could turn hostile in the futur also if we keep a exemple of the lure we could maybe create a leviatan lure in the futur


also question could taylor card one of the effigie she make on her late to allow her to add item to a combinaison without wasting grits creating the intermediary item?
 
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also question could taylor card one of the effigie she make on her late to allow her to add item to a combinaison without wasting grits creating the intermediary item?

Sorry, I'm not sure I understand. Effigy? Do you mean her totems? Yes, Taylor can keep adding codes to a card without actually making each step along the way- Though, as the card gets punched fuller and fuller with holes, the higher odds you have of receiving something nonsensical in exchange.

EDIT: Not that continually mixing cards would inevitably result in more and more holes being punched, though it still might provide nonsensical or sub-par results after a while.
 
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Sorry, I'm not sure I understand. Effigy? Do you mean her totems? Yes, Taylor can keep adding codes to a card without actually making each step along the way- Though, as the card gets punched fuller and fuller with holes, the higher odds you have of receiving something nonsensical in exchange.
yep the totem and i mean some things could be realy good to make i was thinking if taylor can obtaina gyrojet bullet, fins and and something like a mini camera she could create traking bullet
I wonder if we could upgrade the gristwidget later.

i woudn't go for the gristwidget because even if L33T could do it wich isn't garentee because the shard whould have had access to symilar tech in they scouring of the universe.
it would probably cost a enormous amount of grist also probably ultra rare grits
 
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[X] Uber and Leet are people. Gross, weird, fucked up people. But people. The PRT hasn't cracked down on them for a reason, right? Maybe if you joined up, you could guide them away from the more hardcore stuff? Or even, dare you say it- perform a redemption arc? Hah, probably not, no. But either way, it would at least ensure access to tinkertech to play with in your combinations.
 
First... Sweet mother of Mew it's ALIVE. This to me is pretty much the best cross on here with worm so I was kinda hoping you would eventually update, and you did.

Now for za votes.

[X] Both of these options feel fucking gross and dangerous, and you don't want to work with them at all beyond this project.
-[X] But, you don't hate them or anything. You wouldn't pick a fight if you saw them around after this, unless they started it.

Honestly, screw Uber and Leet. If you had a good chunk of grist you could literally make crazy 'Trumptech' with a bunch of needles, a hair dryer and a few sleeping pills. Remember the flamethrower tap-faucet thing? Stuff like that is awesome.

Also, if you put in Tinker tech and do some Alchemy, the Shard involved WILL notice that its dimensional bypasses have themselves been bypassed. If it happens once or twice, fine. But if this KEEPS happening? They may just report this to the prime hub. It is then a toss up on how depressed Scion would be to either give them whatever access codes they need to screw us over or just not care period.

And how does this project turn out exactly? Pick one:

[X] Forest Lure. A small box that slowly builds up synthesized pheromones that attract random forest creatures. 25% chance of breaking every time you use it, but you might be about to get a lot of grist out of it before then, if you're lucky. Making this will render Leet almost totally incapable of creating other lures.

I'd prefer the water lure because it would be way easier to gather and a steadier source, but moving back and forth between the good arrangement we already have with hunting would be a detriment in the short term. In the long term i'm sure we can maybe build enough grist to actually make a copy of the lure because of that bullshit quarter chance if it dying on us, then making Alchemizing something that does the lure's work without that chance of failure, like maybe a tv antenna and a small handheld to make a rudimentary radar lure.
 
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